90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, kacesq said:

I can’t even imagine what those two are going to do each episode.

 

Snooze alert

[kacesq]

Avery is impaired, yes?

[Floatingbison]

I wonder if Jesse   threw his louie bittains across the room when he saw the D and S promo.

[cyberfruit]

lmao we see where avery gets her sense of humor

[DragonFlyzz]

3 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Holy shit Darcey and Stacey got a spinoff!

Who is responsible for this outrage?  I warned one of my fellow snarkers not to put the possibility out in to the universe.  It’s been spoken into existence and ain’t that a shame.

[mamadrama]

Just now, kacesq said:

I can’t even imagine what who those two are going to do each episode.

 

Fixed that. 

[Zombness]

Just now, kacesq said:

I can’t even imagine what those two are going to do each episode.

 

Get fillers, hair extensions and boob jobs...

[Grifter Lives]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

An entire one hour show with The Darcey Twins? Yeah, no thanks.

I was priding myself that my bottom ends before Find Love Live.

[sainte-chapelle]

I can't help it I like Avery she gives no fucks

[cyberfruit]

Just now, kacesq said:

Avery is impaired, yes?

quite.

[Baltimore Betty]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Post 90DF Stress Disorder.

LOL.  I am sure Rose should seek treatment for it too.

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

I can’t even imagine what who those two are going to do each episode.

 

FTFY

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ash calling Avery inauthentic? Pot, meet kettle.

[JennyMominFL]

5 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

I wouldn’t know how to contour. I’m from the suck your face in to find your blush line era

I contour, lol, but I had to learn

[kacesq]

I’m tired of Mom Avery’s chest. 

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Zombness said:

Get fillers, hair extensions and boob jobs...

Squeeze in to clothing 4 sizes too small.

[LilaFowler]

This isn't as funny as I want it to be.

[Baltimore Betty]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

An entire one hour show with The Darcey Twins? Yeah, no thanks.

Did we ever find out why Darcey is sleeping next to the refrigerator?

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, mamadrama said:

Fixed that. 

You beat me to it!

[Coltee Gal]

Actually...🙄🙄🙄

[kacesq]

Most of those tweets are poor and lacking.

[Zombness]

You good looking Ash??  With those bug eyes....you are scary..

[Floatingbison]

Ash is uniquely unfunny.

[kacesq]

Bored now.

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, kacesq said:

Most of those tweets are poor and lacking.

Inferior to us, actually 

[JennyMominFL]

5 minutes ago, sagittarius sue said:

Yeah, she had barely landed in London, and was proclaiming Tom was perfect!

Was this before or after her airport bathroom shower?

[Grifter Lives]

So, every week, we get women commenting on how good-looking Ash is.  Last week, it was Molly & Cynthia.  This week, it's Avery's mother.  Is this TLC's apology for destroying Ash's relationship coaching career by his seminar?

[Vandy10]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Most of those tweets are poor and lacking.

No where near as funny or interesting as us!

[Angry Moldovan]

I find it hard to believe that Ash is the best she’s ever had, the others must have been lacking

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Inferior to us, actually 

I totally agree.  

[kacesq]

There’s way too much Ed on this show.

[Gobi]

This is dragging.

[Zombness]

Just now, kacesq said:

There’s way too much Ed on this show.

I agree....I  agreeeeee!!!

[JennyMominFL]

6 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I can't even apply blush without looking like Saw

I am reaching the age where I have to make sure my makeup doesnt make me look like Madame from Wayland and Madame

[Pepper Mostly]

8 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Holy shit Darcey and Stacey got a spinoff! Will anyone watch?

Not me. I can't stand them. 

3 minutes ago, Zombness said:

Get fillers, hair extensions and boob jobs...

and that stalwart staple of reality TV, mani-pedis.

They will also bicker and fight, go to yoga, pour themselves into clothes that are too small, drink wine, cry, bicker some more, get passive aggressive, go on staged "blind dates" and cut steaks on the bias. 

[sagittarius sue]

Just now, JennyMominFL said:

Was this before or after her airport bathroom shower?

Definitely after.  I think it was during her first morning in London, looking at jewelry store windows, also talking about eyes on the prize.

[Angry Moldovan]

Egg, you so nasty going after David Poor. He is by far the better sex tourist than you with far less hair

[Grifter Lives]

3 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

Did we ever find out why Darcey is sleeping next to the refrigerator?

No.  And, I want to know.  It's a compact studio with too much deadspace in the hallway in the background.

[Floatingbison]

Yeah, show's dragging.  Even the shocker D and S promo was lame...they could have made it about 1000 times funnier.  No creative thinkers at TLC, apparently.

[sainte-chapelle]

David defends Ed and he proceeds to insult him m. Stay classy

[Doublemint]

They are just too light weight with the "comments" - let's get down with this and cut out the boring crap!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, JennyMominFL said:

I am reaching the age where I have to make sure my makeup doesnt make me look like Madame from Wayland and Madame

Right? I go much more pastel and matte, now that I'm an old lady. I used to enjoy a more dramatic look, but now? It just looks clown like. 

[Mr. Miner]

I had a strong dislike for the people on Pillow Talk. Now I kind of like them. That will never happen with Ed.

[Gobi]

Ash, the quicker picker upper.

[Grifter Lives]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Not me. I can't stand them. 

and that stalwart staple of reality TV, mani-pedis.

They will also bicker and fight, go to yoga, pour themselves into clothes that are too small, drink wine, cry, bicker some more, get passive aggressive, go on staged "blind dates" and cut steaks on the bias. 

And visit their brother's grave, remake their music video, exploit Darcey's children and flashback to Jesse.

[Angry Moldovan]

Dear Egg,

id do it with David Poor every time just because he isn’t you

 

love AM 😘 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I don’t recall any ads for a third episode of this travesty. I hope I’m right.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Egg, you so nasty going after David Poor. He is by far the better sex tourist than you with far less hair

David met and married his grifting match. 

[mamadrama]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

This is dragging.

Basically just a bunch of 15 minuters getting offended. 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Egg, you so nasty going after David Poor. He is by far the better sex tourist than you with far less hair

Right? Them's fighting words, Ed. We love David Poor. Annie too. Fuck off.