90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[greekmom]

Brandon is an idiot. Get some grocery store deli chickens and salads.

[Grifter Lives]

I appreciate the Brandon and Julia segments because they allow me to sneer and dislike, without the disgust or boredom I have for Angela and Family Libby.

[Doublemint]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Fuck, have the freaking emergency message again. I will NOT move from this seat while watching this show and chatting with my loved ones for a flash flood. 

Hang in there Auntie you'll be ok.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

@Auntie Anxiety, yesterday at the vineyard was rough! It's been a long, long time since I've spent 8 hours on my feet. Today was better. My feet are aching and my back isn't very happy right now, but I feel better about things today. Thanks for asking! :)

One day we are going to storm your winery dressed in 90 day cosplay

[Frozendiva]

Brandon, you can buy wine in bottles that don't come with corks. A lot of Aussie and NZ and now California ones don't. Or buy a box!

[Hotel Snarker]

God, Brandon is so fucking alpha.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Mr. Miner said:

That parka makes me want to punch Brandon in the face. 👊🏻

Add to that his inability to open a bottle of wine. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Here comes the friend aka shit stirrer.

[Baltimore Betty]

Just now, greekmom said:

Brandon is an idiot. Get some grocery store deli chickens and salads.

And their apartment is not even unpacked, why the rush to have a house warming party?

[charmed1]

Party time! PJ and Squee have arrived.

[kacesq]

I don’t believe Brandon has actual friends. And Julia you can at least be pleasant.

[My Girls]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

Brandon is an idiot. Get some grocery store deli chickens and salads.

I'm obsessed with those damn Chernobyl Chickens...

[Gobi]

Hey, it's Melanie. She's got a brand new pair of roller skates and Brandon has a brand new key!

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, goody, here comes Melanie. She brought a brand new spoon to stir shit with. 

[greekmom]

Just now, Baltimore Betty said:

And their apartment is not even unpacked, why the rush to have a house warming party?

because Sharp told them to probably. LOL

[CSunshine76]

So Brandon and Julia don’t even know how to make a plan and a list of food to throw a party, and then buy said food at the store? WTF.

[kacesq]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

One day we are going to storm your winery dressed in 90 day cosplay

I wish to be Darcey. Thank you. 

 

[Hotel Snarker]

Wow. Melanie sucks.

[Armchair Critic]

Trying to eat some chips (Lays Summer BLT flavor are so good) but it's hard to watch, eat, and keep up with the chat. We should be commended for our multi tasking on here because this chat moves fast. 😂

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, Chloe Dog said:

I'm obsessed with those damn Chernobyl Chickens...

Please elaborate. Never heard of Chernobyl chickens.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Baltimore Betty said:

And their apartment is not even unpacked, why the rush to have a house warming party?

The filming schedule waits for no idiot one.

[mmecorday]

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Were you working or drinking standing up? LOL.  

I would say I worked my butt off, but it's still there. :)

[Grifter Lives]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh, goody, here comes Melanie. She brought a brand new spoon to stir shit with. 

She's going to stay up all night with Brandon and watch that scary movie with Brandon, just like in high school.  

[Bees52]

Woah... what a mood switch for Julia when it comes to guests.

AJ gets a big, rocking hug. Melanie gets a rude look.

[Frozendiva]

Where are you going to install the pole? You need to check with your management first.

[Hotel Snarker]

“I’m sorry if I intimidated you” is the most passive aggressive apology ever.

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Mr. Miner said:

That parka makes me want to punch Brandon in the face. 👊🏻

One day you should totally mess with us and say something nice about Brandon mc puppet face just for shits and giggles.

[Pepper Mostly]

She's sorry she "intimidated" Julia? 

She insulted her, to her face, after knowing her for five minutes. Melanie is a rude little twitch. I'm surprised Julia agreed to have her in her home. 

[kacesq]

Can you install a pole in a rental? Don’t they have to be drilled in floor and ceiling?

[Mr. Miner]

Brandon would be a good cuckold for Julia and AJ. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[tvrox]

Two things most people don't want in the same apartment: pole dancing and baby. 

Unless maybe you're Jovi. 

[Suzywriter]

8 minutes ago, kacesq said:

I wish to be Darcey. Thank you. 

 

I wanna be Trish. I'll wear a terrible hat and a blanket shirt.

[Doublemint]

2 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

And their apartment is not even unpacked, why the rush to have a house warming party?

Yeah, I thought this too.   It should be "company ready" (but I'm old and then was then).

[endure]

OMG their place doesn't look party ready, they need to go back to the farm already 🙄

 

[tvrox]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

“I’m sorry if I intimidated you” is the most passive aggressive apology ever.

Yeah what a weird phrase. 

[Frozendiva]

Brandon, you can barely afford the apartment and your wife. A baby?

[Hotel Snarker]

Who doesn’t want a pole next to a crib?

[My Girls]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

Please elaborate. Never heard of Chernobyl chickens.

I don't know when we started calling them that, must have had a burnt one, but it's just those BBQ chickens at Safeway.  So yummy.

[Pepper Mostly]

And now here comes expert AJ, to explain what its like to have a baby. Brandon finds friends who are just like his parents! 

[kacesq]

Julia you married Brandon. He’s no prize. You can come down off your high horse.

[Baltimore Betty]

3 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Brandon, you can buy wine in bottles that don't come with corks. A lot of Aussie and NZ and now California ones don't. Or buy a box!

Or a Stelvin closure.

 

[Suzywriter]

Lord, send that bitch home.

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, tvrox said:

Two things most people don't want in the same apartment: pole dancing and baby. 

Unless maybe you're Jovi. 

No consideration for folks living underneath them. Maybe it is a concrete building with good soundproofing.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

I wanna be Trish. I'll wear a terrible hat and a blanket shirt.

I’ll be Mother Assholeu. Give me some money.

[Grifter Lives]

2 minutes ago, Mr. Miner said:

Brandon would be a good cuckold for Julia and AJ. 🤷🏻‍♂️

His swinger parents raised him well.

[Baltimore Betty]

1 minute ago, tvrox said:

Yeah what a weird phrase. 

I don't think she really understands what the word means.

[kacesq]

OMG those blonde zombies got a new season? TLC cancels nothing. 

[Hotel Snarker]

They’re married and 27. It’s not that strange for Julia to want a kid. Melanie is acting like they’re 17. Stay in your lane, Melanie!

[mmecorday]

YAY! The Plaths are coming back!

[Pepper Mostly]

Brandon: "We want different things!"

He wants chickens, and pigs, and his own room, filled with live crickets and building supplies!