90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Grifter Lives]

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

I wanna be Trish. I'll wear a terrible hat and a blanket shirt.

Several of us can be the Family Libby and stomp the grapes.

[Suzywriter]

7 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Julia you married Brandon. He’s no prize. You can come down off your high horse.

He's a shitbag who throws his wife under the bus to anyone. I mean, if the grocery store bagger complained about Julia, that idiot would take the bagger's side. 

[Doublemint]

3 minutes ago, tvrox said:

Two things most people don't want in the same apartment: pole dancing and baby. 

Unless maybe you're Jovi. 

DEAD!

[ExMathMajor]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

They’re married and 27. It’s not that strange for Julia to want a kid. Melanie is acting like they’re 17. Stay in your lane, Melanie!

Except Brandon is actually 14...

Okay Julia, you're in a MARRIAGE. It can't just be about what you want, sweetie.

Edited August 2, 2021 by ExMathMajor

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Baltimore Betty said:

Or a Stelvin closure.

 

I’d they had let Betty bill the party as a celebration of Brandon’s marriage, maybe someone would have gifted them a nice opener gadget thingy.

[charmed1]

Brandon and Julia’s “party” looks like one of those really bad re-enactments they do on Discovery ID right before the murder occurs.

[Baltimore Betty]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

And now here comes expert AJ, to explain what its like to have a baby. Brandon finds friends who are just like his parents! 

AJ says you know babies cry and stuff, so stupid. Julia wants a child like Jovi wants a child.

[Grifter Lives]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Brandon: "We want different things!"

He wants chickens, and pigs, and his own room, filled with live crickets and building supplies! 

And he's still saving for that Lamborghini.  I guess it's not part of Ragin' Ron's car dealership.

[endure]

How old are you = 27 = *long pause*

This Julia will never be happy, little bitch

[Eldemarge]

5 minutes ago, kacesq said:

I wish to be Darcey. Thank you. 

 

I'm thinking I'll be Dinyell.

[Suzywriter]

7 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

Brandon and Julia’s “party” looks like one of those really bad re-enactments they do on Discovery ID right before the murder occurs.

GOLD!

[Angry Moldovan]

I’m going as pred egg

[Coltee Gal]

Jovi the second the plane lands in Miami

I saw this on Twitter. 

[Armchair Critic]

I want to cosplay Stephanie (the Cougar not the sick one) so I can bring the boys and the booze

 

[Doublemint]

I'll be Tiffany in a cold-shoulder ensemble!

[mmecorday]

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Brandon and Julia’s “party” looks like one of those really bad re-enactments they do on Discovery ID right before the murder occurs.

Complete with the horrible acting.

[kacesq]

Yay! TIffany’s Shoulders!

[CSunshine76]

2 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

Brandon and Julia’s “party” looks like one of those really bad re-enactments they do on Discovery ID right before the murder occurs.

 Nailed it!!

I really liked the look of plastic containers of cut fruit just sitting on the stovetop! Classy.

[endure]

2 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

Brandon and Julia’s “party” looks like one of those really bad re-enactments they do on Discovery ID right before the murder occurs.

Yikes.... she could be another Jodi Arias?

[Angry Moldovan]

You guys are on fire tonight. I. Sitting here laughing and laughing

[Mindthinkr]

Does Tiffany ever look happy? 

[Suzywriter]

9 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

I'm thinking I'll be Dinyell.

Maybe I'll be Skyla's aig.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ronald in couples counseling. This will go well.

[kacesq]

We’ve seen Pastor Paul before haven’t we?

[Frozendiva]

If the uncle is objective, fine. If he takes Ronald's side, not so much.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Ronald in couples counseling. This will go well.

But they're going to his UNCLE. Well, that's different. 

[mmecorday]

Ronald: The reason why I chose this uncle is he's straight up. The other one is a compulsive gambler like me.

[Hotel Snarker]

Oh hellll no. Going to your uncle??? That’s not a conflict of interest at all.

[charmed1]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

I'm thinking I'll be Dinyell.

How dare you. That means I can only audition for the part of Nicole. 

[Grifter Lives]

Tiffany is the martyr, in case anyone has forgotten.

[Gobi]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Maybe I'll be Skyla's aig.

But who's going to tote it?

[kacesq]

She does everything by herself! I mean she married a guy on another continent and left him behind so...

I don’t need to hear about changing shitty diapers.

[Baltimore Betty]

Uncle Therapist should have suggested one of his therapist friends.

Poop diapers are not the real issue.

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

So they’re going to focus on changing poopy diapers? How symbolic.

[Frozendiva]

You're a blessing in this man's life? LOLOLOLOL!

[Angry Moldovan]

Does fridge stealer have a poop fetish? It’s just weird

[TazDevil]

Ronald wants a fucking gold star for changing one poopy diaper, accidentally.

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

We’ve seen Pastor Paul before haven’t we?

Call Central Casting.

[Grifter Lives]

Tiffany is a blessing!

Ronald showed up - on his own continent, while she was on vacation there.  

[Eldemarge]

Tiffany:  So I took on this Project Man and I totally FIXED him so why do I not have accolades every single day???

[kacesq]

There it is, Tiffany is going to think she deserves more and is better than Ronald forever.

the fucking arrogance...”I’m a blessing in this man’s life.”

 

[Hotel Snarker]

"You clean that poop" is the sound advice I like to hear.

[Frozendiva]

Boost his ego? Nope. Maybe see a therapist to help him deal with addiction. And learn self-healing.

[Pepper Mostly]

Gawd I cannot decide who I loathe more. 

Tiffany is a self righteous martyr. Ronald is an unabashed sexist ignoramus. 

 

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

You're a blessing in this man's life? LOLOLOLOL!

What she should have said: I really was a nuisance in this man's life.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

You're a blessing in this man's life? LOLOLOLOL!

She doesn’t lack confidence, must be her spectacular shoulders (and yes they are real)

[kacesq]

Wow..a transAtlantic marriage not working out...this is shocking news.

[Gobi]

"Name one of her weaknesses? Twinkies!"

Edited August 2, 2021 by Gobi

[Emmeline]

24 minutes ago, greekmom said:

i wish that Lowe would just tell Tammy and the mother off. damn.

I also hoped Asuelo’s mother and sister might be less demanding in front of Kalani’s parents.  Unfortunately that didn’t seem to phase them.

[xls]

9 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Oh not the fucking mask below the nose. I hate that.

Me too, omg! 😖