90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[OoogleEyes]

Yara better get used to single mom-hood.

[mmecorday]

Five days before the due date, Jovi goes to a bar. Lather, rinse repeat.

[Trackdawg]

17 hours ago, TazDevil said:

LOL!!!  I think you just pulled the pin in the grenade!

Actually, @Auntie Anxiety detonated @Pepper Mostly's GIFt a couple pages ago

Edited April 5, 2021 by Trackdawg
Credit where credit is due

[mamadrama]

3 minutes ago, Silver Bells said:

Screw the headaches.  Give me the epidural, screams Yara.  I’ll bet.

That was me. 

[Grifter Lives]

His hair grew back in one scene.  It's much longer with Cline & other friend.  

[Gobi]

"So, what drink goes best with a baby?"

[TazDevil]

At least he's not at the strip club

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Arg, what is with the middle parts, baggy jeans and washed out make up look? I am not young and hip anymore but that look is just awful. 

I don’t get it at all...someone just needs to bring back the Forenza brand for these kids.

[Arynm]

Poor Jovi can't do what he wants to do anymore. Looks like husband and dad is not on the list of things he wants to do.

[Grifter Lives]

Just now, Trackdawg said:

Actually, Stephanie detonated @Pepper Mostly's GIFt a couple pages ago

I have to find it!  I thought it would be Mike, saying, "Irregardless."

[mamadrama]

Even NonJovi's friends think he's an asshole. 

[tvrox]

37 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

I just wanted to tell you guys that you are my favorite thing about watching 90 Day Fiance. The show wouldn't be the same without your snark. I thought this season was a little unbearable at first, but now I found your live chat and I joined in on the fun!

So again, I thank you guys and your snark for bringing out the best of me every Sunday night!

So glad you found us!! We like your snark too :). 

[Hotel Snarker]

More Family Libby? God, they make me sick.

[Frozendiva]

No break for us. HEA starts Apr. 25. Looks like we also get Brandon and Julia.

[UMAngela]

14 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

I keep pushing OSU for instate tuition 

As a proud U of Michigan grad (note my user name), I’d want to encourage your son that way... but damn, out of state tuition is such a scam. 

[Mrs. Hanson]

Me me me, I am all alone.  But she isnt concerned that Jovi is missing out.  Yara take the epidural. 

Your life turned into that of s married man with a baby, jackass. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Not loving the happily ever after cast ...will only watch to snark with you all 

[Floatingbison]

Jovi isn't even a witty or clever drunk . . . he's really predictable on every level.

[TazDevil]

Jesus, the Coven gets to be on another iteration of Happily Ever After??

Whatevs, I'm just happy that it's on the broadcast channel!

[Mindthinkr]

Just now, mamadrama said:

Even NonJovi's friends think he's an asshole. 

Well that makes it unanimous. Jovi is an ass. 

[renatae]

Even Jovi's friends drinking buddies think he's an immature a-hole.

ETA: Didn't realize Mamadrama beat me to it! GMTA!

Edited April 5, 2021 by renatae

[Gobi]

3 minutes ago, TazDevil said:

At least he's not at the strip club

 Yet.

[TazDevil]

3 minutes ago, Trackdawg said:

Actually, Stephanie detonated @Pepper Mostly's GIFt a couple pages ago

Crap, now I have to go back and figure out what the magic word was!

[sainte-chapelle]

I never had a baby but what is with the ‘doing it naturally’ and home birth trends? Isn’t being in a hospital safer for mom and baby? 

[mamadrama]

Every time I see Libby's sisters acting like they're above everyone else I want to scream, "The world has literally seen your assholes and vulvas. STFU." 

[OoogleEyes]

4 minutes ago, TazDevil said:

At least he's not at the strip club

.....yet!

[TazDevil]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

No break for us. HEA starts Apr. 25. Looks like we also get Brandon and Julia.

How can we miss these people when they won't go away???

[greekmom]

2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

No break for us. HEA starts Apr. 25. Looks like we also get Brandon and Julia.

If only Julia finds out about Betty and Ron swinging and throws it in her face.

[tvrox]

37 minutes ago, hula-la said:

Waving at you from BC. When the border opens, I should head to Sequim (just to laugh at Mike). 

We should all road trip to visit all the 90 day characters and laugh at them. 

[Doublemint]

Happily Ever After - I'm here for it.

[CrazyInAlabama]

Yes, the HEA should be a blast from the past this season, and it looks like Yara and Jovi, and Brandon and Julia are on it.    I'll only be watching for the fights between Libby and her sister they just showed, and hoping Kalani beats the snot out of Asuelu's sister, and Mama Kalani takes down Mama Asuelu.       I don't believe for a second that Tiffany will ever dump Ronald, as long as the TLC money is still coming in.   

Jovi is a fool, he's going to toss away his chance to have a nice family for drinking with his foolish friends.   Why does Yara even believe him any more?  

Edited April 5, 2021 by CrazyInAlabama

[kacesq]

It’s as if TLC figured “who are the couples kacesq really doesn’t want to see anymore? Let’s get them for HEA.”

Im sick to death of Libby and her family and unless Angela is getting her comeuppance for being an abusive hosebeast then pass on her too.

[mamadrama]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

I never had a baby but what is with the ‘doing it naturally’ and home birth trends? Isn’t being in a hospital safer for mom and baby? 

When the doctor asked me "morphine or epidural" my reply was "What do you mean 'or'?" 

[Trackdawg]

5 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

Goodnight and take care. I am going to do some things and keep this on for background noise. 

[Twopper]

Why do I think Jovie will be  3 sheets to the wind when Yara is in delivery?

The shots of NOLA are making me want to move back.  Sigh....

I swear there must have been 10 minutes of ads all at once

[Floatingbison]

Just now, mamadrama said:

Every time I see Libby's sisters acting like they're above everyone else I want to scream, "The world has literally seen your assholes and vulvas. STFU." 

"The whole world is your gynecologist."

--Patsy, Ab Fab

[My Girls]

Yara is not wrong...

[kacesq]

Just now, CrazyInAlabama said:

Yes, the HEA should be a blast from the past this season, and it looks like Yara and Jovi, and Brandon and Julia are on it.    I'll only be watching for the fights between Libby and her sister they just showed, and hoping Kalani beats the snot out of Asuelu's sister, and Mama Kalani takes down Mama Asuelu.       

Jovi is a fool, he's going to toss away his chance to have a nice family for drinking with his foolish friends. 

Are Kalani and Aseulo back as well?

[Grifter Lives]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I never had a baby but what is with the ‘doing it naturally’ and home birth trends? Isn’t being in a hospital safer for mom and baby? 

It may be just for TLC to be able to films the births.  Like we all need to see them, and every TLC mother is the first and only mother and has had the most extraordinary birth.

[tvrox]

39 minutes ago, kacesq said:

uncle Beau looks spiffy.

The wife beater and American flag banadana: classic wedding look! 

[Frozendiva]

A lot of women are pregnant, Yara. You need to express your needs to your husband and not whine about it.

[Floatingbison]

2 minutes ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

Yes, the HEA should be a blast from the past this season, and it looks like Yara and Jovi, and Brandon and Julia are on it.    I'll only be watching for the fights between Libby and her sister they just showed, and hoping Kalani beats the snot out of Asuelu's sister, and Mama Kalani takes down Mama Asuelu.       I don't believe for a second that Tiffany will ever dump Ronald, as long as the TLC money is still coming in.   

Jovi is a fool, he's going to toss away his chance to have a nice family for drinking with his foolish friends.   Why does Yara even believe him any more?  

Alcoholics will literally throw away everything to keep drinking that shit.

[Trackdawg]

1 minute ago, mamadrama said:

Every time I see Libby's sisters acting like they're above everyone else I want to scream, "The world has literally seen your assholes and vulvas. STFU." 

[mamadrama]

Does Yara get to go out with anyone? I feel sad that production seems to be the only people she sees. 

[kacesq]

Jovi is an asshole. But he’s always been like this. And he will not change. Welcome to your life Yara. Jovi will think he’s babysitting if you ever leave the house. He’ll expect a blow job every time he changes a diaper. He’ll remind you he is working and making money.

wedded bliss y’all

[Mindthinkr]

2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

"The whole world is your gynecologist."

--Patsy, Ab Fab

I love Patsy and Edina. 

[Twopper]

9 minutes ago, LucyEth said:

Great show, loved when Rose would say “the dishy vicar”!

I love that show.  I don't have any Royal Doulton, though, and I think I misspelled it.  I do have Solitaire by Lenox and silverware and crystal, and I can lay a lovely table if I am in the mood.   I thought Onslow and Daisy were hilarious.  Poor Emmet having to listen to Hyacinth sing at him. 

[tvrox]

40 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

This nightmare is never going to end

That's what the cat is thinking. 

[CrazyInAlabama]

3 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Are Kalani and Aseulo back as well?

Yes, apparently from the trailer, Michael and Angela, Jovi and Yara, Brandon and Julia, Kalani and Asuelu, Libby and Andre, and Tiffany and the refrigerator thief, Ronald.  

Any bets on how long until Yara wants every form of pain killer there is? 

Edited April 5, 2021 by CrazyInAlabama

[Trackdawg]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

Alcoholics will literally throw away everything to keep drinking that shit.