90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Mindthinkr]

Hello everyone. Sounds like Harris is ready to make the sacrifices necessary to get his green card. 🤣

[tvrox]

Who gave Uncle Beau access to fire???

[Hotel Snarker]

Stephanie is gonna call her psychic Maria right after Harris clears the cobwebs off her porch.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mike, you need to curb your enthusiasm over the upcoming wedding. You seem delirious.

[Floatingbison]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Got my J&J vaccine on Friday. No side effects and no second shot. Set it and forget it.

I told Mrs. FB almost the same thing:  One and done.

[Pepper Mostly]

Mike looks like he's saying "I finally cleaned out the garbage disposal" when he speaks of the joyful moment when he and Natalie re-committed to each other. Sigh. He's such a mad, impetuous romantic. 

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, JennyMominFL said:

I got mine at the VA so i think that made it a bit easier for me than for others.

They opened the convention center here and are giving 10,000 vaccines a day. So thankful I got in on Thursday, get my second dose April 1. It was quite an experience, so well organized and upbeat.

[Grifter Lives]

Mike's tree farm turned into a ranch.  Is he herding Christmas trees?  Is Uncle Beau now in the pasture with some longhorn?

[Hotel Snarker]

Holy shit, I would NOT trust Uncle Beau with explosives.

[Mindthinkr]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Belizean Dick" is not an ice cream flavor? 

That is just too funny. 

[Frozendiva]

2 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

She did....and then she didn't....then she did again!

All while Harris was finding words to speak to her!

[mmecorday]

Natalie's mother cannot attend the wedding, but maybe that tree she was so fond of can stand in for her mom.

[Auntie Anxiety]

@Floatingbison, you need to bring home some flowers for Mrs. FB. She’s a keeper.

[hisbunkie]

3 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

He (Harris) treats me like a queen". It's easy to treat her since she pays for everything!

Except that she was doing the same with 27 year old Fiancée and he was a jerk to her.

[Hotel Snarker]

I feel like Mike didn’t wanna pay for a real wedding or a flight for Natalie’s mom, so he purposely waited till the last moment to commit.

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Mindthinkr said:

That is just too funny. 

I found some 50% less calories and fat Raspberry Cheesecake Haagen Dazs ice cream yesterday. New.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Grifter Lives said:

Mike's tree farm turned into a ranch.  Is he herding Christmas trees?  Is Uncle Beau now in the pasture with some longhorn?

He's wrangling 300-400 head of trees.

[hisbunkie]

1 minute ago, Mindthinkr said:

Belizean Dick" is not an ice cream flavor? 

Well, not yet.

[tvrox]

6 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Her favorite wine - an open bottle.

In a filled to the brim glass! "Not classy" we know. 

[Grifter Lives]

Natalie's mother must have seen the other two weddings, and there may even be a fourth.  So, she can miss the big day - a down-home wedding on the ranch.  It rivals Danielle's and Mohammed's.

[Arynm]

That Harris knows how to pour a glass of wine! That is a vacation pour, not a home on the couch pour. He can pour my vacation wine anytime!

[Coltee Gal]

OMG. Stephanie looks rough. Harris looks like a predator with a prey in pouncing range. 

[Hotel Snarker]

I hope they can video chat her mom in for the wedding.

[DNR]

Harris is better looking than Ryan IMO.....  he’s working hard for that green card !

attention Yara! 📢 Novi is allllllllways Drunk 🍺 🍻 🍺 

[Gobi]

"Psychic, psychic on the phone, is Harris the one that I should bone?"

[Mr. Miner]

The big putz is ecstatic! 🙄

[Mercolleen]

On 3/7/2021 at 8:47 PM, Baltimore Betty said:

Off topic but at the end of the month I will be in Mystic Conn. for a day and I found a restaurant I'd like to try, read a TripAdvisor review and found out that Tania (of Syngin of Tania) works there!  Now I have to go to that restaurant.   What ever happened to her herbal witch doctor career?

Which restaurant? Pre COVID times, my friend who lives in Hartford CT and I would meet halfway in Mystic for lunch every so often.

[Hotel Snarker]

The Progressive sign spinner guy gets on my nerves.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Doesn’t matter how much you spend or who you invite. It doesn’t mean you’ll have a good marriage.

[tvrox]

8 minutes ago, hookedontv said:

I’m here Snarkers! I need some relief from my life, which I can’t seem to get a grip on. I’m making mistakes at work, I can’t keep up with my laundry and dishes, I am exhausted all the time. Ugh. 

I am happy to be here snarking with you. And for anyone interested, New Intervention starts tomorrow and new Hoarders starts next week. 
 

Stephanie with her jacked up pigtails and she’s high on pills and booze. 

Don't be too hard on yourself. A year into the pandemic, we are all struggling. Hang in there! 

[Emmeline]

7 minutes ago, hookedontv said:

I’m here Snarkers! I need some relief from my life, which I can’t seem to get a grip on. I’m making mistakes at work, I can’t keep up with my laundry and dishes, I am exhausted all the time. Ugh. 
 

I’m sorry, I’ve been feeling the same lately.  Hang in there.  

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Arynm said:

That Harris knows how to pour a glass of wine! That is a vacation pour, not a home on the couch pour. He can pour my vacation wine anytime!

I devoutly hope that "pour my vacation wine" is not a cute euphemism for, well, for anything. 

Just now, Coltee Gal said:

OMG. Stephanie looks rough. Harris looks like a predator with a prey in pouncing range. 

Right? She's like a wounded impala and he's a hungry hyena. 

[Floatingbison]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

@Floatingbison, you need to bring home some flowers for Mrs. FB. She’s a keeper.

That's a great idea.  I'll send flowers to her at her school for Tuesday.

She set the whole thing up for me... she made the appointment, made sure I knew the magic phrase which they wanted to hear:  multigenerational...  

 

[magemaud]

I wondered where everybody was tonight until I realized I’ve been posting on last week’s episode 

[Doublemint]

Waiting for Zied - Rebecca is a dummy for not understanding the basics of Ramadan.   It's not her first rodeo.

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Gobi said:

"Psychic, psychic on the phone, is Harris the one that I should bone?"

She should find a more objective psychic and not some friend who tells her what she wants to hear. See what the relationship does before even thinking of a psychic.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

She should find a more objective psychic and not some friend who tells her what she wants to hear. See what the relationship does before even thinking of a psychic.

Stephanie's friend is psychic like I'm the Queen of Romania. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

On Harris’ IMDb resume: Fuck Boy to needy tourist, 90Day Fiancé.

[Mindthinkr]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

I wondered where everybody was tonight until I realized I’ve been posting on last week’s episode 

Still you made it. Not too late for some great snark. 

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

I wondered where everybody was tonight until I realized I’ve been posting on last week’s episode 

Better late than never, welcome in!

[Hotel Snarker]

10 minutes ago, hookedontv said:

I’m here Snarkers! I need some relief from my life, which I can’t seem to get a grip on. I’m making mistakes at work, I can’t keep up with my laundry and dishes, I am exhausted all the time. Ugh. 

I am happy to be here snarking with you. And for anyone interested, New Intervention starts tomorrow and new Hoarders starts next week. 
 

Stephanie with her jacked up pigtails and she’s high on pills and booze. 

I've been feeling the same way lately. I'm all burned out. Luckily, I can have fun and snark with you guys!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Yara, enjoy your life with Novi. It’s going to be one hell of a ride. And not in a good way.

[tvrox]

Jovi. No. 

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, magemaud said:

I wondered where everybody was tonight until I realized I’ve been posting on last week’s episode 

It's been a long week...  😉

[Hotel Snarker]

Jovi is disgusting. I wouldn’t be ok with my husband going into a room with a stripper before our wedding.

[Frozendiva]

1:30 am is a bit past 11 pm, dude.

[kacesq]

::stumbles into post late like Jovi stumbling on home::

[Straycat80]

I’m sure Jovi just got a ‘private dance’ and that’s all. *snort*

Edited March 15, 2021 by Straycat80

[Grifter Lives]

Did Jovi acquire a 5-o'clock shadow in the course of the lapdance?

[CSunshine76]

Jovi walks out of the strip club in a different shirt. Really producers? 
Oh, wait, he’s in the apt now and back in the shirt he left in.

Edited March 15, 2021 by CSunshine76