90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Kiss my mutt]

I think Hazel needs to give Kody Brown a ringy ding and switch shows if she wants “sisters”. 
I’m tired of being nickeled and dimed with so many add on subscriptions. I hope they are overestimating people’s desire for additional paid footage so they keep it as is. 

[Floatingbison]

She says it's $5/month, but will it end the live snark?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Bees52 said:

They should've got that test that reveals with words, "pregnant" or "not pregnant" on the stick.

They should've gone to the doctor! What is wrong with these people?

[hula-la]

As an aside, I just made this for dinner. It is so flippin’ good! https://www.foodandwine.com/recipes/poulet-mafe

[Hotel Snarker]

Nonjovi's out here thinking half lines round down to not pregnant.

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

 

He's probably gay.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[Frozendiva]

Jovi getting a drink is a red flag.

[VioletNevermind]

Let’s hope to the good Lord above that she isn’t pregnant.  This douche is beyond not suitable father material.  

[Grifter Lives]

Jovi keeps his liquor in a burlap bag in front of the olive oil in the kitchen cabinet.  

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Mrs. FB has raised a practical question.  Does discovery + mean that 90Day will air on that only, and TLC leaves basic cable?

Nooooooooooooo. I couldn’t live without this crap every Sunday night

[JennyMominFL]

3 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I have a 10 year wedding anniversary in 2022...if it is safe we want to go back to London and Paris.

I have friends in the UK . I am usually there  4- 6 weeks a year, except last year. I want to go so badly

Edited February 1, 2021 by JennyMominFL

[tvrox]

What you drinking Jovi? Alcohol of course.

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, hula-la said:

As an aside, I just made this for dinner. It is so flippin’ good! https://www.foodandwine.com/recipes/poulet-mafe

Mmm, you just made my mouth water!

[Suzywriter]

5 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

There is a lot wrong with it when you marry a woman without telling her. 

[hisbunkie]

3 minutes ago, Arynm said:

So is she pregnant or not? I am so confused. I swear I only saw one line last week, so maybe she is just confused by the test?

Did I see her wash the stick? You are washing the urine away, aren’t you?

[hookedontv]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Jovi getting a drink is a red flag.

A red flag in a red cup. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Ok in the still pic Jovi looks rough for 29. Even if she made a mistake she didn’t ‘lie’ Jovi. False positives happen and you are attacking her after a miscarriage? Asshole. Go home Yara he is a piece of shit.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

She says it's $5/month, but will it end the live snark?

Yes, I just cut hbo. I’m sick of it!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Maybe putting the first pee stick under the faucet wasn’t a good idea? Just saying.

[Hotel Snarker]

Why is Jovi drinking alcohol out of a red solo cup?

[Suzywriter]

7 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Nonjovi's out here thinking half lines round down to not pregnant.

Round down!!!

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Jovi getting a drink is a red flag.

Use a glass you big toothed heathen

[greekmom]

Damn I was hoping we get the day after Julia and Brandon stayed in the same room.

[Mindthinkr]

1 minute ago, tvrox said:

What you drinking Jovi? Alcohol of course.

You had to ask. He’s on his off 28 days meaning the drinking is on. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Guess Novi just lost his drinking buddy.

[Hotel Snarker]

I don't think using alcohol to relieve stress is good. Am I right in saying that?

[Straycat80]

I can’t believe Natalie has not said anything about ‘ring’ yet. 

[VioletNevermind]

“We’re looking for a smell.”  

[Suzywriter]

8 minutes ago, Suzy Rhapsody said:

Let’s hope to the good Lord above that she isn’t pregnant.  This douche is beyond not suitable father material.  

Worse still, she would be stuck with a kid with his DNA.  There are some traits there that I would not want to perpetuate.

[Frozendiva]

Mike can't buy a Glade Plug-in?

[LennieBriscoe]

16 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

OMG is this where Amira lives?! I have paintings I stare at that look just like where she’s sitting right now. Why would she want to move here and marry a troll? I hope she’s not banking on some modeling or acting cuh-rear.

They are sitting outside Restaurant Le Pot De Lapin, Saumur. You can see the name on the door in some scenes. 

https://lepotdelapin-saumur.com/galerie-photos/

Edited February 1, 2021 by LennieBriscoe

[mmecorday]

Have Mike and Natalie never heard of Febreeze?

[Andi27]

Washington State has some great lavender farms.

[Auntie Anxiety]

So now the saleswoman is the event planner? Great.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh goody. Here comes the Overly Nosy and Intrusive Local scene. 

[Mr. Miner]

It smells like vomit took a dump in Mike’s closet. 😷

[Hotel Snarker]

Can’t wait until next week when we find out about the tree and how it got Natalie pregnant!

[hookedontv]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Can’t wait until next week when we find out about the tree and how it got Natalie pregnant!

Got wood? 

[greekmom]

I swear Mike is buying those bottles to annoy Natalie.

[tvrox]

1 hour ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

I agree.   You can absolutely tell when the camera crews hate someone, from the awful way they're shot.    Then the editors take over, and help the person look like an even bigger loser.      It's bad watching some of these losers, but can you imagine having to film them all day, and put up with their awful personalities?  

I graduated high school in 71, and I still look better than Betty, and some of the others. 

Yeah the film crew must have trouble not laughing sometimes. 

[Gobi]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Can’t wait until next week when we find out about the tree and how it got Natalie pregnant!

You have to careful when you sniff a woody.

[Floatingbison]

Smells like a hobo took a crap on a campfire after eating burritos.

[Pepper Mostly]

Natalie, you will never have guests at the ranch. Your life is unrolling in all its drab hopelessness before you. 

[tvrox]

The saleswoman doesn't need your whole life story Natalie. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mike, do you really want to listen to this Level 5 nagging for the rest of your life? Don’t be a mishugenah.

[charmed1]

If you had random saleswoman, restaurant waitress, car salesman, boxing instructor who asks scripted, intrusive questions about the 90 Dayer’s relationship, you got Bingo tonight.

[Kiss my mutt]

I can’t get over Jovi’s pompadour. I’m sure the guys he works with must give him shit. Maybe they can knock a few teeth out of that big mouth of his. 

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Andi27 said:

Washington State has some great lavender farms.

I went to a lavender farm in Ontario and lost my mind. Because it was up North the creams and sprays were super cheap.

[Floatingbison]

Just now, tvrox said:

The saleswoman doesn't need your whole life story Natalie. 

"The waiter doesn't need to know your name."

[magemaud]

6 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Nonjovi's out here thinking half lines round down to not pregnant.

It means she’s just “a little bit pregnant “