90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Hotel Snarker]

Stephanie’s sweet, elderly cat is the real star of the show here.

[Floatingbison]

This lady seems to be set on Perma-Rage mode.

[magemaud]

1 minute ago, Straycat80 said:

That see thru top is not a good look on Stephanie

Braless, too

[Gobi]

6 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

At least Tarik will choose his daughter Minty over Hazel. 

FTFY

[hula-la]

Who is “we”? I don’t think the cat cares. 

[LennieBriscoe]

Wow. So mach love from the heretofore hot to trot men.

"Slop the pigs!"

"See you in a month!"

"Dresser? Like for just your clothes?!"

"The kid shares my bed."

.....[cellphone crickets].....

 

 

[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, Doublemint said:

The see thru shirt is a no.   This lady's in for a shock.

I bet Discover+ will show the nips. 

[greekmom]

Honestly Steph your relationship isn't all that stable if a) you cheated on his with his cousin and b) after 9 months you're growing apart.

[DragonFlyzz]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

I would have liked to be in the middle of a Jon Snow/Jaime Lannister sandwich.

I just can’t with Jaime.  Every time he demonstrated the slightest redeeming quality he backslid immediately.  I never really learned to share and no guy is worth sharing with another woman especially when that woman is his sister. 🤢

[kacesq]

OMG Corey and Evelyn are on Diaries? I thought they were done, again.

[For Cereals]

3 minutes ago, magemaud said:

That was me again. 

Thank you! 🙂

[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, JennyMominFL said:

Why do people my age even want to be with someone 25 years younger? I dont get it, And What the fuck is that top?

It’s all about the D. 

[Armchair Critic]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

This lady seems to be set on Perma-Rage mode.

She better watch that, grimacing may cause her to have wrinkles. 😂

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, JennyMominFL said:

Why do people my age even want to be with someone 25 years younger? I dont get it.

Tbh I couldn’t and wouldn’t have the energy anymore

[Hotel Snarker]

If I see Big Ed scoop guacamole off his face one more time........

[charmed1]

“Come on, Ryan. I got a sick cat and a business to run!” God, I love this cougar.

[renatae]

16 minutes ago, JennyMominFL said:

A while ago. I wear it sometimes

I had to come back to add, I dont wear it like that!

Me, too. I wear a very understated, well-blended pink and I think it warms up my complexion.

Now "fire ant lady" (kudos to whoever said that!) is a horse of another color!

[sainte-chapelle]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I love love love a pure blue red or even a burgundy. I'm of the "eyes or lips, pick one" school, and since I wear glasses I always go for a good vibrant lip. But of course once it wears off I forget all about it. 

I am prepared to bet that Tarik would cry like a little baby if she cut one inch of hair. He's got to be one of Those Guys Who Love Your Long Hair. 

I wear glasses too and am very much a bold lip, minimal eye girl. I tried bare lips and Smokey eye but due to oily lids I looked like Tammy Faye in an hour 😂 I love lip stains since I don’t need to reapply and I can eat without smearing

Edited January 11, 2021 by sainte-chapelle

[JennyMominFL]

2 minutes ago, DragonFlyzz said:

I just can’t with Jaime.  Every time he demonstrated the slightest redeeming quality he backslid immediately.  I never really learned to share and no guy is worth sharing with another woman especially when that woman is his sister. 🤢

Eh, Ill take a naughty boy that looks like that,

[Angry Moldovan]

4 minutes ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

I bet Discover+ will show the nips. 

I just spat  out my lemon water

Edited January 11, 2021 by Angry Moldovan

[Frozendiva]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

I wear glasses too and am very much a bold lip, minimal eye girl. I tried bare lips and Smokey eye but due to oily lids I looked like Tammy Faye in an hour 😂 

Eyeshadow base?

[JennyMominFL]

4 minutes ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

It’s all about the D. 

People my age have the D too and more experience with it

Edited January 11, 2021 by JennyMominFL

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Mercolleen said:

Coo coo Tur Tur is going to have to share a bed too! 

Some brain trust at Sharp is working overtime. "I've got it JB! the new fiancee will have to share a bed with the kids. Or the cat. Its a winner!" 

2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

This lady seems to be set on Perma-Rage mode.

She is wound up pretty tight. 

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Tbh I couldn’t and wouldn’t have the energy anymore

Right? A nice septuagenarian, who wants his gruel by 5 and a pat on the head, that's what I'm talking about. 

[Frozendiva]

Natalie, you were hoping for a fancy house or condo in Seattle.

[kacesq]

Oof just how much makeup is Natalie wearing?

newsflash, Natalie! We have nail salons here. 

[tvrox]

Um America has nail salons. LOL. 

[VioletNevermind]

Floors need to be swept in every country, hon.  America doesn’t have the market cornered on dusty floors.  Ugh, this bitch . . .

[Floatingbison]

Living With My Internet Boyfriend in Rural America:  I Want To Die

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I wear glasses too and am very much a bold lip, minimal eye girl. I tried bare lips and Smokey eye but due to oily lids I looked like Tammy Faye in an hour 😂 I love lip stains since I don’t need to reapply and I can eat without smearing

I adore lip stains, but I find it hard to find a color I like. Nyx makes some nice ones. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Here I am making comments about their makeup and I haven’t worn any in about two decades. 

[nytonc]

3 minutes ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

It’s all about the D. 

They’re missing out. I get 68 yr old D and he knows how to use it. Unlike the young dicks on this show

[TMI]

natalie thinks that people in the city don't do housework...

bring mom over so she can take care of you like she did at home.

[Pepper Mostly]

Jesus, Natalie, read a goddamn book.

[Floatingbison]

They have dirty floors in Seattle too, lady.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nat’s mother knows her lines well. “Do you have a ring yet? Are you pregnant yet? Can I come to the US yet?”

[JennyMominFL]

OK, Today someone attacked her with a contour stick

[kacesq]

Does Natalie’s mom know that her brat daughter threw the “lovely ring” in Mike’s luggage?

[Armchair Critic]

Rebecca's daughter needs more mascara/eyeliner and less orange. I used to wear pink eye shadow in the 80's, didn't know it was back. My one makeup I can't live without is eyeliner, I am fair so it pops my eyes. But not as much as Natalie's eyes which look like they are bugging out.

Edited January 11, 2021 by Armchair Critic

[greekmom]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Jesus, Natalie, read a goddamn book.

I think i've said it a few times.

Where is the bestie that married Mike's bestie and Natalie and Mike are co-godparents?!?!

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Eyeshadow base?

I need to try more but the last one I used I reacted to and my eyes were half closed for a week. I have very sensitive skin...I can only wear gold or silver jewelry or I get hives. I am too poor for this 😂 

[Arynm]

Mike brings the mom over and Natalie will never complain again. They can curl up in bead together and everything will be just fine

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Here I am making comments about their makeup and I haven’t worn any in about two decades. 

Well, I haven't worn any since March, when I went to WFH. And since I'll be retiring this summer I may never wear any again! Except when I'm going out to brunch, anyway. 

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Jesus, Natalie, read a goddamn book.

Preferably on makeup application and laundry hacks

[DragonFlyzz]

2 minutes ago, JennyMominFL said:

Eh, Ill take a naughty boy that looks like that,

That’s fine.  I’ll take the good looking one that isn’t a perv. 😯

[Auntie Anxiety]

Natalie, you can nicely tell your mother to butt out. Stop whining.

[Hotel Snarker]

I just love her mother though, she's adorable.

[Zombness]

Natalie don't lie to your Mom.....you probably are not getting married....

[CraftyHazel]

If Natalie actually loved Michael, she wouldn’t have to tell her mother so many lies.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Well, I haven't worn any since March, when I went to WFH. And since I'll be retiring this summer I may never wear any again! Except when I'm going out to brunch, anyway. 

I go grocery shopping once a week so I dress up and wear makeup that day...y’all are jealous of my exciting life 😉

Edited January 11, 2021 by sainte-chapelle

[Hotel Snarker]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Well, I haven't worn any since March, when I went to WFH. And since I'll be retiring this summer I may never wear any again! Except when I'm going out to brunch, anyway. 

I haven't worn makeup in years, and I doubt I will anytime soon.