90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[mmecorday]

I can't decide if Baby Girl Lisa sounds more like "Here's Lucy" era Lucille Ball or Harvey Fierstein.

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, kendi said:

And then have the nerve to demand details....and have an STD test. Jeez, you'd think that Stephanie with her secret illness would want Erika to have one right off the bat. Oh, I think that will be the next road block to intimacy....demand the STD test!

You are not allowed spoilers Kendi! Lol

Edited April 20, 2020 by Angry Moldovan

[Mercolleen]

Joining you all late because Blue Apron grossly underestimates the time it takes to make their recipes. This is a high point of my quarantine week!

[Armchair Critic]

Lisa looks like E.T. when he was dying

[Mrs. Landingham]

I’m familiar with the putting lipstick on the proverbial pig saying, but would it kill BibbiGurl to put on some foundation and bronzer? She always looks so totally washed out and drab. 

[JennyMominFL]

Mother Usman is a wise woman

[hookedontv]

Just now, kendi said:

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Guys I might have to go...

I feel uncomfortable 😉

Pay for my coffee before you leave!

You never loved me anyway! Get out of my life! 

[magemaud]

American woman, get away from meeeee. American woman, mama let me beeeee

[humbleopinion]

Don't be mean to E.T. or pigs in lipstick.

 

Edited April 20, 2020 by humbleopinion

[Auntie Anxiety]

Brother Sojaboy can’t believe his eyes or ears. Wonders if this is the invasion of the body snatchers. 

[kacesq]

Lol really BGL? How about staying in Nigeria? Would you stay there?

poor Usman’s brother having to take this seriously...

[magemaud]

American woman, get away from meeeee. American woman, mama let me beeeee

[KelseyNikki614]

Usman's brother looks nauseated when Usman talks about how much he loves Lisa 

[poeticlicensed]

Usman is working hard for that green card.

[Mrs. Landingham]

Just now, Armchair Critic said:

Lisa looks like E.T. when he was dying

You are 100% amazing. Not merely 60%, but a solid 100%. 

[mmecorday]

Oh, God ... can you image being in quarantine with Baby Girl Lisa?

[Eldemarge]

Lisa lookin' like a leather pochette.

[Frozendiva]

Usman, brother, be honest. You know your brother is only involved with Lisa because maybe she can get him more opportunities in the US.

[Angry Moldovan]

At least put some talcum powder on to blend those horrific roots

[kacesq]

So why didn’t Usman tell his family ahead of time he was bringing a wrinkled American crone to them and they should say yes so he can go to America and be a big! Star!

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, humbleopinion said:

Don't be mean to E.T.

 

ET phone home.... or Yolanda.

[Mercolleen]

24 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

Hey all you cool cats and kittens! Hope everyone is well and not tiger food.

Has anyone already commented about sardine oil? ... 

[Zombness]

You broought her Usman?  I thought she paid for her way.

[Doublemint]

Muhammed should be on "Mission Impossible!" 

[kendi]

Don't try your best, Muhammed. Only 60 percent is necessary. BGL owes you a goat, too.

[Archer27]

3 minutes ago, magemaud said:

American woman, get away from meeeee. American woman, mama let me beeeee

Ahh, another Lenny fan! 🙂

[OoogleEyes]

She does look like ET!

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

Lisa looks like E.T. when he was dying

💀 

[kacesq]

He sleeps in a polo shirt?

[Eldemarge]

LOL, David even WAKES UP in a polo shirt!  I can't...

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

Oh, God ... can you image being in quarantine with Baby Girl Lisa?

The vomit button would come in handy.

[hookedontv]

David sleeps in polo shirts too. 

[Zombness]

Oh David you should get introduced to Yolanda...you both would make a wonderful pair!!!

[sainte-chapelle]

Fucking Ceasar 2.0.....I can't. Did he bring chocolate panties?

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

Oh, God ... can you image being in quarantine with Baby Girl Lisa?

I would kill her and make it look like suicide. 

[FrancescaFiore]

I like Muhammad. He's kind. He's another person Skeeva doesn't deserve to know. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

David wakes up with every hair in place. No bed head for him.

[CSunshine76]

Did Lisa say she would go anywhere in Europe for Usman? Did I hear that right? Does she not even know she is in Africa? 

[Gobi]

"My girlfriend, whom I've never met in person." SMH!

[Granny58]

I am an old bat and I would never marry a younger man and deny him the opportunity for children.  That would be selfish.

[mmecorday]

David even sleeps in a polo shirt?

[kendi]

Just now, kacesq said:

He sleeps in a polo shirt?

As does Ed. It's part of the sex tourist starter pack.

[Mrs. Landingham]

This giant oaf sleeps in his polo shirt??

[poeticlicensed]

David is still walking around looking for Lana? How many scenes of him strolling around must we watch?

[kacesq]

I’m embarrassed to be witness to this deeply intimate conversation between the toupee and the fake girl.

Edited April 20, 2020 by kacesq
Wrong word

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Archer27 said:

Ahh, another Lenny fan! 🙂

Remake of a Canadian classic.

[hookedontv]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

ET phone home.... or Yolanda.

After the commercial break, Yolanda thinks The Williams Insta account has been hacked by E.T. 

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, poeticlicensed said:

Usman is working hard for that green card.

He works hard for the money, so hard for it honey

[Auntie Anxiety]

I forgot to tell you guys that I broke up with my laptop and am now currently in love with my iPad. We’re thinking about getting married.

[Pepper Mostly]

If I was going to meet my handsome young lovair in another country, you can bet I'd be saving all my dimes and dollars and investing in some good skin  and hair care, get some good outfits that fit, and contact lenses or flattering glasses. Lisa is such a sow. She loves Unman and he's her everything. But she won't make the smallest effort.