S08.E04: J. T.'s Story LIVE CHAT

[FormeryHeavyJ]

1 minute ago, Ivylady said:

Is the dog eating the crumbs or licking the lymphedema? 🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮

I need a puke emoji

[CrazyInAlabama]

What in heaven's name was he cooking?   It looked like several pounds of ground beef, dumped on a pizza shell or something.      This man is getting hard to root for, and also his girlfriend .

 

They have a hot dog restaurant here, and it's always packed.  

[mmecorday]

Now I'm really wishing I had eaten a salad instead of a brisket sandwich tonight with cheesy potato bake.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Drive time!  Let's see if the minivan bottoms out.

[Caoimhe]

Just now, Giant Misfit said:

We should take bets on how long he endures the car ride before the fast food restaurant stop.

I give it 10 minutes. 

I’ll be generous and give him 30

[Suzywriter]

my eating habit is a green salad with roast beef slices, to which I have added strips of Tyson's Blackened Chicken and Greek dressing.

[ShortyMac]

1 minute ago, MrsRopersCaftan said:

Hey y’all! Looks like we’re in for quite a ride tonight. My 16-year old is having surgery in the morning so this episode looks to be the perfect thing to distract me from my anxiety. I’m feeling extra snarky, too. Hopefully JT won’t be reading any comments. 

Best wishes to you and your child for tomorrow.

[Wanda]

Interestingly my eating habit today was broiled Nathan’s hot dogs in wheat wrap. I never eat hot dogs. Must have been psychic

[ams1001]

15 minutes ago, Ivylady said:

So, he just washed the stinky parts, not really touching his legs, then pt those same ratty pants back on? 🤮🤮🤮🤮

[DropTheSoap]

1 minute ago, MrsRopersCaftan said:

Hey y’all! Looks like we’re in for quite a ride tonight. My 16-year old is having surgery in the morning so this episode looks to be the perfect thing to distract me from my anxiety. I’m feeling extra snarky, too. Hopefully JT won’t be reading any comments. 

Best wishes for the RopersCaftanJr.

[Ivylady]

This dude gives crybaby Sean a run for his money. Sean came in at 919. JT is 972 is my guess. 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, ShortyMac said:

"Passion for food" and eating like crazy does not compute.

How can the GF stand to sleep next to a guy that bathes maybe once per week??

Two words: low standards

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

"Your buddy should join the live chat!"

 

He's too good-hearted for this kind of fun. 

You never know. He could have hidden snarky depths. 

[gameshowjunkie]

2 minutes ago, aliya said:

Speak for yourself. 😄  Seriously, though, I had to stop eating Halo and go back to the individual novelties like fudgesicles. That ice cream stuff is the work of Satan, I tell you what.

Me too. I have 2 point Enlightened bars in my freezer now. 

[Mary Godfrey]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

"One tiny, wafer thin mint!"

Mr Creosote!!!

[Splashes]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

He's all chuffed because he's made it to 32 and hasn't died yet. What a rich life. 

In fairness I am the oldest Ive ever been

[FormeryHeavyJ]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

Now I'm really wishing I had eaten a salad instead of a brisket sandwich tonight with cheesy potato bake.

Come join me at 445am tomorrow.  Chest, triceps & running!!!

[crazycatlady58]

Mean question how to the both sleep in that small bed?

[Callaphera]

Pizza table and clothes folding shelf. I hope he washed it in between. 

[poeticlicensed]

So will he show up at zDr Nows in those clothes? 

I'm assuming they are driving. Fast food on the road!

[MrsRopersCaftan]

That bed was disgusting. Mattress and box spring on the floor, next to concrete blocks, no sheets or pillowcases.  I can only imagine the smell. 🤢

[Hellga]

2 minutes ago, Giant Misfit said:

We should take bets on how long he endures the car ride before the fast food restaurant stop.

I give it 10 minutes. 

What's stopping them from having some in the car so he doesn't have to miss any eating time?

[mmecorday]

Those poor stretch pants of his have seen some bad shit.

[ams1001]

I'm so busy trying to follow the show and chat my pasketti got cold.

 

[hoosiermom]

well, I don't know where I was but someplace waiting for live chat to open. Reset an what do you know? I made. Hi fellow pounders!

[FormeryHeavyJ]

Mrs Formerly Heavy J is scared for the dog.  Screw the fat guy.

[Guest]

Wow, this girlfriend really has an exciting personality.

[ams1001]

"He needs to see Dr. Now to lose weight."

No, he needs to stop eating 24/7 to lose weight.

[poeticlicensed]

Just now, mmecorday said:

Those poor stretch pants of his have seen some bad shit.

Literally.

[LizzyB]

About taking the trip:  "I'm scared to death."  Um, I think we have already established that you are eating yourself to death, right?  I need clarification on his fears.

[LookABird]

I always wonder how those things stay attached.  One would think it would just pull loose eventually.  (Sorry for the visual.)

[PaTatertots]

  Oh hey! I finally made it to a live chat! Holy crap what a breakfast. 

[hoosiermom]

how far do they have to go?

[Guest]

Just now, Hellga said:

What's stopping them from having some in the car so he doesn't have to miss any eating time?

I think it's a contractual obligation to stop for fast food!

[ShortyMac]

Jessica can barely fit behind the wheel, herself.

[Ivylady]

Jessica: I'm going to wake up one day and he's going to be dead. 

Me: all the shit you'll be covered in will be the dead giveaway. Can you imagine when those bowels release? 

I'm going to hell.🤷🏾‍♀️

[FormeryHeavyJ]

I will be in bed by 845 so I'm wondering what the number of pages will be for my reading tomorrow.  Over 15?

[calpurnia99]

Another illiterate trying to read the script ....

[ShortyMac]

Just now, hoosiermom said:

how far do they have to go?

8 hours.

[Snarkastikate]

Jazz, just go live your life already.  Yeah you seem so happy!!!

Sister wives, I beg you to all divorce this loser.  Just being it in the commercials because I never saw the show, but Jesus what an effing manipulative creep that dude is. 

[ams1001]

Two hours before hitting the drive thru? I can't tell if that's good or bad anymore.

[MelissaMinion]

2 hours in, and we’re at Arby’s...

[Callaphera]

J.T. Voiceover: "...but I need to stop."
J.T. to his girlfriend: "Hey, babe? I need to stop."
Me: "Fucking riveting stuff here."

[sagittarius sue]

Good grief, only 2 hours per day!

[Guest]

How does he only get "two hours of rest" on an eight-hour drive? He's NOT DOING ANYTHING. That's called...resting.

[poeticlicensed]

2 hours on the road and a fast food fill up!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

A buffet for ten could be served on his ass shelf.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Callaphera said:

Pizza table and clothes folding shelf. I hope he washed it in between. 

Oh, you are adorable.  

 

[ShortyMac]

Man, I love Arby's...

[PureMantis]

Remember when people used to try to justify stopping for fast food because 'it's the only thing when you're on the road.' I miss that.

[DropTheSoap]

Hey look....fast food and disappointment. That's never happened before. 

In this episode.