S08.E02: Lindsey's Story LIVE CHAT

[ShortyMac]

2 minutes ago, Giant Misfit said:

Congratulations on all your HARD work, Lindsey. 

 

This is a truly perfect GIF for this show.

[MrsRopersCaftan]

 Call her Cleopatra, because she’s the queen of DE NILE. 

I LOVE that Dr. Now is taking such a hard line with her. He knows she’s gonna be a two-time loser in the WLS game. Why waste time on her when there are people out there willing to work the program? She’s never going to change. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Guys. She's confused. 

"What more can I do?" she cries. 

How about stick to the diet? Not rocket science. 

[Kid]

Dr. Now is really not suffering fools this season!!!

[Gbb]

Who has “I know what my body needs” on their bingo card?

 

[ams1001]

And a dog?! Where have these critters been hiding?

[Pepper Mostly]

Paul's hammered. 

[Donut Bear]

Did she drive home from Houston?

[Armchair Critic]

Hubby sounds drunk

[7EasyPayments]

Dare I say it?

Yea.... Lindsey...... YOU'RE FIRED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😉

[Azubah]

Paul's shirt is inside out.

Also he's wasted.

[DropTheSoap]

I’m eating whatever I want. Where’s muh WLS?!?!

Edited January 9, 2020 by DropTheSoap
Better misspelling

[SunnyBeBe]

I hope he doesn't have a woman in the closet.

 

 

[gilmourgirl]

I hate to admit this, but I have been as hammered as Paul is right now and also tried to play sober. I feel like I need to call a lot of people from my 20's and apologize.

Edited January 9, 2020 by gilmourgirl

[Chicklet]

Vodka in the water bottle?

[ams1001]

You have to go back to Houston because I rented out your room. 😂

[Armchair Critic]

WHAT? He took a room mate?

[Azubah]

Just now, Chicklet said:

Vodka in the water bottle?

OH yeah.

[suev33 3]

Hes drunk af

[OoogleEyes]

Oh yeah, he is totally loaded

 

 I thought for sure that she was going to walk in on him with another woman

[DropTheSoap]

1 minute ago, Gbb said:

Who has “I know what my body needs” on their bingo card?

 

I’ve got “I’ll show Dr. Now.”

[Snarkastikate]

OMG he's moving in a drinking buddy!  Doesn't seem as though he planned on her coming back at all!!  

[mmecorday]

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I hope he doesn't have a woman in the closet.

Nah. Just a few six packs of St. Paulie Girl.

[Chicklet]

I thought she was going to walk in on him and a man (shrug)

[Kid]

Run, Paul, run!!!

I don’t understand how someone who’s already had weight-loss surgery that did not work thinks that weight loss surgery solves her problem!!!  If anyone should understand that the behavior has to change, it’s her.

Run, Paul, run (BTW, I am impressed on how clean he is keeping the house and how he’s taking care of the animals.The man might be a drunk, but he seems to have a sense of responsibility. Not something you often see  in a drunk.)

 

Edited January 9, 2020 by Kid

[Donut Bear]

Who thinks the roommate is a woman

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Paul's hammered. 

I think we can say that every time he is on screen.

1 minute ago, SunnyBeBe said:

I hope he doesn't have a woman in the closet.

 

 

Alive or . . . .?

[SunnyBeBe]

I thought everything was already all apart when she first started. 

[Caoimhe]

Just now, Snarkastikate said:

OMG he's moving in a drinking buddy!  Doesn't seem as though he planned on her coming back at all!!  

He wasn’t too pleased to see her walk back in

[DEG9]

Even drunk, I'm liking Paul way more than I'm liking her.

[Pepper Mostly]

"Starting" to fall apart, Lindsay? Seriously? 

These people all sit around and whinge about "trying to figure it out". Instead of, you know, taking steps to actually figure things out. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

The wine bottles on the wall really enhance the addict vibe. 

[suev33 3]

1 hour ago, mmecorday said:

My eating habit was OK today. I had a salad with sunflower seeds, grape tomatoes, red onion and Olive Garden Italian salad dressing. For dinner I had a turkey sandwich and a chocolate chip cookie.

Olive Garden dressing is all i use👍 its sooo good!

[Wanda]

4 minutes ago, Kid said:

Dr. Now is really not suffering fools this season!!!

Ever since he blinged out his stethoscope he’s had no time for da bullshit

[Hellga]

I don't know what more I could do - how about stopping the "cheat days" with "one or two snacks" (which are probably an entire giant pizza and/or an entire sheet cake!)

[CircusPeanuts]

Can we talk about how she eats in the kitchen at the counter on a rolling office chair?  WTF?

[ams1001]

1 minute ago, Chicklet said:

I thought she was going to walk in on him and a man (shrug)

He's got a "buddy".....

 

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Chicklet said:

Vodka in the water bottle?

Vodka in all the bottles. 

[dreadfulLeigh]

Hi, y’all!! I started watching this off my dvr late, completely oblivious that it was actually currently recording. 
 

im currently at the “I’ll just lie in bed between my only 3 meals and try to sleep” part. High hopes over here. High hopes. 

[Armchair Critic]

6 minutes ago, Azubah said:

I'm starting first thing tomorrow. Monday at the latest

Do you have a hidden camera on me? 

[Donut Bear]

Don’t these people communicate with each between Houston and Iowa.  He never told her he rented the room and she never told him she was coming home? WTF is that.  Text, email, telephone, letters. 

[Wanda]

2 minutes ago, Snarkastikate said:

OMG he's moving in a drinking buddy!  Doesn't seem as though he planned on her coming back at all!!  

I was hoping his new roommate was CHRISHUN!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, Hellga said:

I don't know what more I could do - how about stopping the "cheat days" with "one or two snacks" (which are probably an entire giant pizza and/or an entire sheet cake!)

I'm pretty sure cheat days include multiple bags of death. Just sayin'.

[DropTheSoap]

2 minutes ago, Kid said:

Run, Paul, run!!!

Or just walk at a moderate pace. 

[Caoimhe]

1 minute ago, Hellga said:

I don't know what more I could do - how about stopping the "cheat days" with "one or two snacks" (which are probably an entire giant pizza and/or an entire sheet cake!)

Not to mention ditching the “coffee drinks” and pastries!

[ams1001]

2 minutes ago, Kid said:

Run, Paul, run!!!

Cue "Run Boy Run" by Woodkid earworm...

[CrazyInAlabama]

A Noom commercial?   I hate that commercial. 

So is Paul's roommate another drunk guy?   Or some woman?     I'm shocked he's actually at he house, instead of long gone, or dead on the floor.   

We are all on fire tonight!   It makes up for the miserable train wreck of an episode this is.   So she's taking everything?   She's never coming back.    

Edited January 9, 2020 by CrazyInAlabama

[MsVixen]

This episode is not even worth the snark....

Edited January 9, 2020 by MsVixen

[MrsClaus]

1 minute ago, CircusPeanuts said:

Can we talk about how she eats in the kitchen at the counter on a rolling office chair?  WTF?

My sister-in-law does the same thing and she's around 450

[Guest]

3 minutes ago, DEG9 said:

Even drunk, I'm liking Paul way more than I'm liking her.

Agreed. She's particularly terrible.