S08.E01 John and Lonnie LIVE CHAT

[Guest]

"Enjoy your surgery."

"Don't die."

 

[mmecorday]

The one about Jeanne was on before this. I had somehow buried the memory of her infected sore that was caked with feces. These brothers are a refreshing change from that!

[JunebugTx]

Just now, Gbb said:

Now I want to see Dr Now do a dance. 😆

Same.

[Hellga]

Wow, they are getting surgeries on the same day?  Dr. Now can handle both of them? 

And will John's wife take care of both of them or will their Mom pitch in?

[mellowjoi]

5 minutes ago, JudgeyMcJudgyPants said:

Does anyone else have an advertisement for “lipstick for women in their 40’s, 50’, and 60+” on their page?  It’s like primetimer knows I’m a couple of weeks away from my 40th birthday...

I had that one and one for a solution for arm wrinkles.  I thought the solution to the arm wrinkle problem was eat more and smooth it out with fat.  

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Lonnie is actually animated in his voiceovers.  It makes such a difference. 

[Guest]

Just now, Hellga said:

And will John's wife take care of both of them or will their Mom pitch in?

Their mother is incapable of pitching in anything that would help them. She's probably too busy lining up marriage #200.

[sagittarius sue]

1 minute ago, Hellga said:

Wow, they are getting surgeries on the same day?  Dr. Now can handle both of them? 

And will John's wife take care of both of them or will their Mom pitch in?

They've kept their distance from mom, implying that she might be a bad influence with sensible diets.  I think it's best to stay away.

[littlebennysmom]

1 minute ago, Hellga said:

Wow, they are getting surgeries on the same day?  Dr. Now can handle both of them? 

And will John's wife take care of both of them or will their Mom pitch in?

I predict Mom will only help John because he's "normal" (God help us).

[MelissaMinion]

Did they fill up his removed stomach with water??? 

[fonfereksglen]

7 minutes ago, JudgeyMcJudgyPants said:

Does anyone else have an advertisement for “lipstick for women in their 40’s, 50’, and 60+” on their page?  It’s like primetimer knows I’m a couple of weeks away from my 40th birthday...

I keep getting an ad to refinance my non existant mortgage.  And shoes for men.

[mmecorday]

I can watch this kind of surgery without gagging, but my GOD, I can't watch any show about gross feet!

[Donut Bear]

Surgery this early in the show.  45 more minutes about what?

[ams1001]

Okay, I may regret this but I'm putting on the Sisters on demand because my first New Year's resolution is to not be getting ready for bed at 11:00. Only about 4 minutes in but so far the only good thing is the cute dog. 

6 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Lonnie is actually animated in his voiceovers.  It makes such a difference. 

Yeah, that was a nice change. He doesn't sound like he's reading from a script that's above his grade level.

4 minutes ago, MelissaMinion said:

Did they fill up his removed stomach with water??? 

Yep. I don't know if there's a purpose other than to show the audience how big it really is.

Edited January 2, 2020 by ams1001

[JudgeyMcJudgyPants]

Just now, mmecorday said:

I can watch this kind of surgery without gagging, but my GOD, I can't watch any show about gross feet!

I have obviously corrupted little judgey.  She saw a commercial and then later told mr. judgey, “I want to watch my feet are killing me show.  It’s like dr. Pimple popper.”  She’s 7...

[Miracle Maxie]

Can Lonnie narrate all the episodes this season? Please?

[Guest]

Uh...I think the women on this dermaplaning commercial are the ones who were rolling that rock on their face during the last commercial break.

[MelissaMinion]

Now we have a 600lb dog commercial? That picture of “Tank” before freshpet food could have been one of dr now’s patients.

No, no, no....no dining with Mom....

[MsVixen]

FUCK YOU, MOTHER!!!!

[Hellga]

Lonnie really looks thinner now, and John just has really weird body, it's hard to say.

Their Mother is just nasty and tries to sabotage their progress.  

[Armchair Critic]

Now we can see why the sons have issues, that mother is a piece of work trying to sabotage them with food.

[sagittarius sue]

Toxic momma here.  Right, she's going to starve without a big meal!

[hoosiermom]

Why did they let that hag in their house?

[7EasyPayments]

The mother is a MORON.

THE END.

[MelissaMinion]

Lonnie looks so handsome with his hair pulled back.

[Gbb]

In case we forgot, Mom is a hose beast. 

[Arynm]

She is a terrible person. No butter stupid!

[Miracle Maxie]

She’s really a piece of work, isn’t she? And yet they said at the very start that she was pushing them to lose. All about control, as usual. 

[Hellga]

I really want to kick the chair from underneath the fat ass of this bitch that birthed them. 

[CrazyInAlabama]

I would really enjoy someone punching that awful mother right in her ugly face.    She wears more makeup than Bette Davis, and Joan Crawford combined, in Baby Jane. 

How dare that woman nag them about not having junk food, or what the sow likes in their home.     

John down to 493, Lonnie down to 446 (thanks to Mommy Dearest) he only lost 7 lbs.  

Lonnie looks so good!    

Edited January 2, 2020 by CrazyInAlabama

[Chicklet]

Mom is a shrew.

[Guest]

Oh, John and Lonnie's mother. You are traaaaaaaaaaash.

 

[DEG9]

The only way they will make it against mom is to stick together.

 

[JunebugTx]

Mom is a total jerk.  They need to go far away from her!

[ClareWalks]

They should throw this chinless witch out the front door like Jazz on "Fresh Prince of Bel-air."

[MelissaMinion]

They need to stay away from that woman, and certainly keep her away from the kid. She’s scary.

[Lunula]

1 hour ago, Miracle Maxie said:

John puts his food way into the back of his mouth. It looks very odd. 

Because he has no damn teeth!!!

The lack of teeth bothers me. A lot.

[Hellga]

You can see the damage their mother wreaked upon their progress.  Lonnie needs a good therapist to deal with the guilt he should never feel!  

[Gbb]

I blame Mom. 

[sagittarius sue]

Just now, Lunula said:

Because he has no damn teeth!!!

The lack of teeth bothers me. A lot.

It affects his speech also.

[MelissaMinion]

Chanting....Lola....Lola....Lola....

[Miracle Maxie]

1 minute ago, Hellga said:

You can see the damage their mother wreaked upon their progress.  Lonnie needs a good therapist to deal with the guilt he should never feel!  

But instead of a good therapist, he’ll get...

Edited January 2, 2020 by Miracle Maxie

[mmecorday]

Lonnie looking at Dr. Now's bad dye job like, "Honey, you need to be going a shade lighter at your age."

[MsVixen]

Sadly, John looks like that hag....

[magemaud]

2 hours ago, ams1001 said:

 

2 hours ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

I can't believe they're showing ads for the return of My Hideously Fat Not Fabulous Life.   

Whyyyyyy?!

Also up next: 1000 lb sisters, who I made the mistake of googling and learned they have a truly terrible-looking youtube channel.

 

We’re really supposed to believe that a relatively hot guy is going to propose to Twitney at the Eiffel Tower? 

I made the mistake of watching a bit of the 1K sister’s preview and found nothing redeemable about them. Totally unwatchable. 

Edited January 2, 2020 by magemaud

[Donut Bear]

1 minute ago, Miracle Maxie said:

But instead of a good therapist, he’ll get...

I guess Lonnie better get out paper to write that letter to mom

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I am watching online.  I think I have seen eleventy billion shoe commercials.

[Miracle Maxie]

Toothache commercials? Have they been watching John eat? Is that why we’re getting these ads?

[Guest]

Spoiler alert, Lonnie: This appointment WILL NOT BE all that it's cracked up to be. It's LOLA.

[mmecorday]

Ooh, Lola is wearing her Marcia Brady wig!