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Typical TLC -- giving the people something nobody asked for or wants to see. Hey, maybe they can try and make Jamal happen again by hooking him up with her.

Now, did she say house cleaner or "house cleaner?"

She continues to crack me up with her random usage of punctuation marks. If her car was literally broken into, why doesn't she just type that -- broken into. To me, 'broken into' infers that is was 'kind of' broken into in like a wink wink sort of way. She does this a lot. I guess this is her way of highlighting the important part of what she is trying to say. And I'll never lot love the extreme close-ups of her mug. Don't 'ever change,' gurl.

Investing any more of my time or interest into anything Sheridan driven is all for naught so what would even be the point?

This is the part that has me stumped like crazy. Killer or no killer, those pets would have ended up down in that basement with her at some point. The dog would have immediately ran down to see her the minute it was able to and the cat most likely would be a typical disinterested cat until food time. If there was a killer, the killer would have had to have stayed in the house the entire weekend to prevent the pets from going down there as there was no door to close. But if there was no killer and it really was a freak accident, what stopped the pets from going down? My husband, having not watched it with me, said the smell of blood and fear, but I know enough about dogs and labs especially to know that they would want to be with their person in distress.

With a 44 minute run time, and 10 of it being given to Whoopi to bloviate about something, they wouldn't even have time for a guest.

I used to work in an office building where a young brother & sister in their very early 20s worked and I could always tell when they had arrived in the mornings by the smell of their fabric softener wafting down the hallways before I could even see them. Mom needed to slow her roll on the amount of softener big time!

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This series is so painstakingly boring. I couldn't make it through this episode and don't even care how it ends at this point. The whole thing feels like it was filmed in slow motion; even the actors seem to be speaking slowly. I never thought I would yawn my way through something that features both Jake Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard but here we are.

Are those toys in the pool? And a plastic drinking cup? 😂🤣

The 'pretending-to-be-a-photog' angle is so weird in this ad that just the other day my husband says to me, "this commercial keeps acting like I am supposed to know who that is," this coming from a guy who knows exactly what Lady Gaga looks like but thinking he was supposed to be recognizing the next Annie Leibovitz or something. When I told him who it was he was left even more confused. 😂

Their 'vision,' to quote my step-dad, looks like "a dog's breakfast."

I thought the very same thing. It has the same feel and vibe to it.

One of the critic reviews I read on Rotten Tomatoes summed it up as good as you -- "... It would have behooved the director, amid his own seemingly self-obsessed rant about a nearly 40-year-old moniker, to also think about the advantages he was also granted with it that eluded many others." Credit: Candice Frederick/Huffington Post.

The Walmarts in my area have been selling that Joe's stuff for a few years now and you would not be wrong to assume that the name and likeness is a deliberate attempt to fool people because it almost fooled this unassuming Canadian the first time I spotted it. I remember thinking "Ooh, look! We have Trader Joe's stuff now here!" -- except not. The sneaky buggers.

Have you seen the one where Amber & Trent body paint each other? I don't know how much you have to pay to watch but that one's pretty train-wrecky though I wouldn't spend more than a buck to watch it.

I came to the conclusion years ago that Whoopi is only likeable when she is playing someone else.

Worn inside out with the bloody tags dangling out the back. The man has an ongoing problem with this because it wasn't the first time. Perhaps that is why we were blessed with that riveting scene of him wandering into the bedroom to pick up a random disheveled shirt on the bed that he then wrestled with for what felt like 3 minutes before finally giving up. For context. I could read the invisible thought bubble over his head: the house cleaner can do it. This franchise is officially dead in the water.

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Looks like all she's missing is one of these:

That has been some highly effective and very intentional editing on TLC's part. It's pulled on my heart strings a few times for sure thinking of the regret that will no doubt hit Zach once his anger subsides. Right now he's too busy trying really hard to convince himself that his kids are better off and aren't missing a thing. It's the classic biting off one's nose to spite one's face move. I am sure Zach has told himself more than once re:Matt "he'll regret this!" not realizing that one day he himself will regret it more. Especially if the kids are too old at that point to enjoy the farm in the same way.

But did he barbecue anything?

To this day, my husband and I will say "boards on boards" to each other at least a couple of times a week to get a laugh and it works every single time. It never gets old. And every once in a while we will reminisce about Howard and wonder how he would feel knowing that people are still making fun of that all these years later. *I just read that Howard was a she. How about that. I always thought it was some dude on a power trip living in his mom's basement.

Oh, how I can relate. Admittedly, this is me:

The only thing even remotely interesting was watching the sister drive 15 hrs. over 3 days on the highway wearing a pair of flip flops. The mind boggles.