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I just assumed she's one of those people who was born with a really unfortunate sounding voice that has probably become worse with age. She seems to garble all her words up in the back of her throat. It's like her words get stuck in her larynx or something. She needs to literally 'spit it out!' Some speech therapy probably could have helped her but that ship has long since sailed.

Ha! Love this! I am imagining this happening now and it is giving me great joy. Lilah to the 2 knuckleheads: "two of the laziest excuses for parents ........ having to silently put up with you and all your bullshit ..... moving us out to this shit hole in the middle of nowhere........ AND ANOTHER THING..... !!!......"

Am I the only one who had to google this word? I'm with you on this and it is BORING. Have the fucking baby or don't. Just STOP TALKING ABOUT IT.

Lol, no, I totally get it. I have a grown man at home in the form of my 50 year old husband who is a gamer. It was just my piss poor attempt at sarcasm. 😉

The best part about not ever actually watching the show and only coming here for the comments is to read such a random comment like this out of context. Especially when it is about Whoopi.

Ah yes, great song where they are cheekily playing around with some Canadiana. I can 100% vouch for the fact that all of the Canadians I know, do call Kraft Macaroni & Cheese 'Kraft Dinner.' Usman giving Jamal a PS5 was one of the weirdest things I have ever seen on this jacked up show and that is saying something. What next? A game of catch in the park? A new skateboard? A talk about the birds & the bees? And when Kimberly said she was only 51 I almost fell off the couch chesterfield. Well said and I agree. You cannot judge or fault the man for the strength of his conviction if you look at the situation through the lens of their culture. Jenny's daughter's pleads to him, though thoughtful and well-meaning are literally from another world to him.

I always hear about these mysterious Canadian people who use the word chesterfield instead of couch but in my 49 years of being a Canadian living in Canada, I have never once heard it said by anybody. I shall someday go on a quest and seek one out.

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T.j. Holmes had a 3 year affair with a GMA producer before Amy Robach. Robin Roberts confronted T.J. and Amy about their affair.

We aren't big Cris fans. We have only ever not watched the show twice because of a contestant and he is one of them. I wish him well as he keeps on winning and will just tune back in when his streak is over.

I'm signing up to be a Pancake.

I just got around to watching and that was what you call a 'standing dress.' She should have tried sitting in a chair first to see what happened to it and her doing so. But then again, she was wearing clear lucite heels so it probably wouldn't have mattered much to her. Natalie is certifiably bat shit insane complete with the crazy eyes. Tiffany has great hair, Tanya isn't nearly as adorable as she thinks she is and Caesar has the personality of a plank of wood. He does Brazilians, too, dontcha know. NOT FOR A BAZILLION DOLLARS, you tree stump. That whole Justin-Veronica drama YAWN was so clearly made up and if that was the best they could do for her story line, well then the behind the scenes monkeys are running out of ideas because YAWWNNN. Time for a new plot board, producers. Get out the markers. Tim's pants were the most exciting part of her entire run. The less said about her bedroom scene the better. I can't help but like Josh, he seems so normal and nice next to the franchise crazies. And when he said to the producer backstage that he's never disliked someone as much as he disliked "that lady with the red hair," that was both so hilarious and charming to me because he said it so politely.

I can't believe how casual and laissez faire they are being about Lilah's delay in speech. They were thankfully given the very good news that there is nothing physically wrong with her ears and so you would assume that the next natural step would be to enroll her in speech therapy immediately. I don't have kids and even I know that the first few years are the most important when it comes to development so what the hell are we waiting for? Ah, right. We gotta wait until Jackson goes to school full time. Because otherwise, where would these two workaholics possibly find the time? Those $elfie$ are gonna take themselves! Nope, instead we're just going to take it easy and hang out. Wait for Tori to use those tools in her back pocket. And in the meantime, have Jackson yell at Lilah from across the table, "Lilah, Can you say BALL?" "Can you say JOSIAH?" She can talk, he says. No biggie everybody. Just hang and chill.

She also said something about the real estate market and had she known then what she knew now, she would have considered buying the other half of the farm to hang on to it for a year or two for one of the boys. Something along those lines.

That's what threw me! One minute Zach's killing it and Jackson's owning everything and then, boom, mic drop.

Okay, then. So, who saw this coming? My second-hand embarrassment has a case of second-hand embarrassment. The hair twirling with the coy foot twist is also super cringe +++.

Complete with a full face of makeup, including false eyelashes. Yep, the majority of her social media content is just her bitching about the kids. She has to keep churning out the content to keep the machine going. Just like Tori. I would feel so sorry for these kids if I actually cared but this generation seems to find everyday life a constant struggle so I can't be bothered.

When talking about the Matt and Caryn drama, she said turmulturous when she was trying to say tumultuous. Another gem was when she said their olive branch 'flew away with the dove to another island.' Eloquent, she ain't. I also decided that if I took a drink every time she said some iteration of "you're killing it, babe," "great job," or "great big brother action," complete with or without a high five to both Zach and "J," I would be smashed by the end of the show. The constant affirmations are a little much and over the top. Calm down, Tori. I imagine she has a lot of signs in her house that say things like "you got this," and "like a boss."

Margaret with the great accent was an early fave in our house. We liked her no- nonsense, unassuming manner. I could totally see her and Andrew being foodie friends.

Sam's music! Including: Don't put your cat butt in my face

The Nissan Aleesi does have a nice ring to it. And they say it's very reliable.

And I'm on name watch. Why do I care?? Ooh, update! I just clicked on the tweet or gram or whatever that was and it says in the deets. Girl named Aleesi.

Mia is Kate Winslet's daughter so her character's name being Rose stands out as a deliberate choice.

I need to stop coming here because I always feel like I need to go take a shower or 3 after reading about these two and their cesspool lives.