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Manuel credited all the whiskey they drank for their sex marathon. Must have been a special witchy brew from Ashley if it was able to get his sluggish, lethargic ass moving!

I didn't read the name up top and wondered why the PVC extraterrestrial was standing next to Coltee's Larissa. Jasmine doesn't look like Jasmine unless she is wearing 16 lbs. of hair extensions and is screaming.

I almost fell off the couch when I caught Molly's age under one of her talking heads. 47? Holy cripes. I thought she was well into her 50s. That black shoe polish she uses on her hair coupled with the harsh face paint is doing her no favours. She's a good example of the saying 'getting the face she deserves' because being a mean & messy bitch all these years is written all over that sour face of hers. Oh, he sounds charming. When she was having her swan song moment sashaying off to the van to go back home she was yammering on about her loving herself and finding a man who helps hold her up and not keep her down or some such bullshit. Mr. Prison Kingpin must really be a wonderfully supportive man who is emotionally holding her up whilst she spreads her wings! I don't dig too deep on these people so I don't know anything about Kelly other than he comes off as a really nice guy. He was so likeable on Pillow Talk that he even made Molly likeable and his appearance on Last Resort made him come off looking even better. He'd be a catch for a lot of women and I don't know what he was doing with Sour Face in the first place.

I'm not even sure why it is being called a thriller let alone an erotic thriller because I found it to be neither. I kept waiting for the thriller part to kick in. I suppose it does at the very end but by that point I was ready for it to be over. That opening sex scene was a choice. I read a comment elsewhere from someone who said she watched this with her parents and in-laws over the weekend as they celebrated Canadian Thanksgiving. I suppose if they can survive both mentally and emotionally being in the same room together during that, they can survive just about anything. If anything, it introduced me to Alden Ehrenreich. He reminded me of a young Jack Nicholson and I couldn't take my eyes off him.

Wednesday's guest, wow, what a get.

I can't get passed staring at the absolute mess on the table behind her. I get that this was in Zach's "workshop" (ha) but come on. Slobs.

The way Molly swans about in her stupid outfits and absurd looking sunglasses like she is Gloria fucking Swanson is so ridiculous. She is getting to be as bad as Angela. Calm down, girl. You don't look as fabulous as you think you do. You look ridiculous.

Maybe Jeremy attempted to re-wire something and burned their house down.

Last season, when TLC was cramming the promos for this horrible piece of garbage down our throats every 10 minutes in betwixt the rest of their garbage, I told my husband that if I start watching that trash you can divorce me, and yet here I am. I went to bed before it finished. Did Kalani end up sharing what it was about the cheating scandal that she said she wasn't comfortable sharing yet? After that bar scene and in the ride home, Asuelu is now officially the dumbest person on this show. He is so unabashedly DUMB. I used to think it was harmlessly endearing in a golden retriever sort of way but MY GOD, MAN, get a clue. I would rather watch Ed show me how he tosses a salad 5 more times than have to listen to Asuelu get singsongy about strippers and nipples ever again.

Why 'costume' and not just costume? Again with the randomly placed and incorrectly used single quotation marks, also known as 'an Amy Special.' She cracks me the hell up. Don't ever 'change,' Amy.

I'm with you. 95% of their ad money clearly comes from the pharmaceutical industry since it's nothing but commercials for pill after magical pill. The other 5% is from Phil Swift, Pooph and Booking.com. I think I see these ads in my sleep.

Now that you mentioned it, there was a warning on my channel and that was the first time I have ever seen that on anything 90-Day. I also never made it to the end of this episode and it sounds like that is a good thing.

Sarper and Shekinah are so gross I cannot even look at them. They make Darcey and Stacey look normal. Sarper looks like a cartoon drawing and Shekinah looks like The Lion King on her way to becoming Jocelyn Wildenstein in a few short years. Nice french guy friend looks like original recipe Bradley Cooper before he turned himself into Barry Manilow.

Any imperfections with her hands would have been removed in the photo retouching afterwards but yes, that's true, maybe she just liked them that way.

My only quibble is that the stylist should have folded Joy's sleeves under because they are too long for her but other than that, what a beautiful colour palette. It's so pleasing to the eye and everybody's individual outfit is well-suited to their personal style.

As a huge fan of this show, I can't say I am too surprised because the show felt so done for me by the time the finale hit last season. Elle Fanning was spectacular but once Peter was gone, he was very much missed. Although we all knew that was coming, his absence left a giant hole in the show, to the point of distraction for me and I had no idea how they were going to pull off another season without him. The final scene of last season was a perfect ending for this peculiar little gem.

Where's his stick? Because you just know he's going to be out there waving around a big, old stick. I'm just sorry we're going to miss this.

Yep, further proof that this franchise is the modern day freak show. Come watch the big clown jump on the trampoline!

I just watched this last night and one thing really confused me. In one of the earliest scenes where Tom & Marion are fighting over the fact that she brought Patrick into their home, Tom says something to the effect of "I can't believe you would bring him here after what he did." That line stuck with me through the rest of the movie so I kept waiting for the big reveal as to what "Patrick did." Did I miss something? What exactly did Patrick "do?" Of the three, Tom deceived & married Marion and Marion turned Patrick into the police. I still am not sure what Patrick did other than be collusive in the deceiving of Marion. The reason I waited so long to watch this is because Harry Styles was being crammed down everyone throats pretty heavily a while back, everything was Harry Styles this! and Harry Styles that! and I was Harry-ed out. This was the first time I have seen him act in anything and I thought he did a pretty good job. I was pleasantly surprised.

Heck, I'm just impressed that she didn't say 'alot.'

Watching those two morons trying to figure out how many square feet that house was with their phone:

I find it super awkward to watch Kalani try to have any sort of deep, meaningful discussion with Asuelu because their emotional intelligence levels are so far apart that it is impossible for him to understand or comprehend half the things she is trying to explain to him. At the end of last week's episode when she was mad at him for not asking her the right questions and for not coming at from the angle of 'what can he do for her?' and 'how can he meet her needs?' etc. Are you kidding me?? This guy has the emotional intelligence of a 3 year old and his maturity level probably sits at about 10 so she might as well go bang her head against the wall. He stands there perfectly clueless as she berates him and he probably understands about half of what she is saying verbally but has no earthly clue what she means. Super cringe. That TLC money must really be worth it!

I have tried to make it to the end of this first episode 3x now and just can't get into it. Is the entirety of the series worth a 4th try?

In general, I don't care about any of these fools because most of them are just garbage people but every once in a while someone will show up who makes me a bit uncomfortable to watch because it feels almost exploitative and Liz is one those people. I feel like she is emotionally fragile and too vulnerable to be on a show like this but far be it for TLC to give a shit about that.