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Cementhead

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  1. David & Annie are my 2nd favourite couple but I could have really done without knowing they have had a threesome. Although how memorable it was is questionable since she had to ask him if they had ever had one. Annie also needs to step away from the plastic surgery and injectables because she is hitting the Too Much Wall hard. Her face was finally just settling down from her last bout of tweaks and then here she is again all shiny and frozen. So unnecessary! Does not need! Robert & Anny seem to have taken the reigns from David & Annie in the TOO MUCH YELLING department. It used to just be Robert but now she's at it, too. Calm the eff down! Too over-the-top and put on. Jen & her 2 interchangeable girlfriends: ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz. Just looking at her puts me to sleep. I continue to ❤️ John and Theodore the most (and Patrick.)
  2. Sarper is not wrong. Mary is a manipulator who plays the victim to get her way. I would say she is a master at it. She even has Brandon convinced that her posted ass videos are aids to help her with her low self-esteem. She is married to an American now, you see and feels pressure to live up to the impossible American beauty standards. 🙄🙄 She has abandonment issues for sure, that stem from her parents leaving her that she needs help with but will no doubt never seek, but her controlling, manipulative behaviour stems from being cheated on what sounds like 100s of times by past boyfriends which I don't even get because these two were barely even adults when they met. Two damaged kids who had shitty childhoods joined together by the internet for a lifetime of misery. Ain't technology grand? Sarper and Shekinah do have a weird master-servant thing going but they are grown ass adults and they both clearly identify and acknowledge it so who cares. People are weird. If Sarper is willing to look at her horrifying face every day then have it. If Shekinah wants to be told what to eat and what to wear then go ahead. She doesn't want a nice, normal safe guy like Dan the Man because he probably treats her like an equal and doesn't tell her when to brush her teeth. That doesn't work for her. She'd rather be the current X in plastic action figure man's book. Fine. Go do it. Does Kalani have a point about her choosing this because of her growing up in a religious environment? Probably. And is it a red flag that she doesn't talk to her family now? Yes. But who knows, at their end, maybe they are all happy to be rid of her and the drama that she brings into their lives. She's not some young, innocent ingenue. This is the 40 year old woman who's giant relationship crisis was that her greasy internet boyfriend wouldn't post her picture on his Instagram account. Go live your plastic life with your creepy plastic boyfriend and live happily ever after until you finally realize that he has been cheating on you this entire time. Enjoy it while you can and until you can be on next season's The Single Life. That's all I got. This was actually the best Tell All out of all the seasons. There was some actual telling all going on. Imagine that.
  3. That must be it because it's not like she was standing there in the nude, she was wearing bikini bottoms so there was no reason to blur it out like that. Unless her gigantic ass ate the bottoms and rendered them invisible but even that would normally be a money shot for this shit show.
  4. Can someone please explain to me why the producers blurred out Jasmine's ass in the beach scene? What in the actual hell. There she is, in her 3 sizes too small black bikini, shoving her underboob, overboob and sideboob down our throats but someone in post-production thinks that her ass is too obscene to show?? Are we viewers too delicate a bunch to see the much talked about ass implants? We have to be subjected to seeing her butt plugs but we can't see her ass? Hilarious!
  5. On the one hand, Mayim wasn't able to overcome her shortcomings as the host of this show, but on the other hand, she was one of the only actors to ever successfully join the hit cast of a well-established and much loved tv series at the end of the 3rd season and make it better. Amy Farrah Fowler was one of the best things to come out BBT and that was all due to Mayim. We can't all be great at everything. 🤷‍♀️
  6. This one didn't grab me either. I tried watching it twice last night and gave up and watched something else. The opening scene in the thrift store was everything I loved about the first season and then my interest clocked out.
  7. Meghan McCain slams ‘The View’ hosts for ‘defamatory and slanderous’ accusations, threatens legal action.
  8. I only watched a hand full of shows before I had to stop because I would get a giant case of second hand embarrassment for her but I have seen her practically climb into people's laps; Shania Twain being one of them and another time she got down on her hands and knees during an interview. Like literally on the floor. I see clips here and there online, like the recent Oprah one that you mentioned. She must be aware of people's comments about her fawning and pawing at the guests so I figure she must be punking us all now and does it on purpose.
  9. Is she wearing baby powder as foundation?!?
  10. I seriously just gasped. I don't think I've ever in my life gasped but this did it. Not even Darcey made me gasp. I have to go recuperate now, jesus cripes.
  11. Amy looks nice there and I have that cutting board. I also happen to love the colour of her kitchen cabinets, in case anyone needed to know, lol. I noticed them last season or the season before in the riveting scene where her and My Man were replacing the microwave. A pretty taupe, putty shade. p.s. and by the way, I also love green beans.😁 Edited to add: This loved-up post is not, I repeat,NOT, my way of soliciting an invite to Amy's Thanksgiving meal.
  12. I'd watch the shit out of that show, too, especially considering that this pair will be the only takeaway from the show that I will actually remember by the time the rest of it ever airs. I've already forgotten mostly everything about it and then once I heard that Costner was out, I stopped trying to even care.
  13. While wearing her mermaid tail. But would we all still not care? yawn
  14. Maybe the suitcase contains copies of her new cookbook so she can do some in-person hustling of the school staff and parents? Maybe 20 lbs. of her fudge?
  15. Amy looks great there and that is a really cute picture. Hey, as long as she isn't teaching the kids how to spell or helping them with their grammar, than good on her.
  16. DJ Khaled famously said that he doesn't perform oral sex on his wife because there are "different rules for men" and since he supports her financially and is "the King," she should be thankful to give it rather than to receive it. In the case of this pig, I think he's doing her a favour. I'm still recovering from the trauma of seeing Gino's toilet and do not give two shits about Jasmine and the case of the mysterious(ly planted by production) lip gloss.
  17. I was on the edge of my seat during the "No food or drink in the waiting room" scene at the eye doctor. There's Glenn with his Starbucks cup. How tense!
  18. Manuel is the real life version of this GIF without the charm and lovability. And Closet Mom reminds me of Peggy from Mike & Molly.
  19. I don't think Whoopi understands much about anything. "The truly intelligent person is one who can pretend to be a fool in front of a fool who pretends to be intelligent."
  20. This was the first series I watched when I signed up for Prime Video and it feels like I have been waiting 20 years for it to return. I look forward to it!
  21. It was a perfectly sensible question to ask and sorry if my snarky reply about TLC sounded like it was directed at you in any way. It's because I literally just had a conversation last night with someone about how TLC doesn't cancel anything; especially the 90 Day franchise (that I am so embarrassingly addicted to) that I was so quick to reply. You aren't missing anything. I just assumed Amy was being cryptic, or not making any sense.
  22. Is that even humanly possible? I think the last show I can remember being actually cancelled on TLC was Jon & Kate Plus 8. They tend to go the other way with countless spin-offs and specials. If LPBW actually ever does get cancelled, load up on the bottled water and toilet paper, people, because I think it's the sign of the Apocalypse. He strikes me as a 'standing by the kitchen sink eating a bowl of cereal' kinda guy. I bet he longs for those days. Especially on cowboy soup night.
  23. "You're a multi-orgasmic bitch!" -- What a lovely sentiment.
  24. The cancellation is no surprise to me as this was one of the weirdest takes on original source material that I have ever seen. What a giant disappointment. It lacked everything the movie had going for it; most importantly, the edge-of-your-seat tension and excitement. All signs pointed to the daughter being the focus of another season if they were lucky enough to get one and since I couldn't have cared less about her and her story line the first time round, I most certainly wouldn't have watched a second season written around her.
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