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Reynolds dessert was cool, but I wasn't really getting "tree" from his chocolate work. I guess I thought it would be standing up. It looked more like a shrub on a fallen log. I think Brendan might be the next to go. Are the contestants still living together?

During the Magic Milo number I was mesmorized by how white and doughy CD's body was, especially to as compared to everyone else. He was the only one without a six pack, or even a one pack. He must have been dying.

I skipped the pressure test. I don't like food made to impersonate other food. I don't get it. I guess I'm not fun like that. AND I don't get white chocolate. Just, why? The social distancing was very hit or miss. The judges were not sitting or standing 6' apart. It seemed kind of the same degree of adherence that they had on Dancing with the Stars AU. But I do appreciate them keeping the show on the air, cuz available cookery programs are going to get as lean as venison real quick. Shout out to @PepperMonkey! Stay safe! I read that a series of Celebrity Masterchef UK got filmed before the lockdowns, so we have that to look forward to this summer. Let us pray things will open up in time to film Professionals.

I'm also confused as to how Eve knew she could find V and K at the train station. So Irina got arrested and thrown in some kind of juvenille lockup that quickly, how is that? Why didn't K just whisk her away to Cuba? I hope Carolyn gets her groove back ASAP, cuz I'm kind of over brooding Carolyn.

Uh oh, now in addition to the Faux Poh Show, we've got the Khahn Con! The fish butcher seemed a little high on himself for figuring out you could chop up a fish a different way. Surely he copped that from some old fisherman in a tribal village where they usually waste nothing. I can understand how the chef's would not know how long to cook cuts they've never seen before.

I thought it was one of Bill's better "at home" shows. He let the guests talk more and there was less interrupting. I agree with diet lady. And Moore seemed calmer --maybe he getting some needed rest.

Is the Birkin bag thing still a thing? Sex and the City did a whole episode around it almost 20 years ago! Still not sure how I feel about the show. I bailed out last year cuz I couldn't take that stupid Roland Blum character and was hoping this season would get back to interesting cases and more realistic character development. Making Luca an insta-millionaire and having Liz inexplicably throw down with a subordinate is not it. I guess I will stick around and see how next season goes. If anyone could do something interesting about coronavirus it's these guys.

The vet murder case was never gonna be solved the minute the bumbling local authorities trashed the crime scene. Too bad. I do think Tom did it, cuz he was aggressively irrational about his break-up, and, well, who the fuck else? Just don't believe his best friend (even if he was suicidally depressed) would go over there, break in, steal his gun, then come back and murder him for no reason. I will say, the defense team was excellent, and almost had me convinced. Was interesting to hear from the judge afterwards.

Hmm, well I do drink wine while watching. But I swear I heard her mention "her girls" --maybe she meant her girlfriends ...or Brendan and Reece.

Who played the young Luke? I'm surprised they didn't create a part for him like they did CL. Maybe they could have hired him to be Oscar or something.

Okay that last immunity challenge actually triggered my seizure disorder. Do they think it makes the show more exciting for the judges to scream and shout and dance about and run to each station to ask about the dishes? The contestants and camera guys were running too and giving us some serious shakey cam. My poor brain! It's like they all decided they better take some lessons from Katy Perry and jazz things up! Jess is getting stronger which is more compelling than people who started out strong and are staying strong. Reece is starting to get that story arc, too. It always boggles my mind when Jess mentions her daughters, cuz she looks 19 and seems very girlish to me. She is adorable. I am actually rooting for quite a few of them. I can't warm to Poh cuz (through no fault of her own) production has decided the Faux Poh Show should be front and center every damn episode, but I also think she milks it. And also her constant laughter seems fake to me, and, yeah, I feel like I could crown one of her back molars every time she does it.

In addition to Sonny continually yelling at Mike and expressing his disappointment to Mike, then he and Jason stand IN Mike's room and talk about his condition and whether they should let him die. Um, he might be able to hear you, morons! Valentin flirtin' with Laura and Sasha, and he made nice with Lulu. He has a spring in his step since getting rid of dead weight Nina. Why are they acting like Liv talking to a psychic is so weird, when Liv WAS a psychic herself for a long time! Brook Lynn is so unlikeable. Terrible way to introduce a returning character. ...ah, that was my final bitch for god knows how long. What on earth will I watch when I eat lunch?

When her Grave's is acting up she gets the very clear symptom of bulging eyes, which is why I don't think that is her issue right now. On the list of symptoms, I don't see anything in the wheelhouse of how she has been acting lately.

As Wendy would say, "Mmm Hmmm." So it was fine while she was running around with Nene, going to dinners and parties and clubs, but now that she is home and can rest and take care of herself, it gets so bad, she needs time off.

With so few episodes left, this episode was a bit of a disappointment to me. Eve learns about the banker's wife's murder and about Dasha, so she knows it was not V who hurt Niko, but we were robbed of getting to see the days after the incident where she likely did think it was V. She was also back in stone cold Eve mode and did not show any remorse or emotion toward Niko. THEN she let Dasha know Niko is STILL ALIVE!! Excellent work, Eve! You know how the 12 hate leaving loose ends! So, is Konstantin both Irina and V's dad? He cried cuz he spawned 2 sociopaths? I didn't really buy Irina's sudden transition to murderer after a few high speed donuts with V. And I don't like the character enough to have her become a big part of the story. I'm starting to care less about Carolyn, too. I appreciate the honesty she shared with Geraldine (finally!) but then she went right back to being a bitch to her. You can be aloof and distant without actively being an asshole to people. This is the first time I'm afraid the show is going to go down a path that might ruin it for me.