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Could someone with superior memory skills kindly refresh me.. does Laura know that Spencer stole the election for her? I guess Sasha is sticking around so she and Cody can continue to bandly flirt until she is ready to become a bland couple with him. I struggle to see any potential drama with them that I could possibly care about. Otherwise, some great moments today.

"LET'S GO!!!" is this season's "C'MON DAD!!" (Not as annoying, but still annoys! 😁) Vinny might be the type who gets mean and lashes out when he's stressed and in a hurry and exhausted, as I'm sure the are. Then afterwards doesn't fully realize what a jerk he's been. Meanwhile Amber tends to whine and say she can't do things, which is no excuse for him to be a jerk, but it adds gas to that fire. She needs a nurturer/encourager when under pressure and he needs someone who gets hyper-focused and aggressive like he does.

Carly telling a pained Drew that she tried so hard to make their relationship work 😅 but now things are back to the way they should be. ~She seriously has no self awareness. Sonny Hulk smashes his desk and reads Jason for deadbeat dad filth. Jason glares at Sonny and tells him he will stop him if he tries to kill Dex. I would have died if when Jason turned to leave he said "okay then see you at the coffee warehouse!" What is Jason actually supposed to be doing now? Is he free? Is he still working for the mob sniper people? Has he fulfilled his deal with John? Is his presence supposed to lure out the sniper? If so, why would he go anywhere near his kids!

Like others, I am just watching the performances, and even those are ruined by cut aways to the judges. Such a shame. Survivor has also all but been ruined with changes they are calling "the new era". I guess I am just not cut out for "the new era." If anyone has Amazon Prime and wants to see some amazing dancing I can recommend.. https://www.screenhub.com.au/news/reviews/dance-life-prime-review-australian-reality-show-boosts-the-soul-2632939/#:~:text=The Sydney-based docuseries rewards,delivers on genuinely spectacular choreography.

Thanks, I appreciate that cuz it was so similar I could not help but side eye it. Good to know ..they were both probably copying some other queen. 🤣

Tia is a gem. Really enjoy seeing the international queens. I like Hannah, but didn't Jimbo just do Shirley Temple for Snatch Game, with the same wild dancing?

...and that is why I do not go to bridal showers. 🤣 I am going to give everyone the benefit of the doubt and assume the director told them to dance like alien beings who have never heard music before and have no concept of rhythm and such.

Also thought it was a nice surprise. I love it when a queen turns out for the finale and simply will not be denied. Nymphia is so polished in many aspects of drag and deserved it. Great to see Cassandra P. For a second I thought Elvira was dead! She needs to turn up at judging more or be a branding coach for some challenges.

Nina and Ava were on fire. Given their history, I think they were only "friends" because they were both sooo desperate just to have a friend. Ava was always going to be willing to betray Nina after what Nina did to her, and Nina would not be able to keep blinders on about that forever. Drew was very handsy with Willow today, touching her several times ~once on the lower back. True Story: Once I got busted for secretly dating a guy my friend had made clear she was interested in cuz we were all walking together in a group and he unconsciously put his hand on my lower back when a dog startled us. ...Just sayin'.

Just got caught up on this season. Man this show is running on fumes. It's like the writers are not even remotely trying to authentically progress the characters or create even "sitcom" believable situations for them. It's just become absurdity with snarky jokes. I have a huge soft spot for these characters (or at least for the versions of them from the Roseanne show that was often so clever, relatable and well written), so I will see it through. I'm curious how they end it. Probably with Darlene's egregiously inefficient management decisions being miraculously successful. Or maybe they will pull a Seinfeld and have them be broke loser "hillbillies" to the very end.

Friday was a new episode but one that should have been an hour. To stretch it they do a bunch of red-herring stuff which always irks. Law enforcement was competent. Josh was looking good! I notice they are doing more Canadian epsiodes now. I don't mind, but wonder why. Surely there is no hortage of murders in the U.S.

Is Ana losing it? Of course there is egregious conflict of interest. And her tirade about "we cannot choose who we prosecute!!" Um, didn't Dex walk in there and admit that he fully intended on murdering Cyrus for Sonny. Isn't that also a CRIME. Lois needs to get a life. Hopefully not one on this show.

There are a couple possibilities with John that would not break me: 1. He's playing Carly for info. 2. He's flirting with Carly cuz he finds her attractive, but won't actually go there cuz he is a fed and knows she is willing to lie and commit crimes for mobsters. In fact, he knows Carly HERSELF is a criminal because her CRIMES is what he is holding over Jason's head! So being a law enforcement professional, he will decline to romantically persue a criminal, or, at least, this conflict of interest will keep it to flirting, if he must. So, of course it will be: 3. John is lobotomized by Carly's overwhelming beauty and unequaled character and not only gets involved with her, he will never turn over the evidence against her. 🤮😠

I also LMAO at two senior officers giving Dex a private timed trial on the parking lot obstacle course. I particularly loved him running in tiny circles around a couple orange cones like he was taking a driving test without the car. And then picking up a gun pointing it through an inexplicable giant metal hoop right in front of him and emptying the clip. WTF?! 🤪 🤣 Dear John, you fuck that beast and we are THROUGH.

Laura's (re)awakening about Sonny would be more palatable if it wasn't spurred by her wanting justice for her brother. And mixed with her softening on Heather, it is just off all very off putting. And the way she kept talking about how Sonny beat Cyrus with his OWN HANDS and couldn't even use his hand again for a week! Like that crossed the line for her. Okay, but gunshots and being blown up and stuff hurt too, Laura! And stop calling him a philanthropist, Ana! Sonny makes the vast majority of his money ILLEGALLY. Good Lord.