S02.E26: Love Is a Sickness

[cooksdelight]

The reddish color of the shrimp shells and the dark pink of the pork confused the poor guy. 

Is Vincent as dumb on Facebook as he is on TV? Link, please? 🙂

[PityFree]

I find it really disturbing that prisoners are fed meat labeled “not for long term human consumption.” 

[RealReality]

I, for one, would like to hear more about these "great conversations" between human silicone doll Lacey and 21 year old malicious wounder Shane.

Were they discussing the feasibility of Theresa Mays brexit strategy?  The dangers of raising the debt ceiling? Criminal justice reform? The pros and cons of clean energy?  The pitfalls of fast fashion?  

Edited August 31, 2019 by RealReality
Because I don't know names :(

[RealReality]

43 minutes ago, cooksdelight said:

The reddish color of the shrimp shells and the dark pink of the pork confused the poor guy. 

Is Vincent as dumb on Facebook as he is on TV? Link, please? 🙂

Is he mentally competent enough to consent to sex?  Goodness.

I don't think his stupidity is an act.  He bought Amber flowers and left them in the trunk of his car.  And he wasn't surprised like "oh, I forgot!"

It was like he couldn't process that the best time to give her the flowers would have been when he first picked her up. 

Amber thinks it's cute watching Vince "try really hard" but if that were the case she would have sexed him up in 10 minutes ......because he is really trying hard all the time......to remember to breathe and blink at the same time......to walk around walls and not into them.....I'm shocked the BBQ dinner didn't end in tragedy because I assume mom doesn't let him close to open flames.  

Vincent has a decent face and a nice body, but I'm not at all surprised that he hasn't been able to sustain a long term relationship.  

[Spike]

11 minutes ago, RealReality said:

I, for one, would like to hear more about these "great conversations" between human silicone doll Cheryl and 21 year old malicious wounder Shane.

Were they discussing the feasibility of Theresa Mays brexit strategy?  The dangers of raising the debt ceiling? Criminal justice reform? The pros and cons of clean energy?  The pitfalls of fast fashion?  

I think you mean Lacey.  

[RealReality]

17 hours ago, PityFree said:

Well. Two bit hos and baggies full of semen. The show’s getting off quite a start.

And then she said she threw away the baggie of semen because they weren't viable ...not because having a baby with him was a terrible idea.....OMG.

Also...yeah, I think a turd burgler is a third grade insult at best ...at worst I think it's a reference to someone who forcibly sodomizes someone else.....so his pet names for her are weird.  

Im surprised she didn't ask a random guard about Ted Komininsky 

Are these two about to go at it in a field?  Like some soft porn from 1972?  

1 minute ago, Spike said:

I think you mean Lacey.  

Oh yeah, I do....this show is lowering my IQ 😞

[RealReality]

16 hours ago, goofygirl said:

Jeebus. These people!  And I have a question.... How are Daniel and whatsherface gonna have a "personal meeting" if his MOM is right there in the motel?

OMG.  Those tats of Daniel's!  Upside down umbrella for "the tears I've cried that nobody has wiped away?  GAAA! It looked like there was some shit tattooed on his dumbass eyelids as well. OUCH!

His mom can all the way miss me with her shit. 

Lizzie ....working and going to school is the only one in that relationship who might make enough money to support her and Daniel one day.....but his mom expects that she should take time off from school or work to visit her jailbird son?

GTFOH with that.  As dumb as Vince is and as ridiculous as Cheryl is, I found Daniels mom to be the worst person this episode.  

How dare you try to guilt this girl for not giving up her school or job to hang out with your son.  Even when school is out on break, she was probably trying to pick up extra work.  

And then this insistence that her son deserves the best.  Really?  Why?  What has he done to deserve the best of anything?  Lizzy is likely the best he is ever going to get.

Good on Lizzy for refusing Daniels request for money.  I'm sure Mom feels like her precious angel was wrongly denied access to Lizzy's paycheck.  

That woman is another version of Debbie and will meddle her way into breaking up their relationship....which will be a blessing for Lizzy.  Focus on school and work.  

Edited August 31, 2019 by RealReality

[RealReality]

On 8/30/2019 at 6:53 PM, Armchair Critic said:

Tony's no fool, he got a free steak dinner and a ride to the halfway house without having sex.

It's an exciting game of cat and mouse to watch Tony wriggle out of angelas sexual advances.  I'm on the edge of my seat to see how long he can keep it up or if he ends up having to give her sex.

Edited September 1, 2019 by RealReality

[RealReality]

16 hours ago, Keywestclubkid said:

She wouldn’t give you her phone passcode and she got out of the car and walked away to take a phone call .... dude you know what’s up. What is with these people?

He probably knows what's up, but what does he care, he is 21 and while I'm sure it's hard to find a conversationalist as great as Lacey it can probably be done.

16 hours ago, PityFree said:

 I would never give a former felon the passcode to my phone. These people are insane 

I wouldn't give my phone pass code to an acquaintance without a criminal record. 

16 hours ago, PityFree said:

Daniels face, neck and hand tattoos tell me that he never plans to get a job.

He can plan all he wants.....he has v. limited job options with facial tattoos.  Maybe on her numerous trips down there to see her baby boy who deserves the world....mom should have mentioned that. 

[RealReality]

3 hours ago, sempervivum said:

Josh is actually good looking, in a 1957 Lutheran youth minister kind of way.

The Lacey/John/Shane triangle has a lot of violence potential. John is insanely jealous and Shane committed serious injury to someone while still a teenager. 

Josh is almost good looking but I think he needs a little more neck.  

Lacey knows what she is doing and she will continue to put her hand closer to the flame until she gets burned.  

[PrincessPurrsALot]

4 hours ago, RealReality said:

It's Scott.  She needs to meet Scott, and help him out since he does giant spoon fulls of coke.  

He hasn't had sex in years either because Lizzie wasn't giving it up because she was a "born again virgin"

Then they can do a joint go fund me for the massive amount of dental work they both need.

Lizzie and Amber are the two who are most reasonable seeming.  Hint for Amber, Vince isn't shy.  He's struggling to get the few working neurons in his skull to connect.  He seems to struggle with the simplest things.  

Lizzie is getting her act together, working her way through school.  Yet, Daniel's the mom expects her to support him.  Seriously?  Lizzy knew Daniel for 10 days before he got locked up!  Maybe he works on supporting himself and she helps him.  He seems to be the king of good choices:  my bloody valentine on his neck with dripping blood; the umbrella below his eyes; stick figures killing themselves, whatever the fuck is on his eyelid.  Given time he'll be another Matt.  Bad choices constantly sending him back to jail.  

[KateHearts]

4 hours ago, Anonysaurus said:

Cheryl is anorexic and it is concerning. Maybe instead of focusing on this guy, Cheryl's parents should have talked to her about treatment for her eating disorder. If they'll watch the kids for three months (!!!!!) while she picks up her felon fiance, surely they would watch the kids while she sought treatment. 

Just because someone is super thin doesn't mean they have an eating disorder. I agree that Cheryl has a lot of psych issues: thinking bank robbers are "sexy," being obsessed with serial killers, leaving her kids for 3 months while expecting her reluctant parents to do her parenting job- I won't automatically assume an eating disorder based on what we've seen.

[Mothra]

Vincent could give the impression that he has a three-digit IQ by simply closing his mouth when he is not talking or eating.  While he was driving ?Amber? around on their way to the no-red-meat BBQ with his mouth hanging open, I was waiting for him to stick his head out the window, ears flapping in the wind.

[Pepper Mostly]

20 hours ago, toodles said:

Nothing says true love like a baggie full of sperm.

How about "you're no two bit whore"? Poetry. 

19 hours ago, PityFree said:

Daniels face, neck and hand tattoos tell me that he never plans to get a job.

I was DYING during that segment. Daniel. Honey. Not only were many of your choices concerning where to place these meaningful artistic statements well, questionable; the art itself is horrifically bad. Oh, and his favorite and most meaningful tat? His works. Oy. He and Lizzie will be partying it up within weeks. Maybe days. 

5 hours ago, Kangatush said:

I was also confused when Amber said she wanted red meat, so Vincent bought pork and shrimp.

Vincent. Bless his dumb heart. 

I also love how he hunkers over his plate, like someone's going to steal his food. 

[sempervivum]

3 hours ago, RealReality said:

Are these two about to go at it in a field?  Like some soft porn from 1972?  Kaitlyn and Matt from last season?

Fixed it for ya.

[Guest]

3 hours ago, KateHearts said:

I won't automatically assume an eating disorder based on what we've seen.

I chalked it up to meth. 

[RealReality]

6 minutes ago, Giant Misfit said:

I chalked it up to meth. 

Me too, but early stage since her teeth are still intact.  

[hoosiermom]

He bought a steak too!

[HorrrGoodnight]

Poor Angela doesn't realize she's just the unpaid Uber.

Lacey actually made me feel sorry for an inmate. I found myself thinking "Shane doesn't deserve this!"

Cheryl and her pigeon toed walk of anticipation was a bit overwhelming for me. It doesn't take much to infatuate the turd burglar does it? 

Amber is a total lesbian. Sorry Vince. 

[Spike]

3 minutes ago, SlutAssBitchAssHor said:

Poor Angela doesn't realize she's just the unpaid Uber.

Lacey actually made me feel sorry for an inmate. I found myself thinking "Shane doesn't deserve this!"

Cheryl and her pigeon toed walk of anticipation was a bit overwhelming for me. It doesn't take much to infatuate the turd burglar does it? 

Amber is a total lesbian. Sorry Vince. 

Yup the only meat of his going in her mouth came off the grill.

[RealReality]

1 hour ago, Spike said:

Yup the only meat of his going in her mouth came off the grill.

Damn.....roasted! 🤣

[Kangatush]

11 hours ago, Spike said:

I think if he had just jizzed in it there might be some viability.  I have heard athlete groupies will  fish a used condom out of the trash in an attempt to set up years of child support but that may be apocryphal.

I also love how them being dead was her objection.  Like if she knew it were fresh enough, she totally would have gone for it.

[Scout Finch]

12 hours ago, Spike said:

Did you see when he flipped the grill with his bare hands?  The coals were white hot so I assume that was unwise.

The only time I saw his hands holding the grill rack was when he was first laying it down over the hot coals so it was still cold. However, there would still be an intense amount of heat from the coals that were in close proximity to his hands.

******

Me: ~finally watching the episode tonight on my DVR while eating dinner.~

Cheryl: "He gave me a baggie of sperm."

Me: "Aaaaaand, dinner's over!"

Edited September 1, 2019 by Scout Finch

[RealReality]

38 minutes ago, Scout Finch said:

******

Me: ~finally watching the episode tonight on my DVR while eating dinner.~

Cheryl: "He gave me a baggie of sperm."

Me: "Aaaaaand, dinner's over!"

I love that this show is entertaining and diet friendly!

[bref]

13 hours ago, RealReality said:

It's an exciting game of cat and mouse to watch Tony wriggle out of angelas sexual advances.  I'm on the edge of my seat to see how long he can keep it up or if he ends up having to give her sex.

Two words for Tony: doggie style. Much more tactful than a bag over the head.

Edited September 1, 2019 by bref

[hookedontv]

5 hours ago, RealReality said:

I love that this show is entertaining and diet friendly!

Dr.Now: So, Hookedontv, tell me a little about your eating habit.

Me: Well, I order in 5 pizzas, 4 liters of Pepsi, and I bake myself a dozen cupcakes.

Dr. Now: Oh no, that will not do, you are not taking this seriously. 

Me: But Dr. Now, I turn on Love After Lockup as I begin to eat and I totally lose my appetite!

Dr. Now: Oh! You ARE making better choices in terms of your eating habit. I approve you for weight loss surgery!

Yes ladies and gentlemen, I’ve lost it. Not any weight-just my mind from watching this show that is a train wreck yet the best show ever. 

Edited September 1, 2019 by hookedontv

[OoogleEyes]

On 8/30/2019 at 9:53 PM, Armchair Critic said:

Tony's no fool, he got a free steak dinner and a ride to the halfway house without having sex.

With Snaggletooth

[RealReality]

12 hours ago, Pepper Mostly said:

How about "you're no two bit whore"? Poetry. 

I was DYING during that segment. Daniel. Honey. Not only were many of your choices concerning where to place these meaningful artistic statements well, questionable; the art itself is horrifically bad. Oh, and his favorite and most meaningful tat? His works. Oy. He and Lizzie will be partying it up within weeks. Maybe days. 

Vincent. Bless his dumb heart. 

I also love how he hunkers over his plate, like someone's going to steal his food. 

I sure hope we get a segment where Daniel explains his upside down umbrella tattoo during a job interview. 

I feel like someone talked him into that silly ass tattoo on a dare....like "hey, I'll give you three honeybuns if you can talk that dummy over there into getting an upside down umbrella tattoo on his face"

[Hannah94]

Amber locking the bedroom door was such a load of dogshit. So she locked the camera crew inside the bedroom with her all night? Pul-lease. 

She is not into this dude at all. She is using him as a means to an end. I think she is going to end up with her prison bunkie.

I wish this show could be more about reality and less about production writing a soap opera, but you can wish in one hand and shit in the other, I suppose. 

[Jeanne222]

What's wrong with Vincent??  Is he in charge of our FBI?  Would explain a lot.

The first thing I thought when I saw Daniel was where the neck can he  work with all those tats everywhere???  Fast food???

That being the reason I make my own sandwiches!  Have any of you sneaked a look at who's cooking your food??  Please do.  It's scary!

[Mothra]

17 minutes ago, Hannah94 said:

you can wish in one hand and shit in the other

Ah.  For one brief moment, I'm five years old playing with my dolls at my mother's knee.  "I wish I could get a new dress for my Betsy McCall doll."

My mother was an earthy woman.

If anyone's unfamiliar with it, the whole thing is "You can wish in one hand and shit in the other and see which one gets full first."

Not to be confused with, "Nice shirt--why didn't you buy two of them?  One to shit on and one to clean it up with."

Oh those sweet bygone days of yore...

[PityFree]

 Vincent is a mouth breathing child—not an FBI agent. I think Vincent would love to be in law enforcement and he does nothing to  correct people who wrongly assume he has a law enforcement job.  He said on camera that he can’t talk about his job but he does specialist work.  That’s very vague but I’m pretty sure he’s a bouncer who specializes in assisting the head bouncer.

 Think about it; would you hire him for anything with more responsibility than that??

[OoogleEyes]

On 8/30/2019 at 10:06 PM, Keywestclubkid said:

... dude you know what’s up. What is with these people?

They are dums

[Hannah94]

6 minutes ago, PityFree said:

 Vincent is a mouth breathing child—not an FBI agent. I think Vincent would love to be in law enforcement and he does nothing to  correct people who wrongly assume he has a law enforcement job.  He said on camera that he can’t talk about his job but he does specialist work.  That’s very vague but I’m pretty sure he’s a bouncer who specializes in assisting the head bouncer.

 Think about it; would you hire him for anything with more responsibility than that??

Exactly. And I think I posted this question somewhere on here a while back....would a top secret government employee really be granted permission to be on this unholy dumpster fire? 

[Jeanne222]

29 minutes ago, PityFree said:

 Vincent is a mouth breathing child—not an FBI agent. I think Vincent would love to be in law enforcement and he does nothing to  correct people who wrongly assume he has a law enforcement job.  He said on camera that he can’t talk about his job but he does specialist work.  That’s very vague but I’m pretty sure he’s a bouncer who specializes in assisting the head bouncer.

 Think about it; would you hire him for anything with more responsibility than that??

Lol I guess it was a jump from Vincent doing specialist work to bring FBI  Director!!!!  🙂

[bichonblitz]

Here we go again with the "I've got a big secret".  And it's usually anticlimatic bullshit. 

[Spike]

3 hours ago, RealReality said:

I sure hope we get a segment where Daniel explains his upside down umbrella tattoo during a job interview. 

I feel like someone talked him into that silly ass tattoo on a dare....like "hey, I'll give you three honeybuns if you can talk that dummy over there into getting an upside down umbrella tattoo on his face"

Some people identify with The Joker; he identifies with The Penguin.

[RealReality]

2 hours ago, Jeanne222 said:

What's wrong with Vincent??  Is he in charge of our FBI?  Would explain a lot.

The first thing I thought when I saw Daniel was where the neck can he  work with all those tats everywhere???  Fast food???

That being the reason I make my own sandwiches!  Have any of you sneaked a look at who's cooking your food??  Please do.  It's scary!

Vincent said he is in charge of something at the FBI?

Sounds like someone bought him one of those have shirts that says "FBI" on the front and "female body inspector" on the back 

[Persnickety1]

16 hours ago, Pepper Mostly said:

How about "you're no two bit whore"? Poetry. 

I was DYING during that segment. Daniel. Honey. Not only were many of your choices concerning where to place these meaningful artistic statements well, questionable; the art itself is horrifically bad. Oh, and his favorite and most meaningful tat? His works. Oy. He and Lizzie will be partying it up within weeks. Maybe days. 

Vincent. Bless his dumb heart. 

I also love how he hunkers over his plate, like someone's going to steal his food. 

I noticed that, too, and told Mini Persnickety that he eats like he's been in prison 😄 😄 😄 

2 hours ago, Mothra said:

Ah.  For one brief moment, I'm five years old playing with my dolls at my mother's knee.  "I wish I could get a new dress for my Betsy McCall doll."

My mother was an earthy woman.

If anyone's unfamiliar with it, the whole thing is "You can wish in one hand and shit in the other and see which one gets full first."

Not to be confused with, "Nice shirt--why didn't you buy two of them?  One to shit on and one to clean it up with."

Oh those sweet bygone days of yore...

Parents Persnickety also frequently used this phrase.  As you said, those sweet bygone days of yore  😉 

[cooksdelight]

5 hours ago, RealReality said:

I sure hope we get a segment where Daniel explains his upside down umbrella tattoo during a job interview. 

“I met this girl named Lacey, with big lips and big boobs, and she said I was her soul mate. When I got out of prison before, she was there waiting for me with an umbrella, which she dropped when she ran to hug me. She left it lying there, upside down....”

Vincent worked for the federal government? Yeah, with a pick-axe and a shovel, working on the chain gain.

[PityFree]

1 hour ago, cooksdelight said:

Vincent worked for the federal government? Yeah, with a pick-axe and a shovel, working on the chain gain.

I don’t remember hearing Vincent saying he worked for the Federal gov’t, but maybe whoever said it (was it Amber, maybe?) meant that he had been in the military? I could imagine him joining after high school. 

[RealReality]

1 hour ago, PityFree said:

I don’t remember hearing Vincent saying he worked for the Federal gov’t, but maybe whoever said it (was it Amber, maybe?) meant that he had been in the military? I could imagine him joining after high school. 

Amber has said that he was in the military.  He can't possibly still be enlisted, but he was military.  He still has the standard issue bag.  

[Mrs. Hanson]

On 8/31/2019 at 4:05 PM, KateHearts said:

Just because someone is super thin doesn't mean they have an eating disorder. I agree that Cheryl has a lot of psych issues: thinking bank robbers are "sexy," being obsessed with serial killers, leaving her kids for 3 months while expecting her reluctant parents to do her parenting job- I won't automatically assume an eating disorder based on what we've seen.

I agree about the thinness - my sister has always been just a little thing.  She has people ask her, straight up:  "Do you have an eating disorder?"  or "MY GOD YOU ARE SO THIN!"  (which both are really rude, btw.)  She eats A LOT, loves food, especially steak and pasta, she just also likes to move a lot.  Like she took part in a bike ride across the state of Minnesota once.  Yeah, I will pass but good on you, sis!!

10 hours ago, PityFree said:

 Vincent is a mouth breathing child—not an FBI agent. I think Vincent would love to be in law enforcement and he does nothing to  correct people who wrongly assume he has a law enforcement job.  He said on camera that he can’t talk about his job but he does specialist work.  That’s very vague but I’m pretty sure he’s a bouncer who specializes in assisting the head bouncer.

 Think about it; would you hire him for anything with more responsibility than that??

I call BS on his whole "I am a secret agent" stuff - he would not be on tv if that were the case.  Amber locked the door at bedtime and frankly I do not blame her!!!

Tony - I kinda like him!!  (Please don't prove me wrong) He just wanted a steak and to talk but no Ms. Sexually Aggressive wants to blow him in the bathroom.  By the looks of her teeth that could be painful for Tony.  Although Tony DID say "My mama raised me right" but dude, you were in prison.

Edited September 1, 2019 by Mrs. Hanson

[cooksdelight]

Now I know why she was fixing her pants when she got out of the car.

[Keywestclubkid]

On 9/1/2019 at 10:49 PM, cooksdelight said:

Now I know why she was fixing her pants when she got out of the car.

[StrongbyDefault]

On 8/31/2019 at 8:59 AM, hookedontv said:

I forgot to ask last week-does anyone else think Cheryl’s mom looks like a banged up Debra Winger? 

YES!!!  I thought the same thing!

[Shellbell59]

Okay....I’m not sure what happened with my DVR...cable guy coming tomorrow ..

all these new episodes come up...but saying S2...are all of these the “add on” episodes we’d heard about? I thought those were aired.

anyway...I caught a glimpse of Angela and Tony...(cuz we go WAY BACK 🤞....lmao 😂)..so I FF to see them.

I was sooo hooked on Lizzie/Scott...Mumbles/Meg/Cabbage Patch and dammit...can’t remember to save my life who the others were...one guy was an ass and missing a tooth...

OH MY GAWD! How can I forget the goddess from NM? I’m drawing a huge blank...and I thought about this earlier today...got married in Vegas if that helps.

so i Ff to see Angela not having her love tank filled by tony...although he certainly filled himself on a medium 🥩!

Is it worth it? Any follow up on crazies from before? Are they as bat shit cray as last season?

i watched last season cuz of Scott and Angela’s dreadful excuses for sending $...and putting up with their inmate’s I’m getting out “shell games”...

Im trying to be strong and not watch the other couples...

I need an intervention! However if it’s worth it...I might succumb to peer pressure..

oh!!! Almost forgot the crazy Kidnapping Mormon and the rapping Gangsta!!! 

Gotta get a life here....nah...never mind 

should I watch?

I am dying here...Prithee tell!🙏

🥴😉😆

Edited September 4, 2019 by Shellbell59

[Spike]

3 hours ago, Shellbell59 said:

Okay....I’m not sure what happened with my DVR...cable guy coming tomorrow ..

all these new episodes come up...but saying S2...are all of these the “add on” episodes we’d heard about? I thought those were aired.

anyway...I caught a glimpse of Angela and Tony...(cuz we go WAY BACK 🤞....lmao 😂)..so I FF to see them.

I was sooo hooked on Lizzie/Scott...Mumbles/Meg/Cabbage Patch and dammit...can’t remember to save my life who the others were...one guy was an ass and missing a tooth...

OH MY GAWD! How can I forget the goddess from NM? I’m drawing a huge blank...and I thought about this earlier today...got married in Vegas if that helps.

so i Ff to see Angela not having her love tank filled by tony...although he certainly filled himself on a medium 🥩!

Is it worth it? Any follow up on crazies from before? Are they as bat shit cray as last season?

i watched last season cuz of Scott and Angela’s dreadful excuses for sending $...and putting up with their inmate’s I’m getting out “shell games”...

Im trying to be strong and not watch the other couples...

I need an intervention! However if it’s worth it...I might succumb to peer pressure..

oh!!! Almost forgot the crazy Kidnapping Mormon and the rapping Gangsta!!! 

Gotta get a life here....nah...never mind 

should I watch?

I am dying here...Prithee tell!🙏

🥴😉😆

Before this was a season of a spin-off called Life After Lockup that followed many of the couples you just asked about.

[Shellbell59]

47 minutes ago, Spike said:

Before this was a season of a spin-off called Life After Lockup that followed many of the couples you just asked about.

Thank you...I must of watched “Life after lockup” but it was taped on DVR because it had tied into it...

so you like?

Is it every bit of the high end reality drama I came to know on aforementioned show?

😳🤞🤫🤗🤭

Edited September 4, 2019 by Shellbell59

[Spike]

5 minutes ago, Shellbell59 said:

Thank you...I must of watched “Life after lockup” but it was taped on DVR because it had tied into it...

so you like?

Is it every bit of the high end reality drama I came to know on aforementioned show?

😳🤞🤫🤗🤭

Yes