S09.E16: Meet Rinna Jayne

[KungFuBunny]

Lisa Rinna, Kyle, Teddi, and Dorit discover an article that exposes Camile’s duplicity; while planning a Halloween bash, Kyle faces her worst fear; Dorit and Teddi battle the urge to confront Camille; Lisa Rinna makes a move that shocks everyone.

Airs 5/28/19 at 9:00 PM Eastern

[Higgins]

More shocking than spreading her legs on the dining table in front of her friend's men.

[langford peel]

Since LVP has dropped these worthless bitches they have to turn on a different victim. Let’s see...who should we pick.

I know the rich one who invited them to Hawaii.

Not the one that dumped the dog or the one set up a bus trip to Griffith Park or the one who   can’t get her boom box to work when she is “singing.”

Good Plan.

[queenjen]

Which is the greatest of Kyle's many many fears this week, I wonder? 

[Happy Camper]

6 hours ago, queenjen said:

Which is the greatest of Kyle's many many fears this week, I wonder? 

A stray wasp in the vicinity.

[walnutqueen]

7 hours ago, queenjen said:

Which is the greatest of Kyle's many many fears this week, I wonder? 

A bees nest in a barn full of hay and horses, just after Portia's left for boarding school.

Or, being served with divorce papers after Mauricio loses that lawsuit and her purses & jewelry have been repossessed.

[langford peel]

10 hours ago, queenjen said:

Which is the greatest of Kyle's many many fears this week, I wonder? 

Being out shined by her drug addled alcoholic sister.

Again.

[Happy Camper]

If Rinna suddenly "makes nice" with Kim Richards this show will prove to be even more phoney baloney than ever. That would prove that she will go to any length to stick together to form a united front against LVP.

[RealHousewife]

Is Rinna’s whole beef with LVP stemmed from LVP allegedly encouraging her to talk about Yolanda having Munchausen’s and wanting Yolanda’s illness to be the storyline? 

I’m trying to understand why years later she’d want the “united front against LVP.”

[nexxie]

34 minutes ago, RealHousewife said:

Is Rinna’s whole beef with LVP stemmed from LVP allegedly encouraging her to talk about Yolanda having Munchausen’s and wanting Yolanda’s illness to be the storyline? 

I’m trying to understand why years later she’d want the “united front against LVP.”

It’s about seeing how LVP’s manipulation game works to divide and conquer, knowing the feeling of having been used in it, and wanting accountability/justice.

[SweetieDarling]

1 hour ago, Happy Camper said:

If Rinna suddenly "makes nice" with Kim Richards this show will prove to be even more phoney baloney than ever. That would prove that she will go to any length to stick together to form a united front against LVP.

I don't doubt that Rinna will "make nice" with Kim, she may even offer up another stuffed bunny olive branch. I think, even at her worst, Kim can see through bullshit (at least the way Rinna serves it up). 

My prediction is, Rinna plays all sweet and nice and concerned and like there's never been an issue between Kim and her (she?). However Kim reacts (most likely negatively, because, imo, Kim knows Rinna is a cockroach and a phony) will be used against Kyle for the remainder of the season, and, possibly, at the reunion, even though we all know Rinna is a cockroach and a phony and the nicer she is to Kim, the less sincere she is.

[langford peel]

Maybe Kim can tell us what she knows about Harry Hamlin.

That will spice it up nicely.

[dosodog]

3 hours ago, RealHousewife said:

Is Rinna’s whole beef with LVP stemmed from LVP allegedly encouraging her to talk about Yolanda having Munchausen’s and wanting Yolanda’s illness to be the storyline? 

I’m trying to understand why years later she’d want the “united front against LVP.”

Rinna has brought up MunchenHausenFrackin gate a couple of times this season.

She holds grudges too. Apparently. 

 

[langford peel]

Better yet Kim can give Rinna a Bunny with a strap on and tell her it’s for Harry.

[Jel]

I'm still dying to know what Kim meant when she said "let's say what you don't want out there." 

I'm a little bitter that I still don't know.  I hold curiosity grudges.

[Steph J]

This "so and so's house was robbed so they made the construction workers undergo a lie detector" story isn't any more believable with the second telling.

[Straycat80]

I hope Aaron adopts Eloise. He’s so sweet with her. 

[whydoievencare]

Rinna's all about "owning" stuff - unless it's her.  Then it's deny, deny, deny.  She's really the classic mean girl.

[JD5166]

Wedding is OVER, time to turn on the bride! Thanks for the great time and trip to Hawaii, you stupid c*nt! 

[snarts]

Yes, for a dog. Fuck you, Camille. 

[Happy Camper]

4 hours ago, SweetieDarling said:

I don't doubt that Rinna will "make nice" with Kim, she may even offer up another stuffed bunny olive branch. I think, even at her worst, Kim can see through bullshit (at least the way Rinna serves it up). 

My prediction is, Rinna plays all sweet and nice and concerned and like there's never been an issue between Kim and her (she?). However Kim reacts (most likely negatively, because, imo, Kim knows Rinna is a cockroach and a phony) will be used against Kyle for the remainder of the season, and, possibly, at the reunion, even though we all know Rinna is a cockroach and a phony and the nicer she is to Kim, the less sincere she is.

The other obviously suspicious "making nice" scheme is Kyle making up with her nemesis Brandi.

I mean, c'mon. Do they really think that we are that stupid. I'm insulted by this bullshit.

[Straycat80]

What twit’s these bitches are. Camille invites them to her wedding and then they trash her immediately after leaving. And over a story that might not even be true, like People Magazine is so reliable. Not. 

[KungFuBunny]

Kyle is going to go get a Gnomagram....

Technician reading the film....yup you're a Gnome

[JD5166]

2 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

What twit’s these bitches are. Camille invites them to her wedding and then they trash her immediately after leaving. And over a story that might not even be true, like People Magazine is so reliable. Not. 

They weren’t even out of the parking lot, yet!!! 

[whydoievencare]

Denise is so rabid about telling everyone about sexual stuff - I'm not sure why she feels the need to overshare about it.  Aaron didn't seem pleased that she blabbed to the other HW on the camping trip about his Happy Ending.  She's very pushy about it - I find it as unappealing as someone wanting to push their religious beliefs at me.

[FlyingEgret]

It's a miracle... Kyle dropped LVP's name in a conversation and there wasn't a 10 minute diatribe about how awful she is... I guess the recent Camille hate has taken all their energy...

[sunshine23]

14 minutes ago, whydoievencare said:

Rinna's all about "owning" stuff - unless it's her.  Then it's deny, deny, deny.  She's really the classic mean girl.

Amen sister.

Everything these women say about each other can be said about them as well. As my mom used to say, "Don't be fooled. If they're talking about ________with you, they're taking about you to __________."

Why is Erika so surprised Tom won't go to a party? He doesn't want to be seen with her. I don't blame him.

Isn't Rinna afraid her implants will explode during her mamogram? If I were the radiology tech, I'd duck and cover. You're not supposed to wear deoderant, lotion, or anything during a mammogram so how can Kyle suddenly get one? BFB; Big f'in baby. What doesn't haunt her?

Edited May 29, 2019 by sunshine23

[Thumper]

Wow; at my clinic you go home after the mammo.  If you get a call, that's not good -- back for more intensive mammos.  If you get a letter or email, you are in the clear. Have never spoken directly with the radiologist!  Guess it pays to be a celebrity on TV.

[dosodog]

10 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

Kyle is going to go get a Gnomagram....

Technician reading the film....yup you're a Gnome

 

She wishes she was a gnome.

One day I'm sending my gnarmy of gnombies after you.

Nah.  Who am I kidding.  You're my Momoa partner in crime.

I wonder if they watch these episodes and notice how Rinna stirs the pot every chance they get.

I did notice Kyle Gnomunsky....was pretty silent during that conversation. As were the husbands.  

 

Edited May 29, 2019 by dosodog

[JD5166]

I didn’t know you got your mammo results right away now. I had a bi-lateral mastectomy 12 years ago due to a small mass, so I went all in to make sure it never came back. I never acted like Kyle, even after the call telling me I had cancer, even on my way to the operating room, even today I still rarely even talk about it. I am only talking about it now because she drives me insane spazzing out about every little headache that comes her way - all the whole injecting botulism into her face and probably any other orifice she can think of. Just shut up Kyle! 

Where is Harry’s swastica armband? Hmmmmm

[sunshine23]

A technician would NEVER discuss results from a mammogram with the patient. That is up to the doctor, and once the entire thing is done. They might say they want to take more films, but they don't say what is on the films.

[Happy Camper]

6 hours ago, RealHousewife said:

Is Rinna’s whole beef with LVP stemmed from LVP allegedly encouraging her to talk about Yolanda having Munchausen’s and wanting Yolanda’s illness to be the storyline? 

I’m trying to understand why years later she’d want the “united front against LVP.”

Me too. She has hated LVP from the get go. There must be a reason. Always snarky, underhanded comments about her. Only Rinna knows. 

Maybe jealous of the spinoff opportunity that she never got. She is still trying to get the spinoff for her daughters, but it will never happen. LVP has had great successes, without having to lower herself to selling adult diapers or her own offspring.

[sunshine23]

Just now, JD5166 said:

I didn’t know you got your mammo results right away now. I had a bi-lateral mastectomy 12 years ago due to a small mass, so I went all in to make sure it never came back. I never acted like Kyle, even after the call telling me I had cancer, even on my way to the operating room, even today I still rarely even talk about it. I am only talking about it now because she drives me insane spazzing out about every little headache that comes her way - all the whole injecting botulism into her face and probably any other orifice she can think of. Just shut up Kyle! 

Where is Harry’s swastica armband? Hmmmmm

Me either. Suspicion, biopsy, DCIS, two lumpectomies, radiation,mammograms and I never cried. I just looked at it like a bump in the road to get over because I had 4 little kids and wasn't going to upset them. 15 years later, still good. Kyle, grow up.

[KungFuBunny]

6 minutes ago, dosodog said:

 

She wishes she was a gnome.

One day I'm sending my gnarmy of gnombies after you.

Nah.  Who am I kidding.  You're my Momoa partner in crime.

I wonder if they watch these episodes and notice how Rinna stirs the pot every chance they get.

I did notice Kyle Gnomunsky....was pretty silent during that conversation. As were the husbands.  

 

Kyle gets ready for Farrahween

[Straycat80]

The hospital where I live actually does their mammograms exactly the same way Kyle had hers done. And the tech’s will tell you and point out things that might be an issue. Same thing happened to me. Oh, but I never talked to the radiologist either. 

Edited May 29, 2019 by Straycat80

[whydoievencare]

14 minutes ago, sunshine23 said:

You're not supposed to wear deoderant, lotion, or anything during a mammogram so how can Kyle suddenly get one?

Exactly!  I thought that too!  Plus I wonder how they do mammogram for people with implants - I mean, exactly how much can they squeeze those things?

Edited May 29, 2019 by whydoievencare

[KungFuBunny]

Is PK wearing a girdle or Spanx of sort? Something is smoothing out the playdoh

[JD5166]

What is Erica? Erica Jayne? Girardi? How can you even tell she’s dressed up? 

[sunshine23]

Who put less efort into their costume, Kim or Erika? Its a toss up. Why does Rinna think Kyle needs to inform her of anything? 

Edited May 29, 2019 by sunshine23

[Straycat80]

Rinna saying every girl wants to look like Erika. Uh no, maybe drag queens and hookers. 

Kim should have just worn her prison garb. Now that would have been gangsta. 

[brillia79]

Just now, sunshine23 said:

Who put less efort into their costume, Kim or Erika? Its a toss up.

Erika. That’s the same dumb shit she wears everywhere else.

[FlyingEgret]

Why does Kim have to sneak through the bushes to get to her sister's party???

[Drumpf1737]

17 minutes ago, Thumper said:

Wow; at my clinic you go home after the mammo.  If you get a call, that's not good -- back for more intensive mammos.  If you get a letter or email, you are in the clear. Have never spoken directly with the radiologist!  Guess it pays to be a celebrity on TV.

My imaging center is the same as Kyle's. I'm in California though, so perhaps it's a Cali thing? 

[Thumper]

Regarding Kyle's impromptu mammogram, my clinic has baby wipes available in case anyone forgets and wears deodorant.

[KungFuBunny]

How much time went by since Camille's wedding - why isn't she on her Honeymoon? Where's the husband

[sunshine23]

Kyle's daughter is self sufficient? She has an overpaid job at her stepfather's company. That is the antithesis of self sufficient!

[mwell345]

Oh good.  If things aren’t boring enough, let’s rehash Bunnygate.

[Thumper]

I think Kyle looks good in her Playboy Bunny costume.  Wow!

The Ferris wheel excess is what I look for in these shows.  (Not all the fighting.) 😜

[Straycat80]

Geez, Kyle is such a weenie, she’s afraid of everything. 

I don’t like Kim, but shut up Rinna, she’s always gotta start shit to stay relevant. 

Kyle told them to leave Camille alone so Rinna had to jump on Kim. 

[nexxie]

Kyle and Mo throw good parties!