S07.E22: Janine LIVE CHAT

[WhitneyWhit]

What kind of steering wheel was that in that taxi?

And I say she's down 8 pounds.

[DC Gal in VA]

4 minutes ago, Twopper said:

So we are 30 minutes in, but I am confused as to whether we are still re-hashing her first episode or is this new stuff yet?    I am recording it, but I had the tv turned to the LOGO channel so it took me a few minutes to get back to TLC.      

Hey Twopper! This is her new shit but since her new shit sounds a lot like her old shit, I understand the confusion. 😊

[CalpurniaF]

1 minute ago, poeticlicensed said:

Is she riding the scooter thru the drive thru? Omg lol

That's footage from her first episode.

[Gbb]

3 minutes ago, CringeWatcher said:

That looks pretty nifty. I just found out someone has made a crisping air fryer lid for the instant pot. Available June 24. Must.get.ASAP.

Link please!!

[String Theory]

Did Janine take a highway worker's safety vest and put it on the back of her chair?  It's not as if you'd miss her, the neon orange is a nice touch..........

[aliya]

You'd think for someone with a fashion degree, she'd know not to wear a muumuu with a big red heart that looks like a target on your stomach. 

[Snarkastikate]

Gotta love that her BFF scooter wears an orange safety vest.  Geez talk about calling attention to yourself, but I suppose that's a necessity if you're going through fast food drive-ins.

Edited May 30, 2019 by Snarkastikate
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[ams1001]

18 minutes ago, QuinnInND said:

Strawberries are my favorite! 

Straw-, rasp-, blue...I'll take 'em all. And cherries (but not at 7 bucks a pound). Apricots...peaches...plums...

I was going to get strawberries last week; they were on sale but every package I picked up had mold in it. 😞 They've had them on the salad bar at work recently, though.

[cmpbl]

Wow! Good job Janine, I'm shocked.

[Callaphera]

Snarky Nurse's thoughts when she saw the 80 pound weight loss and looked relieved: "Finally! We're going to kick the whiny bitch to the curb soon."

[CringeWatcher]

6 minutes ago, WhitneyWhit said:

I am honored. If I had known this kind of recognition was coming, I would have worn my best sheet.

🤣🤣🤣

[WhitneyWhit]

I know the vest on the scooter is for safety but it just cracks me up.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Giant Misfit said:

Janine, trying to escape the Arby's parking lot:

Oh my god I can't stop laughing. 

[ams1001]

"Scooters are addictive."

[String Theory]

On top of everything else she's got "Scooter Addiction"!!!!!!

[Midnightblue]

On a positive note, she has the least awful feet of anyone on this show. After He Who Will Not Be Named last week, real human feet are a blessing.

[CrazyInAlabama]

478 minus 81 lbs, which is a total loss in fifteen months of 200 lbs!     It's amazing, she gets a huge weight loss, and no more whining, or excuses.      

[DC Gal in VA]

Wow, 82 pounds down to 478! Good for her finally.

[Miss Chevious]

Her habit of closing her eyes when listening is so off-putting!

[Guest]

She is NEVER getting rid of that scooter. Straight up.

[cmpbl]

3 minutes ago, String Theory said:

Did Janine take a highway worker's safety vest and put it on the back of her chair?  It's not as if you'd miss her, the neon orange is a nice touch..........

My dad has a scooter because he's 81 and can't walk very well and he has an orange vest on his. He rides his to walmart. 😁

Edited May 30, 2019 by cmpbl

[Ellie Godfrey]

3 minutes ago, DC Gal in VA said:

Hey Twopper! This is her new shit but since her new shit sounds a lot like her old shit, I understand the confusion. 😊

SSDD?

[parrotfeathers]

Well at least she is upbeat and knows she can lose the weight.

Wonder what will happen when Dr. Now impounds the scooter.

[Pepper Mostly]

Her whole affect is like some sort of horror movie kindergarten teacher. Its really creepy. 

[7EasyPayments]

3 minutes ago, Miss Chevious said:

I think everyone else should get an aerosol can of whipped cream just for participating. Squirt directly into mouth. 

My sister made a lemon dessert for Memorial Day BBQ, the topping was a tub of exxxxtra creamy Cool Whip combined with 2 bricks of cream cheese.

Kinda f***king fantastic !!!

[Kid]

Well, at least she cares for her cat properly. That gets her points with me (except I still do not like her).

[Callaphera]

3 minutes ago, Giant Misfit said:

Janine, trying to escape the Arby's parking lot:

<snipped GIF>

Holy shit. So I'm super swollen and it hurts to smile let alone laugh. So of course I started honking like a goose when I saw this (it seemed like the less sore option to laughing). Which brought the husband over to see what made me honk.

The husband: "Wow, there must've been a sale for Buy One, Get one Free nuggets at the drive thru."

Thank God my next round of painkillers comes in 15 minutes. 

[Guest]

1 minute ago, Miss Chevious said:

Her habit of closing her eyes when listening is so off-putting!

Nearly everything about Janine is off putting—except for the fact she has a cat.

[OoogleEyes]

All of this talk about sweet, sweet summer fruit has broken me down. I went to the fridge for blueberries AND GRAPES!

[sagittarius sue]

1 minute ago, Ellie Godfrey said:

SSDD?

A new handy acronym!

[WhitneyWhit]

Cat motel? Can humans stay the night? Asking for a friend.........

[String Theory]

Dr. Now gets points for worrying about her cat.

She's creepy sounding when she says "just to see you smile Dr. Now is special to me"....... Dr. Now's not having any of her crap though.

I'm confused.......did  she not get bypass surgery yet.  Did he give her the balloon as a short term fix....can't keep it straight Dr. Now telling her she would be going to rehab hospital to lose her ""scooter" addiction and then learn to walk again.

[Kid]

3 minutes ago, String Theory said:

On top of everything else she's got "Scooter Addiction"!!!!!!

An addict can get addicted to ANYTHING!!!

[CringeWatcher]

5 minutes ago, Gbb said:

Link please!!

https://mealthy.com/categories/method/crisp-lid

🎉

[aliya]

Good grief, stop chewing gum when you are speaking to someone. You should have spit it out before you came to the office or in the waiting room. This is business - right now, your weight loss is the most important business of your life. You don't discuss business while you chew gum.

/prep school nun rant 

Edited May 30, 2019 by aliya

[Twopper]

Poor cat.  Having to go to the cat motel.   Maybe going home to the cat will motivate her to walk when she is in rehab.

Calorie count today for me is 1420. 

[sagittarius sue]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Her whole affect is like some sort of horror movie kindergarten teacher. Its really creepy. 

Can't you see her with that fiendlike grin, bopping her head up and down. (Shiver)

[DC Gal in VA]

3 minutes ago, Giant Misfit said:

Janine, trying to escape the Arby's parking lot:

Once again GiantMisfit you just ain't right! 😆 And girlfriend knocked her wig off!

Your gasoline soaked pajamas are in the mail since your behavior far exceeds awarding you a measly pair of drawers!

[Miss Chevious]

That guy’s pec dance in the commercial was hilarious!

[hoosiermom]

3 minutes ago, String Theory said:

Dr. Now gets points for worrying about her cat.

She's creepy sounding when she says "just to see you smile Dr. Now is special to me"....... Dr. Now's not having any of her crap though.

I'm confused.......did  she not get bypass surgery yet.  Did he give her the balloon as a short term fix....can't keep it straight Dr. Now telling her she would be going to rehab hospital to lose her ""scooter" addiction and then learn to walk again.

She is getting her lymphedema removed and no, she has not had her wls yet.

Edited May 30, 2019 by hoosiermom

[Minivanessa]

Just now, String Theory said:

Dr. Now gets points for worrying about her cat.

She's creepy sounding when she says "just to see you smile Dr. Now is special to me"....... Dr. Now's not having any of her crap though.

I'm confused.......did  she not get bypass surgery yet.  Did he give her the balloon as a short term fix....can't keep it straight Dr. Now telling her she would be going to rehab hospital to lose her ""scooter" addiction and then learn to walk again.

I think that up next is surgery to remove that mass on her leg, and she'll go to rehab after that to learn to walk and lose the scooter. She's talking about wanting weight loss surgery but I assume that's still down the road, after this surgery and recovery.

[CircusPeanuts]

33 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Yeah, in MA it was beautiful. Now its back to grey, cold and rainy. Sigh.

Wisconsin has developed a monsoon season! 8 winters in a row followed by Monsoon. 😩

[epc]

13 minutes ago, WhitneyWhit said:

I am honored. If I had known this kind of recognition was coming, I would have worn my best sheet.

Oh my, that made me laugh out loud! Too funny!!

[DC Gal in VA]

2 minutes ago, String Theory said:

Dr. Now gets points for worrying about her cat.

She's creepy sounding when she says "just to see you smile Dr. Now is special to me"....... Dr. Now's not having any of her crap though.

I'm confused.......did  she not get bypass surgery yet.  Did he give her the balloon as a short term fix....can't keep it straight Dr. Now telling her she would be going to rehab hospital to lose her ""scooter" addiction and then learn to walk again.

Nope, no bypass surgery but she did get a balloon.

[Julyolo]

4 minutes ago, cmpbl said:

My dad has a scooter because he's 81 and can't walk very well and he has an orange vest on his. He rides his to walmart. 😁

My father in law fell asleep on his, hit some button, rolled down 12 steps and died from the injuries.

[Twopper]

3 minutes ago, sagittarius sue said:

A new handy acronym!

I missed that   Would someone translate.   I can't keep up with anything tonight.

[cmpbl]

I still don't think she'll be walking.

[Uuuugghh]

She’s so used to being a victim: she’s adopted, she was a big girl, etc. You put those calories in your face! Adoption doesn’t have to define you! You are in charge! 

[Wanda]

36 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Yeah, in MA it was beautiful. Now its back to grey, cold and rainy. Sigh.

I made a big pot of vegetable soup. I didn’t eat, but I made it.

[DC Gal in VA]

New game: What's her lymphedema gonna weigh?

My guess is 35 pounds!

Edited to add: I will stick with my guess but after just seeing Dr. Now lift it up, I might be too low

Edited May 30, 2019 by DC Gal in VA
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