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1 hour ago, ethalfrida said:

Andrea said, in her first season, that Lamar wasn't the father and it was just that they had formed a special bond.

Maybe because he was still on parole.  There is probably a law against a visitor accessing unapproved areas of the prison and/or having  sex with an inmate.   Maybe she could be charged as she has admitted the conduct on national tv.

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On 1/3/2020 at 7:19 PM, Spike said:

There are Turkish beekeepers available.  Sorry for the show cross-pollination.

I just saw what you did there.  You're so quick witted.  LOL!  Cross pollination.  😂🤣😂🤣

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I jump on the FF machine when Tony and Angela come on. She is a desperate moron who deserves whatever she gets. 

Brittany and Marcellino are a snoozefest. I agree with @Neurochick that they will manufacture drama to stay relevant. 100%

Andrea and Lamar used to be a hoot to watch but zzzzzz. What was up with the ridiculously overreacting , "TELL ME NOW!!!!!" Dramatic much? Her revelation that the youngest kid is his just fell flat to me. She went on and on in the first episodes of season 1 that premarital sex was out of the question. Who could ever forget them going through the car wash. Oh God, I need a shower.  Now we're supposed to believe that Miss Righteous No Premarital Sex paid to get it on in a closet in the prison? What?

Haha. Sarah, "It's been hard on me." Um, who made it that way by having kids with a lowlife, genius? "Michael doesn't contribute to the girls." Um, who made it that way by sleeping with a low life, genius? She signed up for a lifetime of instability, drama and misery. Congrats, you idiot. The only ones I feel sorry for are her kids who do not deserve this.

So for younger people in relationships: Is it a thing that if you are having issues with your significant other that the way to handle it is to go out to dinner with them and bring a friend or two to grill them and nail them to the wall? It seems to occur frequently on many couples related reality shows. This dude throwing questions at Michael was just another example of that. I can't stand Michael but I'd have told the guy to fuck off. You handle your own relationship problems. You don't bring a hired gun to a lunch/dinner/whatever for the purpose of a confrontation. You do the confronting yourself. I thought it was infantile of this guy to demand answers to something he's not part of.  

Yeah, Shane's ready to be a father. Uh huh. 

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My favorite Youtuber for recaps.  She does 90 Fiance too.

If you like this recap, I really enjoyed her recaps during the Scott and Lizzie and Clint and Tracie season.  It's worth a look if you're interested.

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On 12/28/2019 at 8:56 PM, RealReality said:

I think it shows that he was just as committed to her vision of a family ranch in Texas.....with kids made off of baggie sperm.

Josh is a fool, but he was the smartest of the bunch.  I bet he gave her a bag of old sperm or microwaved sperm. 

Don't forget Josh's unparalleled sweet talk! He called Cheryl "Turdburglar"! Swoon.

On 1/3/2020 at 9:29 PM, Maybeitsme said:

She is the bad girl of the group, she did try and kidnap Lamar after all and she has blown up this sip and see. She's House Wife material I tell ya

The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Coming soon!

On 1/3/2020 at 10:59 PM, RealReality said:

I'm always trying to offload zieds soccer friend.  That guy would worship the ground Angela walks on. 

Somehow I have a feeling Angela wants no truck with any Muslims. Just a hunch.

On 1/3/2020 at 11:51 PM, PityFree said:

 This is been bothering me all night but we really need to work on our educational system if someone can be an adult, get married, and not know what an embryo is. You definitely should be prohibited from fathering some skank’s 4th kid if you don’t know what an embryo is.

OK, this made me snort very unattractively.

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On 1/3/2020 at 7:22 PM, kacesq said:

Look Andrea is about to make someone else’s Sip N See all about her! What were the odds?

 

I think I would rather stick a fork in my eye than attend a mormon sip n see. Nothing says class like a good old fashion game of beer pong to me, not some crafting crap.

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1 hour ago, Mahamid Frauded Me said:

I think I would rather stick a fork in my eye than attend a mormon sip n see. Nothing says class like a good old fashion game of beer pong to me, not some crafting crap.

It really looked.....not super fun, but they were drinking ginger ale and lemonade out of fancy plastic cups so THAT must have been something. 

I don't drink, but that party did not look like fun.  Maybe Andrea did them a favor.  I mean crafting may not be your thing, but crafting and expressing outrage over this freshly spilt Mormon tea??? Thank you and please hand me the popsicle sticks or the pattern scissors. 

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On 1/5/2020 at 6:04 PM, toodles said:

My favorite Youtuber for recaps.  She does 90 Fiance too.

If you like this recap, I really enjoyed her recaps during the Scott and Lizzie and Clint and Tracie season.  It's worth a look if you're interested.

She is hilarious! I laughed at her calling Michael 'Forehead'- she's also a very talented mimic and her version of 'Lacey-speak' is spot-on. 

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1 hour ago, sempervivum said:

She is hilarious! I laughed at her calling Michael 'Forehead'- she's also a very talented mimic and her version of 'Lacey-speak' is spot-on. 

Even Megan’s friend was mocking the forehead.

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Hope we get to see the goddess tonight

I can't stand Michael/Meghan and his extra chic on the phone  and his somewhat divorced wife with two small children.  They all deserve each other 

Glad Lamar left that crazy woman.  Exactly how long has she been Mormon? Because something doesn't add up...

Don't care about the porn couple  they're just looking for publicity.  No way she wants another kid(with him at least) what a waste,  the both of them

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Lacey can not wait for this all to blow up!!

3 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

does Lacy not have custody of her children? why does her father always have them?

Not sure, I mean she said she loves being a mother last week, so....

2 minutes ago, PityFree said:

That house  is going to smell like cigarette smoke, whiskey, and Shane’s asshole in less than a week. Poor kids.

Pffft as if they are going to be living there....

The real victims are Lacey and Shane's neighbors who don't have sound proofing.

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Just now, goofygirl said:

Oh goodie, Forehead meets Big Daddy Megan!

The most annoying part of that preview is Sarah acting tuff with her poor friend when you know she isn't doing shit and will absolutely let Michael back in 

Shot seven times in the foot.  People need to hit the range.

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2 minutes ago, RealReality said:

Shot seven times in the foot.  People need to hit the range.

You know, I could get behind being shot one time in the foot...maybe twice. But after that, why isn't the person hopping on their un-shot foot yelling, "Stop shooting me in my damn foot please!"? 

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1 minute ago, RealReality said:

yes, Michael loves his daughters so much he can't be bothered to learn their names, support them or pick up their phone calls.

 Which reminds me: they really need to stop calling her Pretty Girl and start using her name. Why? I have a distant cousin who was called Little One instead of her name as a kid and it stuck and now she’s an adult named Little One. 

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7 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

Marcellino has an overinflated value of himself?? Naaa!  I'm shocked that the guy has a masters' degree inPublic Administration and hasn't been working for a City somewhere! he's 43 years old!  Gaaahh.

He needs to go to usajobs and get a nice Federal job. With a masters and his military background, he could make good money. He might h to move from Las Vegas, though.

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