S04.E01: After The Dust Settles

[JustDuckie]

Elizabeth's sister Becky (no kids, but still an expert) looks sooo familiar to me. 

Edited April 29, 2019 by JustDuckie
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[sainte-chapelle]

Also..from what I hear Litzy's sisters married older men wtih cash money...Those bitches are talking shit about Andrei unable to find work? Guess what? As an immigrant good paying jobs are hard to find..not all of us marry into a family where hubby is easily able to find a high paying job due to family connections.

[Ellie Godfrey]

STFU Pao. You're always such a victim.

[Armchair Critic]

Pedro is another one who should have been a fling and not somebody you bring to the States and marry.

[sainte-chapelle]

Pao...Russ family watched you and Juan treat Russ like trash on national TV..now you are playing victim and wanting support? Where is drunk bloated trashy Juan? She can jump off the London bridge with this shit.

Edited May 2, 2019 by sainte-chapelle

[JustDuckie]

On her best day, Pedro is smarter than Chantal.

What a dim bulb.

[hoosiermom]

These people are horrid to each other.

Edited April 29, 2019 by hoosiermom

[Frozendiva]

Codependency is ugly.

[magemaud]

“Larissa, your charming handsome amazing husband is here...” 

edited to add: The sad thing is that Colt believes this about himself

Edited April 29, 2019 by magemaud

[JustDuckie]

Coltee is dangerously close to having manboobs. 

[magemaud]

Chantal’s and Ashley’s boobs look bigger this season and SO DO COLT’S! 

[sainte-chapelle]

Truth bomb from Larissa, "it was never you and me our marriage was you, me and Debbie"

[Armchair Critic]

What the...... and now the 3rd hour is another review show?

[JustDuckie]

Pillow Talk = more craziness!

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Armchair Critic said:

What the...... and now the 3rd hour is another review show?

They are exploiting us now, too bad tlc I’m not watching another rehash.....but Danyell and Larry lol

[Frozendiva]

The preview seems to show Debbie and Coltee in a very different light.

[Angry Moldovan]

It’s actually new, well to me anyway.

[sainte-chapelle]

7 minutes ago, JustDuckie said:

Coltee is dangerously close to having manboobs. 

Too late...the man boobs have arrived 

[Ellie Godfrey]

David waddles. Annie picked a loser. An old loser.

[Ellie Godfrey]

Fernanda got her bigger boobs before she even got here.

[Elizzikra]

If they could knock it off with the A Dog’s Journey commercials I’d appreciate it. That would just be a huge tearjerker of a movie for me and I need to stay far away.

[Armchair Critic]

I wish I had Molly's confidence, she is homely and her voice is grating yet she seems to think she is all that. But then again that goes for most of the people on these shows...

[RichiesOlderBro]

Had company over, just now tuning in.  

I have missed the snark!

[jackjill89]

Watching this show -- it's like Groundhogs Day with all these couples. Same fights over and over and over. 

My takeaway from this all? Never import.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Tarik is back!  I sure hope we get another 8 hour church service  

[Ellie Godfrey]

1 minute ago, jackjill89 said:

Watching this show -- it's like Groundhogs Day with all these couples. Same fights over and over and over. 

My takeaway from this all? Never import.

I dated a Brit. He had been married twice. Wife #1 was a Brit. They divorced. Wife #2 was a green card scam. He wanted to make me #3 because I own a house and have a job and he was in need of a flop. I declined. It wasn't long before he found #3. I won. He was a psychopath.

[SevenCostanza]

1 hour ago, hoosiermom said:

Just tuned in. Chantal’s boobs look bigger.

Yup I said the same thing.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Didn’t Molly sneak off and marry Luis?

Why did she need a wedding dress anyhow?

[Angry Moldovan]

I forgot how much Fernface whines! Ughhhh

[JustDuckie]

Fernanda acts every bit a 20 year old. It would be exhausting to be in her orbit.

[HappyDancex2]

Trying to catch up....boy what have I missed?

David has gained a lot of weight.   Annie is definitely part of the reality show element if she is staying with him in that storage apartment.   She has time to dye her hair red.   And her English isn't great for someone who goes to ESL classes.   Ask for a refund.

David needs a stylist.   Why is he wearing a turtleneck?  So tight.

Did everyone's boobs get bigger?  Molly's filled my entire big screen TV.

[RichiesOlderBro]

David & Annie are still having boom boom time at the self storage !

[RichiesOlderBro]

Why is Tarik wearing gloves inside?

[Elizzikra]

4 minutes ago, HappyDancex2 said:

Did everyone's boobs get bigger?

Nope - mine are still the same size.

[HappyDancex2]

I didn't even recognize Tarik.   Is it the facial hair?   He looks very different.  I can't believe it's been a year since they got engaged.  She doesn't want to get married to him right?

Plus he was wearing a plaid print hat.  I see you Plaid Tarik.

Loved that we got the reminder of his Round the Way Gurrrrrrrrrrrrl super inventive rap lyrics LOL.   Yes Tarik the editors hate you.  

[JustDuckie]

Tarik's brother is a trouble-making, shit-stirring loser who is jealous of Tarik and is trying his best to break them up. He is toxic.

[Frozendiva]

I didn't watch the third hour.

[Adeejay]

No!  I just heard Pedro say, "Chantel's family".  His English has improved.  No more, "Family Chantel."

[HappyDancex2]

Fernanda is quite the snake.  She groomed him hook line and sinker LOL.   What an idiot.  All she is doing is complaining about things she knew was going to happen and things he absolutely can't change.

Just now, Adeejay said:

No!  I just heard Pedro say, "Chantel's family".  His English has improved.  No more, "Family Chantel."

A little reality TV part of me dies.

10 minutes ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

David & Annie are still having boom boom time at the self storage !

I'm having popcorn for dinner.   If you ever wondered if you could reflux popcorn the answer is yes.

[sagittarius sue]

3 hours ago, hoosiermom said:

Why is this show 3 hours? That is way beyond my attention span!

I noticed yesterday that it was on demand so I watched some last night and then today.  It didn't have any commercials and was only about 90 minutes.

Edited April 29, 2019 by sagittarius sue
Now I see that it didn't include the 3rd hour.

[sagittarius sue]

3 hours ago, Suzywriter said:

She's dumb enough for me to wonder if she is developmentally disabled. She has absolutely no sense. 

She acts like a very young child with her demands that she should get (PDAs, etc.) what she wants.

[magemaud]

1 hour ago, Adeejay said:

 I just heard Pedro say, "Chantel's family".  His English has improved.  No more, "Family Chantel.

I noticed Chantel and Pedro only spoke English to each other. 

[magemaud]

1 hour ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

Didn’t Molly sneak off and marry Luis?

Why did she need a wedding dress anyhow?

Molly had “always dreamed of being a bride” and we were subjected to the obligatory “Say Yes to the Dress” shopping scene. She still intended to have a big wedding and reception even though she and Luis were secretly married at the courthouse early in the 90 days process. 

[Lizzing]

Further proof Fernanda is dim beyond the inexperience of youth: Mexico does indeed get hurricanes, and bad ones at that.  

I'm actually glad that a bunch of these couples are seemingly going to call it quits; it is a far better outcome than the multiple years of hatefests going on between Pedro/Chantal and Pao/Russ.  Now, if TLC would also cut them loose and quit finding out where they are now.  Does anyone even care what Danielle is up to?  I never saw her first run, but TLC's proclivity to keep dragging her on screen seems almost exploitative to someone with a less than average IQ.

[endure]

This is pretty ridiculous ~ half of these couples aren't even together anymore!

[endure]

2 hours ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

Why is Tarik wearing gloves inside?

Who knows and why was that woman with the weird voice wearing that dirty looking black big black toque in the house?

[Kangatush]

Hello my people, I have missed you.

I'm actually pleasantly surprised at the lack of re-cap footage in this show.  They have the same issues, but the footage is new.

And the third hour shown last week is actually a different show.  Where are they now?, available online now in it's entirety.  That show is Fernanda and who's his face, David and Annie, Molly, Loren and Alexi, Tarik and gold digger, Danielle, Rachael and Jon, Larry and Jenny, Alan and Kirlyam, Kyle and Noon, and Asuelu and Kalani.  They are not part of the Happily Ever After cast.

We'll get it figured out.

[Desert Rat]

5 hours ago, AussieBabe said:

Nicole looks like a Twinkie with the yellow and white hair.

Like they say, you are what you eat!

[Dance4Life]

Debbie and Larissa should team up and kick ColTee to the curb.

Larissa has been to jail like 2-3 times and Debbie watches cartoons all day. 

Colt stood around with ......poor me....‘FML Face’ .....the entire episode.

 Fuk him! He is the problem.

I wonder if Molly has any old bras around she can donate to Colt. 

[mamadrama]

4 hours ago, jackjill89 said:

Watching this show -- it's like Groundhogs Day with all these couples. Same fights over and over and over. 

My takeaway from this all? Never import.

I imported mine from England. Most of us have pretty normal, boring marriages. Where these dufuses went wrong was trying to marry what should've been a vacation fling at best.