S07.E15: Angela's Story LIVE CHAT

[poeticlicensed]

Wait they only drove 4 hours?

[JudgeyMcJudgyPants]

Honey your legs haven’t gone together since 1999.

[Splashes]

3 minutes ago, CheeseBurgh said:

It seems like a disproportionate number of Dr. Now’s patients come from Ohio.

Ohio is such a shitty state that more people eat themselves to death. Just like the plurality of astronauts come from ohio because they want to get away from it.

[Wanda]

Maybe she wouldn’t feel 100 lbs heavier and lousy if she’d stop eating crap food nonstop in the car

[ams1001]

"I don't feel good." As she shoves some fried thing in her mouth.

And you feel like your legs won't go together? Your legs probably haven't gone together in years.

[Callaphera]

Well, of course you don't need to stop every hour for drive-thru food if you buy out a 7-11 before you take off. Honey buns and Mountain Dew for everybody Angela 'cause fuck Eric.

[DC Gal in VA]

Aww, she's a delicate flower cutting up her ginormous burger with a plastic knife and fork.

[Guest]

"I feel like my legs don't go together."

Lady! They haven't "gone together" since minute one of this show.

[Snarkastikate]

Eric's on oxygen too?  WTF. 

Get me some pork chops, pronto Eric!!!

[umgoblue]

Eric is a saint...I would love to think that I had someone in my life who would drop everything and help me in this way...and this is coming from someone who hasn't pissed everyone in my world off and doesn't have an overwhelming majority of people sick of me.

They didn't get very far.

[Kid]

Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch.  Do nothing but bitch.

[Lizz]

The hell, is Eric on oxygen too?!  

“My legs won’t go together.”  

[Gbb]

“I feel bitchy”

[nytonc]

OMG complain complain whine whine whine 

[Pepper Mostly]

8 minutes ago, preciousperfect said:

I wish someone would drive me around in a van where I can just lay on the floor with blankets. Is that wrong?

My dream life is lying around covered in blankets. I'm in bed, covered with blankets right now. If that's wrong I don't want to be right.

[umgoblue]

She is going to try to not be bitchy to Eric? 

Bitch please, he should leave your ass on the side of the road!!!  WTF

[poeticlicensed]

She feels bitchy?! I feel bitchy watching her bitch, bitch!

Edited April 11, 2019 by poeticlicensed

[Wanda]

Her stomach is swollen. Dr Now is gonna love this one.

[ams1001]

Put something - anything - on your damn feet!

[Barb23]

2 minutes ago, String Theory said:

How sweet - she and Eric have matching nasal cannula's for their oxygen!

His looks cleaner.

[Guest]

So, is she dying? I'm unclear since she's only mentioned it 1,000 times already.

[Caoimhe]

1 minute ago, Kid said:

Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch.  Do nothing but bitch.

It's what she does second best!  Best being eating of course.

[Suzywriter]

The legs splayed apart position drives me bananas. They sit like giant 9-month-olds.

[mmecorday]

I'm going to say 748.

[Deevee45]

I say 678 lbs

[Callaphera]

"I feel like she could use one of those step-walker-things."

Poor, sweet, dim Eric. RUUUUUNNNNN!

[Splashes]

Yeah thats probably anxiety. And not you actually dying.

[ShortyMac]

"I seen..."

Makes me stabby.

[preciousperfect]

Pee in the bathtub. Problem solved. 

Edited April 11, 2019 by preciousperfect

[ams1001]

Shorter Angela: WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE

[Minivanessa]

OMG. We are forty-five whining minutes into this show and she hasn't even made it to Dr. Now's office yet. 

[preciousperfect]

Put me down for 683!

[Guest]

OMG this episode is TORTURING ME with all the WHINING.

I'm sorry that your blankets were "tucked into your folds." A "handicapped" room is not meant to cover that!

[Callaphera]

Just now, preciousperfect said:

Pee is the bathtub. Problem solved. 

Right? And if you do it while you're showering, you're just saving water!

[Kid]

Somebody, please, shut her the fuck up!!!

[Splashes]

Oh my god her body shape is horrendous. And she is such a bitch. I think we will finally get the banter we want.

[JudgeyMcJudgyPants]

Mr. Judgey-  You got sweaty balls there, honey?

[Caoimhe]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

My dream life is lying around covered in blankets. I'm in bed, covered with blankets right now. If that's wrong I don't want to be right.

Me too!

[hoosiermom]

I heard committing suicide in Ohio is redundant.

[umgoblue]

I am not a hotel manager, but I play one on TV...

Dear Holiday Inn,

Please, please, please find her stankin' ass a shower! 

Thanks,

From all involved.

[Suzywriter]

The outrage in her voice because they need to change rooms!

[Minivanessa]

Just now, JudgeyMcJudgyPants said:

Mr. Judgey-  You got sweaty balls there, honey?

I am dying here. Mr. Judgey rocks. 🤣

[Splashes]

Just now, hoosiermom said:

I heard committing suicide in Ohio is redundant.

Some say its a step up from living in Ohio.

[ams1001]

18 minutes ago, String Theory said:

Eric is a sucker.

"You came quick"  - you can't make this stuff up.

I would have loved it when she said "you smell good" to him and he would have said a Big Mac.  

Well, when she asked what he was wearing he said "your favorite"...he didn't say what her favorite was...

[MsVixen]

688 on the hoof......

[cmpbl]

I bet she didn't tell Dr. Now she was riding in the back of mini van to get there.

[steff13]

Angela lives in the same county as me.  Which I'm pretty excited about, because I have a bit of a crush on Christopher.  

[Gbb]

I’m going with 685. She doesn’t seem that tall. 

[String Theory]

This is speculation on my behalf, but I think the blurred out license plate is yellow.  In Ohio, those are known as "party plates" - they issue these if you've had more than one DUI's - and your only supposed to drive the vehicle to work and home......... 

For someone who is so stressed about being clean, with all those folds.....there's no way.

Meltdown over no handicap bathroom?   That would be it for me........I'd leave her sorry ass to flounder in the bathroom.

[mmecorday]

I wish I looked like all the women on that Revlon commercial.