S09.E01: Lucy Lucy Apple Juicy

[KungFuBunny]

Erika is excited when Lisa Rinna introduces actress Denise Richards to the group; Lisa Vanderpump struggles to come to terms with her grief after a personal tragedy; Dorit is concerned that Teddi will twist information about her family dog.

Airs 02/12/19 at 9:00 PM Eastern

[renatae]

I'm really not up for yet another gang up on LisaV. It's getting really old, especially because of the tragedy mentioned above. I don't think any of them have been through that. Sounds like they need some empathy.

And Brandi? Please. Even part time is too much.

I was excited that BH is back, but that stuff has really put a damper on it for me.

Edited February 10, 2019 by renatae

[heatherchandler]

On 2/10/2019 at 12:09 AM, renatae said:

I'm really not up for yet another gang up on LisaV. It's getting really old, especially because of the tragedy mentioned above. I don't think any of them have been through that. Sounds like they need some empathy.

And Brandi? Please. Even part time is too much.

I was excited that BH is back, but that stuff has really put a damper on it for me.

I am of the opposite mind - I am HERE for the Lisa gang up (I hate them all but she really irritates me).  I actually love Brandi.

[nexxie]

imo it’s high time LVP is called on her shit - and I have to think it’s deserved, since even Kyle has finally unstuck her lips from Lisa’s ass.

[charming]

They've tried this for several seasons and it always falls flat because they are guilty of everything they accuse her of. They are all being manipulative to some degree, they all try to craft an image, they all try to best one another. She's just better at it and more popular than them. They hate her for it.

[KungFuBunny]

I'm excited that BH is back tonight. NJ is boring this season. I have different expectations for each franchise.

BH I watch mainly to see what the women spend their money on - for the most part these ladies have money to spend and I love to see the places they travel.

I also watched enough BH to know these ladies will focus on one fight for the entire season. They'll bitch behind each others backs and this will not be a fight where they will get up in each others faces like NY.

Is the main fight going to be about the dog Dorit got from the VanderPeptoBismol Pet store?

[dosodog]

Spoiler

Maybe.  Or maybe it's about LVP planting stories to make herself look good.  

There's stuff all over the internet.  I'm not sure if it's the 1st dog Dorit removed from her house.  Or the 2nd dog--some stories refer to 2 different dogs rehomed.

Denise Richards has a friend who says her friend had one of the dogs originally and LVP knew the dog was a biter.

They say LVP put in stories that made Dorit look bad, but would stand up for her publicly to make herself look good. 

Dosodog is firmly Team Puppies. 

I'm not sure what is okay to post.  I don't even know what's true, not true, completely made up.

But it sounds like the LVP haters are going to have the best season ever!

[KungFuBunny]

3 hours ago, dosodog said:

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Maybe.  Or maybe it's about LVP planting stories to make herself look good.  

There's stuff all over the internet.  I'm not sure if it's the 1st dog Dorit removed from her house.  Or the 2nd dog--some stories refer to 2 different dogs rehomed.

Denise Richards has a friend who says her friend had one of the dogs originally and LVP knew the dog was a biter.

They say LVP put in stories that made Dorit look bad, but would stand up for her publicly to make herself look good. 

Dosodog is firmly Team Puppies. 

I'm not sure what is okay to post.  I don't even know what's true, not true, completely made up.

But it sounds like the LVP haters are going to have the best season ever!

I'm team puppies too dosodog.

[AnnA]

Team Puppies here too!

[Door County Cherry]

MOD NOTE

This thread is for tonight's episode only.  Take spoiler and spec to the spoiler thread.

[Straycat80]

I’m so glad this franchise is back. And starting out with a bang here, Lisa and Ken screaming at Kyle. Hmm. 

[SweetieDarling]

Goat yoga?

I don't do yoga, but aren't you supposed to focus? I guess it takes some awesome kind of focus to be able to do yoga effectively while a goat jumps on your back, but, seriously?

[Straycat80]

I do yoga and there’s no way I’d let a goat jump all over me. And what if they did their business on you? Hell to the no! 

[nexxie]

“A cry for help that went horribly wrong” - or maybe it went the way he meant it to go. Sad, either way.

[sunshine23]

Goat yoga is a thing here in CT and I'd do it, but I'm too lazy. I am watching this episode, then realized why I normally watch it after I've dvr'd it; to FF through any and all Lisa Rinna scenes, especially when they involve the Hamlin spawn. Team LVP and puppies.

[Pickles]

Lisa Rinna looks skinnier than ever. I suppose her daughters will be fixtures on the show. Ugh.  Kyle looks different. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Dorit comes on and I check out .....crickets .......waiting for her scene to end 

[KungFuBunny]

10 minutes ago, SweetieDarling said:

Goat yoga?

I don't do yoga, but aren't you supposed to focus? I guess it takes some awesome kind of focus to be able to do yoga effectively while a goat jumps on your back, but, seriously?

8 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

I do yoga and there’s no way I’d let a goat jump all over me. And what if they did their business on you? Hell to the no! 

I saw this "goat yoga" on Basketball Wives LA. The goat did poop and pee on the mats. One did while on the back of one of the wives - came out like Skittles

Gah!

[sunshine23]

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Dorit comes on and I check out .....crickets .......waiting for her scene to end 

The ultimate wanna-be; she even copies Kyle's getting robbed. Can this woman not do anything original? Oh wait, I have the answer...no!

[itsadryheat]

Dorit continues to be tough to watch. Oh, she got robbed too, purses, ahhh ok, Dorit. Had get back my spirituality back, so I went to Utah and climbed a rock. For my kids.

 As she shares this horrific experience with EJ, she frickin' chuckles 

Arrrrrgh

Edited February 13, 2019 by itsadryheat
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[Keywestclubkid]

Why would her employee bring this up out of nowhere on his own? 

[KungFuBunny]

Was it editing?

It looked like LVP was mad at Kyle about the Lucy discussion but it wasn't Kyle who kept bringing up the subject

[nexxie]

17 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

I do yoga and there’s no way I’d let a goat jump all over me. And what if they did their business on you? Hell to the no! 

Plus, that one goat was a butt sniffer!

[sunshine23]

Doesn't common sense say bring the dog back to VDP Dogs? I don't blame them for being upset. A dog is not an accessory like a Birken Dorit. Also, in the scene at VDP Dogs Kyle fit right in...as a bitch. So self important!

[sunshine23]

Rinna needs to be on Botched for those boobs.

[dosodog]

I think LVP has been dumped by Kyle and replaced with Teddi.

Edited February 13, 2019 by dosodog

[Straycat80]

I don’t blame Dorito for returning a biting dog but she should have returned it to Lisa’s.  

Denise Richards looks great. I hope they don’t keep bringing up Charlie Sheen. Never mind, they’ve already started to. 

[KungFuBunny]

8 minutes ago, nexxie said:

Plus, that one goat was a butt sniffer!

I did crack up when it's hoof went into the butt crack of one of them

[njbchlover]

Is Dorit planning to out-logo Erika this season?  Those sweatpants and belt bag?  I love the purse, but the Gucci logos all over the pants??  Ugly!  

I'm surprised she's not wearing the GG logo on her shoes, as well!  

Edited February 13, 2019 by njbchlover

[CSunshine76]

11 minutes ago, sunshine23 said:

Doesn't common sense say bring the dog back to VDP Dogs? I don't blame them for being upset. A dog is not an accessory like a Birken Dorit. Also, in the scene at VDP Dogs Kyle fit right in...as a bitch. So self important!

Not to mention, Dorit likely agreed to that with the adoption paperwork when she got the dog.  I have a rescue and that was a stipulation I agreed to  in my adoption contract...I return the dog to the rescue if needed.  Of course, my little sweetie isn’t ever leaving my side.

Dorit handled it wrongly, regardless of the reason for not keeping the dog.

Edited February 13, 2019 by CSunshine76
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[njbchlover]

2 minutes ago, njbchlover said:

Is Dorit planning to out-logo Erika this season?  Those sweatpants and belt bag?  I love the purse, but the Gucci logos all over the pants??  Ugly!  

I'm surprised she's not wearing the GG logo on her shoes, as well!  

And, again, another scene with an overabundance of Gucci!!!  

[Keywestclubkid]

She is throwing “John” under the bus for bringing up the dog situation on his “own”....there is her scapegoat to escape blame  Lisa is a sneak good god 

Edited February 13, 2019 by Keywestclubkid

[Deputy Deputy CoS]

Everyone is projecting to LisaV whom instead of being angry with Dorit over the dog, is giving her the benefit of the doubt. That is what a friend does. Take their word for it, even though Dorit's story doesn't necessarily pass the sniff test. 

Kyle could learn the lesson. You give your friends the benefit of the doubt. When they say they haven't done something and swear it on their damn kids, believe them! You shouldn't be friends with anyone whose word you don't believe even if they are swearing on their kids. 

Edited February 13, 2019 by Deputy Deputy CoS

[rideashire]

Dorit should have taken the dog back to LVP instead of trying to rehome it herself, which she probably only did because she wanted to avoid telling Lisa she wasn't keeping it for as long as she could.

But, if the dog bit someone in the FACE, which is looks like she did to PK then I sure hope Lisa plans on doing the right thing and not adopting her out to another unsuspecting family that's also going to get bit in the face. That wouldn't be responsible either. Rescues that adopt out biters aren't doing anyone any favors, not the people and not the dogs.

Edited February 13, 2019 by rideashire

[nexxie]

LVP was totally shit stirring telling Dorit that Teddi was talking.

[Straycat80]

I hope they don’t harp on Lucygate all season long like they did on pantygate a couple seasons back.

So much cleavage in this episode! Did Rinna get hers made bigger? 

Edited February 13, 2019 by Straycat80

[CSunshine76]

Did Dorit forget the rest of her top? It’s a family pool party, and that’s the swimsuit she chooses? 

[sunshine23]

Dorit's bathing suit top looks like a poorly fitting band aid. Maybe she and Rinna can get a twofer deal on breast reduction on Botched, but with their lack of fan base, they probably wouldn't be booked since people would FF through it.

[SnarkAttack]

Teddi"s son has a lot of hair.

Dorit's boobs are front and center again. 

Kyle's eyes look tired.  She needs to stop playing with her hair, although I do like it shorter like that.

Please don't let the dog storyline run all season like Dorit wants it to.

[FlyingEgret]

That bikini top was not doing Dorit's boobs or her swimwear line any favors...

[sunshine23]

19 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

I don’t blame Dorito for returning a biting dog but she should have returned it to Lisa’s.  

Denise Richards looks great. I hope they don’t keep bringing up Charlie Sheen. Never mind, they’ve already started to. 

Let's face it, her connection to Charlie is Denise's real claim to fame.

[Deputy Deputy CoS]

3 minutes ago, nexxie said:

LVP was totally shit stirring telling Dorit that Teddi was talking.

Dorit specifically asked her a question. 

[JD5166]

I will always be on the side that Dorit is not. How on earth does PK show up at dinner in his stretched out T-shirt. He is so gross. 

[Alonzo Mosely FBI]

Goats shit EVERYWHERE, continuously. Gross gross gross. But such a novelty BH thing to do. Probably a hundred bucks per person for that class! 

I cannot believe Kyle cut her hair before LVP. Kyle looks great with the haircut. 

LVP loves to play cat and mouse with Kyle. Kyle however,  is a teenager.  LVP is a mess cuz of her brother and Kyle is not capable of being a good friend. It all about Kyle’s stuck on witch mountain emotional age. 

I LOVE Denise . She is HOT and crazy.  Crazy In A Good Way. She is effortlessly natural and sexy I was cracking up when Dorit showed up at Rinnas in that completely thirsty overdone outfit and crimped hair. Dorit you are NO Denise Richards, girl, back it up. 

Doritos  dog left  VDP dogs with a CONTRACT saying the dog could not be rehomed by Dorito it had to go back to VDP dogs, this did not work out well when Ellen Degeneres did it, rehoming her shelter dog years back. I lost ALL respect for Ellen when she cried crocodile tears and tried to play all innocent . Dorito is too stupid to know how it works and Lisa knows Dorito is too stupid and Lisa doesn’t want to deal with dumb Doritos low IQ while Lisa is grieving so she is choosing to forgive her.  Teddi knows how bad it is too because people do this with horses ALL the time. And Teddi is a horse girl. What Dorito did is BAD for Lisa’s shelter efforts and undermines VDP Dogs reputation . Lisa set down PK and Dorito PERFECTLY. Spot on. 

PK in his floppy man tits t shirt at dinner. Dorito with one boob just one,oozing out of her bandeau top. Gawd I hate those dummy posers. 

Edited February 13, 2019 by Alonzo Mosely FBI

[whydoievencare]

Another season of Dorit denying she's done anything wrong and singling out a scapegoat who supposedly talked about her as a way to deflect attention from her actions.  Doesn't she have any other tricks?  Same with Kyle - she wants to be Lisa's bestest friend.  Both Lisa and Kyle can be shitty with each other but Kyle seems to get her knickers in a twist at random moments - she demands Lisa back her up at all times but doesn't do the same for Lisa.  

Edited February 13, 2019 by whydoievencare

[SnarkAttack]

Kyle looked great in the hat at the beginning.

[nexxie]

9 minutes ago, Deputy Deputy CoS said:

Dorit specifically asked her a question. 

Because LVP said people at the shop were talking.

[itsadryheat]

Ericka likes hugging this season?

[SnarkAttack]

11 minutes ago, JD5166 said:

I will always be on the side that Dorit is not. How on earth does PK show up at dinner in his stretched out T-shirt. He is so gross. 

I immediately thought of the Downy commercial!

[Alonzo Mosely FBI]

12 minutes ago, sunshine23 said:

Let's face it, her connection to Charlie is Denise's real claim to fame.

I have to disagree, that scene in Wild Things is for sure Denise’s claim to fame ! Far surpasses Charlie !