Jenelle: Birther Of 3, Mother To None

[Jennifersdc]

16 hours ago, Stusan said:

Goat rodeo!!!!

???

Goat rodeo was awesome. I still use it. From my user name you can guess I’m in DC and watched that shitshow (RHDC). Even funnier is that I had a boss before it aired who liked to call things a “goat screw”. 

But the award goes to Melissa Gorga from RHNJ in her first season (when she acted she was all pious and shit). She really deserves a Reality TV Hall of Fame award for introducing Sweet Baby Jesus into our vernacular. Thank Sweet Baby Jesus I haven’t watched that show in years. 

[CaliforniaLove]

5 hours ago, druzy said:

Because they are in a junkyard/meth lab?

Chopper!...SICK BALLS!!!!!!

[druzy]

Jenelle's doctors fired her.

Edited November 17, 2018 by druzy

[BitterApple]

Jenelle is so full of shit. I guarantee one missed appointment wasn't the reason she was terminated as a patient.

Edited November 17, 2018 by BitterApple

[LBS]

I’m guessing the plethora of pill bottles had nothing to do it.

[FairyDusted]

2 hours ago, druzy said:

Jenelle's doctors fired her.

She's just writing up everybody for shits and giggles. It takes more than a missed appointment. Most will just charge you 25 bucks for a simple missed appointment. She messed up seriously to be banned.

[druzy]

On 11/14/2018 at 7:09 PM, FairyDusted said:

Crossing the country for any drug is insane! They ran out of hook ups that want to deal with these DumbFucks. I'm an old lady and I'm sure I could score whatever if I wanted to. Even living here a neighborhood full of other retired folks. 

Keefer won't even deal to them.

You called it @FairyDusted. Not only do the dealers not want to deal with them, the doctors refuse to as well. 

Edited November 17, 2018 by druzy

[DangerousMinds]

[FairyDusted]

50 minutes ago, druzy said:

You called it @FairyDusted. Not only do the dealers not want to deal with them, the doctors refuse to as well. 

I bet she got caught doctor shopping. For all her saving lives career she should know the pharamacies are all cross checking for scripts. She can’t even do drugs right.

45 minutes ago, DangerousMinds said:

BAM

[DangerousMinds]

2 hours ago, FairyDusted said:

She's just writing up everybody for shits and giggles. It takes more than a missed appointment. Most will just charge you 25 bucks for a simple missed appointment. She messed up seriously to be banned.

Are these Yelp reviews?

[toodywoody]

On 11/15/2018 at 8:12 PM, Mkay said:

Just because she’s in Texas doesn’t mean she has to wear cowboy boots.  I haven’t worn any in more than 25 yrs.  She was in Amarillo.  Wonder what route she will take. Now I can “run” into her. 

Damn it, she should have come to Lubbock so I could 'accidently' run her off the road. Let's see her pull a gun here.

[KittyKat133]

Hahhhwhhh 

she didn’t get “fired” from her doctors office for missing an appt. she was dr. Shopping that moron! They don’t ban you from EVERY dr. In the practice for missing an appt, do you think we arecthst stupid ? Plus you’re impromtu drug run, I mean road trip, doesn’t make it obvious at all ::sarcasm::

In ny they have had laws in place for a long long time, no one gets away with that shit. I’m surprised it took them so long. 

If you look back, you see that two months before that she wrote a yelp complaining about the front desk and another dr, there, 

[druzy]

She's explaining way too much about why she flew to California and drove home instead of flying. What a schmuck.

Edited November 17, 2018 by druzy

[guilfoyleatpp]

Why can't she fly now? Is she on the homeland security no fly list because of UBT?

 

Or is it the molecules that follow her around also obscure the pilot's eyes? 

Edited November 17, 2018 by guilfoyleatpp

[lovesnark]

1 hour ago, guilfoyleatpp said:

Why can't she fly now? Is she on the homeland security no fly list because of UBT?

 

Or is it the molecules that follow her around also obscure the pilot's eyes? 

That's what I want to know. They flew to CA and suddenly she can't  fly home because of health reasons? Bullshit. They either picked up a boatload of pills and coke or UBT did something that has to do with his need to carry a gun 24/7 that landed him on the no fly list. The next time she goes to St Thomas, she'll post that whatever fake health problem she used as this excuse was miraculously cured.

[geauxaway]

Can one of her health issues just kill her, FFS?  Is that too much to ask? She has more issues than most senior citizens.  

[FairyDusted]

Boy she is going all out to get ahead of getting busted and having an excuse! This is the set up. Poor Janelle she had no choice. 

[Christina87]

7 hours ago, guilfoyleatpp said:

Why can't she fly now? Is she on the homeland security no fly list because of UBT?

 

Or is it the molecules that follow her around also obscure the pilot's eyes? 

This comment just made my life!!! ^^^

[druzy]

 

Edited November 18, 2018 by druzy

[DangerousMinds]

If she were really sick, wouldn't a several,hour flight still be more tolerable than a days-long road trip? And stop calling it Cali, you moron.

[geauxaway]

Any “medical issues” that she has are self induced due her poor choices.  Including being abused by her husband and taking drugs.  Esophageal spasms???  Is that because you got kicked in the neck a few weeks ago? Do you mean heart burn or acid reflux?  And how does that preclude you from flying on an airplane????  Last year my boy came down with an ear infection on 12/26, and we had to take an hour flight home on 12/27.  It was torture,  I cried with him on the plane, but he is 10 and we survived.  

[Brooklynista]

If only he had taken two giant steps to the left.

[monicageller]

[HeySandyStrange]

43 minutes ago, monicageller said:

The last book this moron read was probably See Jane Run, so I think a library is lost on him.

[FlowerofCarnage]

Your heritage- being sent to die to protect the right of rich plantation owners to own other human beings.

Wish I could find that tweet where someone called Jenelle a "crackhead hypochondriac". Lol 

[Guest]

Yeah, future FBI-surveillance target David Eason is a real #rebel what with living off his wife's income solely derived from her notoriety for having gotten pregnant at 15 followed by more children from a variety of random drug-addicted baby daddies.  

That a strong wind did not blow that racist cretin off the rock is evidence of there being no god.

[alexa]

Can’t someone in twitter universe alert cops wherever they happen to be that they have a carload of drugs?

[druzy]

32 minutes ago, alexa said:

Can’t someone in twitter universe alert cops wherever they happen to be that they have a carload of drugs?

Unless they get pulled over and the drugs are visible, I think law enforcement needs probable cause or consent to search. 

[druzy]

Corey wants to fight David!

Edited November 18, 2018 by druzy

[FairyDusted]

36 minutes ago, druzy said:

Corey wants to fight David!

I'm all in on that! Hey Janelle is posting soccer photos on hers.....Says they are watching Jace playing soccer. Looked like old pics to me but I could be wrong. I don't know when the kids play.

[ghoulina]

So Jenelle just started posting about why they didn't fly home, BEFORE anyone knew or asked about it? Definitely sounds like she's hiding something. Those who over explain are the most obvious liars. 

I'm so glad she got banned for misusing her medications. Let the circle keep tightening. 

[lovesnark]

40 minutes ago, druzy said:

Corey wants to fight David!

It's too bad UBT only beats up women and children. I'd love to see him try to defend himself with nothing but his hands. Without his gun and buck knife, he'd run away screaming if he had to fight another man. I'd spring for Pay Per View for that!

Thinking about Jenelle being terminated from an entire medical group has me convinced she was seeing a chronic pain specialist and violated (probably more than once) the contract she signed. Before I started seeing a pain management doc, my family practice doctor prescribed my meds and he was part of a large medical group. The contract I signed stated very clearly that I would be dismissed from the entire group if I was found to be out of compliance. We all know Jenelle thinks she's above the rules the rest of the world adheres to. Missed appointments, asking for early refills and possibly failing the required UA are all reasons for termination. The appointment she missed was probably for a UA. They routinely screen to make sure you're taking your meds and not selling them and they also look for shit you're not supposed to be taking as well as street drugs. I can totally hear her calling people frantically saying she either lost her prescription, someone stole it, Kaiser flushed it, whatever and begging for a few pills to take so she would test positive for what she was supposed to. That would also explain how she passed the drug test when Doris wouldn't give Kaiser back. If she had a prescription for something, say xanax, a positive test for benzos wouldn't mean squat. 

[FairyDusted]

6 minutes ago, lovesnark said:

It's too bad UBT only beats up women and children. I'd love to see him try to defend himself with nothing but his hands. Without his gun and buck knife, he'd run away screaming if he had to fight another man. I'd spring for Pay Per View for that!

Thinking about Jenelle being terminated from an entire medical group has me convinced she was seeing a chronic pain specialist and violated (probably more than once) the contract she signed. Before I started seeing a pain management doc, my family practice doctor prescribed my meds and he was part of a large medical group. The contract I signed stated very clearly that I would be dismissed from the entire group if I was found to be out of compliance. We all know Jenelle thinks she's above the rules the rest of the world adheres to. Missed appointments, asking for early refills and possibly failing the required UA are all reasons for termination. The appointment she missed was probably for a UA. They routinely screen to make sure you're taking your meds and not selling them and they also look for shit you're not supposed to be taking as well as street drugs. I can totally hear her calling people frantically saying she either lost her prescription, someone stole it, Kaiser flushed it, whatever and begging for a few pills to take so she would test positive for what she was supposed to. That would also explain how she passed the drug test when Doris wouldn't give Kaiser back. If she had a prescription for something, say xanax, a positive test for benzos wouldn't mean squat. 

THIS EXACTLY!

[toodywoody]

Health problems, Jenelle needs to stfu. So she says she got sick AND DROVE FOR DAYS TO GET HOME? No you either fucking find a doctor and stay where you are or you suck it up and go home and go see your doctor. And she didnt look sick in her fucking Instagram pictures. Bitch lies about everything.  

[guilfoyleatpp]

Aren't hiccups esophageal spasms?

 

2 hours ago, lovesnark said:

Thinking about Jenelle being terminated from an entire medical group has me convinced she was seeing a chronic pain specialist and violated (probably more than once) the contract she signed. Before I started seeing a pain management doc, my family practice doctor prescribed my meds and he was part of a large medical group. The contract I signed stated very clearly that I would be dismissed from the entire group if I was found to be out of compliance. We all know Jenelle thinks she's above the rules the rest of the world adheres to. Missed appointments, asking for early refills and possibly failing the required UA are all reasons for termination. The appointment she missed was probably for a UA. They routinely screen to make sure you're taking your meds and not selling them and they also look for shit you're not supposed to be taking as well as street drugs. I can totally hear her calling people frantically saying she either lost her prescription, someone stole it, Kaiser flushed it, whatever and begging for a few pills to take so she would test positive for what she was supposed to. That would also explain how she passed the drug test when Doris wouldn't give Kaiser back. If she had a prescription for something, say xanax, a positive test for benzos wouldn't mean squat. 

THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE!

[BitterApple]

9 hours ago, Brooklynista said:

If only he had taken two giant steps to the left.

Where's a powerful gust of wind when we need it?

[druzy]

UBT's sister tweeted this:

[druzy]

Respect? You would be out on the street and your racist husband would leave you if MTV fired you. Count your blessings.

[CaliforniaLove]

2 hours ago, toodywoody said:

Health problems, Jenelle needs to stfu. So she says she got sick AND DROVE FOR DAYS TO GET HOME? No you either fucking find a doctor and stay where you are or you suck it up and go home and go see your doctor. And she didnt look sick in her fucking Instagram pictures. Bitch lies about everything.  

And she's SO SICK her husband finds it appropriate to chuck snowballs at her while she is OH SO SICK? They are both truly a special kind of stupid. 

[DNR]

UBT looks like a MONSTER in those photos with the flag.  It’s got to be terrifying for those children to live with him. 

Juhnelle can get the shit beat out of her , could not care less

[akr]

If I go to the Grand Canyon, the last thing I want to see spoiling the vista is some asshole brandishing a gigantic Confederate flag.  Don't wave any flag there (well, I suppose Arizona & US flags are ok at Park Service buildings), but especially not that one.  

[geauxaway]

7 hours ago, akr said:

If I go to the Grand Canyon, the last thing I want to see spoiling the vista is some asshole brandishing a gigantic Confederate flag.  Don't wave any flag there (well, I suppose Arizona & US flags are ok at Park Service buildings), but especially not that one.  

I was thinking the exact same thing.  Believe it or not, Jenelle and UBT, there are people in the United States and  from around the world who dream of visiting the Grand Canyon, for some it maybe their one and only trip in their lifetime.  How inconsiderate of them to be such assholes. They don’t care about making others uncomfortable or ruining their time, because they don’t value ANYTHING, since they’ve not ever had to work for anything.  

[druzy]

Maryssa is so isolated- but according to Jenelle it was Marissa's decision. 

Edited November 19, 2018 by druzy

[druzy]

He's such a screwed-up racist JACKASS!

[Adiba]

2 hours ago, druzy said:

Maryssa is so isolated- but according to Jenelle it was Marissa's decision. 

So she has private lessons- when does she see other kids her age? 

[Marley]

I’m sorry but David is so fucking ugly. If I saw him in public somewhere I would run the other way. He’s a disgusting monster. 

Poor Maryssa is going to be so fucked up when she’s older. She’s isolated with these lunatics.

[Mkay]

 

Parody account sharing the video of David and his flag. 

Edited November 19, 2018 by Mkay

[Adiba]

What is David trying to prove? Is he in some kind of "World's Biggest Asshole" contest?

[hoosiermom]

3 hours ago, Adiba said:

What is David trying to prove? Is he in some kind of "World's Biggest Asshole" contest?

He won.

[Snarky McSnarky]

We all know who to thank for supplying the money for David's tour of the 50 States with "his" flag.  Without MTV, he could never afford to stray farther than a few hundred miles from home.

“Just planting my flag in all 50 states! #merica #rebel,” Eason wrote.

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