Jenelle: Birther Of 3, Mother To None

[geauxaway]

I’m all for communities coming together and rising up to overcome tragedy.  But this is all so fake coming from Jenelle.  They have proven time and time again that they are loners who have NO friends, do not and cannot socialize properly, have no care for anyone other than themselves and their beliefs.  They have projected the image that they are completely self sufficient and do not need help from the outside world.  So now for her to be coming along and posting Carolina Strong and let’s get together to rebuild our state?  It rings so false to me.  Her and DF don’t want to help anyone ever but THEMSELVES.  

[DNR]

On 9/21/2018 at 12:40 PM, AirQuotes said:

moved

^^ don’t know why that’s there^^

i can’t imagine Juhnelle & Lurch are holding up well due to :

a) so many kids around to care for

b) illicit drug supply very low 

it’s got to be getting dangerous for the kids under those conditions on The Laaaaaand

#getJacetoBarb #freeKaiser

Edited September 22, 2018 by DNR
Words

[guilfoyleatpp]

22 hours ago, Maharincess said:

No, not at all!  I promise. I've never heard it called mota before.  So sorry for the stupid questions. 

As they say, there are no stupid questions...I also have to restrain myself from asking many questions. It's been commented upon by others. 

Not here, but in worse places like real life. Work. 

I always want to respond with "the one who asks the most questions learns the most" which is from some Judy Blume book, and absolutely explains my meteoric rise to leadership. (ha ha)

13 hours ago, Isthisok said:

Someone start a GoFundMe so we can hire those Malaysian 370 investigators, there’s still hope! 

I'm sure it wasn't Humboldt grade. They don't ship that via sea in bales. :) Also pretty sure there would have been someone on either end who was pretty emotionally invested in getting it back in one way or another. 

 

Back to Jenelle...she's continuing to prove her value to TM with all the drama posts. And she's getting attention, which she loves without being able to distinguish between good and bad.

Edited September 22, 2018 by guilfoyleatpp

[Christina87]

I could see her being super critical of Barb now, if her house is damaged, like, "duuude, she's only keeping jace to do the show to pay for the damage to her house!" Like needing to pay for home repairs is a bad thing, and she would have given jace "back" had the hurricane never happened!

[druzy]

Barb posted this on her Insta Story. Hope she's ok.

[AmyFarrahFowler]

13 hours ago, monicageller said:

GAG!

 

9 hours ago, guilfoyleatpp said:

As they say, there are no stupid questions...I also have to restrain myself from asking many questions. It's been commented upon by others. 

Not here, but in worse places like real life. Work. 

I always want to respond with "the one who asks the most questions learns the most" which is from some Judy Blume book, and absolutely explains my meteoric rise to leadership. (ha ha)

I'm sure it wasn't Humboldt grade. They don't ship that via sea in bales. :) Also pretty sure there would have been someone on either end who was pretty emotionally invested in getting it back in one way or another. 

 

Back to Jenelle...she's continuing to prove her value to TM with all the drama posts. And she's getting attention, which she loves without being able to distinguish between good and bad.

"Otherwise Known As Sheila The Great" It was my favorite book (I, too am a Sheila) in grade school after anything written by Beverly Cleary.

[druzy]

It's only been a year? 

Edited September 23, 2018 by druzy

[Snarky McSnarky]

Life's MTV's been good to us so far, 

[Snarky McSnarky]

On 9/21/2018 at 7:52 PM, druzy said:

Jenelle shared this post on Facebook. Maybe she is just being an advocate and doing a PSA for those who lost their jobs due to the hurricane because Jenelle is not selfish at all.?

Jenelle isn't eligible, because she didn't have a job as of, well, forever.

[geauxaway]

2 hours ago, druzy said:

It's only been a year? 

You beat me to it.  Longest year ever.  

[CaliforniaLove]

So people take issue with same-sex marriage (aka...marriage), yet two pigs have been legally wed for a year. SMH

[Isthisok]

They fit a lot of different Jerry Springer episodes into just one year. 

[badhaggis]

Still no pictures of their home. Hmm...

[FairyDusted]

19 hours ago, AmyFarrahFowler said:

GAG!

 

"Otherwise Known As Sheila The Great" It was my favorite book (I, too am a Sheila) in grade school after anything written by Beverly Cleary.

Ohhhh this reminds me of all the great Judy Blume classic books the teachers read to us in  grade school. Betting it's banned by now. I still read her adult stuff.

4 hours ago, druzy said:

It's only been a year? 

 

*WRETCH*

2 hours ago, Snarky McSnarky said:

Life's MTV's been good to us so far, 

And now I can't get that song outta my head! LOL

1 hour ago, badhaggis said:

Still no pictures of their home. Hmm...

Cuz it floated on by! I really really dislike these DumbFucks!

Edited September 23, 2018 by FairyDusted
sentence structure sucked

[DangerousMinds]

I guess trashy hillbilly is what they're going for?

[Broken Ox]

7 hours ago, DangerousMinds said:

I guess trashy hillbilly is what they're going for?

Best to stay in their wheelhouse.

[ghoulina]

And two seconds later the tractor runs him over and severs his head from his body.....

 

.....no? 

 

Well, a girl can dream. 

[Mkay]

 

[DNR]

What the hell is a she-shed? And why would Juhnelle need one ?

[badhaggis]

18 minutes ago, DNR said:

What the hell is a she-shed? And why would Juhnelle need one ?

Drugs because drugs.

[galaxychaser]

21 minutes ago, DNR said:

What the hell is a she-shed? And why would Juhnelle need one ?

Duuuuude to do drugs and hide from the kiiiiiiids 

[Mkay]

[FairyDusted]

This dumb bitch buys a another shed yet her home is sinking. Where is everyone sleeping if they can't use the upstairs. Even with 3 bedrooms downstairs. Being GENEROUS! that is crowded with all those kids and gear! 

[Birdee]

On 9/21/2018 at 12:36 PM, hoosier80 said:

 

Kills me that they are low on food.  She has at least two kids there all the time.  No peanut butter?  Peanut butter and crackers. (Assuming kids not allergic to peanuts). Soup, canned pasta, canned vegetables, canned fruit, tuna, sardines, Vienna sausages, Spam, etc.  

This. We could survive for at least a week at my house with all the goldfish, graham crackers, fruit cups, NutriGrain bars, etc. we have on hand to feed ONE toddler.

19 hours ago, FairyDusted said:

Ohhhh this reminds me of all the great Judy Blume classic books the teachers read to us in  grade school. Betting it's banned by now. Istill read her adult stuff.

*WRETCH*

 

People are, in fact, still trying to ban them! But worry not, your trusty neighborhood librarians aren't letting it happen!

[ghoulina]

1 hour ago, DNR said:

What the hell is a she-shed? And why would Juhnelle need one ?

I think they're supposed to be a woman's answer to the whole "man cave" thing. But I can't really see Jenelle out there crafting or anything. Unless that's a euphemism for "cooking meth". 

[druzy]

Drug shack-baby drug shack!

[Mkay]

[Christina87]

1 hour ago, druzy said:

Drug shack-baby drug shack!

? "oh the drug shack is a little old place where...we can get to-gether!

drug shack baby!

UBT: a drug shack, baby!" ?

[DangerousMinds]

How long she’s wanted it? She has no thoughts or opinions of her own until her man gives them to her.

[heatherchandler]

1 hour ago, Christina87 said:

? "oh the drug shack is a little old place where...we can get to-gether!

drug shack baby!

UBT: a drug shack, baby!" ?

? Meth on the mattress

Heroin on the highwayyyy 

Fentanyl on the front porch

Coke on the highwayyyyy!!! ?

[TexasGal]

^^I am snort laughing in my office at the Drug Shack lyrics!!

[TeenMom69]

Thanks to my hubby for the she-shack? Where does she think the money to buy it came from? Good grief she's let this man take full control of her finances. I bet the shack cost less than David has spent on his own toys. They are desperate to appear in traditional gender roles and he's using the Bible to indoctrinate her in patriarchal rule. Gives an undeserving man full control geez Jenelle sure was an easy mark.

[Snarky McSnarky]

#NoKidsAllowed pretty much sums up Janelle's lifestyle from the day Jace was born.

How long before mold takes over a wooden structure plopped directly on the ground?

Edited September 24, 2018 by Snarky McSnarky

[BitterApple]

17 minutes ago, TeenMom69 said:

Thanks to my hubby for the she-shack? Where does she think the money to buy it came from? Good grief she's let this man take full control of her finances. I bet the shack cost less than David has spent on his own toys. They are desperate to appear in traditional gender roles and he's using the Bible to indoctrinate her in patriarchal rule. Gives an undeserving man full control geez Jenelle sure was an easy mark.

Ha ha. David gets a boat, truck and motorcycle, and Jenelle's acting like he hung the moon because he used her money to buy some pre-fab shed. Yay for you, Jenelle!

[CalicoskiesNC]

No defense of her actions, but in defense of the shed...I have one similar. They do not place directly on ground, they usually place concrete blocks underneath and level it so none of the floor touches the ground. Looks like a shed company built and installed. 

[Mkay]

40 minutes ago, TexasGal said:

^^I am snort laughing in my office at the Drug Shack lyrics!!

I was singing/laughing at the orthodontist. Lolol 

[DNR]

‘No kids allowed’ ..... you’d think she was a super hands on mom , so devoted that she needs this she-shed for some ‘me’ time. Her life is nothing but ‘me’ time ! So many episodes we’ve seen her come out of her locked bedroom , hiding from the kids doing drugs or sleeping.  This bitch is something else. Lurch hit the jackpot with this dummy - he completely controls her, spends all her money on toys ( you KNOW he’d have none of that shit without her TM money ).  I hope she’s miserable EVERY SECOND of her life. 

Are Jace & Kaiserroll still with them ? 

[Rebecca]

7 hours ago, FairyDusted said:

This dumb bitch buys a another shed yet her home is sinking. Where is everyone sleeping if they can't use the upstairs. Even with 3 bedrooms downstairs. Being GENEROUS! that is crowded with all those kids and gear! 

I guess they could move into the “she shed” when their house inevitably sinks. It’ll be “cozy.” ? She is painfully stupid and her priorities haven’t adjusted at all over the years.

Edited September 25, 2018 by Rebecca

[Lynnlynnlynn586]

6 hours ago, Christina87 said:

? "oh the drug shack is a little old place where...we can get to-gether!

drug shack baby!

UBT: a drug shack, baby!" ?

????

[CaliforniaLove]

She-shed seashells down by the seashore. Anybody else? Just me?

[Grandma Saracen]

I just... it's not my usual way, but as soon as I saw the pictures on twitter, I thought, "Well, that's it. That's where they're going to find her body." Creepy. They're so creepy. 

[Mkay]

[geauxaway]

All I can think of now is that Allstate commercial with Cheryl and her She Shed. ?

[TexasGal]

20 minutes ago, geauxaway said:

All I can think of now is that Allstate commercial with Cheryl and her She Shed. ?

Me too!  I bet Jenelle's she shed will never be shi-shi-er than Cheryl's new she shed, replaced thanks to Allstate.  Plus, I bet Jenelle doesn't bother to insure her she shed.

Edited September 25, 2018 by TexasGal

[MyPeopleAreNordic]

On 9/21/2018 at 11:40 AM, AirQuotes said:

My husband is from Michigan and I tease him about being a yankee when he mocks Louisiana culture. 

I am so excited to find yet another Louisiana TM snarker here! Yay! 

20 hours ago, FairyDusted said:

This dumb bitch buys a another shed yet her home is sinking. Where is everyone sleeping if they can't use the upstairs. Even with 3 bedrooms downstairs. Being GENEROUS! that is crowded with all those kids and gear! 

If they're not cooking meth in it, I bet the kids will end up hanging out in the shed when they're locked out of the house while Jenelle is laying in her bath hitting the bong. 

And yeah...where is everyone sleeping if they haven't finished the upstairs? Why aren't they finishing that first? (I know, I know, because it's David & Jenelle.)

[Chaos Theory]

Jenelle must need a place to relax.  All that neglect must take a lot out of her.  

[MaggieG]

2 hours ago, geauxaway said:

All I can think of now is that Allstate commercial with Cheryl and her She Shed. ?

 

1 hour ago, TexasGal said:

Me too!  I bet Jenelle's she shed will never be shi-shi-er than Cheryl's new she shed, replaced thanks to Allstate.  Plus, I bet Jenelle doesn't bother to insure her she shed.

"Somebody burned down my She-Shed!" Was it Allstate or was it State Farm? Either way, it was an awesome she shed!

[AirQuotes]

I looked at those pre-fab cabins like Jen-yell bought and when I did the math, it was more expensive than framing up the same thing myself and paying a few male helpers.  They are cute.

I wonder if she paid cash or if she is doing the rent to own.

[Mkay]

We have one.  Not like hers but very similar.  Ours was about 4,000.  

 

[Christina87]

Omg. Jenelle was whining this morning about not getting her coffee, saying the hurricane had ruined everything. Ummmm how about the people that WORK at Dunkin Donuts and are now out of a job? Or the people who own the business and are losing massive profits? Good thing MTV is still paying her to do nothing, hurricane or not!