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Jenelle: Birther Of 3, Mother To None

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Now she's launching an "activewear/loungewear" clothing line called "Stay Cozy" that is to be "printed on demand". In other words, she doesn't have the money to invest in inventory and no one will front her the merch. Which means you send your money and hope in a few weeks you actually receive your order.

This should be as successful as her brow kits, which she claimed were so successful she couldn't keep up with the orders and that's why she had to give it up. Eye roll.

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5 hours ago, rhofmovalley said:

Now she's launching an "activewear/loungewear" clothing line called "Stay Cozy" that is to be "printed on demand". In other words, she doesn't have the money to invest in inventory and no one will front her the merch. Which means you send your money and hope in a few weeks you actually receive your order.

This should be as successful as her brow kits, which she claimed were so successful she couldn't keep up with the orders and that's why she had to give it up. Eye roll.

Not to be mean, but who would buy ACTIVEWEAR from Jenelle?

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rhofmovalley

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5 minutes ago, Pickles Aplenty said:

Not to be mean, but who would buy ACTIVEWEAR from Jenelle?

She says it's for women who don't have that perfect body.  

Some people pointed out that the only time she's "active" is when the swamp monster is chasing after her trying to smack her around.

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Pickles Aplenty

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1 hour ago, rhofmovalley said:

She says it's for women who don't have that perfect body.  

Some people pointed out that the only time she's "active" is when the swamp monster is chasing after her trying to smack her around.

What I'm getting from this is...she gained a bunch of weight and has no other skills and wants to cash in on the easiest thing that will keep her name out there and she will have fuck all to do with the design or manufacturing or anything, and the whole endeavor will crash and burn because people still hate her, and then she will blame it on everyone but herself, and boxes of shitty workout gear will crowd the she-shed alongside the unsold brow kits from 2019.

Ugh, she makes me so tired.

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lovesnark

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17 hours ago, Pickles Aplenty said:

What I'm getting from this is...she gained a bunch of weight and has no other skills and wants to cash in on the easiest thing that will keep her name out there and she will have fuck all to do with the design or manufacturing or anything, and the whole endeavor will crash and burn because people still hate her, and then she will blame it on everyone but herself, and boxes of shitty workout gear will crowd the she-shed alongside the unsold brow kits from 2019.

Ugh, she makes me so tired.

And wears nothing but spandex because she won't admit she needs a larger size in jeans. She should have named her new money losing venture Biscuits and Gravy "For the woman who lays around stoned with the munchies 24/7".

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lovesnark

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On 11/3/2021 at 7:10 PM, Mkay said:

You are right on the timing. I don’t remember why it was suspended or when he got it back. 
 

They won’t in court yesterday (or today) against Katrina, the friend Jenelle had to take things from her house when she moved to Tennessee. Remember that one?

I do. Wasn't it something like Jenelle told her to go take the boat, some ATVs and other shit while she was in Tennessee? When Jenelle moved back to the swamp, Katrina wouldn't give some of the stuff back because Jenelle owed her a bunch of money. At least Katrina took Jax and gave him a good home to keep swamp dick from shooting him.

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1 hour ago, lovesnark said:

And wears nothing but spandex because she won't admit she needs a larger size in jeans. She should have named her new money losing venture Biscuits and Gravy "For the woman who lays around stoned with the munchies 24/7".

She should really go into business with Amber Portwood.

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lovesnark

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13 minutes ago, Snarky McSnarky said:

Banned forever.

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OMG! This is the funniest thing I've seen in weeks🤣 What is she going to piss her days away on now that she's been booted from a site geared toward tweens and teens?

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TikTok got sick of Jenelle's awful attempts at dancing. Also, I should not attempt to post at 7am on a Sunday whilst half asleep.

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I procrastinated posting my screenshot for half an hour and got beaten to the punch
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rhofmovalley

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On 11/5/2021 at 6:25 PM, Pickles Aplenty said:

boxes of shitty workout gear will crowd the she-shed alongside the unsold brow kits from 2019.

She won't have boxes of workout gear because whatever company she contracted with isn't providing inventory.  According to her, the items are "print on demand" which means they will not even be manufactured until someone places an order and pays.  Apparently the company doesn't trust her enough to front her any inventory, which is smart...but doing business with Jenelle isn't smart, so that's a plus one and a minus one.

My guess is she'll take the money and never actually have the orders processed.  And then blame someone else for the orders never being fulfilled.

And you know, the brow kits were so successful she couldn't keep up with the demand and THAT is why that business folded.  According to Jenelle.  I'm sure that's the reason (eye roll).

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On 11/5/2021 at 7:30 PM, rhofmovalley said:

She says it's for women who don't have that perfect body.  

Some people pointed out that the only time she's "active" is when the swamp monster is chasing after her trying to smack her around.

I am laughing so hard! 

21 hours ago, MargeGunderson said:

I assume the ban is because her dancing is a crime against humanity.

It sure is. That’s is true and hilarious!

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Pickles Aplenty

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1 hour ago, rhofmovalley said:

She won't have boxes of workout gear because whatever company she contracted with isn't providing inventory.  According to her, the items are "print on demand" which means they will not even be manufactured until someone places an order and pays.  Apparently the company doesn't trust her enough to front her any inventory, which is smart...but doing business with Jenelle isn't smart, so that's a plus one and a minus one.

My guess is she'll take the money and never actually have the orders processed.  And then blame someone else for the orders never being fulfilled.

And you know, the brow kits were so successful she couldn't keep up with the demand and THAT is why that business folded.  According to Jenelle.  I'm sure that's the reason (eye roll).

That's...that's even more pathetic than what I envisioned.  

What kind of comments does Jenelle get on her TikTok videos, anyway?  I'm under the impression that TikTok is for the kids, so what do they think of this near 30 year old tweaker gyrating her dimpled ass to hip-hop songs?  I'm sure her leg-humping fans have nothing but praise, but surely there are others who are less than complimentary?

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lovesnark

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5 hours ago, Pickles Aplenty said:

That's...that's even more pathetic than what I envisioned.  

What kind of comments does Jenelle get on her TikTok videos, anyway?  I'm under the impression that TikTok is for the kids, so what do they think of this near 30 year old tweaker gyrating her dimpled ass to hip-hop songs?  I'm sure her leg-humping fans have nothing but praise, but surely there are others who are less than complimentary?

I'm sure she does the same thing there that she does on all her other social media platforms. Delete negative comments or turn comments off when she gets called out.

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rhofmovalley

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19 hours ago, lovesnark said:

I'm sure she does the same thing there that she does on all her other social media platforms. Delete negative comments or turn comments off when she gets called out.

Or her fans defend her and tell people to stop following her if they don't like what she says or does. Some people are already saying they're going to place orders as soon as the stuff becomes available.

Yeah, she still has fans who are that loyal.

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Mkay

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On 11/5/2021 at 1:22 PM, rhofmovalley said:

Now she's launching an "activewear/loungewear" clothing line called "Stay Cozy" that is to be "printed on demand". In other words, she doesn't have the money to invest in inventory and no one will front her the merch. Which means you send your money and hope in a few weeks you actually receive your order.

This should be as successful as her brow kits, which she claimed were so successful she couldn't keep up with the orders and that's why she had to give it up. Eye roll.

This is her lounge wear.  😆

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On 11/3/2021 at 9:10 PM, Mkay said:


 

They won’t in court yesterday (or today) against Katrina, the friend Jenelle had to take things from her house when she moved to Tennessee. Remember that one?

They won?  Or Katrina won?

On 11/8/2021 at 1:01 PM, rhofmovalley said:

Or her fans defend her and tell people to stop following her if they don't like what she says or does. Some people are already saying they're going to place orders as soon as the stuff becomes available.

Yeah, she still has fans who are that loyal.

They have to be bots.

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lovesnark

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2 hours ago, Pickles Aplenty said:

What's with the goth makeup?

All I can see is the eyelash coming loose🤣 Since Lurch is her official photographer these days, we know the pics will be pretty bad. I wonder if she'll ever figure out that she's poison and her handful of leg humpers are not enough to buy the shit she sells? How silly of me! That would require some self awareness.

Since this latest ridiculous idea is a purchase before it's even made deal, I wonder how long it'll be before someone says they ordered something and paid for it but never got it? Jenelle will spend the money before she orders the stuff, then will blame it on the manufacturer, FedEx, USPS or the hatters. Notice how the brow kits haven't been mentioned ever since people had lab test results confirming mold and other shit growing in them. I wonder if anyone ever successfully got their money back? Last one I remember, Jenelle was trying to blame FedEx for the moldy product and said FedEx was responsible for issuing a refund. We all know how the FedEx guy loves to pull off the road, find a box with Jenelle's return address on it, open the brow kit and introduce some mold spores, seal it back up and deliver it. All to make her look bad. DamnFedEx dudes are all hatters.

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rhofmovalley

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13 hours ago, lovesnark said:

All I can see is the eyelash coming loose🤣 Since Lurch is her official photographer these days, we know the pics will be pretty bad. I wonder if she'll ever figure out that she's poison and her handful of leg humpers are not enough to buy the shit she sells? How silly of me! That would require some self awareness.

Since this latest ridiculous idea is a purchase before it's even made deal, I wonder how long it'll be before someone says they ordered something and paid for it but never got it? Jenelle will spend the money before she orders the stuff, then will blame it on the manufacturer, FedEx, USPS or the hatters. Notice how the brow kits haven't been mentioned ever since people had lab test results confirming mold and other shit growing in them. I wonder if anyone ever successfully got their money back? Last one I remember, Jenelle was trying to blame FedEx for the moldy product and said FedEx was responsible for issuing a refund. We all know how the FedEx guy loves to pull off the road, find a box with Jenelle's return address on it, open the brow kit and introduce some mold spores, seal it back up and deliver it. All to make her look bad. DamnFedEx dudes are all hatters.

She said the brow kits were so successful she couldn't keep up with the demand and that's why she had to give up on that business.

Sure, Jan.

And yeah, her groupies aren't exactly the type to have a lot of disposable income. She'll surely charge ridiculous prices that her fans will have to put on their credit cards. At least if they do that they can get their money back when the items never arrive.

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lovesnark

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32 minutes ago, rhofmovalley said:

She said the brow kits were so successful she couldn't keep up with the demand and that's why she had to give up on that business.

Sure, Jan.

And yeah, her groupies aren't exactly the type to have a lot of disposable income. She'll surely charge ridiculous prices that her fans will have to put on their credit cards. At least if they do that they can get their money back when the items never arrive.

You're right. Reading what her leg humpers write makes me think most of them didn't make it past the 8th grade and are living in trailer parks with their litter of kids by 7 different fathers. It wouldn't surprise me at all to find out some of them get cash benefits on their EBT cards and are getting the cash out of the ATM then buying a prepaid Visa to order her shit. 

Before anyone jumps down my throat about people needing help with food, I worked at a small grocery store and routinely watched people use their EBT cards to get cash out of the ATM and use the cash to buy drugs in the parking lot or to buy alcohol and cigarettes from the store. Or both. Some EBT cards are for food only, some have cash benefits as well, and there is no way to police what people do with the cash. It's meant for non food items like diapers, gas, clothing, etc. But, a lot of it is spent on drugs, tattoos and gambling at the local casino. Jenelle and the people who defend her are the people who have no problem abusing the benefits. Remember when Jenelle got free food after the hurricane? She saw nothing wrong in taking food from people who actually needed it and her leg humpers defended her.

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22 hours ago, lovesnark said:

All I can see is the eyelash coming loose🤣 Since Lurch is her official photographer these days, we know the pics will be pretty bad. I wonder if she'll ever figure out that she's poison and her handful of leg humpers are not enough to buy the shit she sells? How silly of me! That would require some self awareness.

Since this latest ridiculous idea is a purchase before it's even made deal, I wonder how long it'll be before someone says they ordered something and paid for it but never got it? Jenelle will spend the money before she orders the stuff, then will blame it on the manufacturer, FedEx, USPS or the hatters. Notice how the brow kits haven't been mentioned ever since people had lab test results confirming mold and other shit growing in them. I wonder if anyone ever successfully got their money back? Last one I remember, Jenelle was trying to blame FedEx for the moldy product and said FedEx was responsible for issuing a refund. We all know how the FedEx guy loves to pull off the road, find a box with Jenelle's return address on it, open the brow kit and introduce some mold spores, seal it back up and deliver it. All to make her look bad. DamnFedEx dudes are all hatters.

She actually spent money and hired a photographer. I don’t know where she got the money. David did take the below pics, well with Within a video. He also has another 3 tickets. and UGH I can’t get rid of this emoji.  🤷🏻‍♀️

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lovesnark

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Holy cow! She looks like she's gotten even bigger, those jeans look painful. Keep eating those biscuits and gravy and swilling that Corona, Jenelle. So, the Spotted Oaf is driving around with a suspended license, expired tabs and he decides to speed. What a brain trust those two are!

I would spend money to see a total of what Jenelle has spent on lawyers, court costs, fines and tickets since she landed her MTV gig. Along with her own stuff, she's paid for lawyers for Nathan, Courtland and UBT and she's paid fines, traffic tickets and child support for her assortment of soulmates. I don't know if she coughed up money for any of Keiffah's legal or traffic woes.

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OldButHappy

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On 11/5/2021 at 7:24 PM, Pickles Aplenty said:

Not to be mean, but who would buy ACTIVEWEAR from Jenelle?

The only thing active aboutJenelle are her case files.😁😁😁

Reddit reports that the current cancellations are a result of J's Twitter comments on the Rittenhouse trial....smh...

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Pickles Aplenty

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1 minute ago, OldButHappy said:

The only thing active aboutJenelle are her case files.😁😁😁

Reddit reports that the current cancellations are a result of J's Twitter comments on the Rittenhouse trial....smh...

God, she truly is the dumbest person alive.  

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12 hours ago, Snarky McSnarky said:

One of Jenelle's leg humpers had to give the company a piece of her mind:

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True…yet they couldn’t even be arsed to spell her name correctly 

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lovesnark

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North Carolina needs to do an ad campaign for tourism and relocation aimed at criminals.

Do you like to drink and drive? Come on over! We'll pull you over, but let you go every time!

Do you like to beat little kids and scream and yell at them 24/7? Come on down! We won't do a damn thing about it!

Do you like to terrorize the family pet? Brutally beat it in front of the kids, then take it out and shoot it with your shotgun? No problem!

Do you like to hoard animals and not take care of them? Come on down! We'll turn a blind eye!

Do you have a problem with road rage? Like to chase people home and pull your gun on them in their driveway with your kid in the car? If you cry and make up a story, we'll let you go!

Do you have no respect for others personal property? Do you like to hook onto someone else's vehicle and move it to make your life easier? You're our kind of people!

 

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rhofmovalley

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On 11/14/2021 at 10:23 AM, Snarky McSnarky said:

One of Jenelle's leg humpers had to give the company a piece of her mind:

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Some of them actually said they couldn't wait to place an order. Of course they would have to wait until whatever skeevy form of income they have came through which is questionable.

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