Jesus God, Leah!!

[littleB1rdy]

Addy looks scarily like Leah, wow! 

[Bridget]

16 hours ago, AmandaUnbidden said:

I found a bunch of pics of our teen moms and dads as children so posting them in their respective threads. 

 I always thought little Addie was the spitting image of Jeremy but she does look a lot like her mama too. 

 

Anyone else hearing the "Dueling Banjos" tune in their head too?

What are the odds that Leah & Germy are long lost cousins?

And by "what are the odds", I really mean "how crazy would it be that Leah & Germy are 8th cousins and freakin' married each other AND procreated?"

How else do you explain those strong nearly identical genetics?

 ....off to choose the fabric print for my hand basket to Hell...

[Tatum]

1 hour ago, Bridget said:

Anyone else hearing the "Dueling Banjos" tune in their head too?

What are the odds that Leah & Germy are long lost cousins?

And by "what are the odds", I really mean "how crazy would it be that Leah & Germy are 8th cousins and freakin' married each other AND procreated?"

How else do you explain those strong nearly identical genetics?

 ....off to choose the fabric print for my hand basket to Hell...

8th cousins? You're being pretty generous there.  The way Mama Dawn talks, he could be Leah's first cousin and as long as he has a good job and isn't going to hold her little princess accountable for anything or have any standards for cleanliness, he'd be a right good choice.

[Bridget]

1 minute ago, Tatum said:

8th cousins? You're being pretty generous there.  The way Mama Dawn talks, he could be Leah's first cousin and as long as he has a good job and isn't going to hold her little princess accountable for anything or have any standards for cleanliness, he'd be a right good choice.

You're right - 8th cousins? What was I thinking?!?!?

:)

[galaxychaser]

Jeez Leah looks 45. As a baby she was totally adorable.  Those baby blues and cheeks.  

[Mkay]

This isn’t Leah’s real no makeup face. 

 

[TimeToCancelTM]

56 minutes ago, Mkay said:

This isn’t Leah’s real no makeup face. 

 

Im going to have fucking nightmares from seeing this!!!! Jesus Christ all mighty take the fuckin wheel....

[BitterApple]

14 minutes ago, JuliesMommy said:

Im going to have fucking nightmares from seeing this!!!! Jesus Christ all mighty take the fuckin wheel....

You and me both. I just got over a nasty case of food poisoning and it's only 8 am here on the West Coast. I was gingerly trying to eat a bowl of cereal until I saw that picture. That is the roughest looking 20-something woman I have ever seen. 

[Miss Chevious]

She's giving Freddy Kruger a run for his money. Girl is stuff nightmares are made of.

[TimeToCancelTM]

5 minutes ago, BitterApple said:

You and me both. I just got over a nasty case of food poisoning and it's only 8 am here on the West Coast. I was gingerly trying to eat a bowl of cereal until I saw that picture. That is the roughest looking 20-something woman I have ever seen. 

West coast here too lol and i had just dropped my kid off at school, sat down with my coffee, opened up my amazingly awesome forums...and bam!!! This hit me in the face like the ugly fucking stick that hit leah 14hrs ago...

[Mkay]

Compare it to the no makeup pic she claimed a few weeks ago.  This is the real no makeup pic. 

[Tatum]

1 hour ago, Mkay said:

Compare it to the no makeup pic she claimed a few weeks ago.  This is the real no makeup pic. 

Did she post that herself? If so, I will grudgingly give her respect for doing so. If that was my picture (and I consider myself to be above average looking, but I don't take pictures well and could easily take a picture as bad as this one) it would never see the fucking light of day.

[FairyDusted]

Whew glad I was wrong on that one. @BitterApple! 

[ghoulina]

Yea, sadly, I would look just as bad - if not worse - without my makeup on. I photography horribly as well. If she posted that, that takes some courage. 

[Mkay]

1 hour ago, Tatum said:

Did she post that herself? If so, I will grudgingly give her respect for doing so. If that was my picture (and I consider myself to be above average looking, but I don't take pictures well and could easily take a picture as bad as this one) it would never see the fucking light of day.

Yes. She posted it on Snapchat. 

[Tatum]

1 minute ago, Mkay said:

Yes. She posted it on Snapchat. 

Wow. For having the balls to post a true no makeup picture, Leah, I will not make fun of you for 7 days.

 

On a related note, I will have to avoid this thread for 7 days. Too much temptation.

[FairyDusted]

I was gonna say! Don't even @Tatum!

[DangerousMinds]

Gag.

[druzy]

[druzy]

Knowing how animals have been handled in that household, I am terrified for these puppies.

Edited December 17, 2017 by druzy

[monicageller]

'My goal is to get them all spayed/neutered' Well gee Leah, maybe you should have done that with your dog in the first place in order to prevent this. Just a thought.

[GreatKazu]

6 hours ago, druzy said:

Shouldn't your dumb ass have gotten the dog fixed so it didn't have "oops" puppies? 

ETA: @monicageller I posted without seeing your post. lol 

Edited December 17, 2017 by GreatKazu

[MissMel]

Wouldn't this be the wandering dog she took in from the neighborhood?  She mentioned it might be pregnant.  (Plus one of us joked that Addie brought it home on one of her lonely midnight strolls. Lol)

[GreatKazu]

4 minutes ago, MissMel said:

Wouldn't this be the wandering dog she took in from the neighborhood?  She mentioned it might be pregnant.  (Plus one of us joked that Addie brought it home on one of her lonely midnight strolls. Lol)

That's right. 

Sorry, Leah. Thanks for taking in that dog. Now, get that dog fixed along with the puppies. 

[monicageller]

12 minutes ago, MissMel said:

Wouldn't this be the wandering dog she took in from the neighborhood?  She mentioned it might be pregnant.  (Plus one of us joked that Addie brought it home on one of her lonely midnight strolls. Lol)

Ah, I must have missed that. Okay, one kudos for you, Leah. But just one.

[TimeToCancelTM]

This bitch is pure comedy....she can't even fit her children in her hoarder mobile...and now were suppose to believe she's going to fit the girlses, their cheerleading shit, her lypsense kits, leftover marykay bags, coats and jackets to fall on adie's head, PLUS now a crate with puppies??? Sure...jan! Those fucking dogs aren't going anywhere.... they'll be outfront in her fenceless yard rummaging thru her trash in no time.

[ghoulina]

17 hours ago, monicageller said:

'My goal is to get them all spayed/neutered' Well gee Leah, maybe you should have done that with your dog in the first place in order to prevent this. Just a thought.

I wish that was someone's goal for all the TM girls. 

[druzy]

[TimeToCancelTM]

53 minutes ago, druzy said:

Always has to mention herself/apperance.... why not just put "wonderful night with the family"... "congrats to my brother"...

side note: when your entire life has been a fucking "mess", the last thing you should worry about is your ratty ass hair...??

[MyPeopleAreNordic]

Is her brother marrying his baby's mom? Or is this a new lady? I can't keep up. And where's his baby anyway in that pic? 

(Also, the Messer family cleans up nicely. Everyone looks presentable. Good job.)

Edited December 18, 2017 by MyPeopleAreNordic

[crazychicken]

I hate myself for knowing this but no that is not the baby momma, they have been dating about 12 months so that has to be a Messer record for no babies with a soulmate. Victoria's new guy appeared really quick after her split with hubby #1 from memory it was about 3 weeks before he appeared as 'the best daddy'. I noticed baby Oreo is missing as well.

[ghoulina]

Why does the guy back in the corner (with the baseball hat) look like Germy? Is this whole fucking town related???

[Pixiebomb]

2 hours ago, ghoulina said:

Why does the guy back in the corner (with the baseball hat) look like Germy? Is this whole fucking town related???

Yes

[Mkay]

Oh Leah! We already know this is not a no makeup picture.  You took a real no makeup picture just the other day.  

[SweetieDarling]

32 minutes ago, Mkay said:

Oh Leah! We already know this is not a no makeup picture.  You took a real no makeup picture just the other day.  

Is that a filter? or just an odd angle? Why is her head shaped like an alien's?

[ghoulina]

It's probably both. Definitely got the filter going. And still has SOME makeup. Her lower lids look lightly shadowed. She's got some eyeliner on and her brows are done. I don't care if people want to post selfies, but stop with the insults and fishing for compliments!

[Tatum]

Leah is a pretty severe looking woman naturally, and those eyebrows do her no favors.

 

@ghoulina- not sure if you saw on the previous page but Leah's eyeliner is tattooed on. So, in Leah's world, that does not count as makeup.

Edited December 21, 2017 by Tatum

[Mkay]

On 12/14/2017 at 8:46 AM, Mkay said:

This isn’t Leah’s real no makeup face. 

 

This is a real no makeup picture. 

[FairyDusted]

Whoa! She looks older than me and I have a kid older than her. I don't think she has dentures but she sure has that look.

[AmandaUnbidden]

On 12/18/2017 at 4:15 PM, MyPeopleAreNordic said:

(Also, the Messer family cleans up nicely. Everyone looks presentable. Good job.)

I know! I had to look at that pic for a good minute before I realized that was Leah's family. I kept thinking who are these nice, respectable looking people Leah is taking a pic with. ?

[FairyDusted]

Yoda Lee is back. Gracie looks like she wants to stab someone. I don't recall Addy. All and all a good photo of that messy family.

[druzy]

[druzy]

Is Leah referring to herself? Self promotion! #HairDon'tCare#NoMakeupDay#BusyMom#Tired#NoFilters

Edited December 24, 2017 by druzy

[Scarlett45]

12 hours ago, druzy said:

Is Leah referring to herself? Self promotion! #HairDon'tCare#NoMakeupDay#BusyMom#Tired#NoFilters

This is a sweet photo of them. 

[MargeGunderson]

Why can’t they get that poor child some age and size appropriate glasses? My grandpa wore those in the early ‘80s.

[Scarlett45]

1 hour ago, MargeGunderson said:

Why can’t they get that poor child some age and size appropriate glasses? My grandpa wore those in the early ‘80s.

So did mine (and my Mom), but we could HOPE Ali picked those out herself because she liked them. 

[Maharincess]

Shouldn't the title of this thread be changed? Isn't Leah like 25 by now? 

Edited December 24, 2017 by Maharincess
Because if and of are not the same. Stupid tiny buttons.

[MaddyMaeboxerbabe]

She turns 26 in April!  I looked it up :). 

[FlowerofCarnage]

Sweet Jesus!

[DangerousMinds]

This sickens me.