Jesus God, Leah!!

[Katt]

@RebeccaEvery single bloody day, I wonder how most people even manage to get online. 

[teapot]

4 hours ago, Katt said:

@RebeccaEvery single bloody day, I wonder how most people even manage to get online. 

your right

 

(HA HA HA HA HA!!)  this site is practically the only one that doesn't make my eyes bleed...

[Tatum]

I think the all time dumbest comment for me was when Leah posted a picture of her new house- you know, which is two stories and has steps leading up to the front door- and one of her non leg humpers points out that this house does not appear to be wheelchair friendly.

One of her minions responds (this is not verbatim but damn close): shut up if you can't say something nice don't say nothing at all it's fine Leah wouldn't do anything to hurt her girls

Think about that.

Despite having access to irrefutable evidence that Leah's new house includes multiple staircases and knowing- via a televised doctor's appt- that Ali should not be using stairs, the president of Leah's fan club still insists it's "fine" because Leah chose it and Leah knows best.

You what bothers me most about this assholes? Not their poor grammar, poor punctuation, poor spelling, lack of critical thinking, lack of logic, or general mean spiritedness towards anyone who disagrees with them (ur a bitch and prob a bad mom). No, what makes me weep for these idiots is their insane level of investment in someone they don't even know, who doesn't know them, and doesn't care about them. What, because Leah poses for a picture with them or retweets their posts (which are probably Leah centric) she's their best friend? Worth spending hours online defending and making threats against anyone whom they deem an adversary of Leah's? That's even more pathetic than Leah herself. If Leah's a loser, her fans are the sub losers.

[BitterApple]

I'm convinced the leghumpers are really defending themselves as much as they're defending Jenelle and Leah. They're probably all shit moms as well with multiple kids by a rotating carousel of losers, no jobs, no skills, no futures. They think being an adequate parent means buying the name brand Ramen noodles instead of the generic. It's a pretty low bar these days.

[Chicken Wing]

Damn it, I forget to set the date on my stalker alarm.

[Mkay]

[poopchute]

What are we supposed to be looking at there?

[Tatum]

Sigh. OK, Leah, let me break it down for you. You know how you get bigger muscles? You eat excessive calories. There is no way to build muscle with a calorie deficit. If a woman was heavy weight lifting, eating a caloric surplus (with mainly protein), she *might* be able to put on a half pound of muscle in a month. 2 weeks of Zumba supplemented with a 3 pound dumbbell is not going to get you large muscles. 

 

You know what makes muscles look really big? When you no longer have any fat covering them. Which happens when you starve yourself.

[HeySandyStrange]

57 minutes ago, poopchute said:

What are we supposed to be looking at there?

Theoretically Leah's magnificant guns, I believe, however I noticed she hastaged the website for her "miracle" vitamins that got her said guns. So basically another opportunity to peddle crap for a paycheck. I will give Leah credit, though, at least she is finally shown a tiny bit of hustle. Who knows, maybe she doesn't have a prospective husband on the horizon and has finally realized that paying the mortgage and all the bills by herself is harder then she thought. How knows, maybe next she might-GASP!!-get a job or go back to school, since she is super mom now.

[Mkay]

1 hour ago, HeySandyStrange said:

How knows, maybe next she might-GASP!!-get a job or go back to school, since she is super mom now.

Woah, woah. Slow down there. She won't go THAT far. Hahahaha

[neatoburrito]

She's really overdone it on the healthy hashtags this time, hasn't she? I can't even think of any new ways to mock her, it's like she's mocking herself for me.

[HeySandyStrange]

1 hour ago, Mkay said:

Woah, woah. Slow down there. She won't go THAT far. Hahahaha

I know, I know, I'm just being stupid--after all, Leah is way to precious and delicate for mundane things such as working and studying. Thought somehow drugses and dickses are right up her all alley.

[ChocolateAddict]

#LiveWellWithLeah really writes its own jokes. I assume that by living well Leah means passing your kids off to anyone else so that you can take your pillses and complain about your exes in peace.  #blessed! 

[Pixiebomb]

I hope she never stops with those hashtags.  I live for the snark. 

[GreatKazu]

On 9/23/2016 at 2:50 PM, Christina87 said:

I'm not for smoking AT ALL, and have never smoked anything in my life. However, "what kind of role model would I be?" sounds very insulting! There are plenty of people out there who are great, and also happen to smoke. Maybe they even started when no one knew it was bad for you. I could see some people really taking offense to her statement. 

Especially when Leah was fully denying being a smoker at one time. She even tried to convince people she didn't smoke during pregnancy, but the gossip sites got wind of a photo of her smoking. Then, another site posted a Facebook comment of Maci's who defended Leah.  Of course Maci would defend Leah on smoking since she herself is a smoker. I remember someone posting the information and I even saved it at one time in case the topic came up again.

[monicageller]

35 minutes ago, GreatKazu said:

Especially when Leah was fully denying being a smoker at one time. She even tried to convince people she didn't smoke during pregnancy, but the gossip sites got wind of a photo of her smoking. Then, another site posted a Facebook comment of Maci's who defended Leah.  Of course Maci would defend Leah on smoking since she herself is a smoker. I remember someone posting the information and I even saved it at one time in case the topic came up again.

The detail about the car in the last sentence is killing me.

[Katt]

Bloody hell, and that article was supposed to be defending Leah. Fuck Leah for even having a brand new Suburban!

[TaxNerd]

9 hours ago, Katt said:

Bloody hell, and that article was supposed to be defending Leah. Fuck Leah for even having a brand new Suburban!

What, Leah had two kids so she needed a new Suburban!  How else was she supposed to fit her two young kids?  /eyeroll

Seriously, people who buy expensive SUVs or minivans they can't afford just because they have a baby or two is my trigger.  A new car seat is way cheaper than buying a new car!  Hope she had gap insurance.  

Not a smoker, but how long exactly would the dr say to take to withdraw?  I'm guessimg most drs would say to cut down over two weeks at most, not until she was several months along. Of course I didn't go to med school like Maci.

[Katt]

I wonder why Catelynn has that van with one spindly little child. Surely she doesn't need that much room just to drop NuvaRing off at April's. It's not like the kid even has any clothes!

[GreatKazu]

3 hours ago, Katt said:

I wonder why Catelynn has that van with one spindly little child. Surely she doesn't need that much room just to drop NuvaRing off at April's. It's not like the kid even has any clothes!

LMAO @spindly little child.

True. They dump Nova off with April for five days out of the week so they can get their groove on with Mary Jane and whatever other drugs Cate ingests. 

The mini-van is to carry their bushels of weed, I guess.

Leah needs a semi trailer truck for her pillses.

Edited September 28, 2016 by GreatKazu

[AhFillAck]

The facehugger returns in the upper left!!

This is all just gross.

If only she was "obsessed" with Ali's health.

I laughed out loud at "spindly little child", too.

[ChristmasJones]

Why does Leah need to be driving a 50K car? What a damn waste of money. All these girls just throwing all this money away. They are so stupid.

[HeySandyStrange]

1 hour ago, ChristmasJones said:

Why does Leah need to be driving a 50K car? What a damn waste of money. All these girls just throwing all this money away. They are so stupid.

Well, duuuuhhh, when TM2 is canceled and the checks stop rolling in, Leah and the girlses will have a really sweet ride to live out of. On the bright side, it will be more handicap assessable then the house Leah currently owns.

[ChocolateAddict]

8 hours ago, HeySandyStrange said:

Well, duuuuhhh, when TM2 is canceled and the checks stop rolling in, Leah and the girlses will have a really sweet ride to live out of. On the bright side, it will be more handicap assessable then the house Leah currently owns.

Leah has already prepared for the post-TM2 apocalypse with two different exes paying child support ;) If she snags another one, she will never have to work again! (Not that she was ever planning to). 

[HeySandyStrange]

12 hours ago, ChocolateAddict said:

Leah has already prepared for the post-TM2 apocalypse with two different exes paying child support ;) If she snags another one, she will never have to work again! (Not that she was ever planning to). 

Hee, you're so right! After all, Leah's talent is finding hardworking suckers and getting pregnant in a blink of an eye.

On a more serious note, does Corey even have to pay any child support? Seeing as, last I heard, he had 50% or more custody of the girlses. That would cut her down to Jeremy's, and if his fortunes change or when Addie ages up enough Leah will lose that check to. Unless Leah plans on having a few more kids, spaced out just right, she won't be able to depend on CS forever. I'm sure she hasn't even considered that, though.

[GreatKazu]

21 hours ago, HeySandyStrange said:

Well, duuuuhhh, when TM2 is canceled and the checks stop rolling in, Leah and the girlses will have a really sweet ride to live out of. On the bright side, it will be more handicap assessable then the house Leah currently owns.

This! 

And I know it was a typo, but the bolded part (mine) just caught me off guard and yet, it fits Miss Leah perfectly!!  She has been rolling around the holler in her sweet ride all this time and being "ASSessable" to the guys of the holler.

12 hours ago, ChocolateAddict said:

Leah has already prepared for the post-TM2 apocalypse with two different exes paying child support ;) If she snags another one, she will never have to work again! (Not that she was ever planning to). 

Agree. The girl is prepared! We are always talking about how these girls don't plan ahead, but Leah has prepared. Just not the way normal folk do.

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This is all just gross.

If only she was "obsessed" with Ali's health.

Right?? @AhFillAck.

What kind of fucked up world does Leah live in?

[HeySandyStrange]

9 minutes ago, GreatKazu said:

And I know it was a typo, but the bolded part (mine) just caught me off guard and yet, it fits Miss Leah perfectly!!  She has been rolling around the holler in her sweet ride all this time and being "ASSessable" to the guys of the holler.

Heh, that's what happens when an iffy speller doesn't spellcheck lol. Though yes, it does fit Leah quite a bit better then I intended. Goodness knows that "ass" in every way, shape and form is Leah's first priority.

[lovesnark]

2 hours ago, HeySandyStrange said:

Hee, you're so right! After all, Leah's talent is finding hardworking suckers and getting pregnant in a blink of an eye.

On a more serious note, does Corey even have to pay any child support? Seeing as, last I heard, he had 50% or more custody of the girlses. That would cut her down to Jeremy's, and if his fortunes change or when Addie ages up enough Leah will lose that check to. Unless Leah plans on having a few more kids, spaced out just right, she won't be able to depend on CS forever. I'm sure she hasn't even considered that, though.

That's a good question. If he is paying support and if it's true that he's not going to do TM2 anymore, his income is going to decrease significantly. Time to ask for a child support review, Corey. Also, I don't think Germy is making the big bucks these days like he was when he was with Leah. He supposedly isn't going to do the show anymore, either. He needs to make a double appointment with Corey and ask for a review. When they punch the new numbers into the child support calculator, Leah might get a big old surprise! I'd laugh my ass off if she had to pay Corey some support because I think he has the twinses a higher percentage of time than her.

[GreatKazu]

2 hours ago, lovesnark said:

That's a good question. If he is paying support and if it's true that he's not going to do TM2 anymore, his income is going to decrease significantly. Time to ask for a child support review, Corey. Also, I don't think Germy is making the big bucks these days like he was when he was with Leah. He supposedly isn't going to do the show anymore, either. He needs to make a double appointment with Corey and ask for a review. When they punch the new numbers into the child support calculator, Leah might get a big old surprise! I'd laugh my ass off if she had to pay Corey some support because I think he has the twinses a higher percentage of time than her.

God, I feel bad, but when I was reading this post, I thought about what if Allie's health deteriorates and doesn't make it past the age of fifteen? That was a number that was put out there by the doctor at one time. He also insisted there were things that needed to be followed in order for her to be able to live as long as fifteen. We know how Leah follows those orders.  *rolling eyes*

Praying for you little girl.

[butterbody]

#parentingdoneright y'all! Miranda gets top billing and maybe I should hire a tooter for them girlses....

[ChocolateAddict]

I didn't think that Leah would post that given that Miranda gets top spot, lol. 

And with Gracie's name being Aleeha, I don't have high hopes for a career in spelling (even though as @ghoulina said, her spelling is age appropriate). 

Edited October 3, 2016 by ChocolateAddict
That don't make no sense...

[ghoulina]

I know you were making a joke about their ridiculously spelled names, but that spelling is fine for her age. My oldest is 8 and we are just now getting around to spelling (I homeschool). From my experience, it's better to get them really reading well before you focus on spelling. My sister is a 1st grade teacher, and she told me that when they're not actually doing a spelling lesson, but doing some sort of story/writing lesson (like the one above) to let them spell the words however they think they should be spelled. And not to correct them. She said it actually helps them in the long run. Gracie's spelling looks pretty normal for her age there. 

[ChocolateAddict]

23 minutes ago, ghoulina said:

I know you were making a joke about their ridiculously spelled names, but that spelling is fine for her age. My oldest is 8 and we are just now getting around to spelling (I homeschool). From my experience, it's better to get them really reading well before you focus on spelling. My sister is a 1st grade teacher, and she told me that when they're not actually doing a spelling lesson, but doing some sort of story/writing lesson (like the one above) to let them spell the words however they think they should be spelled. And not to correct them. She said it actually helps them in the long run. Gracie's spelling looks pretty normal for her age there. 

Oh I know it was more that Leah was hardly setting her up for an academic career by giving her a name which don't make no sense when it comes to the rules of English.  I'll change my post :) 

[Katt]

I made my husband his usual breakfast sandwich this morning, wrapped up so he can eat it on the drive to work. He texted to me, "Thanks for all the baconses." I let everyone down, I am deeply ashamed I did not slap him with it instead. Next time, though...

[FairyDusted]

35 minutes ago, Katt said:

I made my husband his usual breakfast sandwich this morning, wrapped up so he can eat it on the drive to work. He texted to me, "Thanks for all the baconses." I let everyone down, I am deeply ashamed I did not slap him with it instead. Next time, though...

LMAO! Good Man! 

[charmed1]

When did they get a dog and what about the cat? The poor defenseless  cat that gets tossed around by little Elmyra Aleeeyah Duff. Did she kill it already? In the family portrait she drew, there appears to be a large dog/bumble bee Wuzzle type animal and the other twin is hitching a ride on its tail. And then a smaller wuzzle. I assumed that was a cat. 

[Katt]

I don't know what happened to that adorable kitteh with a Sharpied blue face, but that poor kitten the twinses had in the SUV was ran over shortly after that was filmed. :'(

[leighroda]

I can't remember if Leah's friend is "chastity" or "chassity" but I just saw on Facebook a friends who outdid them on worst variation of that name "Chadsity"

[NikSac]

On 10/7/2016 at 5:27 PM, Katt said:

I don't know what happened to that adorable kitteh with a Sharpied blue face, but that poor kitten the twinses had in the SUV was ran over shortly after that was filmed. :'(

Aww poor thing! I was worried about when I saw them putting it in the car. I thought if it got away it'd run right into the street most likely (not sure if the kitty getting killed was THAT close to the time of the filming, but it wouldn't have surprised me).  I hope Leah's not the one who ran it over.

[Mkay]

[Christina87]

College??!! Leah...please do tell!

[Miss Chevious]

Now she wants to go to college and git edjukaydid. We'll see how long that lasts.

Sorry to be so negative, I'm normally a staunch advocate of higher education for people of all ages, but Leah's track record for sticking with any type of endeavor has been dismal. Stacks of unused Mary Kay inventory gathering dust, failed makeup/photo business, dental office employee for two weeks...

[Christina87]

This, more than anything, makes me think she has a guy waiting in the wings. Remember how she pretended to start college before, and "met" Jeremy on like the first day of class (if not before. Did he send her roses on the first day?).  I bet she thought it would look good to pretend to be a hard-working single mother, knowing Jeremy would likely rescue her before the work got too intense. Somehow, I don't think she'd be taking on college if he didn't have an exit plan. 

Edit...unless this "college" is like a two-week "Mary Kay College!"

[monicageller]

Maybe she's going to be attending Farrah's Froco University.

[monagatuna]

I thought of this thread recently when I was prescribed narcotics for sciatic pain last week. I usually never take anything stronger than Aleve, and I'm more likely to use an ice pack than a painkiller, but it's the only thing that keeps me from screaming (well, that and muscle relaxants). It's been five days and I've cut the Norco doses in half and am relying on the other meds to get me through. I take a full dose if I have to, but I really, really don't want to.

I also did some reading on opiate addiction and it turns out the ones who worry most about getting addicted typically are the ones who have least reason to worry. So that's comforting.

I was a little surprised that my doctor prescribed me the Norco without a word of warning, but I guess the fact that I've never been on prescription anything besides birth control and am a 37-year-old ultra runner and skydiver who suddenly can't move without a walker made the decision for him.

[BitterApple]

Lmfao, and what online, unaccredited diploma mill will Leah be attending?

[ChocolateAddict]

I'll have y'all know that Leah takes her edjumakation very seriously! She is going to enroll in "Science 103 - How to beat drug tests", "Law 105 - Family Court and how to lie effectively under oath" and "Marketing 116 - Using social media to tell everyone how #blessed you are" 

Straight A's all the way for the Possum Princess of the Holler! 

[poopchute]

She "always" said she would wait until her kids were in school to go to school herself? I don't ever remember hearing that during any of the times she attempted to go to school or work.

[HeySandyStrange]

Man, Leah is really trying to spin this going back to school story...like she has been so busy being a hands on SAHM the last few years that she couldn't find time to work on her education. While most of us know better; she had plenty of opportunity, since she foisted her girlses off plenty of times on others to chase pillses and dickses. I suspect their is more truth to this:

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This, more than anything, makes me think she has a guy waiting in the wings. Remember how she pretended to start college before, and "met" Jeremy on like the first day of class (if not before. Did he send her roses on the first day?).

Any guy who would fall for that now, after having plenty of years of evidence of Leah's laziness and unfaithfulness, deserves what he gets. 

On some level, I really, really would be happy for Leah if she took her education seriously and actually accomplished something. It would be a damn shame if she let all the opportunities slip by without setting herself up for life after TM2. I just hope she has a realistic goal for herself. Her former goal to be a nurse or business owner, with her lack of drive or book smarts, is a little farfetched for her. She needs to rip a page out of Chelsea's book and get herself some kind of trade.

[DangerousMinds]

Jeremy had the evidence too, but still aggressively pursued her.