S13.E09: A Peace Treaty, a Blind Date, and a Divorce No One Understands

[KungFuBunny]

An explosive comment causes Eddie's birthday party to end in shambles; Shannon goes on a date; Vicki battles the rumors about her relationship with Steve; while the women react to Gina's marital news, Emily and Kelly try to work out their issues.

Edited September 18, 2018 by KungFuBunny

[ivygirl]

Every so often I have to remind myself that these are grown women.

Edited September 18, 2018 by ivygirl

[chenoa333]

Can Tamra's nose get any browner? I can smell her from where I'm at. Granted, she lives about 7 miles from me but she still stinks. 

[ivygirl]

Vicki is all about no drama.

lolololololol

[Straycat80]

Kelly is a shit stirrer. That’s all I’ve got for now. 

[MEH4250]

1 minute ago, ivygirl said:

Vicki is all about no drama.

lolololololol

Why Vicki? It was Kelly who lost her mind. Now she has to make up something to try and justify her crazy behavior. Now Steve's after Vicki's money according to her. Someone help this woman.

[bosawks]

Pretty much every scene Vicki is in I spend hoping somebody trips her.

[chenoa333]

So ALLEGEDLY, Steve is dating Vicki for her money? Because a man who has had a lucrative career in law enforcement is broke ass poor? I know everyone on this forum hates Vicki. I don't. I think maybe Steve and Vicki might be able to have a nice relationship for however long relationships last. I I'm done looking but one thing I know for sure...nothing lasts forever. Enjoy and embrace what and who you have in your life that makes you happy. It might not be there tomorrow. 

Edited September 18, 2018 by chenoa333

[Bronzedog]

Vicki is becoming the defender of Steve the way she was the defender of Brooks.  Deja vu.

[KungFuBunny]

3 minutes ago, bosawks said:

Pretty much every scene Vicki is in I spend hoping somebody trips her.

Maybe we can pretend you stuck your foot out

[chenoa333]

10 minutes ago, Bronzedog said:

Vicki is becoming the defender of Steve the way she was the defender of Brooks.  Deja vu.

And that is EXACTLY what Tamra preaches all day every day. "Stand by your man.." Thats Tamra's mantra. So it's ok for Tamra to defend her man but if any of the other women do that it's up for criticism and judgement. Fuck off Tamra (and Eddie the biggest pussy house husband EVER).

Edited September 18, 2018 by chenoa333

[ivygirl]

6 minutes ago, MEH4250 said:

Why Vicki? It was Kelly who lost her mind. Now she has to make up something to try and justify her crazy behavior. Now Steve's after Vicki's money according to her. Someone help this woman.

Hey, Vicki made that claim, not me!

Ridiculous given past performances.

[dosodog]

Shut up Tamra.  What is wrong with a man having cats?  And what is your definition of a lot?

Oh you shut up too Shannon with your many cats.  Archie  would probably love a cat to hang with.

 

 

Edited September 18, 2018 by dosodog

[chenoa333]

5 minutes ago, dosodog said:

Shut up Tamra.  What is wrong with a man having cats?  And what is your definition of a lot?

Oh you shut up too Shannon with your many cats.  Archie  would probably love a cat to hang with.

 

 

I think I love you DOSODOG! LOL

I often wonder why "dog lovers" are ok with picking up a steaming hot pile of dog shit in the morning with nothing but a thin plastic bag. But scooping a litter box is so offensive. I love all animals but this is so weird to me. And changing babies diapers is fine but scooping litter is not! I think it has to do with laziness. And we know the HoWives are all lazy! Lol. 

[nexxie]

Vicki is sooooo over the top and all about Vicki - must be exhausting for those who have to deal with her on a daily basis.

[ivygirl]

4 minutes ago, nexxie said:

Vicki is sooooo over the top and all about Vicki - must be exhausting for those who have to deal with her on a daily basis.

That’s why her claim that she was all about no drama made me roll my eyes so hard I strained them! Vicki is as “no drama” as Tamra would be about using a library voice...

[Straycat80]

What is it with all the foot problems with these women? Hey Dr. Moon, if these women have liver problems it’s probably all the alcohol they  drink. 

And what’s wrong with cats? I have four. 

[BodhiGurl]

13 minutes ago, chenoa333 said:

I think I love you DOSODOG! LOL

I often wonder why "dog lovers" are ok with picking up a steaming hot pile of dog shit in the morning with nothing but a thin plastic bag. But scooping a litter box is so offensive. I love all animals but this is so weird to me. And changing babies diapers is fine but scooping litter is not! I think it has to do with laziness. And we know the HoWives are all lazy! Lol. 

I really loathe the "anti-cat" thing being used so often as a reason to dislike someone....Lordt. Like it's cool to hate cats or something.... apparently because they're not needy enough and you can't put it in a purse and go shopping with it... Don't get me wrong, I loves me some dogs - I have a soft spot for Shannon's dog Archie - but enough with cat hate, like, it's not a valid reason to dismiss someone as a potential friend/date... I have 2 myself, my place does not smell, even with an, ermahgerd, litterbox... Ugh. Rich Women Problems... (this is one of the things I can appreciate about RHONY Carole - that she fostered and adopted cats...a rarity on RH shows)

[bosawks]

30 minutes ago, Bronzedog said:

Vicki is becoming the defender of Steve the way she was the defender of Brooks.  Deja vu.

A good way to convince me that I was totally in the wrong would be to have Vicki defend me...

[Gem 10]

24 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

Kelly is a shit stirrer. That’s all I’ve got for now. 

Besides being classless, loud, mean, a filthy mouth, etc. etc.  How her ex took her for so long, I have no idea.  The girl is nuts.  I wouldn’t be her friend for anything, and so should Shannon.

Vickie is too much with Steve.  Talking about engagement,  and marriage.  Why does this woman need to be married all the time?  She’s so annoying.

im liking the new girls.  Guess Gina’s husband doesn’t want to be televised.

[ivygirl]

The contrast between Emily in her blue button down and Kelly in her Yeti coat at this sitdown is cracking me up. 

[KungFuBunny]

38 minutes ago, bosawks said:

Pretty much every scene Vicki is in I spend hoping somebody trips her.

I found a nicer present for you...memory lane

[MEH4250]

Gina's "upspeak" is driving me nuts. I thought she said something about being from Long Island. Sounds more like a Valley Girl. Who was shocked by the separation/divorce? 

Edited September 18, 2018 by MEH4250

[ihartcoffee]

10 minutes ago, BodhiGurl said:

I really loathe the "anti-cat" thing being used so often as a reason to dislike someone....Lordt. Like it's cool to hate cats or something.... apparently because they're not needy enough and you can't put it in a purse and go shopping with it... Don't get me wrong, I loves me some dogs - I have a soft spot for Shannon's dog Archie - but enough with cat hate, like, it's not a valid reason to dismiss someone as a potential friend/date... I have 2 myself, my place does not smell, even with an, ermahgerd, litterbox... Ugh. Rich Women Problems... (this is one of the things I can appreciate about RHONY Carole - that she fostered and adopted cats...a rarity on RH shows)

It's a litter box thing I believe.  Not necessarily hating the cat in general.  

[Straycat80]

3 minutes ago, MEH4250 said:

Gina's "upspeak" is driving me nuts. I thought she said something about being from Long Island. Sounds more like a Valley Girl. Who was shocked by the separation/divorce? 

I was just going to post about this too. Gina talks like a Kardashian. She said ‘like’ three times in one sentence. No surprise about this divorce. At least he’s smart enough not to be on camera. 

[ivygirl]

4 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

I was just going to post about this too. Gina talks like a Kardashian. She said ‘like’ three times in one sentence. No surprise about this divorce. At least he’s smart enough not to be on camera. 

“Your story????? About the guy you went on a date with???? Yeah they were together for 30 years? And just realized they weren’t in love! Yeah... that’s just like me? I’m getting an, uh, like, um, divorce? You guys?”

[ghoulina]

This episode seemed to go on forever. Yet not a lot happened. 

I can totally believe Steve is using Vicki for money. But I did laugh when she claimed, "I don't even have that much money!" Shout out to Crooks!

 

I thought Kelly's and Emily's makeup was nice. No fake apologies or deflecting. I was surprised. (I still think Shane is a little bitch, though.)

 

It's weird, I haven't minded Gina much this season, but I feel like she's coming hard for Shannon, for no reason. 

And her divorce situation seemed to go from 0 -60 in 5 minutes. I was a bit put off by her breaking the news to her mother in camera. 

I also find it odd that she's still very attracted to him and considers him her best friend. I mean, what more do you want? I almost wonder if he wasn't cheating/looking to get out; and she's putting a pretty face on it, like it's this sensible, mutual decision. 

Whatever the case, I'm beginning to view her as hyper aware of the cameras and working hard for that orange. 

 

Shannon's date was definitely awkward. She's hobbling everywhere; he's reminiscing about when he cried for a year straight. Good times. 

[chewycandy]

Too much Gina...how invested are we supposed to be in a newbie and her invisible husband?

It was sweet that Billy came to the party, but he looked over Vicki within just a few minutes.

I’m still laughing over “that’s my husband!” “That’s a little bitch!”

[Gem 10]

1 minute ago, ivygirl said:

“Your story????? About the guy you went on a date with???? Yeah they were together for 30 years? And just realized they weren’t in love! Yeah... that’s just like me? I’m getting an, uh, like, um, divorce? You guys?”

Geeze, I’m almost afraid to say I live on Long Island.  Gina is talking like a tough guy.  She hardly knows these girls and already she’s starting up with Shannon, who by the way, was sitting there quiet and like a lady.   Gina better cool it ..she’s becoming unlikeable and scary.  

[Bronzedog]

The women are trying hard to bring the drama but it’s all been kind of boring.

 I missed whether Shannon had heard from her blind date.  Tamra kept interrupting everyone.

If Steve isn’t with Vicki for her money, I really have no clue why he’d be with her.

Edited September 18, 2018 by Bronzedog

[ivygirl]

Just now, Gem 10 said:

Geeze, I’m almost afraid to say I live on Long Island.  Gina is talking like a tough guy.  She hardly knows these girls and already she’s starting up with Shannon, who by the way, was sitting there quiet and like a lady.   Gina better cool it ..she’s becoming unlikeable and scary.  

Never fear Gem 10! I was just thinking she watched Valley Girl—as a documentary—in preparation for moving to the OC. ;) 

[pinky33]

Love Kelly's lunch convo with Emily. Emily trying to be judgy....

"You really shouldn't call anyone those bad names." - Emily

"You really shouldn't tell anyone you'll kill them." - Kelly

LOL

[MEH4250]

9 minutes ago, Gem 10 said:

Geeze, I’m almost afraid to say I live on Long Island.  Gina is talking like a tough guy.  She hardly knows these girls and already she’s starting up with Shannon, who by the way, was sitting there quiet and like a lady.   Gina better cool it ..she’s becoming unlikeable and scary.  

She's already got the ball rolling to "not like Gina" when she decided to put her 2 cents in concerning Vicki and Kelly's dispute about Michael still being friendly with Steve & Vicki. She decided to insert herself and pass judgment about "what kind of loser is she?" Not sure how she recovered so fast; maybe Production saying "you better apologize to Vicki." LOL

[Chit Chat]

23 minutes ago, ihartcoffee said:

It's a litter box thing I believe.  Not necessarily hating the cat in general.  

Some of them gave the stink eye when the word 'cat' was uttered.   With a little bit of effort, a litterbox can be kept tidy.  I don't get how people don't mind puppy pads all over the house, but they think that having a cat and a litterbox is the most offensive thing they've ever heard of.   Go figure.   (FWIW to my fellow cat lovers, I have the Breeze litter system and it really is a breeze!)  

What was telling was Shannon's discomfort in being with a "sensitive" man.  I hope she doesn't make a mistake and find another David in her future.  She deserves better than him.  

[CSunshine76]

Twice divorced and LIED ABOUT CANCER Vicki is judging Gina for separating? What the actual F. 

[urusai]

1 hour ago, bosawks said:

Pretty much every scene Vicki is in I spend hoping somebody trips her.

Just give her a fake award and watch her fall on her ass.

[Mu Shu]

Kelly better watch Emily.  That is one big powerful girl.  She’d snap the Dudd in half.

oh Steve, no one deserves a love like that.  Not even you.

 Icki does NOT get to joke about Brooke’s and his cancer scam.  Also, my phone autocorrected her name to Icki.

tamra looks fantastic in red.  I know she’s a viper, but damn is she a gorgeous woman.  Shannon also looked good in red.  She showed her butt deliberately, and it looked good.  Vicki waddling to the door in her sausage casing Jeans was another example of the crew hating her.  She looked awful,

[TexasGal]

6 minutes ago, pinky33 said:

Love Kelly's lunch convo with Emily. Emily trying to be judgy....

"You really shouldn't call anyone those bad names." - Emily

"You really shouldn't tell anyone you'll kill them." - Kelly

LOL

“Touché” - Emily.  How many seconds will that hatchet remain buried before it’s launched at someone’s back?

 

2 minutes ago, ChitChat said:

What was telling was Shannon's discomfort in being with a "sensitive" man.  I hope she doesn't make a mistake and find another David in her future.  She deserves better than him.  

Yeah, I hope she breaks out of her comfort zone and doesn’t just want more of the same.

[Goodnight]

I like Gina, but she definitely has an opinion when nobody asked. I think Steve does like Vicki, but he'll never marry her so if that's the goal she better call up Shannon's matchmaker. Kelly is dumb and a mean drunk, but there's no way her ex is a "great guy." I believe that he was controlling and there's a reason she left him the first time.

[enchantingmonkey]

11 minutes ago, Bronzedog said:

The women are trying hard to bring the drama but it’s all been kind of boring.

After the fight at Eddie's birthday party was over, it was like the episode dragged on and on.  Something is off with them this season.  Kelly and Emily signing a peace treaty so quickly didn't help matters.  

After reading about Steve's shady past as a police officer and his current aspirations for political office, Kelly's accusations about Steve using Vicki for her money didn't sound totally unfounded.  While Kelly has a tendency to lose her temper, I can't remember her spreading outright lies.  

[MEH4250]

Just now, ChitChat said:

Some of them gave the stink eye when the word 'cat' was uttered.   With a little bit of effort, a litterbox can be kept tidy.  I don't get how people don't mind puppy pads all over the house, but they think that having a cat and a litterbox is the most offensive thing they've ever heard of.   Go figure.   (FWIW to my fellow cat lovers, I have the Breeze litter system and it really is a breeze!)  

What was telling was Shannon's discomfort in being with a "sensitive" man.  I hope she doesn't make a mistake and find another David in her future.  She deserves better than him.  

Those boxes have a nasty rep even though I don't know many with cats, they've cleaned up their act! I rarely ever get that acrid, ammonia smell of a box.

Just now, CSunshine76 said:

Twice divorced and LIED ABOUT CANCER Vicki is judging Gina for separating? What the actual F. 

Aren't they all hypocrites trying to tell each what to do as they make the same mistakes they're trying to correct in others. How Shannon can comfort anyone is dubious since she appears to be the most unhappy woman who rarely if ever relaxes and go for it. She doesn't have to be wild, just stop being so anal retentive even in social settings like a 1st date.

[pinky33]

I almost started to like Gina last week. 

That ship has sailed.

[Bronzedog]

Vicki at her surprise party - “I can’t believe Michael is here!  Oh my God! OhmyGodOhmyGodOhmyGodOhmyGod!!!  I haven’t seen him since I left the office 10 minutes ago!  And, he chose to spend his paid lunch hour with me!! OhmyGodOhmyGodOhmyGod!!”

[walnutqueen]

40 minutes ago, BodhiGurl said:

Like it's cool to hate cats or something.... apparently because they're not needy enough and you can't put it in a purse and go shopping with it...

Tell that to my Babalu kitty, who spent the first few years of his life as a purse cat.  Walked on a leash, picked out his own toys at Petsmart, went everywhere with me, and had a second home in my compact SUV - he loved lolling around on the dashboard as I was driving.  Sadly, that changed when I stayed home and nursed his 4 old "brothers" through illnesses & death.  Now he howls like a proper kitty when we have to go to the vet, and has become the epitome of neediness.  :-)

Just waiting for Vicky, the cancer scamming cunt, to come up with some way to bilk more money out of unsuspecting victims using Steve's police background - perhaps something in the insurance/protection racket.

[Gem 10]

I had two cats.  So easy.  Took the doody out every day, and every Friday and Tuesday, emptied the whole liter box and put in Clorox and detergent and swished it around with some water, emptied in bowl, wiped it dry and put in new liter.  Never smelled anything EVER.  Cats like clean liter boxes.   Some people just empty the liter and don’t wash out the box.  Just sayin.

[Gem 10]

16 minutes ago, Mu Shu said:

Kelly better watch Emily.  That is one big powerful girl.  She’d snap the Dudd in half.

oh Steve, no one deserves a love like that.  Not even you.

 Icki does NOT get to joke about Brooke’s and his cancer scam.  Also, my phone autocorrected her name to Icki.

tamra looks fantastic in red.  I know she’s a viper, but damn is she a gorgeous woman.  Shannon also looked good in red.  She showed her butt deliberately, and it looked good.  Vicki waddling to the door in her sausage casing Jeans was another example of the crew hating her.  She looked awful,

Vicki also kept her shawl wrapped around her to hide her big red ass in about six spanx at the party.  (I’m terrible).

[SCS]

1 hour ago, walnutqueen said:

 Babalu 

Anytime you mention Baby Bab, I must head to YT for:

 

[sasha206]

So Gina wants us to believe that it's HER decision to divorce?  I don't believe that was the one to pull the plug on it because of some "self awareness."

Emily has become much more likable.  Still don't know why she had to settle for that husband, but he did seem to handle the aftermath well.  Her husband seems to be thirsty for airtime to me though.

[Bronzedog]

24 minutes ago, Mu Shu said:

 

tamra looks fantastic in red.  I know she’s a viper, but damn is she a gorgeous woman.  Shannon also looked good in red.  She showed her butt deliberately, and it looked good.  Vicki waddling to the door in her sausage casing Jeans was another example of the crew hating her.  She looked awful,

Vicki’s ass looked like two buses fighting for the same lane.

[bagger]

1 hour ago, Gem 10 said:

Besides being classless, loud, mean, a filthy mouth, etc. etc.  How her ex took her for so long, I have no idea.  The girl is nuts.  I wouldn’t be her friend for anything, and so should Shannon.

Vickie is too much with Steve.  Talking about engagement,  and marriage.  Why does this woman need to be married all the time?  She’s so annoying.

im liking the new girls.  Guess Gina’s husband doesn’t want to be televised.

I heard in watch what crappens (yes, they are my source for news) that her husband’s company said no to him appearing from the get go.