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teapot

teapot

Dies anyone (hate) follow the Abraham’s on Instagram?

in Sophia’s current story, she’s hanging with a few paid actresses friends around her age

the song playing in the background?  That would be none other than Motley Crue’s Girls, Girls, Girls.  Which is about strippers, no?

and words on the screen which quote the following:  “long legs and burgundy lips”. Which strippers most likely have, but ten-year-olds?  Not so much....

mind you, I am annoyed with myself here for sounding like my 79 year old Republican mother-in-law, because I pride myself on being a live -and-let-live-er, (and have nothing at all against over-the-age-of-18-year old exotic dancers) but THIS IS NOT OK

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Emkat
Emkat

Why yes Michael.  Farrah often reminds me of Steve Jobs. LMAO.

MargeGunderson
MargeGunderson

When Farrah is finally arrested for going batshit crazy in public, I hope crimes against the English language are included in the charges. 

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BlancheDevoreaux

I love how she loves to talk about how she and Derek had some true love relationship and has said that they would have gotten married had he not died.  Then, we see her 16 and Pregnant or this video s

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1 hour ago, Brooklynista said:

NTTAWWT.  As a hooker Farrah is doing more work than any other broad in the Teen Mom universe.  I just wish she wasn't so weird about it and would leave Sophia out of it. 

Seriously.  Put Sophia in boarding school (as someone suggested up-thread - it's a brilliant idea & the obvious "solution" for Sophia having some normalcy) and travel the world hooking all you want, Farrah. 

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teapot

teapot

"Although Abraham said she's straight, she explained that she feels very "blessed" that there are also women who are into her. She also added that if she ever were to start dating women, it would "confuse" her daughter, Sophia, 10."

oh, THAT's WHERE YOU DRAW THE LINE?  Dropping out of school in fourth grade and feeding grapes to a Shah two months out of the year?  Not confusing at all.

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DangerousMinds

DangerousMinds

7 hours ago, teapot said:

"Although Abraham said she's straight, she explained that she feels very "blessed" that there are also women who are into her. She also added that if she ever were to start dating women, it would "confuse" her daughter, Sophia, 10."

oh, THAT's WHERE YOU DRAW THE LINE?  Dropping out of school in fourth grade and feeding grapes to a Shah two months out of the year?  Not confusing at all.

Blessed???

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qtpye

qtpye

On 10/19/2019 at 1:09 PM, Birdee said:

As an actual Texan, I'd just like to go on record saying that the toga weeding is just pure trash not "pure Texan" as Michael misstated in the People.com article. 

On 10/20/2019 at 1:05 PM, Nicmar said:

I'm from Texas and never heard of a toga wedding at all!!! 😔

When you want all the understated elegance of Animal House.

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MyPeopleAreNordic

MyPeopleAreNordic

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They had a toga-themed wedding at a llama ranch, complete with plastic flowers. That's....different. Honestly, I expect no less from the crazy that is Farrah's family (although this theme is still less crazy than DebzOG's "rap career", so Michael's fake flowers, llamas, and toga wedding still looks more sane by comparison).

From the People article:

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 “We’ve requested that attendees don’t bring gifts, however, we’ve requested attendees to bring a $5 lottery scratch-off ticket to be thrown into a bucket,” he said. “Participants will draw randomly for another ticket. Anything won over $1000 shall be split with the newlyweds and the winner.

Gods help me, y'all....cause I actually think this is kind of a cute and fun idea.  I like it as an idea for a casual-ish wedding and one where the couple doesn't "need" household items or traditional gifts (or where it's someone's second or third wedding).  I don't ever buy scratch-offs or gamble, but it seems like this would be neat to do at a wedding reception that is more "party" than formal reception.  I must need some kind of intervention or medical help since I think the crazy Abrahams have a good idea here. 

The article also says their honeymoon is a surprise that they let Farrah plan and all they know is that it's somewhere on the west coast.  I must not have gone that crazy, because I for sure know that blindly letting Farrah plan your honeymoon is NOT a good idea.

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MyPeopleAreNordic

Farrah and Mykol are cute with their #womanempowerment thing because she was his "best woman" instead of Mykol having a guy as "best man."

My best friend & college roommate (who is a gay man) was my "Male of Honor" (although he preferred  the gender neutral "honor attendant" for the little program we handed out).  That was over ten years ago - I didn't realize how progressive I was with being ahead of Mykol on this by over a decade. I guess I need to go back and hashtag all my old wedding photos #manempowerment.  I'll text my BFF and tell him he needs to edit all his pictures from my wedding to say I was "really showing #manempowerment to the highest power" as well. I didn't have a random #toga wedding, though, so maybe I wasn't actually #livingmybestlife. 

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qtpye

qtpye

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On 10/23/2019 at 3:54 PM, MyPeopleAreNordic said:

They had a toga-themed wedding at a llama ranch, complete with plastic flowers. That's....different. Honestly, I expect no less from the crazy that is Farrah's family (although this theme is still less crazy than DebzOG's "rap career", so Michael's fake flowers, llamas, and toga wedding still looks more sane by comparison).

From the People article:

Gods help me, y'all....cause I actually think this is kind of a cute and fun idea.  I like it as an idea for a casual-ish wedding and one where the couple doesn't "need" household items or traditional gifts (or where it's someone's second or third wedding).  I don't ever buy scratch-offs or gamble, but it seems like this would be neat to do at a wedding reception that is more "party" than formal reception.  I must need some kind of intervention or medical help since I think the crazy Abrahams have a good idea here. 

The article also says their honeymoon is a surprise that they let Farrah plan and all they know is that it's somewhere on the west coast.  I must not have gone that crazy, because I for sure know that blindly letting Farrah plan your honeymoon is NOT a good idea.

Is Farrah "planning the honeymoon" code for one of her sugar daddies are covering the costs?

Hopefully, Farrah's dad has found a good lady that can bring some normalcy into Sophia's life but somehow I doubt it.

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Stusan

Stusan

14 hours ago, qtpye said:

Is Farrah "planning the honeymoon" code for one of her sugar daddies are covering the costs?

Hopefully, Farrah's dad has found a good lady that can bring some normalcy into Sophia's life but somehow I doubt it.

She'd have to bring some normalcy to Michael's life, too, since he's also a complete nut job.

I suppose it was inevitable for Farrah to inherit the crazy gene since both parents have it. If high school biology serves me correctly, she'd only have a 1 in 4 chance NOT to get the crazy. Or was that brown eyes? (A little dominant/recessive gene humor).

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Snarky McSnarky

Snarky McSnarky

Farah's going back to school, to get a Bachelor's in Entertainment Business.

https://www.theashleysrealityroundup.com/2019/11/26/teen-mom-news-pile-briana-dejesus-farrah-abraham-reveals-she-has-returned-to-college-more

Her LinkedIn profile includes a link to The Los Angeles Film School, a private for-profit school which offers just such a degree, either online or on campus.  

https://www.lafilm.edu/programs/entertainment-business

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Snarky McSnarky

Snarky McSnarky

If it is at all legitimate (i.e., students have to do more than sign loan papers), Farrah won't last more than one or two classes.  She'll be frustrated because she knows so much more than the instructors about "the industry," and that will be the end of her attendance.

Yelp reviews are decidedly mixed.  Some love the place, and others feel it is just there to separate veterans from their G.I. Bill education funds.

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toodywoody

toodywoody

Ok why does any woman of any age need vag rejuvenation? Because men think that a not tight vag means the woman is a whore? What about when women have labia plastic surgery. Every damn woman is different down there, not everyone has a slit, hairless and whatever it is that immature men think. People need to look at the Wall of Vagina and see how different every woman is. Women need to be proud of whatever they look like down there and if men can't handle it then fuck them. 

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DangerousMinds

DangerousMinds

22 hours ago, toodywoody said:

Ok why does any woman of any age need vag rejuvenation? Because men think that a not tight vag means the woman is a whore? What about when women have labia plastic surgery. Every damn woman is different down there, not everyone has a slit, hairless and whatever it is that immature men think. People need to look at the Wall of Vagina and see how different every woman is. Women need to be proud of whatever they look like down there and if men can't handle it then fuck them. 

Thank you!

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Uncle JUICE

Uncle JUICE

On 12/14/2019 at 12:11 PM, toodywoody said:

Ok why does any woman of any age need vag rejuvenation? Because men think that a not tight vag means the woman is a whore? What about when women have labia plastic surgery. Every damn woman is different down there, not everyone has a slit, hairless and whatever it is that immature men think. People need to look at the Wall of Vagina and see how different every woman is. Women need to be proud of whatever they look like down there and if men can't handle it then fuck them. 

First, I think it's the Great Wall of Vagina. And I want to look at it. 

Second, if a man can't handle what your vagina looks like, I'm pretty sure "fuck them" is the opposite of what you're going to do to him :). 

I'm all for varied vaginas, by the way. Whatever makes you feel comfortable and sexy ladies, get yours. If that means Dr. Evil or if it means Oscar Gamble, your preference. And most dudes will just get right on over it if you're already showing it off. 

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toodywoody

toodywoody

11 hours ago, Uncle JUICE said:

First, I think it's the Great Wall of Vagina. And I want to look at it. 

Second, if a man can't handle what your vagina looks like, I'm pretty sure "fuck them" is the opposite of what you're going to do to him :). 

I'm all for varied vaginas, by the way. Whatever makes you feel comfortable and sexy ladies, get yours. If that means Dr. Evil or if it means Oscar Gamble, your preference. And most dudes will just get right on over it if you're already showing it off. 

You are right it is the Great Wall of Vagina and you are also correct that we would not be fucking them.

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