Catelynn (and Tyler)

[Scarlett45]

2 hours ago, CalicoskiesNC said:

What is wrong with her chest? She is way too young to have breasts in such bad shape. 

It’s not her age it’s the fact that she isn’t wearing a damn bra. What is UP with these women not wearing bras outside of their house????!!

 IMO unless you are very flat chested you should always wear some type of bra when you leave home. I wouldn’t be caught dead in photos without proper undergarments. 

She would look so much thinner if the girls were where they were supposed to be. She carries a lot of weight in her face/neck/chest which doesn’t photograph as well as someone pear shaped but still. 

3 minutes ago, Picture It. Sicily said:

She isn't wearing a bra with that dress. She could wear a strapless bra, but she'd get little support unless it's custom fitted. And she definitely cannot get away without wearing one.

 

Signed,

A woman who hasn't left the house braless in over 20 years

Ditto. Who leaves home without a bra unless you’re an A cup? Even so don’t your nipples show?

[FairyDusted]

8 hours ago, druzy said:

Nope- you still look ridiculous 

Right down to the rainbow crown. Gotta keep in theme. Maybe they will incorporate Rainbow into her name. (I'm fucking kidding TY! DON'T) 

 I shouldn't even comment cuz I may or may not have one somewhere in all pink. Damn it Vanderpump!

[Emmierose]

Those boobs though...

[DNR]

MTV is evil & TM should be cancelled.  These two would never still be together and reproducing yet another child to neglect without the TM gravytrain.  

*Ptvr’s , you have to clink the ‘gender reveal’ link on her IG Profile - there’s a ridiculous InTouch article (no reveal) and all the bra-less photos are credited to Tyler.  He’s a poet AND a fashion photographer.....is there nothing Tyler can’t do? (Except work)

Edited September 15, 2018 by DNR
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[galaxychaser]

19 hours ago, druzy said:

Nope- you still look ridiculous 

I don’t have Instagram. What is the gender for baby #3?

[TexasGal]

11 hours ago, FairyDusted said:

Right down to the rainbow crown. Gotta keep in theme. Maybe they will incorporate Rainbow into her name. (I'm fucking kidding TY! DON'T) 

 I shouldn't even comment cuz I may or may not have one somewhere in all pink. Damn it Vanderpump!

That crown looks so bad, it looks like it was photoshopped in.

It’s a good thing she has a bump to rest her boobs on.  

[ginger90]

1 hour ago, galaxychaser said:

I don’t have Instagram. What is the gender for baby #3?

She’s having a girl.

[Bridget]

29 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

She’s having a girl.

Let’s hope that in a few years that NotCarly#1 and NotCarly #2 can help each other out, like being able to brush each other’s hair.

Cate is too busy brushing a horse’s mane, but she can’t brush her daughter’s hair (photo shoot or not)?

Mother of the Freakin’ Year.

These people!

?

Edited September 15, 2018 by Bridget

[galaxychaser]

Thanks. Tyralee it is.

[druzy]

Throughout the years we've witnessed Cate spend $3000 on a pig

purchase her sister-in-law breast implants

and order a plethora of overpriced seven point quesadillas

Which is why I was surprised to learn that Cate likes a deal just like the rest of us!

[Guest]

I get the concept of a rainbow baby and I'm not snarking on anyone who takes comfort in the idea, but the saturated colors on her flower crown (Ugh) makes it look like they're announcing that they've decided to raise their baby gay. All I see are Pride colors lol.

Edited September 15, 2018 by Guest

[Marisagf]

On 9/13/2018 at 7:10 PM, druzy said:

Where the hell did this lunatic "social worker" get their degree?

On 9/13/2018 at 7:13 PM, ginger90 said:

Right? I was thinking perhaps it’s Kathleen ?

Ahem...it was a "social working" degree, thankyouverymuch.

[druzy]

Breathtaking? What pictures are you looking at Erin?

[Caracoa1]

Tyler and Cate need to stop complaining about all the haters.  The quarter of a million they make every season comes at a price.  If you don't like people bashing you then get off the MTV money train.  In actuality it is very sad, they do not have the education or the skills to maintain their current lifestyle once Teen Mom OG ends for good.  Cate really should take advantage of all the therapy and coping skills she is learning at her Arizona mental health facility... I guarantee when Teen Mom OG ends and her money is gone they will not return her phone calls when she falls apart.  I don't think she's a bad person but she's not doing anything to ensure a future for Nova or her new child to be.

[Bunbun77]

Check out his "gainz". I need some brain bleach!

[Marisagf]

Tinder   Grindr bait

Edited September 16, 2018 by Marisagf
This is Tyler. He's all about Grindr and not Tinder.

[Duke2801]

5 hours ago, druzy said:

Breathtaking? What pictures are you looking at Erin?

I have to assume she meant that in the Seinfeld way:

[Guest]

2 hours ago, Bunbun77 said:

Check out his "gainz". I need some brain bleach!

 

Am I the only one who sees a boner in that pic? And that he's wearing a girl's tank top?

[Marisagf]

11 minutes ago, Giant Misfit said:

Am I the only one who sees a boner in that pic? And that he's wearing a girl's tank top?

Nope!  I saw that stuff, too.  I need a Silkwood shower now.

[druzy]

Here we go...

I am safe. I am strong. I am good enough.

17 minutes ago, Giant Misfit said:

Am I the only one who sees a boner in that pic? 

I will never unsee that. 

[Emkat]

Is he serious with that boner?!  (Can you photoshop a boner?) That is the only reason he posted that pic. The thirst is SO obvious my god!

[guilfoyleatpp]

Cate can make anything look cheap. It’s like her special talent. 

[Claire85]

His torso looks too tall in that photo. 

[ghoulina]

18 hours ago, druzy said:

Breathtaking? What pictures are you looking at Erin?

Maybe she comes from the Seinfeld-breathtaking school of thought?

 

eta: @Duke2801 beat me to it!

Edited September 16, 2018 by ghoulina

[FairyDusted]

Shit! I can never unsee that now ! *SHUDDER*

[ginger90]

Dawn chimes in:

[Guest]

1 hour ago, ginger90 said:

Dawn chimes in:

At first I didn't see this was Dawn and I thought it was a thirst follower implying that Tyler should do porn based on his boner in the workout pic.

I was going to ask how you would even get and sustain a boner at the exact moment you happen to be taking a mirror selfie, but then I remembered it's Tyler we're talking about.

[MaddyMaeboxerbabe]

21 minutes ago, SnarkEnthusiast said:

At first I didn't see this was Dawn and I thought it was a thirst follower implying that Tyler should do porn based on his boner in the workout pic.

I was going to ask how you would even get and sustain a boner at the exact moment you happen to be taking a mirror selfie, but then I remembered it's Tyler we're talking about.

Oh gosh you made me laugh!  Only Tyler would lust after himself 

[FairyDusted]

Puppies, Puppies, Puppies is the new Puff Puff Pass for the day!

[druzy]

3 hours ago, ginger90 said:

Dawn chimes in:

Dawn is a stupid fuck. They are not wonderful parents, they left Nova with drug addicts. Also, what additional career? Tyler doesn't have a career.

[galaxychaser]

I legit think they should name the new kid Carly 2.0 or Carly Jr.

5 hours ago, druzy said:

Dawn is a stupid fuck. They are not wonderful parents, they left Nova with drug addicts. Also, what additional career? Tyler doesn't have a career.

Hey he does have a career he is a mtv superstar! And a clothing designer.

off to hide and lmao. 

[ginger90]

Everything on their site, which isn’t much, is either sold out, or on “sale”. The only exception is the Tierra Reign t shirts, they’re 15.99. A new line was “coming soon” on September 2nd. The clothing isn’t my taste, and is more than I would pay even on sale. 

.

 

$27. for the top, $26. for the pants.

[mamadrama]

On 9/15/2018 at 8:50 PM, Bunbun77 said:

Check out his "gainz". I need some brain bleach!

I can't believe I am saying this, but Tyler appears...excited? Ugh.

 

Eta: oops. Y'all already covered this!

Edited September 17, 2018 by mamadrama

[ghoulina]

Also, does he just have a mirror hung up there in the garage?

[druzy]

She's due March 6, 2019

Edited September 17, 2018 by druzy

[Guest]

Social media fame is such a weird business...teasing your baby's due date for clicks/likes as if you're hyping an album drop! Way to somehow monetize their conception date on top of everything else.

[Farmfam]

59 minutes ago, SnarkEnthusiast said:

Social media fame is such a weird business...teasing your baby's due date for clicks/likes as if you're hyping an album drop! Way to somehow monetize their conception date on top of everything else.

Lol I had to laugh out loud at this! I have never in my life heard a due date announced and thought....”hmm, so you had sex around ___” 

Social media is weird. I didn’t share my first pregnancy at all on SM and my second was “due in the fall” but I have a very low SM presence in general. 

[ghoulina]

9 minutes ago, Farmfam said:

Lol I had to laugh out loud at this! I have never in my life heard a due date announced and thought....”hmm, so you had sex around ___” 

I do! But generally only with certain reality "stars". I'm always trying to deduce if they're lying about something - the father, the time of conception, the pregnancy itself. 

[FairyDusted]

One thing I do worry about and not just with Cate but MANY have mental health issues. No shame in that at all. But many of the medications are not safe for pregnancy. Do they just switch or go off for the pregnancy? Cate, Amber, Janelle, Kail.....Did I forget anyone?

[ginger90]

4 hours ago, druzy said:

She's due March 6, 2019

 

That headband, or whatever you call it, looks bad because the flowers don’t  go all the way around.

She still has comments turned off, Tyler still has his on.

Edited September 17, 2018 by ginger90

[Caracoa1]

Catelynn is looking awfully huge for a baby that's not due until March.

Edited September 17, 2018 by Caracoa1

[ghoulina]

1 minute ago, Caracoa1 said:

Catelynn is looking awfully huge for a baby that's not due until March.

She does. So she's roughly 4-5 months? Even for a second child it seems a bit big. 

[MaddyMaeboxerbabe]

Think more like 3 to 4 months along?  Gestational diabetes might really be an issue this pregnancy.

[galaxychaser]

3 hours ago, Caracoa1 said:

Catelynn is looking awfully huge for a baby that's not due until March.

That’s what I thought. She looks 6 months pregnant. Or she is stroking her 20 pounds of quesadillas.

3 hours ago, ghoulina said:

She does. So she's roughly 4-5 months? Even for a second child it seems a bit big. 

It’s her 3 rd pregnancy 

[CaliforniaLove]

Not to body shame, but Catelynn was pretty big prior to getting pregnant...wouldn't that have an effect on "show time"? And as someone said above, it looks like she's cradling a beergut, more so than a solid pregnant belly. I dunno. I just hope they're both healthy when it comes time for the birth, whenever that may be. 

[Caracoa1]

I thought Cate was told to get off SM by her therapists for the sake of her mental health....

[MargeGunderson]

On ‎9‎/‎17‎/‎2018 at 6:00 AM, ginger90 said:

Okay, I finally realized who this poor child looks like - a young Corey Feldman. (Sorry, kid!)

[druzy]

She's making excuses already

[dariafan]

On 9/15/2018 at 5:35 PM, druzy said:

Breathtaking? What pictures are you looking at Erin?

Well if you look at them while eating, you might choke and that takes your breath away.   Also surprised he could turn the phone around take a pic that isn’t him 

[Evenshorter]

16 hours ago, galaxychaser said:

That’s what I thought. She looks 6 months pregnant. Or she is stroking her 20 pounds of quesadillas.

It’s her 3 rd pregnancy 

Actually, it's her fourth - she had a miscarriage, hence the "rainbow" theme.