Amber: A Rill Woman Goes to Gel

[MissMel]

Isn't today the day Ambuh and Mutt were supposed to get married?  

[CofCinci]

2 hours ago, MissMel said:

Isn't today the day Ambuh and Mutt were supposed to get married?  

Oh yeah!!!

[Snarky McSnarky]

7 hours ago, MissMel said:

Isn't today the day Ambuh and Mutt were supposed to get married?  

[GreatKazu]

10 hours ago, MissMel said:

Isn't today the day Ambuh and Mutt were supposed to get married?  

Memories, light the corners of my mind...http://people.com/tv/teen-mom-star-amber-portwood-wedding-is-off/

[ginger90]

https://mobile.twitter.com/AmberLPortwood/status/918990178156515328/photo/1

[MissMel]

56 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

https://mobile.twitter.com/AmberLPortwood/status/918990178156515328/photo/1

 

[Calm81]

Any word on what Matt's up to? Are they still filming him after the breakup? Just trying to figure out if Matt is still getting an MTV paycheck or if he's couch hopping due to being broke. Hoping for the latter.

[Christina]

On 10/3/2017 at 4:13 PM, teapot said:

When Amber's too good for someone...

I actually thought Amber and Matt were pretty equally matched. I had some hope for her when she first got out of jell, but moving Matt in and keeping him after Gary disclosed his multiple children ruined it for me. I knew he would eventually alienate her from her daughter, which I didn't realize she was doing on her own at the time.

 

On 10/5/2017 at 4:44 PM, Jeanne222 said:

https://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2017/09/amber-portwood-breaking-up-with-new-boyfriend-over-stalking-alle/

 

So not only does this guy have two restraining orders against him, but he also let Amber find out about it on the internet instead of straight from him.

And not only that, but he's really going on about how much he loves her, after they've been dating for a month?

There are too many red flags here to count, but still, Andrew throws up a few more with his next statement ...

"I apologize to you, Amber, her fans, and anyone following us," he says. "I know I can be the man she's waiting for, I've been waiting for her in my life, and we both had to go through some real life experience to realize that."

"Our love is real, and I want to see it through."

Amber, girl, run. Run hard, run fast, and don't look back.

And yet, I find myself wanting her to get rid of this leech, which is odd to me based on my opinion of Matt.

 

On 10/6/2017 at 0:48 AM, Rebecca said:

You'd think the Matt horror show would've taught her something but nope. She's too stupid. Has she just pushed her way to the very top of the stupid heap as far as these women go? I think she was already there but wow.

 

On 10/6/2017 at 0:56 AM, Jeanne222 said:

Some spooky men Amber brings into Leah's world!  I for one am afraid for that little girl!

And those two posts brought me back to earth. I know she is stupid and delusional, but staying with this man after she learned things about him online, and continuing to ignore her daughter (Thank All that is Holy) for vacations with him,means she will be broke soon, and I can't wait for that to happen because I find her to be a trash person. 

She was, allegedly, not sober during Marriage Boot Camp, so him using her because he is also a drug user makes sense to me (I lost that quote). She is certainly a fool with money and an easy target.

[SPLAIN]

15 hours ago, Calm81 said:

Any word on what Matt's up to? Are they still filming him after the breakup? Just trying to figure out if Matt is still getting an MTV paycheck or if he's couch hopping due to being broke. Hoping for the latter.

He is living it up in Vegas.

Didn't he try to put the spotlight on himself during the Vegas shooting tragedy?

[TimeToCancelTM]

1 hour ago, SPLAIN said:

He is living it up in Vegas.

Didn't he try to put the spotlight on himself during the Vegas shooting tragedy?

THAT part!!! Lol on that 50k that he robbed her for...lol

[druzy]

[druzy]

[MissMel]

She doesn't look like she's enjoying herself too much for this picture.  Hopefully that's Gary in the background.  

[CofCinci]

On 10/15/2017 at 1:40 AM, SPLAIN said:

He is living it up in Vegas.

Yep, he’s living his dream right now.  Cards, booze and broads.

Once he hits a dry spell, he will start to sell Amber stories and pics (this dude totally has nude pics and sex videos of Amber). Right now he’s doing well in Vegas so we won’t hear from him.  He fancies himself like one of those MIT students that can count cards — but the House always wins in the end. 

[ghoulina]

2 hours ago, CofCinci said:

Yep, he’s living his dream right now.  Cards, booze and hands.

Fixed that for ya. 

[Tatum]

On 10/16/2017 at 7:59 AM, CofCinci said:

 

Once he hits a dry spell, he will start to sell Amber stories and pics (this dude totally has nude pics and sex videos of Amber)

Dear god, please tell me no one would honestly want to produce a Matt and Amber porno. Sick.

[teapot]

On ‎10‎/‎16‎/‎2017 at 8:59 AM, CofCinci said:

Yep, he’s living his dream right now.  Cards, booze and broads.

Once he hits a dry spell, he will start to sell Amber stories and pics (this dude totally has nude pics and sex videos of Amber). Right now he’s doing well in Vegas so we won’t hear from him.  He fancies himself like one of those MIT students that can count cards — but the House always wins in the end. 

For some reason, I find Matt fascinating.  I'd watch a show about him...well, maybe I'd rather a scripted show about a *guy* like him (kinda like that show about the corrupt priest on Freeform or something...do you guys know what I'm talking about?)

It's intriguing that he has *no* shame in his grifting game...he'll play a long con, leave the women and children and take the money & run.  Meanwhile I have absolutely *no clue* what attracts these women to him.

[Rebecca]

On 10/15/2017 at 9:55 AM, druzy said:

Look at the look on that girl's face...can you imagine being THAT excited to meet these people? No wonder Amber thinks she's some kind of star.

2 hours ago, teapot said:

For some reason, I find Matt fascinating.  I'd watch a show about him...well, maybe I'd rather a scripted show about a *guy* like him (kinda like that show about the corrupt priest on Freeform or something...do you guys know what I'm talking about?)

It's intriguing that he has *no* shame in his grifting game...he'll play a long con, leave the women and children and take the money & run.  Meanwhile I have absolutely *no clue* what attracts these women to him.

He's too disgusting to be interesting to me but I see what you're saying. I'm just glad he's gone, however. He grosses me out on a visceral level.

Edited October 18, 2017 by Rebecca

[MyPeopleAreNordic]

2 hours ago, Rebecca said:

Look at the look on that girl's face...can you imagine being THAT excited to meet these people? No wonder Amber thinks she's some kind of star.

I mean, I'd be excited about posting the picture here to share with ya'll so we could all snark on my in-person observations together, but yeah.... 

5 hours ago, teapot said:

For some reason, I find Matt fascinating.  I'd watch a show about him...well, maybe I'd rather a scripted show about a *guy* like him (kinda like that show about the corrupt priest on Freeform or something...do you guys know what I'm talking about?)

It's intriguing that he has *no* shame in his grifting game...he'll play a long con, leave the women and children and take the money & run.  Meanwhile I have absolutely *no clue* what attracts these women to him.

I'd watch if it was like an Investigation Discovery episode or Dateline-type show about his grifting that used existing footage and actor reconstructions...but I don't want Matt on my TV regularly or profiting from being on my TV. 

[Rebecca]

23 hours ago, MyPeopleAreNordic said:

I mean, I'd be excited about posting the picture here to share with ya'll so we could all snark on my in-person observations together, but yeah.... 

I'd watch if it was like an Investigation Discovery episode or Dateline-type show about his grifting that used existing footage and actor reconstructions...but I don't want Matt on my TV regularly or profiting from being on my TV. 

Sure, I'd take a pic for proof to tell you guys about the encounter but she looks like she's about to piss herself with glee!  I met my favorite singer/songwriter after like 10 years of being a fan and I looked less enthusiastic in the picture. It just made me lol.

I'd also watch something like that about Matt, just not his regular "life" while he gets rewarded with money for further lies.

Edited October 19, 2017 by Rebecca

[druzy]

More Dark Secrets Exposed: ‘Teen Mom’ Star Amber Portwood’s New Man Arrested For DUI

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[Rebecca]

Having a blood alcohol content of .09 isn't the crime of the century but it does make me wonder if he has an alcohol problem. No one gets a DUI the first time they drive intoxicated, usually. Not a good look, in any case.

Being a felon, all the guns and the restraining order are much scarier but I don't know who else would date Amber.

Edited October 21, 2017 by Rebecca
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[ReadMeLattice]

21 hours ago, Rebecca said:

Having a blood alcohol content of .09 isn't the crime of the century but it does make me wonder if he has an alcohol problem. No one gets a DUI the first time they drive intoxicated, usually. Not a good look, in any case.

Being a felon, all the guns and the restraining order are much scarier but I don't know who else would date Amber.

That's definitely bad and I'm not excusing it, but that's probably only like 3 drinks. Again, def wrong and endangering others...but yeah, the guns and restraining order are a lot scarier than that. Unfortunately, I think most people who drink have probably driven with 3 or more drinks in their system at some point. :( I am crazy paranoid and won't drive at all even after one drink...too scared of getting pulled over.

[DudeLeaveMeAlone]

Did Amber make it to the shit fest of a reunion this past weekend? With all the Jenelle drama, I figured the trash queen would have made a fool of herself SOMEHOW, but I haven't seen anything.

[GreatKazu]

A level of .08 is what will get you arrested for DUI here in California. The thing is, one person can have 3 drinks and reach that limit, depending on their size. Amber's guy is pretty tall and big. He probably drank at least 5 drinks to reach the .09 level.

I did not see Amber in any of the reunion photos nor any mention of her. I wonder if Maci got drunk? Of course she did.

[Rebecca]

Wow, I forgot all about the fact Amber was supposed to be there - is there anything mentioning she was? Maybe she didn't go for some reason?

[ginger90]

The Ashley posted that Amber wasn't there because she was sick. Someone commented that perhaps she wasn't there because it was her weekend with boo boo. I didn't know if laughing or crying at that one was appropriate. The Ashley deleted that part, but it's still on the person's Twitter.

https://mobile.twitter.com/Maryoverby7/status/922273226297921536?p=v

[MaggieG]

On 10/20/2017 at 7:12 PM, Rebecca said:

Having a blood alcohol content of .09 isn't the crime of the century but it does make me wonder if he has an alcohol problem. No one gets a DUI the first time they drive intoxicated, usually. Not a good look, in any case.

Being a felon, all the guns and the restraining order are much scarier but I don't know who else would date Amber.

Being a felon ain't illegal!   (TM Kieffer)

[MyPeopleAreNordic]

6 hours ago, ginger90 said:

The Ashley posted that Amber wasn't there because she was sick. Someone commented that perhaps she wasn't there because it was her weekend with boo boo. I didn't know if laughing or crying at that one was appropriate. The Ashley deleted that part, but it's still on the person's Twitter.

https://mobile.twitter.com/Maryoverby7/status/922273226297921536?p=v

Hmmm....interesting....

I wonder if "sick" was code for "I can't get my pills/drugs through airport security" or "I'm nursing a black eye I got from my new man who has had domestic violence charges by walking into the cabinet." 

I hope she really was just sick. I just can't imagine Amber not dragging her sick self from her couch to a first class seat for a free vacation, hotel stay, party, and to get paid....

Edited October 24, 2017 by MyPeopleAreNordic

[Rebecca]

8 hours ago, ginger90 said:

The Ashley posted that Amber wasn't there because she was sick. Someone commented that perhaps she wasn't there because it was her weekend with boo boo. I didn't know if laughing or crying at that one was appropriate. The Ashley deleted that part, but it's still on the person's Twitter.

https://mobile.twitter.com/Maryoverby7/status/922273226297921536?p=v

Maybe they meant because she's always "sick" when she's supposed to have Leah. Didn't most of the kids attend or was it just Jace and Kaiser?

2 hours ago, MaggieG said:

Being a felon ain't illegal!   (TM Kieffer)

That's my favorite line from the series..I'd get a shirt or something made but most people would just assume I'm a felon so, no thanks, haha.

2 hours ago, MyPeopleAreNordic said:

Hmmm....interesting....

I wonder if "sick" was code for "I can't get my pills/drugs through airport security" or "I'm nursing a black eye I got from my new man who has had domestic violence charges by walking into the cabinet." 

I hope she really was just sick. I just can't imagine Amber not dragging her sick self from her couch to a first class seat for a free vacation, hotel stay, party, and to get paid....

She says she's sick all the time, any time she doesn't want to do something. I'm assuming she didn't want to go for whatever reason. She's so lazy I could see her giving all that up to sit on her couch. Especially if they are drugging it up over there. I bet if she was asked about giving up the free shit she'd get all sassy about how she can afford her own trip because she's a boss bitch.

I wonder if they just let her get away with not going due to the drama with Farrah.

Edited October 24, 2017 by Rebecca

[MargeGunderson]

Small business owners like Amber can't just up and leave their work any old time MTV comes calling. That's just for vacations. 

Edited October 25, 2017 by MargeGunderson

[EmeraldGirl]

I thought she didn’t go because of Farrah, but I didn’t see any pictures of Farrah. Was she there? Amber probably has some bug up her butt about Gary and Kristina and didn’t want to celebrate fake New Years with them. 

[Jeanne222]

Just reading along I'm suspecting she isn't wanting to entertain any questions Dr. Drew will be asking her.  The shin is off her crown!

[GreatKazu]

4 hours ago, Jeanne222 said:

Just reading along I'm suspecting she isn't wanting to entertain any questions Dr. Drew will be asking her.  The shin is off her crown!

Doubt it. He doesn't ask any questions that should be asked. We'd have a different show if he asked the hardball questions.

[Jeanne222]

5 minutes ago, GreatKazu said:

Doubt it. He doesn't ask any questions that should be asked. We'd have a different show if he asked the hardball questions.

I think he might ask her about the drugs and drinking if that's what's making the 'intouch news' these days.  He is not known for hardball questions but then again look at what he's working with.  Not a lot of promise in these doctor/patient relationships.  They just march off the stage...regularly!

[druzy]

I found Amber. She's in bed watching cartoons with her boyfriend.

Click on the picture.

Edited October 26, 2017 by druzy

[BXD]

I thought I read somewhere that Amber wasn't there because Farrah was present and they can't be there together or something?

[Jeanne222]

17 minutes ago, BXD said:

I thought I read somewhere that Amber wasn't there because Farrah was present and they can't be there together or something?

That's why Dr. Drew can't ask hard questions.  They either get up and walk off or never show up.  I wonder how their attitudes would change if the paychecks were to stop.  They now have stars on their dressing room doors at the reunion.  MTV has created MONSTERS!

[druzy]

[MyPeopleAreNordic]

"Focusing on Family"????
Family = my bed (or my couch) and my new boyfriend (not my daughter). And maybe pills.

[ghoulina]

She doesn't even have a family. She has a daughter she often ignores and a rotating line of mooches with Ebay addictions and violent tendencies. 

[CofCinci]

21 hours ago, druzy said:

Bitch is pregnant, I bet. 

[MissMel]

I thought the same thing but I didn't want to say it.  

[CofCinci]

How could you not want to have babies with this brilliant artist...

[GreatKazu]

On ‎10‎/‎25‎/‎2017 at 5:32 PM, Jeanne222 said:

I think he might ask her about the drugs and drinking if that's what's making the 'intouch news' these days.  He is not known for hardball questions but then again look at what he's working with.  Not a lot of promise in these doctor/patient relationships.  They just march off the stage...regularly!

Drew only asks questions provided to him by MTV on those blue cards. He learned long ago that going further than the questions provided only causes the cast members to walk away or they deflect. Rather than keep on topic, he moves on to something else. Pretty much the cast members run the show. We have watched them have tantrums, yell "monkey", refuse to answer questions or just walk off stage. Drew is a fucking joke. 

[Jeanne222]

9 hours ago, GreatKazu said:

Drew only asks questions provided to him by MTV on those blue cards. He learned long ago that going further than the questions provided only causes the cast members to walk away or they deflect. Rather than keep on topic, he moves on to something else. Pretty much the cast members run the show. We have watched them have tantrums, yell "monkey", refuse to answer questions or just walk off stage. Drew is a fucking joke. 

But what else can he do with what he has to work with?

He probably just loves that MTV paycheck just like the teen moms!

[druzy]

On 10/27/2017 at 4:33 PM, CofCinci said:

Bitch is pregnant, I bet. 

Edited October 31, 2017 by druzy

[CofCinci]

By not commenting, they're commenting.

[GreatKazu]

What was it about reporting on Jenelle that the Ashley has swore off not commenting? 

[MissMel]

It was when Jenelle was playing her dumbass "no,no. I'm not pregnant, I swear" crap when it was obvious that she was.  TheAshley caught a lot of grief even though she was absolutely right the whole time.  She decided not get into that mess again and just not comment on early pregnancies anymore.