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Meatball

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Congrats, Ambuh! You look like Anna Nicole Smith. I would say you're just as fucking stupid, but ANS managed to bag an old man who left her money and you're with a gross deadbeat dad who will take all of yours!

And Kristina runs miles around you as a mother. Thank God Leah has her and Gary!

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CofCinci
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Leah was already at her mother's wedding.

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Maci has a restraining order against her ex because of verbal threats he made to her husband. But she's down for supporting a person who made PHYSICAL threats to her significant other, WHILE holding t

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Can Amber stop pretending she's a gangbanger or a trained assassin? She's from a working class suburb in Indiana and spent some time in a local women's prison, yet she acts like she was either a Marin

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CofCinci

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I love how they're on vacation in Florida but decide to do impromptu meet and greets at Walmart. 

Also, if you're excited by a selfie with Matt Baier, you should question all the life choices that brought you to that moment. 

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CofCinci

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44 minutes ago, Uncle JUICE said:

Boy,he really likes that shirt.

He's very strategic with clothing. He lets Amber dress him and acts like he doesn't want to spend money on clothing.  He'll wear the same t-shirts that came inside his trash bag two years ago. You know, because he's not materialistic. (Barf). Meanwhile, he's secretly funneling money from her through the scammy flip houses. I hope the last babymomma standing "Toni" gets everything she is owed for her children, especially after he dodged the court server for nearly a year.  At this point, Amber deserves everything Matt will do to her when the well runs dry.

If they move closer to a casino (there are only racinos nearby and you can't play poker) when their lease is up, hell dry up that well up quick. 

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Elizabeth9

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2 hours ago, CofCinci said:

I love how they're on vacation in Florida but decide to do impromptu meet and greets at Walmart. 

Also, if you're excited by a selfie with Matt Baier, you should question all the life choices that brought you to that moment. 

This should be required language on all TM products, like the warning boxes on cigarettes

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MissMel

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This is why I wondered where in Florida. Her brother used to live in the same area that I do. I wouldn't call the area he was in a little Podunk town, but I would call my town that. Sadly, I could see "Matt from tv" being a surprise attraction at our Walmart. 

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Tatum

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50 minutes ago, MissMel said:

This is why I wondered where in Florida. Her brother used to live in the same area that I do. I wouldn't call the area he was in a little Podunk town, but I would call my town that. Sadly, I could see "Matt from tv" being a surprise attraction at our Walmart. 

That reminds me of a line from the Simpsons, when Lisa loses the national spelling bee and is disappointed, and someone reminds her that making it to nationals still allows her to be the most famous person in Springfield, that title formerly held by a woman who once went on a date with Charles Grodin.

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Snarky McSnarky

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15 hours ago, ginger90 said:

If the location listed is correct, Amber and Matt are in Florida. Will she make it home in time for her Wednesday with Leah?

And the picture makes Matt even creepier, to me.

https://mobile.twitter.com/_Sammanthaa87/status/808834007219761152/photo/1

"Kinda awesome that @AmberLPortwood is visiting my podunk town right now. So many people have seen them at Walmart and other places."

Bwaahh!  I know "awesome" is an overused term, but using it in the context of Amber visiting Walmart and other places in your town is really over the top. 

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Snarky McSnarky

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Amber, please just stop!  You don't know jack shit about clothing.  That is obvious by your choices for the recent shows we're watching.  How are you going to inspect for quality when you do your personal shopping at Wal Fucking Mart?  Is that your reference point for quality clothing?  And Matt is helping you with all of this?  Wow.    

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guilfoyleatpp

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28 minutes ago, MaddyMaeboxerbabe said:

Are they hand checking all this good quality at the Walmarts in Florida??

More likely, they're looking in on their sweatshop or trying to poach likely victims workers from the Walmart.

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Christina

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Dammit. I was able to like one of CofCin's posts then all the others resulted in an error that said I wasn't allowed to like posts from that user, including CofCin. So, either everyone in this forum has blocked me, or my computer is punishing me for clicking on that link of Matt. A third, less like option, is that PTV is acting up and will fix itself once I reload this tab, but I'm pretty sure it is punishment for the Matt photo. 

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AmyFarrahFowler

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1 hour ago, Christina said:

Dammit. I was able to like one of CofCin's posts then all the others resulted in an error that said I wasn't allowed to like posts from that user, including CofCin. So, either everyone in this forum has blocked me, or my computer is punishing me for clicking on that link of Matt. A third, less like option, is that PTV is acting up and will fix itself once I reload this tab, but I'm pretty sure it is punishment for the Matt photo. 

As a chronic "liker" I can tell you it's something with the PTV page. I bet if you try it again you will be able to :)

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Uncle JUICE

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Is there somehow anything more Floridian or more Walmartian than a Walmart in Florida? I feel like that's the verge of some sort of singularity that will swallow us all whole. Like it might be the unseeable insides of a black hole of trashiness. I'm pretty sure this makes Amber and Matt the Royal Family of People at Walmart. These are their subjects. 

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SPLAIN

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59 minutes ago, Uncle JUICE said:

Is there somehow anything more Floridian or more Walmartian than a Walmart in Florida? I feel like that's the verge of some sort of singularity that will swallow us all whole. Like it might be the unseeable insides of a black hole of trashiness. I'm pretty sure this makes Amber and Matt the Royal Family of People at Walmart. These are their subjects. 

It is where Amber has found her bed partners. Forget Tinder or whatever that dating app is that people use. It is also the place where she has performed her WWF moves when she has become involved in brawls.

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charmed1

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On December 14, 2016 at 10:08 AM, MissMel said:

This is why I wondered where in Florida. Her brother used to live in the same area that I do. I wouldn't call the area he was in a little Podunk town, but I would call my town that. Sadly, I could see "Matt from tv" being a surprise attraction at our Walmart. 

This makes me think of the Bundy's vacation to Dumpwater, FL where the serial killer who tried to murder their family was also the other most famous person in Dumpwater...The Man Who Met Andy Griffith.

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Willowsmom

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18 minutes ago, ilovetrashtv said:

So apparently Amber is quitting Teen Mom OG. This can't be anything more than a ploy to get more $$ from MTV. See you on my TV again soon, Amber! 

Wonder if she's leaving on her own or if she's not wanted back after the reunion?

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Snarky McSnarky

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If she's serious, Matt is probably already packing his bags.

Here's hoping she IS serious, and MTV decides that now is a good time to end this farce and go back to the 16 and Pregnant format with real teens that haven't been turned in to white trash divas with way too much money.

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Snarky McSnarky

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Looks like she left herself some wiggle room:

"The day I'm shown some respect by the people I've worked with for 8 years is the day I'll be back. I've sacrificed a lot for this show. @MTV"

She can always take a page from Farrah's book and announce that MTV has promised to be nice to her from now on.  Nobody will ever know the truth anyway.

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CofCinci

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She's upset because one of mothers of Matt's children did an AMA (Ask Me Anything; not American Medical Association) with a TM FB/fan group. The woman revealed that MTV producers knew about Matt's children and had organized with one of the mothers -- most likely for a filmed confrontation.  However, Gary (or his attorney) found out of their own and ruined their surprise with his own ambush.

Amber is shocked that her supportive, coddling Producers were actually planning a hurtful reveal. Does she belive that the Producers and Crew actually cared about her?  She doesn't have a single redemptive quality.

Screengrabs of the interview posts are in the Matt thread.  

Terri also believes that Matt and Amber have already married and that he most likely has close to 20 children. Icing on the cake is that his child support is $75/week and he's back in arrears. 

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poopchute

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3 hours ago, Snarky McSnarky said:

Looks like she left herself some wiggle room:

"The day I'm shown some respect by the people I've worked with for 8 years is the day I'll be back. I've sacrificed a lot for this show. @MTV"

She can always take a page from Farrah's book and announce that MTV has promised to be nice to her from now on.  Nobody will ever know the truth anyway.

What has she sacrificed?

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FlowerofCarnage

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8 hours ago, ilovetrashtv said:

So apparently Amber is quitting Teen Mom OG. This can't be anything more than a ploy to get more $$ from MTV. See you on my TV again soon, Amber! 

Amber isn't going anywhere except from one end of the couch to the other end! Does Matt know she tweeted this? lol 

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Birdee

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Serious question: Is she deliberately trying to be vague with those tweets (being treated unfairly, things that need to be dealt with, etc) or is she so stupid and borderline illiterate that she thinks she making sense? Sometimes I have such a hard time trying to figure out what these folks mean I feel like I may actually be the stupid one.

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GreatKazu

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4 hours ago, CofCinci said:

She's upset because one of mothers of Matt's children did an AMA (Ask Me Anything; not American Medical Association) with a TM FB/fan group. The woman revealed that MTV producers knew about Matt's children and had organized with one of the mothers -- most likely for a filmed confrontation.  However, Gary (or his attorney) found out of their own and ruined their surprise with his own ambush.

Amber is shocked that her supportive, coddling Producers were actually planning a hurtful reveal. Does she belive that the Producers and Crew actually cared about her?  She doesn't have a single redemptive quality.

Screengrabs of the interview posts are in the Matt thread.  

Terri also believes that Matt and Amber have already married and that he most likely has close to 20 children. Icing on the cake is that his child support is $75/week and he's back in arrears. 

Thanks for getting us this information and posting the link.

I went to the scum bag's thread and did a synopsis of the Reddit Q&A. Sometimes when I am on my mobile phone, it makes it hard to read. Some very interesting tidbits about this asshole.

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Calm81

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Hmm, I'm wondering if MTV did indeed fire her and she's trying to save face by saying she's quitting so that Farrah and Simon can't get the satisfaction of knowing they had something to do with Amber getting fired.

I mean, Farrah has the right to complain to the MTV production to have Amber taken off the show or she would press charges on Matt for the attack on her father or for Ambers attempt to hit Farrah. I could see Farrah saying "Fire Amber or I will press charges!" or Farrah told Amber "Quit the show or you and Matt go to Jail." I dunno. LOL. I'm just typing at the same time as I'm thinking it.

I mean, If some co-worker tried to attack me and my boss didn't fire them I'd have a lawsuit, correct? Any lawyers in the forum? That would be sweet revenge for Farrah to have Amber fired and working at minimum wage jobs.

Or she really is pissed that her "best friends" producers went behind her back with the knowledge of Matts kids just so they could get a juicy reaction from Amber. 

Wow! I'm just so lost and confused in a good way. I've been working too many hours this week and any free time has been Christmas shopping for my three kids. Today has been my first "catch up on TM gossip" and it feels great having some new stuff to talk about on here. I'm lame, I know.

Please, lawyers, or folks familiar with the lawsuits...chime in!

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ClassyCourtHeels

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So how long until we find out Matt has left Amber high and dry if she actually got fired/leaving on her own?

 

Less than 3 months right?

 

Maybe she can be replaced by Leah's actual mom, Christina as a cast member. Although I'd guess Gary would be content to let their involvement in the show end. 

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ClassyCourtHeels

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18 minutes ago, Calm81 said:

Or she really is pissed that her "best friends" producers went behind her back with the knowledge of Matts kids just so they could get a juicy reaction from Amber. 

Wow! I'm just so lost and confused in a good way. I've been working too many hours this week and any free time has been Christmas shopping for my three kids. Today has been my first "catch up on TM gossip" and it feels great having some new stuff to talk about on here. I'm lame, I know.

 

If Gary really did shut that down then major props to him. We've seen him mature into a wonderful man and father and this is just another example. 

 

Although I'd love to have seen this happen for the entertainment value......but Gary did an amazing thing if he put a stop to something like this. 

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GreatKazu

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@Calm81 I am certain MTV has their ass covered in more ways than one. If MTVs producers went as far as to try and concoct a show-down of sorts between Amber and Kelli, Matt's ex, that just shows they are in it for the the drama and the ratings which only serve to fatten their wallets. What I mean is, they may have clauses in their contracts about the cast not being able to hold MTV accountable for anything that happens as far as any fights, assaults, any sort of contact that may happen between cast members. Throughout the years, MTV has shelled out many shows such as Real World where fights have ensued, people have been injured, DV has occurred, and not once has anyone ever raised a stink about being the victim of any assault to the point they tried to initiate a lawsuit. 

As for Kelli noting it was Gary who put a stop to this staged scene that would have happened between Amber and her, this just goes to show the lengths Gary will protect Leah. It appears he doesn't want to see Amber hurt any more than she already is hurting herself by being with Matt. The more Amber hurts, the more it affects her relationship with Leah because Amber will spiral downward as we are watching it happen in front of our eyes. I see Gary wanting to protect Amber as he did when he tried to let her know what Matt was all about. He wasn't being an asshole to Amber. He was trying to get her to open her eyes. Sadly, she will have to come to that conclusion all on her own and endure the consequences of whatever happens to her, as most adults do who make bad choices.

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EmeraldGirl

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I thought her big problem was that Michael tried to choke Matt and MTV cut that out? After the reunion aired she bitched about that part not airing - only Matt being hauled away. She has so damned many problems  - who knows what the real story is. All I know is that I would never risk losing my freedom again by charging the stage and trying to hit someone. ON camera. Hell, I'd never do it anyway.  The adult way to manage a Farrah is to ignore and pity her. 

Amber and Matt have scary anger issues. I can't believe they don't blow up at each other. Only sit in that garage and say that they have a wonderful life (Matt's the new George Bailey). 

I noticed that the unseen moments show was mostly reaction shots from Amber and Catelynn. They rarely showed Maci reacting to Farrah because she's smart enough not to either charge the stage for a physical fight or sit and say you'd beat her ass and egg her house. 

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