90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[iwasish]

Just now, Alonzo Mosely FBI said:

OMGGGGG Jesse winds her up then comes back like a prince on his high horse to wind her up so he can skewer her again, f’d up! 

And she loves it. It’s the drama she lives for.

[CoachWristletJen]

Icky Ricky! Ugh! Get him off the screen!

Seriously if his lips move, he's lying.

[LilaFowler]

I just want to punch Ricky's fat face.

[Floatingbison]

Ximena is a real catch.  Too bad she caught Icky Ricky.

[kacesq]

Do we think Ximena really loves Rickey? I can't figure her out.

[aliya]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

She didn't know what her love had prepared for her in the city so she packed a lot of options. Seriously.

 

1 minute ago, iwasish said:

She wanted to be prepared for whatever he had planned. ....what does a girl wear to be dumped... ?

Jebus, Mary, and Joseph...    

[Auntie Anxiety]

Bring on the next idiot.

[configdotsys]

Ximena is a stupid ass. She knew he went there to meet another woman so how it is not obvious to her that the ring was bought from someone else?

Oy! Ximena just read the text!

[Armchair Critic]

How did Ricky's ex get her info to text? 

[CoachWristletJen]

Rick the Prick! Quit lying to this poor woman. Just let her go.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hahaha, busted!

[Mercolleen]

How the fuck would the ex have X's number? Such fakery.

[configdotsys]

Ricky is a lying piece of shit that will tire of Ximena and cheat on her if she stays with him. I cannot stand him.

[Pepper Mostly]

Here we go. Oh Ricky. 

[renatae]

I should have known Ricky wasn't going to come clean on his own.

[Tuneful]

"The situation is complicated." = "I'm married." 

Why would the ex have the X's number anyway? 

[Neurochick]

But is she really Ricky’s ex?  Isn’t he still married?

[Frozendiva]

Ximena, he will lie to you too.

[LilaFowler]

Ricky is just a greasy little butt plug of a human being.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Way to call him out, X.

[Pepper Mostly]

Darcey could take a few cry face lessons from Ximena. 

[Scarlett45]

So it seems like Ricky is probably still stringing his wife (not his ex, they are still married) along, they are probably having “I hate you/I’m bored/convenience sex” and he told her that he wasn’t serious about “flavor of the week....” ummmhmmm. 

[jacksgirl]

Ximena is a good actress. Those tears seem real

[Armchair Critic]

 I see Ricky rubbing xyz's (I am not trying to spell her name) arms and it makes my skin crawl. He is so creepy.

[kacesq]

That is Melissa's ring right? What till she finds out about that...

[CoachWristletJen]

How does Ricky even get these attractive women? I don't get it at all. What's the allure? Does his dick dance? I'm seriously trying to figure it out.

[AussieBabe]

The wife probably didn't text her. She's been sending DMs to women all season and letting them know they're still married. I'm sure Icky posted pictures. Ximena was posting pictures during the trip in February, so I'm sure the wife saw it. Icky just can't stop lying.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ximena should have texted with Ricky’s ex.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Neurochick said:

But is she really Ricky’s ex?  Isn’t he still married?

Well, it could be Wife #1. He's been married twice. 

[renatae]

3 minutes ago, Neurochick said:

Men didn’t really wear wedding rings in my father’s generation, but I guess the jewelers pushed for double ring ceremonies.

My dad did. And I'm pretty sure I'm older than you. Most of my friends' fathers did, too. WWII generation.

[iwasish]

Why are there ads for sheets in this forum!!!!

[VioletNevermind]

Lord, Ricky, how many “fresh starts” are you going to have?!  Ximena is an idiot to stay with this tool bag father of two. 

[Floatingbison]

Couple of derp faces coming up.

[RedBagWithMakeup]

I bet Ricky needs a "fresh start" in a weekly basis.

[Armchair Critic]

Michael probably thinks he is moving to some place like NY or LA like he sees on tv and he is going to end up in bf Alabama.

[renatae]

Ximena either truly loves Ricky or she is a great actress. Or maybe she is just *really* counting on going to Merica.

[Rabbittron]

5 minutes ago, Neurochick said:

Men didn’t really wear wedding rings in my father’s generation, but I guess the jewelers pushed for double ring ceremonies.

My grand Dad wears his wedding ring and he's 92

[PityFree]

 Oh 40-year-old guy with the Indonesian girl is going to be a train wreck. I cannot wait!

[kacesq]

That preview of 90 DF...some wealthy med school graduate is going to come to the US to live with a shlubby middle-aged American? Mmhmmm....

[Gigglepuff]

OMG - the previews for the new season of 90 Day look fantastic. A non-needy foreigner with a seemingly bland, middle-aged guy. That ought to be interesting.  

[jacksgirl]

I never confuse nice and kind. Just saying.

[Neurochick]

3 minutes ago, renatae said:

My dad did. And I'm pretty sure I'm older than you. Most of my friends' fathers did, too. WWII generation.

Most of my dad’s friends didn’t.  Most of my friends dads didn’t either, and I’m 59 BTW.

Can’t wait for Dean’s reaction.

Edited October 8, 2018 by Neurochick

[usernameG]

Dean and Tarik are the doughiest....they look like they would squish if you touched them.

[Scarlett45]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Well, it could be Wife #1. He's been married twice. 

Nah. He mentioned they were still in the process of getting divorced. It’s his current wife, mom to his youngest. 

[Floatingbison]

It's times like this that the air smells a little sweeter, the mountains seem a little closer, everything is right in the universe.

[Tuneful]

9 minutes ago, CoachWristletJen said:

How does Ricky even get these attractive women? I don't get it at all. What's the allure? Does his dick dance? I'm seriously trying to figure it out.

Americano, chica. 

I think at this point no American woman gives him the time of day, or one date at most. 

The Hazelbot is back. 

[EllaDisco]

Yeah, Ximena, if he's lying to his ex-wife about you because it's "easier" he will soon be lying to you too.  Actually, he already has.  Why women think a man will treat them differently than he treats the other women in his life, I don't know.  Someone who lies to makes things go easier for him will do that with everyone.  You are not the one special person he won't treat that way.

[CoachWristletJen]

Plaintive Hazel is about to tell him she's homeless. This is gonna cost him more $$$ than his thought!

Edited October 8, 2018 by CoachWristletJen

[PityFree]

Just now, kacesq said:

That preview of 90 DF...some wealthy med school graduate is going to come to the US to live with a shlubby middle-aged American? Mmhmmm....

Ha!  It’s almost unbelievable so I’m curious as to how much is real. She’s a beauty queen who is also a med school graduate but apparently not practicing medicine and from a wealthy family. Wow.

[Gigglepuff]

Hazel's face when Tarik said they'll talk every day when he gets home! 

Edited October 8, 2018 by Gigglepuff