90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[greekmom]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh, yay, Judgy Sister! She's a shitty host who won't bother to provide a decent meal! She hates it that Emily goes to the gym and likes to work out now. I'm sure I'm going to loathe her. 

Exactly. She could have whipped up some scrabbled eggs, some fruit, etc.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Emily, you need to be cleared to work out by your doctor.

The baby is six month old. She should be OK. 

[HappyDancex2]

who does that lawyer represent?  if that's TooTightT's lawyer then she should be writing the prenup in his favor.   Why even bother with a mediator?   She doesn't bring anything to the table so cut her a deal and let's move on.  I don't really want to see what she thinks she "deserves" at this point LOL

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Sasha will have knocked up two American women in the gym before noon.

Do you think he’s been ‘doping’ his swimmers?

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

Exactly. She could have whipped up some scrabbled eggs, some fruit, etc.

Yeah,no. I think that’s Emily’s job. 

[Eldemarge]

Juliana is the BIGGEST FAKER.  Michael, get your puffy, pasty head out of your ass.

[Pepper Mostly]

The ride to the gym must have been a hoot. "Look, American rocks!" "Over there, is an American tree!" "That's an American tire store! Do you have tire stores in Russia or are you so amazing primitive that you still go everywhere by sleigh?" 

[Floatingbison]

Sasha will probably be needing to find a steroid connection before too long.

[Dance4Life]

I hate these scenes!

The guy eats oatmeal, peanut butter and banana.....just like a million of other Americans!

This scene was a FAIL!

He punkd them back. Tomorrow I cook breakfast.  
 

She was ....you go to American grocery store?

Yea, bitch...this is America...right?  
 

WTF!!!!

They were rude....not him!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Michael needs to go to a doctor to check his thyroid.

[Drogo]

If he wants an American breakfast, take him to fucking Denny's. 

[VioletNevermind]

Yeah, asshole, they don’t “think about prenups when they’re getting married” because they don’t have any money.  God, I hate him and I hope she takes every penny he has.  Him and his ugly car and his moobs. 

[Archer27]

Oh, yeah of course, you obnoxious ignorant douche. No one in Brazil ever thinks about prenups because everyone in Brazil is poor. I LOATHE HIM!

[greekmom]

I wonder if she signs a prenup without someone explaining it to Julianna in Portuguese can she get it overturned?

[magemaud]

3 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Emily, you need to be cleared to work out by your doctor.

Does she have to fly back to Russia? Actually the baby is six months old, I wonder how long has Sasha been complaining about her weight? 

[Bryce Lynch]

Sasha is getting Emily a Peloton for Christmas, isn't he?

Edited December 16, 2019 by Bryce Lynch

[Armchair Critic]

2 minutes ago, brillia79 said:

He sucks, but Frosted Mini Wheats is not a sufficient breakfast. I can’t even tolerate sugar before 9am without feeling sick.

Back in my crazy younger days when I worked first shift my coworkers and I would have a Coke and a cigarette, they called it a "whore's breakfast".  HA! I quit smoking in my 20's but anywhoo now I usually don't even eat until late afternoon I just don't like eating in the morning.

[Adeejay]

Is it my imagination or was Sasha flirting with Emily's mom?

[Floatingbison]

A "few different wine companies."  More like, a few different shell corporations to keep the house of cards afloat.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Michael needs to go to a doctor to check his thyroid.

And get some shampoo formulated for oily hair

[Auntie Anxiety]

Juliana might need to find another suger daddy (see what I did there?).

[Floatingbison]

Sasha looks across the room at a random female:  boom!  You're pregnant!

[Armchair Critic]

2 minutes ago, Drogo said:

If he wants an American breakfast, take him to fucking Denny's. 

Hell yeah, give the man a $5.99 Super Slam

[LucyEth]

I can't stand either one of these two.  Don't care if she takes him for everything or he shuts her out of the $.  

[charmed1]

This attorney looks and sounds exactly like Michael with a wig. Nice try TLC. I could tell that Steve Urkel and his cousin Myrtle Urkel were played by the same actor!

Edited December 16, 2019 by charmed1

[kacesq]

Juliana is very skilled at playing whatever role she thinks is appropriate at the time isn’t she?

[Mr. Miner]

Condescending fucking lawyer!

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Archer27 said:

Oh, yeah of course, you obnoxious ignorant douche. No one in Brazil ever thinks about prenups because everyone in Brazil is poor. I LOATHE HIM!

Me too! Do something about your moobs Michael, you disgust me you old perve

[Floatingbison]

Slouchy lawyer.  Sit up straight, Lawyer Lady.  Show some respect for your client.

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Does she have to fly back to Russia? Actually the baby is six months old, I wonder how long has Sasha been complaining about her weight? 

Since day 15 postpartum 

[RichiesOlderBro]

How has Juliana having a baby not came up yet?

[Eldemarge]

So he had another teen girlfriend from a yacht party that didn't quite work out for him?  And then he called up Juliana again?  Interesting.   Drain his accounts, girl, I'm okay with it.  The kids hopefully already have a good college fund going.

[Angry Moldovan]

3 minutes ago, Adeejay said:

Is it my imagination or was Sasha flirting with Emily's mom?

Oh, he likes what he sees, the sister not so much

[VioletNevermind]

I’m sure this “uncertainty” of Juliana’s is all bullshit for the cameras, but please . . . GO. HOME. 

[magemaud]

That patrician CT attorney is straight out of Central Casting.  

[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Juliana is very skilled at playing whatever role she thinks is appropriate at the time isn’t she?

She is much smarter than tight shirt guy porches driving guy.  

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Me too! Do something about your moobs Michael, you disgust me you old perve

He has a weird wrinkly neck like a tortoise. 

[Dance4Life]

7 minutes ago, HappyDancex2 said:

who does that lawyer represent?  if that's TooTightT's lawyer then she should be writing the prenup in his favor.   Why even bother with a mediator?   She doesn't bring anything to the table so cut her a deal and let's move on.  I don't really want to see what she thinks she "deserves" at this point LOL

This is the Tv scene!

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Since day 15 postpartum 

He waited that long?

[LucyEth]

Michaels ex did a good job of planting the doubt seed into the relationship.  

[greekmom]

Juliana had expectations she will be taken care of and very well at that.

He should have told her that he wanted a prenup in Brazil. In case she wanted to change her mind.

Now that she's in the States, she's at that point, 'shit i'm this far..i may as well see what i can do to fix it.'

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, LucyEth said:

I can't stand either one of these two.  Don't care if she takes him for everything or he shuts her out of the $.  

I marginally despise him more, so I hope she takes him to the cleaners (which he obviously needs based on his apartment).

[Armchair Critic]

2 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

So he had another teen girlfriend from a yacht party that didn't quite work out for him?  And then he called up Juliana again?  Interesting. 

What a sleaze

[sagittarius sue]

6 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Sasha will probably be needing to find a steroid connection before too long.

I was wondering about that when the 2nd wife mentioned about him becoming so muscular and his personality changing.  Sounds like steroids to me!

[LucyEth]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

He has a weird wrinkly neck like a tortoise. 

and small shoulders

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

He has a weird wrinkly neck like a tortoise. 

Yes, I noticed that too. I don’t know anyone with a neck like that, and I’ve been around a while.

[Angry Moldovan]

3 minutes ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

How has Juliana having a baby not came up yet?

Whaaaaaaa?

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, LucyEth said:

Michaels ex did a good job of planting the doubt seed into the relationship.  

She sure did.  She came into the house without knocking, dropped a couple comments about pre nush, said that she hoped she didn't stir anything up, then sashayed out, mission accomplished.

[hookedontv]

Do we really have to endure another “trying on wedding gowns” scenes with women trying to squeeze themselves into a style that does them no favors? Grangela, Anna, Jenny, Danielle-SLEEVES PLEASE!

[sagittarius sue]

Just now, hookedontv said:

Do we really have to endure another “trying on wedding gowns” scenes with women trying to squeeze themselves into a style that does them no favors? Grangela, Anna, Jenny, Danielle-SLEEVES PLEASE!

I think Grangela probably insisted on having that scene.