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[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

That Plattsville blond boy is really blond.

I foolishly got sucked into that show. He reminds me of Kenneth from 30 Rock, he was very sheltered.

[VioletNevermind]

“I can’t say she’s a good beekeeper.”

-words I never thought I’d hear on this show.

[Mr. Miner]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Neither Mursel nor Anna seems especially bright. 

So wait, he's been there three weeks and still hasn't seen the goddamn bees??

No, just her moles.

[magemaud]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

So wait, he's been there three weeks and still hasn't seen the goddamn bees??

You beat me to it! I thought she’d introduce him to the bees before her kids. “This is Buzzy, and Fluffy, and Mittens...” 

[charmed1]

I’m ashamed. I watched the Plathville show. It wasn’t as bad as I expected, but when the bar is set so low for TLC, “not as bad as expected” is not really an endorsement.

[tvrox]

Watching him work "excites" you? Eww. I see some cross promotion with porno granny in their future.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mursel doesn’t know what the hell she is talking about. Great relationship.

[Floatingbison]

Bee flirting.  Now I've seen it all.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, poeticlicensed said:

So is Plathville Flowers in the Attic? Those two look related.

"they put a lot of pressure on Ethan and I". Sigh. Another great argument for homeschooling. 

Anna! Jesus! Get a room!!

[poeticlicensed]

Mursel's true love is bees, not Anna

[Armchair Critic]

Mursel and Anna both don't seem like the brightest bulbs so maybe they deserve each other

Edited November 25, 2019 by Armchair Critic

[HappyDancex2]

This language barrier sucks.   They can't even be cute around the thing that they have most in common.

[Eldemarge]

Why do I get the feeling that Murcel can call her boys a shameful secret all he wants but the minute he tells her he doesn't like her bees, he is OUT!

[LennieBriscoe]

"In Turkey we have best bees. A+  Bees!"

[Gobi]

Bees in Turkey have stronger family values.

[tvrox]

"Everything was my favorite"... until the shed.

[Floatingbison]

A cosmetic surgeon could whack those things off her face in an office visit in literally 15 minutes, for probably a very reasonable price.  They even submit the moles for biopsy so that insurance will cover some or all of the procedure.

[Pepper Mostly]

You told him it was done? Why would you do such a stupid thing? Girl. 

[HappyDancex2]

Nope Syngin....it won't be a culture shock.   It's the same as thorn and bush.  No bathroom dude

[tvrox]

Eww the shed doesn't have a bathroom?

[Dance4Life]

Stop! It is not gonna happen.

There is not gonna be a Hollywood movie about green card fiancés who bee-keep!

I can see a Susan Smith twist, tho.

Edited November 25, 2019 by Dance4Life

[OoogleEyes]

I don't understand why in the hell she did not have the shed prepared. That's just wrong. Baby it's bad enough that they have to live in the damn thing!

[kacesq]

Wow. Much excited so beautiful....

[Armchair Critic]

I could live without a kitchen but having to use the bathroom in the main house would be a deal breaker, especially since he walked into a mess.

[VioletNevermind]

I cannot imagine coming from my foreign country to America and being told that I’m going to live in a fucking shed.  It would be a watershed moment, if you will.  *rimshot*

Edited November 25, 2019 by Suzy Rhapsody
Spelling counts.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

A cosmetic surgeon could whack those things off her face in an office visit in literally 15 minutes, for probably a very reasonable price.  They even submit the moles for biopsy so that insurance will cover some or all of the procedure.

Dr. Pimple Popper crossover show.

[HappyDancex2]

Hey Syngin why don't you bring up the kids thing right now....

[greekmom]

Dude. You wanted a free camper van.  This is a step up.

[charmed1]

Ew! There are bugs flying out. This is that moment on Hoarders when the organization lady starts vomiting on the sidewalk.

[Floatingbison]

Tonight, in a very special Thanksgiving episode of Shed Hoarders. . . . 

[usernameG]

She couldve at least made the bed.

[Adeejay]

Syngin isn't happy with his new home.  What a surprise!

[Gobi]

At least the shed has an open floor plan.

[Dance4Life]

Getting Leida and Eric flashbacks!

When they wine and dine the fiancés in NYC before revealing themselves to be nasty dirty pigs! 

[kacesq]

So basically Tania just been waiting for Syngin to do all the work. She's lovely.

[Frozendiva]

Tania, you and your BFFs had plenty of time to get the shed ready.

[VioletNevermind]

She didn’t have like four spare hours to spruce up a bit before he arrived?!  Sheesh.  I do more to prepare for the Comcast repair guy’s arrival. 

[LennieBriscoe]

Like walking from the outhouse to the bathroom. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Bet it’s nice and hot in the shed during the summer months and freezing in winter.

[Eldemarge]

No bitch.  You spent all this time trying to get a giant plastic banner made for this guy but you couldn't spend a day or two trying to make your shed livable him??   I hate you and try to buy a bra.

[Archer27]

Tania is a procrastinator and a planner...hmmm

[magemaud]

How can you be a perfectionist and a procrastinator at the same time? 

Edited November 25, 2019 by magemaud
Meant “can”

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Tonight, in a very special Thanksgiving episode of Shed Hoarders. . . . 

Wonder if there is a sail-something in that mess?

[charmed1]

She’s talking to him like I talk to my contractor.

[Armchair Critic]

Now she claims she could do an all nighter to straighten it out. They why didn't she do it before he got there?

[HappyDancex2]

Oh NOW she can pull an all nighter to work?

God I hate her.

[Floatingbison]

Did she say they were going to build a kitchen?  That's at least six or seven thousand and a two week project.  

Edited November 25, 2019 by Floatingbison

[Mr. Miner]

2 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

I don't understand why in the hell she did not have the shed prepared. That's just wrong. Baby it's bad enough that they have to live in the damn thing!

That’s because she, you know, sucks!

[Bryce Lynch]

Nothing better than a judgmental porn star grilling you about your sex life.

[kacesq]

Ah, new couple.