90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[Armchair Critic]

I have a feeling Anny is going to be another Larissa situation, she thinks she is going to live with a well off American and then be stuck with this broke joke and babysitting his kid.

[Floatingbison]

 If Uberman won't listen to bro's advice, why bother going out with him for a bro talk in the first place?

[PityFree]

Live and learn, crash and burn ...fine. But not when you have a small child in the mix!

Edited November 11, 2019 by PityFree

[hookedontv]

1 minute ago, LucyEth said:

Beef Stew?

And a bottle of Jack. 

[Bryce Lynch]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Couches in Turkey are so much better.

I can't wait for his reaction to Thanksgiving dinner.  Turkey is much better... you know the rest.

[greekmom]

4 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Wouldn't you have regular food for a first time guest - like potatoes, chicken, veggies, salad? Not takeout.

To be fair she did have a long drive from Chicago to back home in Nebraska.  I give the pizza a pass.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Drogo said:

Robert is a very unfortunate looking man. 

He is a creep. He should wear that lingerie himself...what an asshat. Shades of Ceasar who is NOT a nice guy.

[Drogo]

Somebody caught Juan good with a broken bottle on that right eyebrow. 

Probably the last idiot friend that didn't want his solid advice. 

[peaceknit]

8 minutes ago, greekmom said:

I'm thinking Italian.

They look half hispanic to me.

[Mr. Miner]

You’re going to feel stupid and believe me I know how stupid feels.

[Bryce Lynch]

Juan will not be the one feeling stupid.

[Drogo]

You know how some people are so unattractive they're almost attractive? Not Robert. 

[Eldemarge]

He's this season's Nicole for me.

[hookedontv]

Just now, Drogo said:

You know how some people are so unattractive they're almost attractive? Not Robert. 

Spit my water out laughing so hard. It was worth it. 

[poeticlicensed]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

He's this season's Nicole for me.

Or Molly. Insta step-parent

[Auntie Anxiety]

3 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

 If Uberman won't listen to bro's advice, why bother going out with him for a bro talk in the first place?

It’s in the TLC small print. Paragraph 5, subsection 3: All contestants must meet with someone who will tell them that they are idiots.

@Pepper Mostly, where are you? Hope you’re okay.

[Armchair Critic]

I wonder if Mursel lives with his parents (deal breaker!) because Anna said that he doesn't want them to know she has kids

[usernameG]

This Russian dude is a walking red flag.

[Gobi]

What a great idea! Have your pregnant gf meet your first wife for dinner.

[Bryce Lynch]

I wonder if the "Mama" show on the poster is on the Russian version of TLC.

[PityFree]

Sasha’s bangs are tragic.

[Floatingbison]

Sasha likes so much the jiggy jiggy, but the marriage not so much.

[OoogleEyes]

She's pretty small for being 9 months pregnant 

Edited November 11, 2019 by OoogleEyes

[sainte-chapelle]

I don't find Sasha attractive and calling an EX crazy is classic gas lighting...."Im not the problem you are crazy!"

[RichiesOlderBro]

Masha looks like a spitting image of Emily.  

[greekmom]

So Sasha's first wife is ok with being on tv but 2nd wife isn't.

[poeticlicensed]

All Sasha's exes are difficult pyschos. And the don't want buff guys

[usernameG]

This dude is a narcassist. And this girl is going to be a single mother soon. 

[Mr. Miner]

Things changed, I became a gym douche!

[hisbunkie]

4 minutes ago, peaceknit said:

They look half hispanic to me.

Respectfully, Hispanic is cultural not racial. You can be Caucasian, Black, Asian etc. and be Hispanic. 

[Twopper]

2 minutes ago, greekmom said:

To be fair she did have a long drive from Chicago to back home in Nebraska.  I give the pizza a pass.

I thought of that, but then I figured they had stopped for fast food on the way to Nebraska.  Not sure how late it was.  I wonder if he will gain weight living here.  Sounds like he is missing the mountains/hills in Turkey. 

I don't think Bee Lady needs to worry about hearing Turkish music at the malls or grocery so he probably won't embarrass her by dancing to it in public.

Maybe I just had too much for dinner, but I am finding this show pretty boring and I am a little sleepy.

So far I really dislike Robert the Rich and Uberdriver the Underwhelming.

[Armchair Critic]

riiiiight they were "just talking as friends" when he was married

[Auntie Anxiety]

I absolutely loathe stupid women who think their  experience with an asshole is going to be different.

[RichiesOlderBro]

‘Talking as friends’

Emily was banging him the same day she met Sasha. 

[Gobi]

Hey, it's Maria's sister!

[magemaud]

Sasha And Masha? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha 

I noticed wife #2 doesn’t want her name (let’s call her Tasha) or child #2 named on TV.

[SunnyBeBe]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

She's pretty small for being 9 months 9

Just in the belly....thin elsewhere.

[Auntie Anxiety]

English teacher color coordinated with the restaurant.

[Floatingbison]

Hmmmm,.....Sasha has a "type."   The plot thickens.

[usernameG]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

I don't find Sasha attractive and calling an EX crazy is classic gas lighting...."Im not the problem you are crazy!"

Whenever a guy tells me all his exes are crazy, I think "what did you do?". 

[PityFree]

Just now, hisbunkie said:

Respectfully, Hispanic is cultural not racial. You can be Caucasian, Black, Asian etc. and be Hispanic. 

Thank you!  Not many people understand that.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, greekmom said:

So Sasha's first wife is ok with being on tv but 2nd wife isn't.

She’s bitter about the ‘other’ women stealing her husband.  I bet they didn’t ask her.  

[kacesq]

So Sasha is a serial cheater.  But you’re different...

[ALittleShelfish]

I haven't been in the live chat here with y'all in a few seasons but I had to come here to say WOW are all these people idiots.  There isn't even one couple that makes me want to root for them and usually in the first couple of epis, I've found one couple I like.  

The beekeepers MIGHT just be the worst couple to ever meet one another on this show.  

Anyway.  I don't have rice-a-roni, but couscous and that's kind of the same thing, right? Same grocery aisle? No?  

[Eldemarge]

Sasha is a serial cheater.  Who impregnates people on the side.   Fantastic!

[Bryce Lynch]

If Sasha blamed the teeth instead of saying his first wife was so difficult, I'd have a little more sympathy for him.

[poeticlicensed]

Sasha's first wife has an unfortunate overbite

[RichiesOlderBro]

Wife #1 hates wife #2. 

Wife #2 hates pregnant wife stealer.  
 

‘’it’s just like a novel by Dostoyevsky.

[Floatingbison]

You know the little gears in Sasha's head are spinning right now..."how do I turn this into a three-way?  Think brain, think!"

[greekmom]

Masha hit it on the head - Sasha is selfish.