90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[Auntie Anxiety]

What’s more of a cesspool? 90 Days Live or Unexpected? ?

[Pepper Mostly]

Does Tariq own anything that is not buffalo check? 

[Floatingbison]

3 minutes ago, usernameG said:

Tariq has a face of a derp.

That weird upturned left side of his upper lip screams "duh" and herp derp derp.  He looks like he rode the short bus his entire school career.

[tincansailor981]

Hazel has the enthusiasm of a root canal patient

[HappyDancex2]

I'd be more annoyed if I were the ex girlfriend and this ex toad that I dated that I haven't even bumped into in years invited me to his engagement party.   Cue eye roll.  I would have said "no thanks but have fun.  see you in another few years buddy!"   If she is normal and coming she is just nosy or wants to be on TV.   Who would want to go to that party if you felt like he was a "good one that got away" you know?   You'd be more likely to wonder who agreed to be a part of the other side of the trainwreck.

[lucy711]

Ugh I don't like Tarik or Hazel.

[Frozendiva]

Hazel seems so lethargic and disinterested.

[Rabithed]

2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

The fabrics are gorgeous. I would be proud to wear one of those dresses.

Me too!! And I’d hang out with Michael and his friends. 

[EllaDisco]

Tarek, you can't say that you like to keep  your private life private and then go on a TV show.  And if you can have a crazy family, so can she!

[HappyDancex2]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Does Tariq own anything that is not buffalo check? 

He has a snazzy black mesh tank.  And a white tank top that looks....slimming.

[sainte-chapelle]

Ok I have a friend who had a live in boyfriend for years, the broke up and married other people and the 4 of them are really close. They even take vacations together. Nothing wrong with that, we are all adults and an EX doesn't need to mean hatred or unrequited love.

[tincansailor981]

Oh wow, an Elmer Fudd tank top to match Tarik's Elmer Fudd hat.  

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hazel FTW! You go, girl. Way to play your cards and make Tarik propose out of jealousy.

[Suzywriter]

8 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Rachel, what the hell? Do you think he's going to bang the ex in the loo? 

Um, he might.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Is Hazel’s sister real, or just imaginary?

[usernameG]

I want to cut Hazel's hair so badly. If you have hair that long I am sure it accidentally falls in the toilet and such.

[tincansailor981]

Then marry a Japanese man, Hazel, you gold digging tramp

[Floatingbison]

And Tarik has that fetching tank top from the King Tut Collection.

[Baltimore Betty]

Geeze, Tarik found a buffalo check tank top.

[Neurochick]

Hazel’s sister doesn’t think Tarik has enough money ? 

Hiw can Ricky propose if he’s still married?

Edited October 1, 2018 by Neurochick

[Auntie Anxiety]

TOUCH DOWN.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Um, he might.

Yeah, I wouldn’t put it past Jon to sneak away during the reception for a quick in and out.  

[Kareem]

Dayo is not real.  He could be Muslim, Christian or a Zen Buddhist monk and it wouldn't matter.  

Thought Abby of last season had something to do with the live show and that Dean and Angela's Scottie had been taken off or something.  

[LilaFowler]

Does the sister married to the Japanese guy not have any spare change to send to her parents who live in a hovel?

[Suzywriter]

Ok, so we know there is no rich Japanese guy.

[Adeejay]

Based on the fact that Hazel and her parents are living in abject poverty, I don't believe Hazel's racist sister in Japan is sending money home to help her family. Funny how she wants Hazel to marry a rich Japanese when she most likely didn't.  

Edited October 1, 2018 by Adeejay

[lucy711]

I really don't see what Tarik sees in Hazel.  I'd think that after has sex, he'd be bored.  There is no personality.

Edited October 1, 2018 by lucy711

[Rabithed]

Egads Hazel. Tarik, I can’t stand you but run!! This woman doesn’t want to look after your child! I wouldn’t want her looking after my dog! 

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, LilaFowler said:

Does the sister married to the Japanese guy not have any spare change to send to her parents who live in a hovel?

There’s no rich Japanese guy.

[tincansailor981]

She just played your stupid ass, Tarik, you nimrod.

[Mercolleen]

Look, Rachel! Big Ben ... Parliament ... 

[BradandJanet]

Tarik and Marta should meet on IQmatch.com. Ok. I just made that up.

[Floatingbison]

I'm asking Mrs. Floatingbison about buffalo check.  I've never heard of it...she's the fashionista  of the marriage.

[Pepper Mostly]

Tariq you are full of shit. You were all ready, rarin' to go to propose to Hazel. Until she brings it up. Then its all "whoa whoa whoa! no little woman is going to tell me what to do!" Fuck off Tariq. Run, Hazel. 

[sainte-chapelle]

I love Marta working out in full makeup

[Suzywriter]

Tarik's Elmer Fudd expression makes me forget that he's a nice-looking man. He just looks so blasted dumb.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I hope Ximena asks if that’s the ring he bought for Melissa.

And then she pushes him off the deck into the water.

[For Cereals]

Tarik’s trust is a little shaken?  That’s when he should’ve been gone.  I need to come up with a business for these folks...it would be so easy to get the, to part with their money....

[Rabithed]

1 minute ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

Yeah, I wouldn’t put it past Jon to sneak away during the reception for a quick in and out.  

He’s hoping Rachel will be open to joining them! 

[Floatingbison]

I think a lot of Jon's alleged sexual history is fictional and based on viewing lots of porn.

[Frozendiva]

Ricky, you have known Ximena for two minutes. Marriage already?

[BradandJanet]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

Ok, so we know there is no rich Japanese guy.

Not for Hazel, there isn't. Not for her sister either, I suspect. 

[HappyDancex2]

This has been a boring episode so far

[usernameG]

Does Jesse have mommy issues? I am trying to figure out the appeal of dating a 43 year old at his age.

[PityFree]

 Ricky, if you think you’re going to use Melissa‘s ring to propose to Ximena, then I think she’s going to start poisoning your food.

[Baltimore Betty]

Even if Tarik proposes Hazel will probably have a hard time getting her son out of the Philipines.

Rachel's way of wiping away her everpresent tears should have a name like the Rachel swipe or something like that. 

[AussieBabe]

7 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

What’s more of a cesspool? 90 Days Live or Unexpected? ?

90 day is more like a raging dumpster fire that started as a cesspool.

[LilaFowler]

Ricky is going to propose? Does his wife know?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Note to self—-go to Sonics for that Oreo cone.

[CoachWristletJen]

1 minute ago, Rabithed said:

Egads Hazel. Tarik, I can’t stand you but run!! This woman doesn’t want to look after your child! I wouldn’t want her looking after my dog! 

She doesn't like Tarik, and she will not have fond feelings towards his daughter. Kids with special needs require a LOT of understanding and patience! Hazel's going to be missing her son and resenting time away from him. It won't leave lots of patience and understanding for Tarik's daughter although she will probably be more fond of her than of Tarik!