90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[Eldemarge]

I am here and not a prostitute and ready to find love with a man who has kids but doesn't own a car with four doors!  Let's goooooo!

[hookedontv]

Just now, JennyMominFL said:

Guys! Guys! I’m back from Europe and i have missed you more than Angela misses viable eggs.

Welcome back hope you had a fab time! 

[PityFree]

I’m here and I’M NOT A PROSTITUTE!

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

I am here and not a prostitute and ready to find love with a man who has kids but doesn't own a car with four doors!  Let's goooooo!

Oh man! You were not a prostitute before me.

[Floatingbison]

Hey snarkies!!!  I'm back in sunny Orange County and ready for Snark Patrol!  Leeeet's get ready to rumble and maybe nibble on some Princess Toast!

[Gobi]

I'm ready to beegin the beeguine!

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, PityFree said:

I’m here and I’M NOT A PROSTITUTE!

Oh man! You were not a prostitute before me.

Twin Flames!

[hookedontv]

Cable is back! I am ready to watch this before I jet off to be a yacht model. 
 

or a beekeeper. 

Who is gonna buy me an iPhone dammit?

[kacesq]

There is literally a clock inside me! Let’s get started!

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, hookedontv said:

Cable is back! I am ready to watch this before I jet off to be a yacht model. 
 

or a beekeeper. 

Who is gonna buy me an iPhone dammit?

I will buy you an iPhone but ONLY because I am in love with your MIND.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just got home and made a beeline over here. 🐝

Edited November 11, 2019 by Auntie Anxiety

[JennyMominFL]

2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Hey snarkies!!!  I'm back in sunny Orange County and ready for Snark Patrol!  Leeeet's get ready to rumble and maybe nibble on some Princess Toast!

Im in. Orange County..., Florida

[Gobi]

2 minutes ago, hookedontv said:

Cable is back! I am ready to watch this before I jet off to be a yacht model. 
 

or a beekeeper. 

Who is gonna buy me an iPhone dammit?

You don't want lingerie? I sort of know your size.

[Mierin]

Here we go again!

[sainte-chapelle]

I'm here and still not a prostitute

Tania planed the best coming to America day...with what? A sex corner? Get the f out.

[greekmom]

She's a prostitute!

[OoogleEyes]

Good evening, fellow snarkers! Time to watch the idiots 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Why am I doing this to myself? How many hours of my life is TLC taking from me?

[DragonFlyzz]

So far Tania is annoying and extra.

[blubld43]

And it's your own dam n fault you're late!

[hookedontv]

I hate it when my stomach drops out of my vag don’t you? 

[Frozendiva]

I'm here, I'm not a prostitute, and chicken for dinner tonight!

[Kareem]

Hello to all!!!

😡

😡😡

😡😡😡

[Eldemarge]

Bitch, someone has to clean that up!!

[Gobi]

New drinking game: Have a drink every time Tania mentions her vagina.

[hookedontv]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

I'm here, I'm not a prostitute, and chicken for dinner tonight!

Please cut it on the bias!

[PityFree]

Tania’s rose petals are STUPID!

[Mr. Miner]

I’m a lucky guy! He don’t know about the shed yet.

[Mierin]

Just now, hookedontv said:

I hate it when my stomach drops out of my vag don’t you? 

It's the worst!

LOL, someone is already annoyed and cleaning up the flowers!

Good - it's a dick move to make a mess like that.  Keep that for your own damned home!

[Arynm]

She better pick that mess up after she's done.

[PityFree]

Just now, hookedontv said:

I hate it when my stomach drops out of my vag don’t you? 

 You would think the clock would hold it in there.

[Twopper]

10 minutes ago, hookedontv said:

Hey fellow Snarkers, are you all set with snacks and drinks for the tonight’s shitshow? 

yep, scarfing down some Pepperidge Farm oatmeal cookies as I type.

Hello everyone.   Stupid internet went out in the middle of last week's chat so I never got to say good bye.   My internet doesn't usually go out, but when it does it is always during a live chat.😡

[OoogleEyes]

That's her mother's  dress??

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tania is so freaking overreactive. Wonder what her mental health issues are, because I am 100% sure she has a few issues.

[DragonFlyzz]

Is Tania serious?  The less I see of her the better.

[greekmom]

Just now, PityFree said:

Tania’s rose petals are STUPID!

AGREED

Can you open alcohol in the airport?? I think this is all a recreated scene.

[kacesq]

Yes Tania JFK is your private airstrip. 

[Arynm]

OMG! Love the cute cleaner guy who has no time for that nonsense!!!

[sainte-chapelle]

Tania thinks the rules don't apply to her, I hate her already

[blubld43]

I'm not loving her meeting-Syngin look.

[usernameG]

The poor dude that has to clean up her crap on the ground.

[poeticlicensed]

LOL with the guy sweeping up the rose petals. Boss say no good!

[Eldemarge]

SECURITY!!!

[Floatingbison]

"No, you misunderstand. The boss said YOU LADIES no good!""

[usernameG]

Sinjun is really pitting out.

[Auntie Anxiety]

What’s going on on the back of Tania’s head?

[kacesq]

God he sounds like Ronald and I hated Ronald.

[LookABird]

Someone give Tania a Valium--or a gag.

[DanaMB]

6 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Why am I doing this to myself? How many hours of my life is TLC taking from me?

I feel you. I’m sitting here trying to decide if I’m up for watching live and reading here. It’s so much easier and faster to watch on the DVR. I think part of the problem is the couples are too new to pique my interest just yet.

But the snark is just too damn good here. 

Edited November 11, 2019 by DanaMB

[DragonFlyzz]

Good freaking grief.  I can’t take her.  Her “extraness” is ticking me off.

[usernameG]

These cackling bitches would make me want to get back on the plane. No visa was worth hearing that.