90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[Frozendiva]

Music from Carmen now?

[Mr. Miner]

The unexpected commercial makes me violent.😡

[hisbunkie]

Tania looks familiar. Was she on another show?

[Gobi]

"May I recommend the chocolate panties?"

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Horrified said:

Hallmarks of a super insecure guy.  Made a lot of moola and got a gorgeous girlfriend to make up for the fact he was a fat, bullied kid.  

I'm just speculating of course, but he's a candidate for Jesse's self-help seminars.  Guaranteed.

He was just what his son is now. Probably thrown into his share of lockers.

Jesse’s seminar. Hilarious.

[hoosiermom]

Late as usual. Missed last week entirely. I FF'd to this point so will catch beginning later. Couldn't wait to get in on the snark!

[Twopper]

2 minutes ago, blubld43 said:

I actually made some rice a roni yesterday, and I thought of this forum the whole time!

I have several packages in the pantry, and I laugh every time I see them. 

[Christina]

1 minute ago, LennieBriscoe said:

Model agencies are often "model agencies," IYKWIMAITYD.

All these people are Instagram models. She actual gets paid for her modeling. 

[Angry Moldovan]

What’s with sex shops of late?

[Eldemarge]

Every scene in a sex toy/costume store is so contrived.  Why are we still doing this? We GET it.  YOU BONE.

[kacesq]

This chick is very impressed with herself...

[poeticlicensed]

Sex toy activist. 

[Julyolo]

1 minute ago, LennieBriscoe said:

Model agencies are often "model agencies," IYKWIMAITYD.

Like a lot of men that don't have work say they are "working with computers".......

[Armchair Critic]

Syngin reminds me of a younger Prince Harry

[kacesq]

She went by herself to a bar in South Africa...so it’s not as dangerous as Ronald would have us believe?

oh God I don’t think I can take another season of the SA accent

[Mierin]

Ahhh, another 'I met my soulmate, the bartender' story

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Armchair Critic said:

Syngin reminds me of a younger Prince Harry

I love me some prince hot ginge

[Armchair Critic]

2 minutes ago, hisbunkie said:

Tania looks familiar. Was she on another show?

She looks familiar to me too. Also she is very attractive, seems like she wouldn't have a problem meeting men who live closer.

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, hisbunkie said:

For a wealthy man he doesn’t dress well. That blue shirt is popping. 

No one told him that it’s okay to go up a size.

[Eldemarge]

Who are these people who just get to f off to other countries for months at a time?  No job to be at?   

[Angry Moldovan]

Gahhh, the accents is giving me flashbacks of Ronald

[Armchair Critic]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

I love me some prince hot ginge

Do you read D Listed? 

[Pepper Mostly]

I am cautiously optimistic about this couple. 

[sainte-chapelle]

I think,these two are deep in lust, that is about it.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m really not interested in listening to social justice warriors on my tv addiction show.

[LennieBriscoe]

Would his name not be "St. John," pronounced as "Sinjin"?

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Armchair Critic said:

Do you read D Listed? 

Yasssssss 

[Pepper Mostly]

THEY'RE MOVING TO CHERYL'S SHE SHED!

[kacesq]

Did she say shed??? And not Cheryl’s chichier she shed....

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

Who are these people who just get to f off to other countries for months at a time?  No job to be at?   

Exactly!

[charmed1]

Her boobs are small in South Africa and huge in Connecticut. 

[Bryce Lynch]

I think Tania is Caeser's soulmate.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

She looks familiar to me too. Also she is very attractive, seems like she wouldn't have a problem meeting men who live closer.

She reminds me of Vanessa from that Seeking Sister Wives show.

[Twopper]

9 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Happy Birthday Twopper. Big Ange sends a cake

Ack!!! that sounds disgusting.  Actually, I shared a cake with 2 other people at a birthday bash for all of us.  After Mass, we went out for dinner today and I had coconut pie.  Yum.   Another birthday dinner on Tuesday, too.  This is the Halloween, birthday, Thanksgiving, Christmas, and Mardi Gras eating season in which I will gain lots of weight unless I am really careful.

[For Cereals]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’m really not interested in listening to social justice warriors on my tv addiction show.

Are you saying you self-identify as disinterested?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mom looks pretty rough.

[hisbunkie]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

4 minutes ago, hisbunkie said:

Tania looks familiar. Was she on another show?

She looks familiar to me too. Also she is very attractive, seems like she wouldn't have a problem meeting men who live closer.

It’s driving me crazy. Every time they show a clip I try to figure out where I know her from. Maddening!

[PityFree]

Oh, honey. You are an idiot.  If you want kids don’t marry somebody that doesn’t want kids.

[Gigglepuff]

Ha, ha, Tiff. Singin can go to the states, Ronald can't. Ha. 

[emjohnson03]

I'll be curious how this guy adjusts to Colchester. It's super rural! And he's actually quite attractive but cuter with shorter hair, haha!

And yes, who takes 2 months off?! She doesn't really work??

[Horrified]

Hoo boy.  Carmen's Tania's Mom's back yard looks like it belongs to a crazy lady. 

And they'll be living in the She Shed.  I think Carmen TAnia needs to put down the vibrator for a few days so that she can clean that mess up.

Edit:  sorry, her intro music was from Carmen.  She's NOT Carmen.

Edited November 4, 2019 by Horrified

[Mr. Miner]

Don’t worry it will be a short marriage.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, For Cereals said:

Are you saying you self-identify as disinterested?

I like to keep my worlds separate.

[greekmom]

Does mom look a bit harsh or weathered?

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Gigglepuff said:

Ha, ha, Tiff. Singin can go to the states, Ronald can't. Ha. 

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[poeticlicensed]

Tania lives not too far from Darcey. Maybe they should do lunch

[Gobi]

I self-identify as Brad Pitt. It's very hurtful when others don't agree.

[sainte-chapelle]

Hey momma I don't think you should be calling him slacker when it appears your daughter has no job and is living in your shed.

[Eldemarge]

Three years living in Russia.  Cannot order a tea in Russian.  Look out, we got a genius.

[emjohnson03]

Just now, poeticlicensed said:

Tania lives not too far from Darcey. Maybe they should do lunch

Haha so true! They are only like 20 minutes apart!! LOL!