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[Auntie Anxiety]

Everything this guy says is douchey.

[poeticlicensed]

Here we go, not a prositute guy

[Pepper Mostly]

Is Michael wearing a corset?

[Gigglepuff]

I hate this wine dude already. 

[hisbunkie]

“My life are my children” .  “I’m a single mom”. She doesn’t have time to date in the US but has time to be on the phone and Facebook for hours. Good for you !

[Eldemarge]

He's 42???  No.  Noooo I had him pegged for late 40s/early 50s.  😞   Hard yacht living, I guess.

[greekmom]

Black socks with white shoes Micheal?!?!? You are a douche.

[Bryce Lynch]

The Turk and the apiarist look like a decent loser on loser match.

Oh, now I see he is a Muslim who doesn't drink and she's a lush.

[blubld43]

This guy is King Douche

[VioletNevermind]

This woman has three kids.  THREE.  All boys.  Their dad isn’t in their lives and they couldn’t possibly need her more than they do right now.  Lady, we’re only 10 minutes in and I hate you already.  

[peaceknit]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh, I already hate this guy.

He seems pretty douchy.

[Julyolo]

2 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

I’ll try and hook up the VPN, not sure tho cuz of the time difference, and you know spending time with friends and family.

 If you get near Townsville, think of me. Lived there for 2 years: 1968 through 1970.  Loved it!

[usernameG]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Is Michael wearing a corset?

If he is, its not working well.

[IsMyHairBrushedNo]

I like how a million of us posted “douche” at the same time. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Michael is the guy Tim wants to be. 

[PityFree]

 It has allowed you a lot of freedom to have terrible haircuts, Sir.

[poeticlicensed]

He is a walking cliche

[kacesq]

Gee...I’m amazed this guy can’t find a woman here.

yacht party...snicker.

[Armchair Critic]

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Facebook is a very dangerous thing.

My 75 year old mother gets Friend requests from men on Facebook and gets hit on while playing Words With Friends. I always joke that I must be doing something wrong because no men are coming on to me on Facebook. 🙂 My mom is a widow and has no intention of meeting men online which makes it even funnier.

[LookABird]

Yacht girl.  Sigh.

[sainte-chapelle]

Douche alert and FYI most wineries are mostly in the red, it does not make you rich. Douche likely inherited 

[Andi27]

Michael = 🤮

No wonder DHS asks if Juliana is a prostitute. It's not you, lady, it's him.

[Frozendiva]

A yacht girl?

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, they're kindred spirts. He loves money and status symbols, and so does she. 

[VioletNevermind]

Hey, Poindexter, that woman does not love you (or your dumbass watch).  Facts. 

Edited November 4, 2019 by Suzy Rhapsody

[Bryce Lynch]

Enjoy your last slab of bacon, boys.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Julyolo said:

 If you get near Townsville, think of me. Lived there for 2 years: 1968 through 1970.  Loved it!

Way down south in Melbourne 

[Gobi]

"I was amazed she was 20 years old. I thought she was 13."

[greekmom]

Look at my cars ! Look at my guitars! Look at my clothes. And my watch.

What a sleeze bag.

[Gigglepuff]

Oh, god. I hate this guy. 

[Armchair Critic]

This guy bugs me already. She was a yacht girl = prostitute I hate to break it to him.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Michael is the guy Tim wants to be. 

Showing us his watch, what an insecure wanker

[peaceknit]

He holds himself strangely, poking his moobs out.

[Mr. Miner]

I’m going to judge, you’re a slimeball douchebag!😟

[PityFree]

 She’s 20. If she doesn’t already have her modeling career off the ground, she’s not going to get it off the ground. She’s a prostitute.

[blubld43]

"Discovered" by a modeling agency...

[Auntie Anxiety]

This guy would be much better off just calling a prostitute, a prostitute.

[Twopper]

I am a bit late, but I am thrilled to end my birthday weekend snarking with everyone about the newest batch of loons.  Apologies to real loons.

I thought maybe there was hope for the bee keepers because they at least had a shared interest other than lust, but then I realized it was another guy from a Muslim country.  Not at all optimistic about her adapting to his culture or his adapting to hers.  We shall see.

[Bryce Lynch]

I like Anna's appropriately, surly sons.

[greekmom]

Access to his credit cards. ROTFL... What an idiot.

[For Cereals]

I’m 44 and he looks like he could be my dad...

[kacesq]

What is he talking about????

[Pepper Mostly]

Just by coincidence, she was discovered by a modeling agency! And while she waits for her modeling career to take off, she goes to "yacht parties". Snerk.

[Julyolo]

Juliana may be a model, but she looks like Skeletor to me.. 90 lbs. Fiance.

Edited November 4, 2019 by Julyolo

[Gigglepuff]

These guys are the worst. He "saved" her and he'll never let her forget it. 

[blubld43]

She was denied a visitor visa because she was a prostitute?

[Drogo]

Wife: "How do you get engaged to someone you can't understand?" 

What did I ever see in her, IDK.

[Auntie Anxiety]

This guy’s hero is Jeffrey Epstein.

[OoogleEyes]

No shit, Sherlock 

[LennieBriscoe]

Juliana is a Yacht Girl, Michael. Stop drinking your product.