90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[Pepper Mostly]

Tom: I see a future together. Till next season, anyway.

[Toodleoo]

I hope it’s a friendship pin like from the 80s.

[kacesq]

Are they in some private room somewhere? There are no other diners....

[Mercolleen]

"Am I giving you away?"

Hahahahahaaaaaaa

[Julyolo]

Darcy is wearing her Rhythm Nation jacket again! I live for that.

[Tuneful]

Gift certificate for salsa dancing lessons. In Middletown, CT. 

[VioletNevermind]

Even if the sex with Tom isn’t any good tonight, at least Darcey will get the mind-fuck of a lifetime.  

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, poeticlicensed said:

Darcey totally does not fit into the british countryside

I have an older cousin who married a man from England and moved there, she is more the Mrs. Bucket (Bouquet!) type. She would clutch her pearls if she was anywhere near Darcey. 😂

[Pepper Mostly]

How long till Darcy's hammered? 

[Gigglepuff]

1 minute ago, Toodleoo said:

I hope it’s a friendship pin like from the 80s.

Or one of those friendship bracelets from the same era. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Did Darcey join the military? What is with that top

[BradandJanet]

2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

The student is the new customer that you need to make happy. Students are advised to check their university/college emails once a week.

I've built a failsafe system of total transparency and ongoing grade reports and warnings. Students have no arguments anyone would buy, and they don't even try. Wisdom comes from experience. 

[kacesq]

Darcey’s hair is horrific. All the fake hair and the thinning hair above the ear. Ugh.

[Ellie Godfrey]

3 minutes ago, hookedontv said:

Tim, I am sick of your monotone voice and nonsense. 

I hate the way he closes his eyes when he talks and the way he rolls his eyes up so his irises are gone and he looks like some possessed freak. Teem is gross.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

How long till Darcy's hammered? 

40minutes with her pink champers 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, BradandJanet said:

I've built a failsafe system of total transparency and ongoing grade reports and warnings. Students have no arguments anyone would buy, and they don't even try. Wisdom comes from experience. 

When I worked in the registrar's office at a Harvard grad school, when students whinged about "customer service" we used to say "you're not the customer, you're the product". 

[Toodleoo]

Noooooo Tom you stupid fop

[RichiesOlderBro]

2 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

I don’t think she’d leave her girls, but maybe I’m being generous 

The daughters she left back in New Jersey to go to Denmark to chase after a younger man?

[Angry Moldovan]

Ewww Tom Boy has a lipstick fetish.

[Gobi]

Darcey in her Talking Boobs segment.

[Frozendiva]

Ooooh, the magic box has arrived!

[Pepper Mostly]

Damn, and I had caps lock on in anticipation!

[sainte-chapelle]

I'm waiting for the promise ring mind fuck! Give it to me😂

[poeticlicensed]

That does NOT look like a ring box. Is he fucking with her?

[goofygirl]

That's a lovely pair of pearl earrings, Darcey!

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Ellie Godfrey said:

I hate the way he closes his eyes when he talks and the way he rolls his eyes up so his irises are gone and he looks like some possessed freak. Teem is gross.

He looks like a lizard on one of the AnimalPlanet zoo shows.

[LucyEth]

It's a promise ring, I bought from a nice guy named Tim, got a good deal.  Seriously, up until tonight Tom acted like he could take or leave Darcey, now he is in love with her, her red lips and everything she does.  What a bunch of fake crap.

[blubld43]

At least the Rhythm Nation jacket covers the girls, they're not practically in her plate.

[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

When I worked in the registrar's office at a Harvard grad school, when students whinged about "customer service" we used to say "you're not the customer, you're the product". 

This is no doubt the best educated discussion board devoted to 90DF any where!

[Armchair Critic]

I hate to admit it but Darcey has grown on me. She is a desperate drunk but she doesn't seem to be a mean person. Just hope she pays more attention to her daughters instead of chasing men.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

The daughters she left back in New Jersey to go to Denmark to chase after a younger man?

True dat. I bet if Jesse asked her to stay she would have. Bye girls

[Toodleoo]

Darcey always looks like if you stuck a pin in her she’d pop. Overstuffed, overcoiffed, over it.

[Ellie Godfrey]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Did Darcey join the military? What is with that top

Major Disaster

General Psych Disorder

[hoosiermom]

Just now, poeticlicensed said:

That does NOT look like a ring box. Is he fucking with her?

I sure hope so!

[Mindthinkr]

1 minute ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

The daughters she left back in New Jersey to go to Denmark to chase after a younger man?

Tradition...Tradition 🎼

[VioletNevermind]

If this is another promise ring, I would totally excuse Darcey breaking that dinner plate over his head (on the bias, of course) and hopping on the next plane back home.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, goofygirl said:

That's a lovely pair of pearl earrings, Darcey!

She will pierce her finger...it's a ring after all!

[Toodleoo]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Damn, and I had caps lock on in anticipation!

What a blow you were dealt!

[Bryce Lynch]

4 minutes ago, PityFree said:

 I hope Ben’s wife ex-wife finds out he’s sending bride price payments back to Kenya and goes to a judge to have any child support adjusted.  I mean if he has extra money for a bride price surely he can put more toward his kid.

We have no idea how much Ben is paying in child support.  Many women live FAR better lifestyles than their ex-husbands from the Mother support.  Based upon how broke Ben seems to be, that seems quite possible in his case.

The idea that a divorced father should have to send every penny he earns, even when he shares custody, strikes me as rather sexist.

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, goofygirl said:

That's a lovely pair of pearl earrings, Darcey!

hahahahahhahahahahhaha

[peaceknit]

1 minute ago, LucyEth said:

It's a promise ring, I bought from a nice guy named Tim, got a good deal.  Seriously, up until tonight Tom acted like he could take or leave Darcey, now he is in love with her, her red lips and everything she does.  What a bunch of fake crap.

Tom's gunning for a second season bigtime.

[Toodleoo]

1 minute ago, Ellie Godfrey said:

Major Disaster

General Psych Disorder

*dead*

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

I hate to admit it but Darcey has grown on me. She is a desperate drunk but she doesn't seem to be a mean person. Just hope she pays more attention to her daughters instead of chasing men.

Yeah, I can hate on her. She’s entertaining 

[SunnyBeBe]

Darcy is going to have a stroke!!! I bet she's wet her pants!!

[Twopper]

5 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Are they in some private room somewhere? There are no other diners....

Looks like in a lovely hotel suite.

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Ellie Godfrey said:

Major Disaster

General Psych Disorder

Corporal punishment.

[Mercolleen]

1 minute ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

This is no doubt the best educated discussion board devoted to 90DF any where!

If only we had had Leapstart!

[insert vomit noise]

[Rabithed]

1 minute ago, blubld43 said:

At least the Rhythm Nation jacket covers the girls, they're not practically in her plate.

She almost looks, dare I say, classy! 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, poeticlicensed said:

That does NOT look like a ring box. Is he fucking with her?

Of course he is. He lives to fuck with her. 

[Mindthinkr]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

True dat. I bet if Jesse asked her to stay she would have. Bye girls

I thought Jesse was from Amsterdam