90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[Drogo]

1 minute ago, Gigglepuff said:

OMG! Ang went for an ultrasound and they found one of her dusty ovaries? 

It was in a Skoal can under her bed. 

[HappyDancex2]

Sliding in late.…..Tim is getting yelled at and I'm confused.....

[PityFree]

3 minutes ago, poeticlicensed said:

Is Tim wearing mascara? It sure looks like it. 

Oh good God, Grangie is at the OBGYN. What a waste of an ultrasound

 I have said this before but I think Tim has eyelash extensions. 

 The ultrasound technician is going to call in an exorcist in the middle of Grangela’s exam.

1 minute ago, goofygirl said:

And ANGELA's getting an ultrasound???? WTF????? What are they looking for exactly?

 Amelia Earhart? the holy Grail?

Edited September 30, 2019 by PityFree

[HappyDancex2]

holy shit they didn't have sex after he closed the doors on the camerapeople???

[poeticlicensed]

1 minute ago, charmed1 said:

Nope. Nope. Nope. I absolutely will not watch any segment featuring Grangela’s cooch. I thought I had no nadir when it came to this show, but damn it, this crosses the line.

There is no bottom with these people.

[Eldemarge]

Tim went through all the trouble to wear a matching hat and watch for this outing, so he is salty that he's expected to give much more than that.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Good thing Violet hasn’t started calling Tim “daddy” yet.

[Drogo]

1 minute ago, HappyDancex2 said:

Sliding in late.…..Tim is getting yelled at and I'm confused.....

He's a poosie.

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, goofygirl said:

And ANGELA's getting an ultrasound???? WTF????? What are they looking for exactly?

Cake.

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

Nope. Nope. Nope. I absolutely will not watch any segment featuring Grangela’s cooch. I thought I had no nadir when it came to this show, but damn it, this crosses the line.

I will watch for you

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Drogo said:

It was in a Skoal can under her bed. 

I’m dead.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, charmed1 said:

Nope. Nope. Nope. I absolutely will not watch any segment featuring Grangela’s cooch. I thought I had no nadir when it came to this show, but damn it, this crosses the line.

Sadly, a year from now we'll all be here, cringe-laughing over some new outrage, and saying "remember when we thought a bird's eye view of Angela's cooch was bad? That was a simpler time!" then we'll probably cry a little and have a few shots. 

[HappyDancex2]

bwaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA  can't wait to read all this shit back.   How's everyone doing peeps?  Looks like I missed a good one.  I think I have more excitement in my life than tiny tim

[Mr. Miner]

She would make you rethink your gynecologist career. 😷

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, HappyDancex2 said:

Sliding in late.…..Tim is getting yelled at and I'm confused.....

Oh, he wouldn’t put our.

[toodles]

32 minutes ago, Drogo said:

Caesar is like one of those guys who pays an escort to kick him in the balls for an hour. 

Kinda like Electra on Pose.

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Good thing Violet hasn’t started calling Tim “daddy” yet.

 "Violet Has Two Mommies"

[Gigglepuff]

From the looks of that unmade bed, Avery and Omar did the jiggy jiggy. 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, PityFree said:

 Amelia Earhart? the holy Grail?

Jimmy Hoffa? 

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Sadly, a year from now we'll all be here, cringe-laughing over some new outrage, and saying "remember when we thought a bird's eye view of Angela's cooch was bad? That was a simpler time!" then we'll probably cry a little and have a few shots. 

So true Ms Pepper

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, Adeejay said:

I am with Tim.  If I tell you I don't want to do something, please don't try and force me to do so.  Seems to me Jeniffer is going out of her way to make Tim the man that she wants.  She should either accept him as he is or move on.  I am glad he stood his ground. Enough already!

I agree to an extend, I am with him on the heights thing but he could have at least faked a little enthusiasm with the animals. Hubby came to see the Downtown movie even though I know he didn't want to, but he knew it would make me happy so he surprised me and took me.

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, Gigglepuff said:

From the looks of that unmade bed, Avery and Omar did the jiggy jiggy. 

Avery got more action after 5 days than Jennifer has after how long she's been with Tim.

[Armchair Critic]

Avery is so young acting, she is going to get on his nerves quickly

[charmed1]

Omar is contemplating faking his own death now.

[LilaFowler]

Why is she slouching at the table like that?

[kacesq]

What is that word Avery keeps using? habebe?

[Mr. Miner]

Omar is thinking WTF have I done?

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Gigglepuff said:

From the looks of that unmade bed, Avery and Omar did the jiggy jiggy. 

I imagine it was over with very quickly 

[Gigglepuff]

Just now, greekmom said:

Avery got more action after 5 days than Jennifer has after how long she's been with Tim.

Yes, and hopefully they took precautions, they need to, unlike Big Ang and Mykull. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Avery loves to stir the pot doesn't she....brat.

[poeticlicensed]

Avery is acting like the child she is.

[usernameG]

Just now, LilaFowler said:

Why is she slouching at the table like that?

Because she's a kid that was probably never told to sit up straight lol. Maybe if she had, she wouldn't be such a brat.

[greekmom]

What a stupid argument. Who dances in the street?? Unless it's some street party. And i have seen Muslim women dancing at street parties with other women in the street.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Next week: Omar gets the marriage annulled.

[Armchair Critic]

Just now, charmed1 said:

Omar is contemplating faking his own death now.

Reminds me of the Meatloaf song "Paradise by the Dashboard Light". Now that he has had sex with her he probably wants out.

[usernameG]

Avery is about to get a dose of reality. 

[kacesq]

Oh now Avery is going to use that smug look when Omar tells her something she doesn’t like...this is going to work so well...

[Burning Rubber]

2019 Porsche self drive, when you push the start button it puts you in your place and tells you to STFU.

It's only a matter of minutes before he blows his top, it's about the millionth time he's heard "habibi" already.

[JennyMominFL]

Angela , your eggs are poached

Edited September 30, 2019 by JennyMominFL

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

What is that word Avery keeps using? habebe?

Habibi. Its an endearment in Arabic. It's like darling or beloved. 

Edited September 30, 2019 by Pepper Mostly

[pandaindisguise]

1 minute ago, LilaFowler said:

Why is she slouching at the table like that?

I want to scream at her elbows off the table and sit up straight.  

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, usernameG said:

Because she's a kid that was probably never told to sit up straight lol. Maybe if she had, she wouldn't be such a brat.

She’s grown up Drasilla

[hisbunkie]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

What is that word Avery keeps using? habebe?

I can’t figure it out,either. I thought she was saying baby. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I could have done without Grangie’s neon pink camel toe.

[seasons]

What if I don't have no eggs? 

[Gigglepuff]

That poor tech. How's she going to keep a straight face? 

[Floatingbison]

Big Ange and her egg-totin' dream.  

[Emkat]

If this ain't Zied IDK what is.

[Mr. Miner]

Angela has tattoos on her udders. 🙄

[magemaud]

7 minutes ago, kacesq said:

What is that word Avery keeps using? habebe?

Habibi is an Arabic term of endearment. I think the female equivalent is habibti. I learned this on a series I watched recently about an Egyptian Family. 

Edited September 30, 2019 by magemaud