90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[peaceknit]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

I’m already chubby a little bit, so I don’t care

It gets a lot harder to lose, though. Be careful what you wish for :) 

[Eldemarge]

Next week:  Darcey is my mother after too much wine.   (I might get triggered but I will definitely be here for that!)

[DragonFlyzz]

No need for Mom to worry about her stupid daughter moving to a foreign country in the middle of a war.

[Angry Moldovan]

Oh gawd Darzeeeeeee, the cigarette makes her the full drunk package

[Ijustwantsomechips]

Why is the wedding attire the color of cement?

[Mercolleen]

26 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

You’ve got to pay the bride price if you want..... inside it’s always sunny in Philadelphia joke

You have excellent taste in TV shows!

[iwasish]

2 minutes ago, Dance4Life said:

Wait!  How come Avery did not have a hymen check???? 

That would be a waste of time. Her virginity is loooong gone.

[Julyolo]

What does he need 500 dinera for? That stuff he's smoking in his hookah ain't free!

[greekmom]

These people are very crazy. And Rebecca is going to give 500 dinar to Zied. That's 232$ Canadian. He's going to buy her a promise ring.

[poeticlicensed]

Next time on 90 Day, Darcy and Bikini get shit faced.

[Julyolo]

 Enjoy your snark so much! See you tomorrow.

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Oh gawd Darzeeeeeee, the cigarette makes her the full drunk package

She looked like a slag.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Mercolleen said:

You have excellent taste in TV shows!

Thank you Ma’am 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, peaceknit said:

It gets a lot harder to lose, though. Be careful what you wish for 🙂

Meh. I've made my peace with it. 

[Twopper]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Teri you had your chance, and yeah they wouldn’t have gotten married without your help so good job...

This^^^

So how much longer was Avery supposed to stay in Lebanon?  She obviously was not flying back to the US with her mom.  I guess I thought she was headed to Syria as soon as mom left.

I guess I should read up on Muslim weddings.  I had no idea they were that short.

Good night everyone!! I won't be able to stay up for Pillow Talk tonight so farewell until next time, if there is a next time.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Darcy is even less likable when she’s drunk. Tom, for the love of god, run!

[sainte-chapelle]

Holy shit you guys...Drunk Darcy with the long ash on the cigarette slurring about not being good enough is giving me life.

[DragonFlyzz]

Darcy Darcy Darcy. She always brings the crazy.

[Angry Moldovan]

6 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Timlike?

Ala-din?

[charmed1]

1 minute ago, Julyolo said:

What does he need 500 dinera for? That stuff he's smoking in his hookah ain't free!

Forrrr...something. The reason I’m going to use from now on for any and every time anyone asks me why I need something. Thank you, Zied.

[Dance4Life]

And, if it is the Americans bombing Syrians......I am sure Avery is going to get treated really nice.

These people are stupid.

Syria was the only country I was ever attacked while grocery shopping for being American.  Not safe! This was 10 years ago......when it was ‘safe.’ 

Omar is grinning from ear to ear.

 He just pulled the ‘this is my wife’ card on Terry! 😙

[Pepper Mostly]

Good night all! See you tomorrow for more Sumit and Jenny soap opera! 

[Ijustwantsomechips]

On to Unexpected...I’ll be awaiting snark from @Pepper Mostly and @Mrs. Hanson

[deedee2]

Yikes, Darcey implodes next week. Tom is so not right for her. His cool aloofness is really messing with her mind. At least with Jesse she had some fireworks - as dysfunctional as it was. But Tom doesn't really engage with her aside from administering scathing critiques of her behaviour.

[nytonc]

8 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

But most importantly to me, how do we think Omar is going to perform in the sack?

I’d be willing to bet Omar does not go downtown. 

[peaceknit]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Meh. I've made my peace with it. 

Oh I have too. No one's looking anymore anyway, lol.

[Medsed]

Setting the DVR for Pillow Talk...it's just too late for me!  I enjoyed reading all of the snark.  I'm going to try to watch some of unexpected.....

[iwasish]

3 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Holy shit you guys...Drunk Darcy with the long ash on the cigarette slurring about not being good enough is giving me life.

Jesse is in heaven right now.

[Angry Moldovan]

Too late for me, but I will be back tomorrow 

[Gobi]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Good night all! See you tomorrow for more Sumit and Jenny soap opera! 

Blows will be dealt!

[charmed1]

My remote always vanishes when this trashy knocked up teen town show with 30 year old grandmas comes on. 

[Gobi]

Hi everyone, back to snarking!

BTW - Could each of you send me $500.00? I need it for..............something.

[Pepper Mostly]

Hi everyone! Here we go again! 

[hisbunkie]

Here we go....

[Julyolo]

 Good evening fellow Snarkers! Perhaps I have been overthinking the Sumit /Jenny storyline, but all I've been able to think about is what a LIAR he is. Whether this is a production driven storyline, or accurate....he has deceived EVERY person he has a significant relationship with. How Jenny can rationalize this baffles me.

Edited September 24, 2019 by Julyolo
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[HappyDancex2]

6 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Hi everyone, back to snarking!

BTW - Could each of you send me $500.00? I need it for..............something.

Yesssss.  You are so beautifool.

[PityFree]

Everyone has their bowl of bacon and potato chips, right?. Let’s do this!!

[hookedontv]

I’m here, I’m here, I made it stumbling down a cobblestone street in my 6 inch heels just like Darcey. 

[Frozendiva]

Blind Gossip has an item about Laura and Aladin today.

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Julyolo said:

 Good evening fellow Snarkers! Perhaps I have been overthinking the Sumit /Jenny storyline, but all I've been able to think about is what a LIAR he is. Whether this is a production driven storyline, or accurate....he has feceived every person he has a significant relationship with. How Jenny can rationalize this baffles me.

 "Feceived" ! That's my new favorite word!

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, HappyDancex2 said:

Yesssss.  You are so beautifool.

We missed your snark last night!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Friends, snarkers, countrymen (and any Canadians that are hanging here), lend me your eyeballs.

[greekmom]

alright. let's see these yahoos air some more dirty laundry.

[Pepper Mostly]

I'm on my second glass of wine, my tenth cigarette, and I'm dressed in pleather from head to toe. Please pass the Xanax

[HappyDancex2]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

We missed your snark last night!

I was at a football game My Love My husband My wife.  I missed you

[Angry Moldovan]

What a blow we have been dealt with liar mclying pant Some Meat. Can’t wait to see him weasel out of this!

[deedee2]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Friends, snarkers, countrymen (and any Canadians that are hanging here), lend me your eyeballs.

Canadian here, reporting for duty.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

I'm on my second glass of wine, my tenth cigarette, and I'm dressed in pleather from head to toe. Please pass the Xanax

I’m bringing the cake, just in case anyone wants to throw it in someone’s face.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Glass of wine and turkey sandwich, I’m ready to go!

[Pepper Mostly]

Why do these women all have such terrible speaking voices? High pitched, whiny, vocal fry. Its like dragging a rake across a chalkboard.