90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[seasons]

Wait - is it possible that this dude is really kind of into laura? Sort of seems so?

[BradandJanet]

I want to go lamb shopping. I just wanted to say that sentence.

[Azubah]

Oh my God SHUT UP, Laura.

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

What is with the cold shoulder tops?

Mandatory issue. We just need to see Jenny’s scraggy shoulders 

[greekmom]

ewwww. she took the vibrator from the garbage!?!?

[poeticlicensed]

Laura brings up the dildo again. One track mind? 

[RichiesOlderBro]

Oh no, she needs to be sexually satisfied!

[Bunnyette]

Lie back & think of the green cart/permanent residency Aladin...whatever does he see in her?

[kacesq]

I hope he lied too, Laura...

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Laura, stop already with the dildo. It’s enough.

Rummaging in the trash can for dildos is soooooooo classy

[Frozendiva]

Just now, greekmom said:

ewwww. she took the vibrator from the garbage!?!?

She paid for it. It didn't look cheap. She can hide it under the bed rather easily.

[Twopper]

Gross!!! Aladin has greasy stuff all in his hair.  What is it with these 90 day shows where so many people seem to need to was their hair?   I want to donate all those little bottles of shampoo that I have left over from traveling to these people.  

[Pepper Mostly]

5 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Ooohhhhhhhhh, Some meat is already engaged? I never would have guessed TLC. Why can’t he be a convicted arsonist

I'm hoping he's a trans convicted arsonist who has an ex in Colombia. And forgot to pick up a car seat. 

3 minutes ago, Gigglepuff said:

I wish it was two hours long though. Less than 45 min left! 

After last night's bore fest I don't know if I could handle two more hours. 

[blubld43]

Well. Aladin at least shows some maturity.

[HappyDancex2]

someone let me know when the scene changes

[humbleopinion]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Laura, stop already with the dildo. It’s enough.

That’s what Alla-din says....

[Armchair Critic]

Threatening him with your "purple friend" is really going to motivate him. 🙄

[Auntie Anxiety]

I think the garbage is a step up from Laura’s hoohah.

[Julyolo]

She brought the wrong little "purple thing". Aladin wants Viagra.

[greekmom]

Who's worse... Laura or Grangela?

[Bunnyette]

Ah, shopping for dinner Tunisian style

[Gigglepuff]

OMG, no. They'd better not show Lambchop getting killed. 

[poeticlicensed]

Laura needs to carry the dildo down the aisle instead of flowers 

[Gobi]

If I was In Qatar, I think I would invest in batteries.

[LucyEth]

Ugh, I don't want to see this😢

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

Oh no, she needs to be sexually satisfied!

Skipper deserves it, she’s an American woman, hear her roar

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just wait till Laura starts with the butt stuff

[Frozendiva]

Dinner for one of my cousin's weddings came from a family cow.

[magemaud]

2 minutes ago, Julyolo said:

That HAT!!!!! She looks like Yosemite Sam!

I was thinking Crazy Guggenheim. Aging myself 

[Mierin]

While I'm sure Aladin will find out about the trash vibrator, I'm kind of hoping the producers will spill the tea on that one.  You know, for the dramaz.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, blubld43 said:

Well. Aladin at least shows some maturity.

He is very good with the sex, don't worry. 

Meanwhile, Laura is reminded that he is from another culture by seeing him with a sheep. I don't even know where to go with that. 

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

Threatening him with your "purple friend" is really going to motivate him. 🙄

Name him Barney.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

Who's worse... Laura or Grangela?

Hmmmmmm, had to think but def Grangela

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

She paid for it. It didn't look cheap. She can hide it under the bed rather easily.

Good vibrators ARE NOT cheap

[Gigglepuff]

Shut up, Pole. 

[poeticlicensed]

Pole, Kareeneey doesn't give a shit about you right about now. Just shut up. 

[Brooklynista]

Put me down for Not This Hospital!! All poor Karine gets is an office chair and idiot Pol for comfort? I hope this keeps her ass from having a 2nd one.

[kacesq]

Pole is such an awkward idiot. And dear TLC unlike these participants, the viewers aren’t stupid. We don’t need constant reminders of what’s going on “I moved to Tunisia.” “Karine is in labor.”

[Azubah]

Don't they have epidurals in Brazil?

Oh, he just said they don't. Ack!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Paul is making himself very useful during Karine’s labor. Not really.

[greekmom]

Seeing Karine giving labour is WAY WORSE than seeing Aladin take Fluffy the sheep off to the slaughter. 

[sagittarius sue]

A hospital with no pain meds????

[Angry Moldovan]

Oh no not more vag!!

[poeticlicensed]

Why are they showing Kareeny naked from the waist down? I dont care if its blurred. Get the effing camera outta there. 

[Gigglepuff]

OMG, that gigantic crab!! 

[kacesq]

I like that Jenny lists her kids last of all the things she left behind...

[magemaud]

2 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

Good vibrators ARE NOT cheap

I read this as “good vibrations” 

[Arynm]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

Good vibrators ARE NOT cheap

I actually own this vibrator (sorry for the TMI). I got mine from Amazon. and it's pretty great. It has rechargable batteries and is waterproof! It wasn't super expensive.

[blubld43]

2 minutes ago, Brooklynista said:

Put me down for Not This Hospital!! All poor Karine gets is an office chair and idiot Pol for comfort? I hope this keeps her ass from having a 2nd one.

Not in a million years.

[Gobi]

Just now, Gigglepuff said:

OMG, that gigantic crab!! 

That's what Aladin said.