90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[libgirl2]

1 minute ago, Miss Chevious said:

Let’s hope Michael doesn’t get smothered. 

they are so mismatched. AT least Jon and Rachel look good together.

[Pepper Mostly]

"Stuck in Bangkok"? Is that what the kids are calling it now? 

[Rabbittron]

Just now, ECM1231 said:

Can they drag this out any longer? 

If we ever get to see Melissa it'll be the last show of the season.

[libgirl2]

Just now, ECM1231 said:

Can they drag this out any longer? 

I know! I get the feeling Melissa is a teen aged boy or girl playing a trick on him.

[Bubbacat]

Just now, ECM1231 said:

Can they drag this out any longer? 

Oh, yes! Yes, they can. I'll bet "Melissa" doesn't make an appearance until next week. If ever . . .

[Armchair Critic]

Lose the hat Tarik

[snarkish]

Hazel looks scared of Tarik. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh that hat's got to go. 

[greekmom]

Does Hazel look bored to you??

[Auntie Anxiety]

Chubby. Heh.

[greekmom]

Tarek's chubby????? HAS she SEEN American men????

[VioletNevermind]

Damn, Tarik has ZERO chill whatsoever.  

Edited August 20, 2018 by SuzyLee
And turn that goddamn hat around. You’re not 13-years-old at your Little League game.

[Suzywriter]

Tarik is a dope.

Is Ricky still adhered to that bench?

[ThinkerBell]

When was this filmed? I bet Ricky is still sitting in that restaurant with the same wilting roses.

[Armchair Critic]

Oops she thinks he is chubby and doesn't seem to be that attracted to him. He looks like a goof in that damn hat (yes I am a broken record)

[Quof]

How does the airline "lose" a ticket?   More likely he cobbled together some crazy itinerary of individual flights through a shonky online consolidator, like Tripsta. There's no other explanation for 5 stops. 

Edited August 20, 2018 by Quof

[AussieBabe]

Are you attracted to him? Uhhh he's chubby? Yeahhh, I wouldn't be flattered.

[Pepper Mostly]

Tarik is chubby? 

[Gigglepuff]

Hazel's so not into him.. 

[Lucky Santangelo]

I just want to hug Michael and tell him it will be ok.  Poor kid

[kacesq]

I like Hazel, snap judgment. I don't like how Tarik looks at her, like she's a commodity, his hot foreign chick.

[rideashire]

Hazel looks really uncomfortable and he's not really getting the hint there. I kinda feel bad for her, he's very touchy and in her space and I just wanna reach through the tv and nudge him backward a few steps. I'm not saying he's being out of line, just that he's not picking up on some very obvious signals and it's weird to watch.

Edited August 20, 2018 by rideashire

[greekmom]

So I guess she's real

[Auntie Anxiety]

She’s a girl!

[kacesq]

Melissa exists lol. So why did she make him weight hours?

[Gigglepuff]

So Melissa is real!! 

[Armchair Critic]

Color me surprised, Melissa exists

[snarkish]

HOLY CRAP, she's real!!!

[CoachWristletJen]

Compare Angela to Rachel. Rachel isn't jumping Jon's bones in the first two minutes. She's shyly getting to know him face to face first.

Angela is just like Nicole who went bounding toward Azan and immediately became all handsy. No restraint. No self control. No self respect. And, no awareness of their partners' responses,

That last one kind of helps in an erotic exchange....

[Adeejay]

Melissa actually exists.  And, she is gorgeous.

[CoachWristletJen]

Look! It's Bubble Boobs.  She's real!

[Pepper Mostly]

Melissa's real? My stars

[MegD]

She's got braces. What are the odds she's under 18?

[Armchair Critic]

Braces? Better check her age........

[Lucky Santangelo]

Melissa is not pretty. She looks fake

[PityFree]

Wow!!  She exists.

[Pepper Mostly]

She looks about 16.

[Quof]

Well, she's plastic.  So I guess that's "real", if not "found in nature."

Good on Ricky for speaking Spanish.

[AussieBabe]

Melissa is real? What kind of filters do these people use? She looks better IRL than in her porn-esque pictures.

[Ellie Godfrey]

Hazel is disappointed but sees Tarik as her best bet to get out of the PI. Sad.

[PeaceLily2]

2 minutes ago, Lucky Santangelo said:

I just want to hug Michael and tell him it will be ok.  Poor kid

Me too.  I think Michael may be younger than 30.  He looks younger.

[VioletNevermind]

While Ricky was waiting for this trick to show up, he should have been using Google Translate to figure out how to say, “Thanks for being like two hours late.  I’m going to head back home to my tiny daughter now.”

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

She’s a girl!

So far..

[snarkish]

She "has a lot of plans" and doesn't look impressed. I bet she never intended to meet him or that he'd come after her. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

She was too busy to text. Yeah, I believe it.

[PityFree]

 You were looking at her boobs that’s why you never noticed her braces! 

[brilliantbreakfast]

OMG, it's Pao II:  Electric Bugaloo!!

[Suzywriter]

Something is very wrong about Melissa.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Umm, your right breast and your left breast. That’s all The sightseeing I need.

[libgirl2]

2 minutes ago, Lucky Santangelo said:

Melissa is not pretty. She looks fake

something isn't quite right with her.