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[gonecrackers]

Jay's the one who needs a drill in the brain. Ashley's been drilled enough by him.

Edited December 31, 2018 by gonecrackers

[Cammi]

1 minute ago, usernameG said:

Do they have dick pics online?

On Reddit uncensored. Colt’s is just..... don’t do it to yourself hon. It can’t be unseen. 

[Straycat80]

Can’t Ashley get him out of the house by filing an order of protection? He punched  a hole in the wall. 

[HappyDancex2]

Just now, Cammi said:

On Reddit uncensored. Colt’s is just..... don’t do it to yourself hon. It can’t be unseen. 

oh no.  please god no

[Auntie Anxiety]

Someone on one of forums called Asuelu “Little Huey.” So apt.

[Frozendiva]

Jay, loving someone doesn’t mean signing up for a dating website a week after you got married  get off the site, and make an effort. Otherwise, go home.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, jacksgirl said:

Can't believe this is almost over. Can we all meet at Jazz, My Big Fat Fab Life or My 600 lb Life? I need you.

I'm a regular on My 600 Pound Life! See you there!

2 minutes ago, JennyMominFL said:

Love after Lockup is where its at.. And the forum is hosted by Drogo

Because you all recommended it so highly I watched the first few eps on On Demand, and I am hooked. What delicious crazy, I am loving every minute and can't wait to see you all over there! 

[Armchair Critic]

Ashley reminds me of the episode of Sex And The City where Samantha tries to exhaust her boyfriend with sex so he wouldn't cheat, didn't work for her either.

[configdotsys]

lol @ "my sweet pie." That was cute.

[Straycat80]

Here we go...Kolonic’s wedding. Wonder if she will wear the penis necklace? 

[Frozendiva]

Besides more babies, what do you have to bring to a relationship? What do you share with Kalani?

[Armchair Critic]

Those top knots are not doing that family any favors.

[charmed1]

Kolini better not be wearing another little juniors section romper or I swear my eyeballs will sue.

[CoachWristletJen]

Jay: "I'm trying to say the words in the right order of words so that you will relent and let me back into your big, comfortable house."

Jay to Producers: "The way I see it, I deserve to be in this big, comfortable house more than she does. She will need the police in order to remove me. I'm playing hardball here. Hope the dumb bitch gets that... I mean the woman I love." 

[greekmom]

In my honest opinion, Kalani feels like she's settling because she needs to marry.  Asuelu actually loves her.

[Drogo]

I'm a little liquored up and I understand every word coming out of Asuelu's mouth. 

[CoachWristletJen]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Someone on one of forums called Asuelu “Little Huey.” So apt.

Kalani is Big Huey.

[peaceknit]

Just now, Armchair Critic said:

Those top knots are not doing that family any favors.

I wish I had hair like hers so that I could do that....

[Lillith]

4 minutes ago, greekmom said:

 

Doesn't matter. She's on the hook, line and sinker for him for the next 10 years.  She is soooo screwed.

I believe she has recourse if she can prove fraud. Not sure how hard that is however. And that takes fortitude she may not have. 

[LilaFowler]

Ugh, this creepy sister-wife. Get your own life, Kolini.

[Armchair Critic]

What a wonderful wedding day filled with regrets and fear her father will find out she's pregnant.

[Frozendiva]

I am just waiting for dinner. No drinks for me yet.

[Mr. Miner]

I’m just as disgusted as Kolonic’s sister.

[HappyDancex2]

A lot of details going on with these drinking glasses.  Pretty impressive.  Maybe Kalani wouldn't be pregnant if she had Koloni in charge of her birth control.   Put some brochures on the nightstand with a ribbon tied around it for pills or IUD.   Or maybe Asuelu would use a slut people condom if it were attached to a blinking pink plastic penis and a straw.

[peaceknit]

1 minute ago, Drogo said:

I'm a little liquored up and I understand every word coming out of Asuelu's mouth. 

Heh, rum and diet coke coming up here!

[configdotsys]

Fuck you, Eric. If your daughters were the most important people in your life, you wouldn't have thrown one to the street and told that bitch of yours that she is the priority.

[Caseysgirl]

Kalani is praying that someone will stop the wedding!

[gonecrackers]

My goodness Kalani has a baby with her fiance, is expecting a second with him, AND they're getting married - so damn tragic!! (only in her family's universe)

[greekmom]

How many of these fools state: "My kids are the most important thing to me." and then go off and do whatever the frack they want even if it means hurting their kids.

I never realized how many shitty parents out there really want to be on tv.

[charmed1]

Why is Coltee’s hair so blondee? And obviously cut with a flowbee-ee?

[LucyEth]

1 minute ago, LilaFowler said:

Ugh, this creepy sister-wife. Get your own life, Kolini.

Her sister has too much to say, what a PITA she is

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, peaceknit said:

3 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

Those top knots are not doing that family any favors.

I wish I had hair like hers so that I could do that....

I wear my hair like that when I am putting on my makeup, but like Kalani I look better with my hair down. 

[HappyDancex2]

Just now, greekmom said:

How many of these fools state: "My kids are the most important thing to me." and then go off and do whatever the frack they want even if it means hurting their kids.

I never realized how many shitty parents out there really want to be on tv.

For realz.  It's like Kalani saying "Birth control is the most important thing to me."  

[CoachWristletJen]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

In my honest opinion, Kalani feels like she's settling because she needs to marry.  Asuelu actually loves her.

She won't ever be able to catch another guy who meets her physical standards, and she knows it.

[Pepper Mostly]

Kalani is baffling me. She already has one child. She and the child's father are getting married and expecting another little bundle of joy. Its not ideal timing but Jesus Christ why is it such a tragedy? Why is everyone so terrified if Papa Kalani's reaction? 

[CoachWristletJen]

Why would you call off the ceremony because she IS pregnant?  Most people do the opposite.

Haven't these people ever heard of a shotgun wedding?

[renatae]

Jay, you idiot. You KNOW it's cheating. Even though you are morally challenged, you have to know that nonsense about her not having ever loved you to be so upset is as big a crock of doodoo as anyone ever ladled out.

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, greekmom said:

 

How many of these fools state: "My kids are the most important thing to me." and then go off and do whatever the frack they want even if it means hurting their kids.

I never realized how many shitty parents out there really want to be on tv.

 

That’s a favorite trope on any number of reality shows. I heard it time and again on Intervention. “I love my kids more than anything. Okay, I need to call my dealer now.”

[Armchair Critic]

The girl doing her makeup has her makeup caked on, I would be leery

[usernameG]

10 minutes ago, Cammi said:

On Reddit uncensored. Colt’s is just..... don’t do it to yourself hon. It can’t be unseen. 

Oh god, I looked. No woman wants that. 

[Toodleoo]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Kalani is baffling me. She already has one child. She and the child's father are getting married and expecting another little bundle of joy. Its not ideal timing but Jesus Christ why is it such a tragedy? Why is everyone so terrified if Papa Kalani's reaction? 

I keep hearing Debra Winger in Terms of Endearment: “I want you to tell them it ain’t so tragic!”

[gonecrackers]

Every time Leida talks I throw up a little in my mouth; throat is already burning.

[greekmom]

Now, let's play devil's advocate.  If Tasha and kids show up, would that ruin Leida's wedding? 

[Floatingbison]

10 minutes ago, Cammi said:

On Reddit uncensored. Colt’s is just..... don’t do it to yourself hon. It can’t be unseen. 

Mrs. Floatingbison was talking about the Coltee wanger all weekend.  

[charmed1]

How does she know that tiara is from Paris. It could be straight from Charming Charlie’s.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, they're getting married at the Holiday Inn Express. How nice. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I cannot wait to see what The Best Wedding Ever looks like. The venue appears to be akin to the banquet room at the local bowling alley.

[Horrified]

Any chance that Kalani's pregnancy is fake/producer-driven?  She'll conveniently miscarry once they've exhausted this Family Kalani hand-wringing?

[gonecrackers]

Just now, greekmom said:

Now, let's play devil's advocate.  If Tasha and kids show up, would that ruin Leida's wedding? 

If anyone should show up & shout an objection, it's them.

[Toodleoo]

Just now, usernameG said:

Oh god, I looked. No woman wants that. 

Colt’s thingee, on the other hand, is damn tragic.