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[Auntie Anxiety]

Was Debbie carrying around a thermos of “water?”

[Bubbacat]

2 minutes ago, deedee2 said:

Any Canadians here who grew up with Mr. Dressup?  This may sound crazy, but Debbie talks exactly like "Casey" the yellow-haired puppet.

OMG!! That's it!! You nailed it. (I'm not Canadian, but I grew up in Detroit in the sixties. Some of the best children's programming was on CBC.)

[CoachWristletJen]

OMG, they hired her some friends from central casting!

What's with the whole white getup though? Wear a fun veil, but not a whole wedding dress, Dummy.

Edited December 24, 2018 by CoachWristletJen

[Pepper Mostly]

What a fun bunch. I'd rather get a root canal. 

[ALittleShelfish]

WAIT.  Is Kalani legit wearing a wedding dress to a bar for her bachelorette party? IS THIS A THING????

Oh nm.  She's still wearing a black bra. 

[Gobi]

5 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

So Asuelu forced Kolonic to have a second baby with him? She was an innocent bystander, apparently. Maybe she really got pregnant from a toilet seat.

Probably washed their underwear together.

[Armchair Critic]

This drain isn't even fun at a Bachelorette party

[Lillith]

This is the least fun bachelorette party ever. 

[Frozendiva]

9 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

But it's his Last!  Chance!  AT LOVE!!!!

SS Sinking Ship

[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, LilaFowler said:

So how much of the Colt/Larissa story line was totally made up for the cameras?

Larissa is very crazy, if anything, they toned her down. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I wish I was at that party. What a blast!

[kacesq]

Just now, CoachWristletJen said:

Wear a fun veil, but not a whole wedding dress, Dummy.

but then she may not be the center of attention!!!

[sainte-chapelle]

OMG the penis at the bachelorette, you guys are in your 30s grow up. 

[LilaFowler]

Are Kalani's friends paid actors?

[greekmom]

See Kalani.... you do have an outfit for the wedding.

[HappyDancex2]

Why not wait until after the party?  Or are these hired actors to be "friends" on the clock?

[Pepper Mostly]

"I'm having so much fun" she sobs. 

[Neurochick]

1 minute ago, LilaFowler said:

So how much of the Colt/Larissa story line was totally made up for the cameras?

200%

Oh is this Kalini and Kalani?  Sick of both of them.

[gonecrackers]

Seriously with the pink penis?  I don't want to think about Asuelo's penis; almost tossed my cheetos.

[Horrified]

Those girls are sucking on dick straws and there is a giant inflatable penis in the table. This is family hour TLC--didn't the editors notice?

[CoachWristletJen]

"While I'm having so much fun..." she actually says that.

While Colonic is having so much fun she wants to tell her sister husband the news about being pregnant.

[For Cereals]

The woman in the Ace commercial looks really bitter about getting the grill for her husband...

[Frozendiva]

Mr. Dress Up and The Friendly Giant for me. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, CoachWristletJen said:

"While I'm having so much fun..." she actually says that.

While Colonic is having so much fun she wants to tell her sister husband the news about being pregnant.

Because she cannot be content unless her sister is triggered, I guess. 

[CoachWristletJen]

Also, what about the bitchy, slightly angry way Colonic griped about not being able to drink. Like, really snippy. What, are you pissed off at your own body, now, Kalani?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Are those friends at the bachelorette “party” the same ones that went out to dinner with Colt and Larissa, just wearing different wigs and makeup?

[configdotsys]

Liberty, Liberty, Liberty. Liiiiiberty.

[CoachWristletJen]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Because she cannot be content unless her sister is triggered, I guess. 

Too bad Asuelu couldn't be there. They just could have made him cry again.

But on Ladies Night, you gotta improvise a little...

[greekmom]

Debbie looks more like Finnigan than Casey.

[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, CoachWristletJen said:

Also, what about the bitchy, slightly angry way Colonic griped about not being able to drink. Like, really snippy. What, are you pissed off at your own body, now, Kalani?

Kalani is mad at herself for *twice* getting pregnant by Asuelo.   And now afraid to admit she doesn’t really love him or want to marry him.  

[HappyDancex2]

Kalani is starting to pick up that halting way of speaking from Asuelu….hahahahahahahhahahaha

[CraftyHazel]

When I was younger than Kalani (26), my then-husband and I told his family we were moving from Michigan to Arkansas.  His sister, who at that time was 32 years old, cried and ran away from the table and threatened to walk home.  (She was a good 30 miles from home and a good 10 miles from the nearest town.). Lini makes me think of that moment.  Way more drama than the situation calls for.

[Pepper Mostly]

Why all the weeping and gnashing of teeth?? She's going to have a baby, she's not terminally ill. 

[Caseysgirl]

Wow! Larissa hadhugeclawswhen they started and when she left her nails looked human. Was that a metaphor for their change of heart.

[ALittleShelfish]

"So... I'm pregnant.... and it's not yours, Kalini."

[RichiesOlderBro]

‘No your not’

 

hahahaha 

[Gobi]

"No you're not," the sister says, " I used protection! "

[Armchair Critic]

I want to see her tell her Dad she is pregnant, but she probably made her mom do it.

[LilaFowler]

The whole family is a bunch of weirdos.

[kacesq]

these two are ridiculous - sobs over your sister's pregnancy by her fiance? Your 30 year old sister?  Grow up.  Deal with it.

[gonecrackers]

Lovely reaction sister.

[Cammi]

Kollani's nose job is butchered or else it hasn't fully healed. Really cheap work 

[Suzywriter]

Lini crying over a couple getting pregnant. Why? Because she isn't the dad?

[Mercolleen]

I hope BabyKalonic never sees any of these eps.

[ALittleShelfish]

SHE'S MAD BECAUSE THE BABY ISN'T HERS, KALANI.  HOW HARD IS THAT TO UNDERSTAND??

[Auntie Anxiety]

I spy yet another mesh t-shirt. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Wow, what a great party. 

[gonecrackers]

1 minute ago, ALittleShelfish said:

"So... I'm pregnant.... and it's not yours, Kalini."

She's going to want a paternity test to prove it.

[Frozendiva]

Kolini, be happy it is not you.

[CoachWristletJen]

"I couldn't decide whether to tell you now or when we cut the cake."

At least they're away from the table a good long time so the other women can have a nice evening.