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[Pepper Mostly]

Woman at bridal shop: "Jesus, what a bitch". 

[HappyDancex2]

I love how Oliver fell forward in her sister's lap and the whole world didn't end.  Where was Oswelu to wag his finger and scream BAD FAKE FATHER!!!

[tincansailor981]

Da fuqq is she talking about?  Her ass brought him over here to marry him and now she's  confused?

Edited December 3, 2018 by tincansailor981
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[iwasish]

Just now, snarkish said:

I'm renaming Kalani, her sister, and Mom, the "Hair Hags". What's with that lump of hair on the top of Mama Kalani's head??

A man bun.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Does Eric need a brain transplant to realize how Leida is nothing more than a money pit? 

[Floatingbison]

I will straight up pay $500.00 to watch Coltee kick Debbie out of the house.

Edited December 3, 2018 by Floatingbison

[kacesq]

Is that Return to Amish show as trashy as the commercials make it out to be?

[Granny58]

Is Nevada like Pennsylvania?  We have income based senior apartments.  Debbie should get one of those.  It would save her money and set her momma s boy free.

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[Mercolleen]

WHY is Kalani doing this? He could just send some child support every now and then. She hates him!

[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Does Eric need a brain transplant to realize how Leida is nothing more than a money pit? 

Eric is not thinking with his brain.  

[Suzywriter]

Olga and Asuelu would do well together. They are both kind, patient, welcoming, happy to teach and willing to learn. They also smile!

[CoachWristletJen]

Just now, charmed1 said:

I don’t think that’s a good dress for Kalani’s body shape. She’s got very broad shoulders and that dress makes her look even wider.

That dress was just a reflection of Kalani making another dumb decision. Spending money she doesn't have on an unflattering gown.

Her smug voice aside, I'm starting to think she's not smart enough for Asuelu.

Kalani may be the first mentally challenged person I've ever seen who talks down to everybody.

[Miss Chevious]

2 minutes ago, Lillith said:

That dress is *ahem* not flattering. 

But she looks like a princess in it! But that’s what they all say.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, kacesq said:

Is that Return to Amish show as trashy as the commercials make it out to be?

Yes and Jeremiah is a wife beater shame on TLC for keeping him on the show.

[BradandJanet]

300,000 Phillipine Pesos for the first round for Bride Leida, I bet. Eric is still going to spend even less on this round 2. 

[Frozendiva]

Leida, you want huge, lavish flowers? Will you take them home after? Donate them to a hospital?  You had a big wedding already. You want princess? Pay for it yourself.

[Pepper Mostly]

The whole family Kalani makes Family Chantel look like the goddamn von Trapps.

Edited December 3, 2018 by Pepper Mostly

[ALittleShelfish]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Woman at bridal shop: "Jesus, what a bitch". 

Just like Us, at home, on our sofas:  "Jesus, what a bitch."  

[CoachWristletJen]

10 minutes ago, tincansailor981 said:

Could have roped off the back section of Mickey D's

Could totally see him doing that. "Told you I'd take care of you, Sweetheart."

[HappyDancex2]

So how many episodes in and we STILL don't have a motive for Eric and Leida?   It doesn't even make sense. 

If she had a 300K wedding then him "proving he can provide" by renting a sad hotel room for a cash bar wedding is not even in the same ballpark.

If she was living lavishly with maids then him "proving he can provide" by merely going house shopping for places he clearly can't afford is not even in the same ballpark.

Who exactly is he proving this to?   Her parents don't care...they are wealthy.  To her?  Why?  What standards?

[Tuneful]

If Cousin Itt, I mean Kalani, is 29, then I'm the Queen of Romania. She looks like one of those hard Real Housewives and in her 40s. 

Debbie, apparently it's getting on toward evening, don't you take showers? Hair is a right mess. Bottom line, Coltee is the one who can't face breaking up with Mom. 

Leida has that annoying hair-tossing/hair pushing thing a la Rachel.  

The florist is very tactful, e.g., calling Eric's budget "extremely modest." Eric as usual looks greasy and hungover. 

Edited December 3, 2018 by Tuneful

[tincansailor981]

9 minutes ago, Miss Chevious said:

But she looks like a princess in it! But that’s what they all say.

Not without princess toast she doesn't

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[greekmom]

Larissa got a fan for the car! lol

[RichiesOlderBro]

2 minutes ago, Mercolleen said:

WHY is Kalani doing this? He could just send some child support every now and then. She hates him!

At first I thought she was doing this to get back at her father.  On second thought I think she is.  

[HappyDancex2]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

I will straight up pay $500.00 to watch Coltee kick Debbie out of the house.

By Leida's math that will cost you 300K.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I love Larissa’s hand fan. WAY TO TROLL, LARISSA.

[Straycat80]

I feel like the producers forced Kalanic to go try on wedding dresses. She was so not into it. She looked like a linebacker in that dress. 

[Floatingbison]

Love Larissa's fan!!!  Good for her!

[Lillith]

He's a grown ass man and is getting married, how could it be a surprise that he'd want to move out? 

[OoogleEyes]

They got a sofa!

[charmed1]

I would die in that Kia Spectra. Larissa’s thighs must be sweaty. 

[Floatingbison]

Yes yes yes!!!!!!!!!  Get the eff out Debbie.

Crying starts in three,....two.... one.......

[aliya]

2 minutes ago, Granny58 said:

Is Nevada like Pennsylvania?  We have income based senior apartments.  Debbie should get one of those.  It would save her money and set her momma s bit free.

Not to cut Coltee any slack, but those places often have waiting lists. That said, he should put her name on the list now as it may take months, or years, for her to get an income-based place. 

[HappyDancex2]

The look on Coltie's face is the only real thing that has happened in this season.  He's truly pained.

[BradandJanet]

Coltee's pink shirt is actually worse than that burgundy one.

[Pepper Mostly]

Did I hear Coltee say Debbie was 66? That's 2 years older than me. Wow. Maybe that's why people always offer me a seat on the bus these days. I wonder if I look that rough?

[Cammi]

Larissa's little electric fan and her fanning herself with a handicap tag in Colt's desert heat death trap on wheels, was EVERYTHING 

[Drogo]

So much princess toast..

[CoachWristletJen]

Gotta let him go, Debbie! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Debbie is a pissah! WE’LL decide at the right time? Hilarious.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

They got a sofa!

OMG your right!!

[charmed1]

Just now, aliya said:

Not to cut Coltee any slack, but those places often have waiting lists. That said, he should put her name on the list now as it may take months, or years, for her to get an income-based place. 

True. My mom was on the waiting list for three years. Baby boomers are a huge generation.

[Frozendiva]

Colt can’t let mommy move. Not ready to get married.

[Pepper Mostly]

Leida: "The flowers in Indonesia are very big. And expensive." 

[iwasish]

3 minutes ago, ALittleShelfish said:

Just like Us, at home, on our sofas:  "Jesus, what a bitch."  

I go with “See you next Tuesday”. 

But I’m mean that way.

[Lillith]

I do travel and event planning. Those arrangements are hideous. 

[CoachWristletJen]

Okay, those roses in the store window aren't artfully arranged at all.

[Mierin]

Just now, charmed1 said:

True. My mom was on the waiting list for three years. Baby boomers are a huge generation.

Yup, same with my grandparents.  They were on the list for years and my grandfather passed about a year before my grandmother finally got a 1 bedroom apt.

[Suzywriter]

Who shows pictures of their first wedding to plan their second?

[BradandJanet]

Shame Eric in front of the florist, Leida. Good work.