90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[Dance4Life]

WTF, is a rough start??

 

You only had an airport pick-up and hotel drop-off!

 

This is your first dinner....on the same night..???  
 

rough start????   
 

This dude does not respect women!

 

and....already on ...My Ex !!! 🖕🏻

 

[Leilani]

It's Lisa and the Three Yahoos.

Useman reminds me of a poor Jamie Foxx.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh god I can't look. 

[kacesq]

Roses are over the top for Lisa? Lord, how pathetic.

dear Sharp, we do not need scenes of these two in flagrante delicto...

did he say he wasn’t attracted to her? Lmao. 

[SunnyBeBe]

Watching Lisa is tough..........OMG is right.

[hookedontv]

I can’t handle Usman and Lisa kissing, and now they are on the bed omg. 
I gotta bleach my eyes. 
Omg Usman says he’s not attracted to Lisa but she’s got the lady part. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I love the producer. “are you looking forward to having sex with Lisa?”Hilarious.

[Armchair Critic]

another one like Laura who doesn't shower when they get off the plane and go straight to sex. OMG Lisa is so aggressive.

[Pepper Mostly]

"She's not the kind of woman I am attracted to". You know, attractive and not wrinkled. 

[Leilani]

These kissings sounds are disgusting.

[LookABird]

Poor Usman.  He is going to be ravished.

 

[RichiesOlderBro]

Usman is not attracted to her bahahahahahahaha.

[charmed1]

I think one of Lisa’s pieces of luggage is the free bag they give you at Planet Fitness when you join. My cat peed on mine.

[magemaud]

Does Usman have a boner? 

[mmecorday]

This episode is hitting my gag reflex like a prize fighter.

[Frozendiva]

Lisa, at least have a nice hot shower first - alone.

[JennyMominFL]

My husband just said that Ed is built like a Ban Roll On

[VioletNevermind]

WOW.  If anyone responded to the question, “Are you looking forward to sex with Suzy Rhapsody?” with “Uhhh . . . *chuckle* . . . she has a vagina, so . . .  “ I would be on the first plane out of there.  How demeaning.  I can’t stand these ridiculous women. 

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Roses are over the top for Lisa? Lord, how pathetic.

dear Sharp, we do not need scenes of these two in flagrante delicto...

did he say he wasn’t attracted to her? Lmao. 

She has the lady parts, so.....

[RealReality]

OMG, usman literally just said called Lisa a warm hole.  I guess she gains the edge without the condoms?

[kacesq]

I am snickering at the Sister Wives promo because I remember when Robyn was the young hot wife...

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, magemaud said:

Does Usman have a boner? 

He needs to close his eyes and think of England. 

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

Does Usman have a boner? 

What is the opposite of a boner?

[Doublemint]

Their Nigerian hotel is a step up from Grangela's - she's not gonna like it!

[Ijustwantsomechips]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

Does Usman have a boner? 

Hard to tell. He looked pretty “blessed” when they showed his opening scenes.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, kacesq said:

I am snickering at the Sister Wives promo because I remember when Robyn was the young hot wife...

I think that’s the best part of being a polygamist. Out with the old, in with the new.  

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Suzy Rhapsody said:

WOW.  If anyone responded to the question, “Are you looking forward to sex with Suzy Rhapsody?” with “Uhhh . . . *chuckle* . . . she has a vagina, so . . .  “ I would be on the first plane out of there.  How demeaning.  I can’t stand these ridiculous women. 

On international woman’s day as well 

[talktoomuch]

1 minute ago, RealReality said:

OMG, usman literally just said called Lisa a warm hole.  I guess she gains the edge without the condoms?

He didn't say it was warm

[Frozendiva]

Usman needs to lay back and think of Green Card.

[magemaud]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

What is the opposite of a boner?

Boneless? 

[RealReality]

Didn't Usman see her naked?  Why does he seem surprised, what kind of filter tricks was she pulling?

[hookedontv]

2 minutes ago, JennyMominFL said:

My husband just said that Ed is built like a Ban Roll On

Perfect snark Mr. Jennymominfl!

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

He needs to close his eyes and think of England a green card.

FTFY

[Dance4Life]

Does Lisa have suitcases from 1992???? 🤣

[RealReality]

Just now, talktoomuch said:

He didn't say it was warm

Touche!

[Gobi]

2 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

What is the opposite of a boner?

A soft-on?

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

What is the opposite of a boner?

Limp dick?

[Ijustwantsomechips]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

I am snickering at the Sister Wives promo because I remember when Robyn was the young hot wife...

Well the saying goes “putting on a wedding ring is like busting a seal on a can of biscuits.”-Overton Wakefield Jones

[SunnyBeBe]

• If Usman can’t perform, Lisa may hurt the guy. I can’t see her taking that well.

[CraftyHazel]

If Usman is willing to have sex with disgusting Lisa despite not finding her even remotely attractive, doesn’t that make him just as disgusting?

[Twopper]

4 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

Lisa's tongue kissing.... OH MY EYES

At least she tossed the camera man out of the room.   Sheesh.  She is unattractive.   He must be desperate for the green card to put up with that belly.   At least she isn't as big as Angela or he would have sent her back.   She looks faded out in a white shirt and not wearing make up. I can hear his friends laughing at her all the way back in the USA.

All the previews we have been shown of Big Edd meeting his "fiancee" and I didn't realize we hadn't actually seen it,  if that makes sense.

[RealReality]

2 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

What is the opposite of a boner?

Turtuling in for protection?

[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, Marmiarmo said:

If Usman is willing to have sex with disgusting Lisa despite not finding her even remotely attractive, doesn’t that make him just as disgusting?

Makes him desperate.  

[RealReality]

1 minute ago, Marmiarmo said:

If Usman is willing to have sex with disgusting Lisa despite not finding her even remotely attractive, doesn’t that make him just as disgusting?

Yes.  I blame them both for that trashy display in the car.  Gross. 

[Armchair Critic]

Here we go... I've been waiting to see Rose's reaction when Ed asks how he looks. They better not save it for next week.....

[Dance4Life]

Danielle hollering tonight!

 

Another older lady getting the goodies from her Muslim boytoy...on the first night!!

 

Mohammed frauded.....ME! 😆

Edited March 9, 2020 by Dance4Life

[Floatingbison]

Here we go, everything in my life is leading up to the moment Rose sees him.

[Toodleoo]

I cannot with hEDgehog. Please friends, glow your pal up.

[JennyMominFL]

Usman the Boneless

[Armchair Critic]

Rose is so desperate to get out of her circumstances she will have to bite the bullet